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@JB_1885
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Yer nan thinks she’s Pep Guardiola
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Absolutely no way Messi isn’t on the spectrum
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👀 Barcelona players post-match food requests back in 2014! 🔴🔵
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The art of male friendship
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When Luke Littler reaches drinking age we might have the best British athlete of all time
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pathetic, real men were betting on the moldovan netball during summer
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what the flying fuck is this
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Sat at my office desk and all I can think about is beer. I cannot wait to drink some beer. Literally shaking for a beer
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2 years
worst thing i’ve seen this week and i literally saw a man getting a blowie from a monkey yesterday
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What THE FUCK is that 🤢
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Miggy Almiron waiting outside the hotel for his turn with the brass
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paddy the baddy’s lost the plot
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The Fairchild A10 II has a single 30mm Gatling cannon and two General Electric turbines, when it fires its gun and puts its engines to full it will actually accelerate backwards; that is how powerful it is
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These two walk into your elevator What’s your opener?
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the cooking:
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WE'RE COOKING
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6 months
Your fella weighs out his pouch of baccy
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Absolutely bang out of order to vote on someones future like this
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Got jury duty today
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@JB_1885
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10 months
THE DARTSSSSSS
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1 year
this video will never not make me giggle, fucking nerd
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this is what every iron maiden song sounds like
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what it look like i do for a living 😭
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Down syndrome, happiest people on the planet who are treated like Kings their entire life
If you had to pick a disability to have forever which one would you pick?
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11 months
@franco_vernava Whole list is bemusing, what on earth is the obsession with Nutella sandwiches
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10 months
Am I high
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Spectacular jumping and a sensational photo-finish! 😮 #HappyChristmas 🥳
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1 year
A pint of Staropramen and some jollof rice please mate
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8 months
@sspencerukk Buddy I’ve been drinking everyday for 20 plus years. It’s all I think about and still haven’t gotten addicted so I doubt it’s happening
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Omg I suffer from this as well 😔 just want to be in a beer garden with all my girlies 💅 rishi put the weather machine on please 🤣 it’s so awful people being out in prison for something they didn’t do 💔
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Adele has revealed she suffers from seasonal affective disorder, also known as SAD, which makes it difficult for her to live in the UK.
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@HarveyLock26 No rest for the wicked
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9 months
12 bottles of bleach please
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Stephen Bear unrecognisable as he leaves prison after serving 11 months for sharing sex tape
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2 years
*thomas partey is about to lose his career because he is a dirty, manipulative, guiltless rapist
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2 years
can we put these all round london so jeremy vine gets chopped in half by one
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5 years
kompany when he scored that goal
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1 year
if you’re gonna be addicted to macros, do it the right way
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Lazy presentation 7 eggs Whole tuna can Just for breakfast!
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venom on tap??
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I heart student accom
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Water polo on a foreign holiday used to be the dogs bollocks, free reign to batter whoever stole your sunbed in the morning and nobody gave a shit
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Dirty tactics in the water polo 😅 #Olympics #Paris2024
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6 months
Looks like one of them Irish dons who hate the UK
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New Slander Name Alert ‼️ Stockport Sam smith 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Gonna pop an eccy at a vikkstar rave
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2 years
about to put the turkey in the oven ❤️
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10 months
@WM_BFC They’re gonna be making a killing tonight with all the NPCs betting
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9 months
How the fuck is stabbing three people mansluaghter??? Country is so far on its arse it’s a joke
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Valdo Calocane, 32, who killed three people in Nottingham in June last year will be sentenced for manslaughter. The family of one of his victims, Grace, had hoped Calocane would face a murder trial.
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2 years
“been a ksi fan for the longest” - geezer quite literally blew up on making rape, black and gay jokes - whilst being known as an absolute wrongen. being selectively offended is a bigger pandemic than elf bars
@umirf1
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Been a KSI fan for the longest but so weird for him to say 'paki' in the latest Sidemen vid even if they bleeped it & it was 'in jest' for content Other racial slurs wouldn't be used as punchlines for YouTube gameshows. Just makes light of the word + certain people's experience.
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@arran_n Exactly - no worries in the world, just chicken burgers
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Dillon Danis vs Carly Johnson is not what I was expecting on a Monday afternoon
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You’re a whore pass it on.
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2 years
this may be the worst lunch i’ve ever eaten in my 21 years on this planet
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0 reps
@JulianMKD
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New PB 🔥🔥 60kg for 10+ reps. I’m thinking of becoming a personal trainer , let me know what you think
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Lizzo already doing my head in
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@Gearmaraes hahahahaha how the fuck has this only came to light now
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1 year
State of Winnie the Pooh
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I present to you: $200 of groceries in Ireland
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@KLC_0611 pathetic.
