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Howl 🍉

@homeisnothere

5 months

Watching Gray’s Anatomy from the beginning. Making a thread so I can be unhinged on this specific topic in one place.

Howl 🍉

@homeisnothere

5 months

Joining @moonyeyed in watching Gray’s Anatomy. I’ve run out of fire station procedurals to watch and I need a new show I can be an amorphous blob while watching.

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3 months

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4 years

@Chinchillazllla @kittynouveau she’s in cahoots with the man who thinks the vag & butthole are too close together (and that we should be ashamed of their proximity). It’s the only explanation.

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1 year

Jorts understands recovery is one day at a time.

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1 year

Days since a trash can mishap: 1 Every day is something to be proud of. It doesn’t matter if it’s day 1 or day 67.

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@homeisnothere

11 months

@feederofcats @lyft $20 item return fee. @lyft , that’s disgusting given the circumstances. and tux is not an item.

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@homeisnothere

3 years

@RoxyTall Honestly they should respect that I am built like a seal and could crush them at any given moment.

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@homeisnothere

1 year

my mental health is dependent on a vast array of animals on the internet

teddy

@acatnamedteddy

1 year

iam the Good boy whom tooked all his eye drop's today:)

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@homeisnothere

2 years

@malonine @blackprints Me pretending like my carry on backpack isn’t heavy and I haven’t got enough stuff in there to start a new life.

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@homeisnothere

1 year

@justinboldaji sports bros can be good too. support but not emphasising the chest area for him. i’m sure you got this but just in case.

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@homeisnothere

10 months

@racheledini1 Slay. I’m a mature age student and another (much younger student) told me my necklace was slay the other week. A context in which I was very confused by its use. This was the necklace for context slash because I love it.

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@homeisnothere

8 months

@dieworkwear I remember the guy on the right, the guy on the left blends into the 12,000 other similar outfits I see a day.

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@homeisnothere

5 years

@ziibiing @smackdonna Ohhhh, forgot that that will be a thing when I become a powerful woman in politics. Eh, they should feel skeevy for looking at them w/out my consent, as should anyone who would circulate them.

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@homeisnothere

5 years

@hannahrenowden @imteddybless Me just sitting here saying ‘Hannah’ and ‘banana’ out loud to myself now.

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@homeisnothere

1 year

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@homeisnothere

9 months

screaming, crying, throwing up. just looked at the prices for the psychiatrist i got a referral to. nay, requested a referral to. i have been a fool.

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@homeisnothere

7 months

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@homeisnothere

6 months

@guywhoiswoke I’m preserving my insides for science and they can’t stop me

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@homeisnothere

1 year

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@homeisnothere

11 months

I did it!

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Howl 🍉

@homeisnothere

9 months

@saj_anderson @BlackM1710 commercial defibs today are designed to be attached to the pt when giving cpr. they will advise if a shock is necessary and will basically talk you through that. so defib can be attached even if a shock isn’t eventually administered. like literally recorded voice talk to you.

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@homeisnothere

4 years

@LinguisticLuis @ThaumPenguin @imteddybless Honestly would not be the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard a kid say.

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@homeisnothere

1 year

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Howl 🍉

@homeisnothere

6 years

@coreykindberg I once got off a tram because it was too hot and I felt like I couldn’t breathe. So I guess I’ll be the losing candidate to this badass.

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@homeisnothere

1 year

@CriminalUnionFW

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Howl 🍉

@homeisnothere

5 months

proof of life. still just rotting.

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Howl 🍉

@homeisnothere

10 years

@BuzzFeed nope, this dog is the cutest http://t.co/B974YKBmIt

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@homeisnothere

5 months

Oh shiiiiit, 3.5 years, baby 🏆

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Howl 🍉

@homeisnothere

4 years

@Radioactive599 Time to stop licking rocks on the side of the road then. End of an era.

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@homeisnothere

1 year

Back home and back to grumpy.

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@homeisnothere

5 years

@amo_il_sole @ziibiing @smackdonna I feel like the feeling of power is partially driven by the assumption I will feel ashamed, and if I all I can do is deny them that then I will do as much.

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@homeisnothere

6 years

@broderick Ugh why is she putting her feet on that?! It looks old and more expensive than any iPhone.

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@homeisnothere

7 months

touching base to say hey, i’m not dead yet. things are still really bad but i have some good people in my corner. i’m not feeling positive but i’m being dragged through it kicking and screaming because someone wants me to see the other side.

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@homeisnothere

2 years

@Smark_phd @SonjaCowling Sean, I have so many questions rn. I think the most burning one I have is: what the actual fuck is wrong with you?

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Howl 🍉

@homeisnothere

1 year

The TL had me thinking today so I went and had a cheeky look:

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@homeisnothere

3 months

Submitted my resume for a job I really want today and I