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That’s a Sunday afternoon at bluewater if I’ve ever seen one
@kevintence
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nah what is this
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2 years
wake up babe, new bowling ball gif
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Luke Humphries off to munch on some crayons at the break
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1 year
comedown from a 5 day bender and a flat battery, stuff of nightmares that
Someone’s left their lights on there, be a rough Monday morning if they don’t see this 🤣🤣 @TheGlastoThingy @GlastoFestFeed @glastobation
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2 years
INTO THESE YANK BASTARDS ENGLAND
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This Ben Chilwell ‘bad man’ persona is jokes when you remember he absolutely shat it taking a throw in a few years back
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benjamin mendy was born on 17th july 1994, meaning he’s been alive for 10,575 days. geezer has been shagging since day 1
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BBC News (UK)
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Footballer Benjamin Mendy said he slept with 10,000 women, court hears
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2 years
why on earth is the trainer 110 calories?
@bennetts_
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🚨📦 | JD have announced future orders will be able to be delivered same day with Deliveroo.
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@sufcBilly don’t blame him personally
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@1btec_ he just knows he’s the dogs bollocks
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Loon man loon man yeah that’s me!
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Wembley baby
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@mikey_747 Some insanely suspect tweets recently Michael
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@ihopeyouperish Because that is how powerful it is
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The geezer’s face at the end ffs
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@sspencerukk
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Bruv
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@LNBCFC2 No tweeting during the match mate
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2 years
wolves twitter meltdowns are up there with everton’s
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“yes mate that’s super thank you”
@SJA_10z
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Nice fade mate @sspencerukk 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@sspencerukk “addiction! you’ve bet on 44 moldovan netball games this year”
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absolutely mental how the government have stopped this, dread to think how many issues there’ll be over summer now
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There might not be any drug testing at UK festivals this summer. On-site labs at festivals have been used to test drugs — and alert the police, festival goers and emergency services if anything was wrong. But now, the Home Office has said a special license is needed.
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I can hear uncle Eddie from here
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Ahhh yes fuel your agenda mocking the death of a 26 year old man you fucking gargantuan cunt
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Finishing your Christmas dinner and eyeing up the cheeseboard
@TVAddict2024
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Cinema
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@sspencerukk Three pints of battery acid and a vimbull crystal bar
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@CaliJ98 monty panesar 😂😂😂😂
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@Hoejlund_SZN 142g protein, 100g carbs, 16g fat
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@WolfofHobbiton Live for these tweets
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@sspencerukk just spat my drink out at disco minge
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you’d be eaten alive in the uk
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Last nights stats
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because they’re not fat greasy slobs that munch on 12 jars of nutella every week
@FuckCarsReddit
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Best selling car in 🇮🇹 vs 🇺🇸. With such a small car, i have no idea how Italians do their weekly Costo/Walmart grocery run🙃
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Genuinely don’t think I’d ever stop, same with Pringles
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How many Jaffa cakes can you eat in one go?
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not quite as funny as your wife having her back blown out by all of your ex-teammates without you knowing
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Gabz just said he’d rather play for Tower bridge Utd than Newcastle 😂😂 guy cracks me up @ga11agbon @talkSPORT
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monday again
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martin brundle risking being beheaded all for the sake of speaking to david beckham phahahahaha
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That’s mint I’ll post that
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THIS HUGO CHUGGS LINK UP #LoveIsland
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@calumb77 How do these always go viral ffs
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banged out by mclovin and showcased round the stadium in a wheelchair 😭😭
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YOU KNOW WHO!
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100% comedown talk but i really need to sort my life out this year, save money and disassociate from bad influences cos last year was an awfully slippery slope
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whenever paige is on my screen
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@Morgangibbs27 @NFFC how’s your bird getting tag teamed by skepta and young adz hahahahahahaha
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@KLC_0611 grow up
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State of Darth Maul
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@ah99_____ did 9 cans in 2 and a bit hours when i was in nottingham, was pretty much gurning
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birds are evil init
@Hojlundaise
Hojlundaise Sauce
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And that’s the end of me
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wretch >>
@MusicConnoisseu
TMC Music Connoisseur 🇯🇲 QUESTION MARK ❓
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What is a freestyles/sessions that you believe is created perfectly? I’ll start
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your bird gets the venoms in
" In a world full of Andrew Tates, be a Daniel instead" - Daniel, 2022.
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i would personally make it my mission to make this kid cry in a modern warfare 2 lobby
@davenewworld_2
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This 12-year-old boy calls out homophobia while playing video games and it's amazing
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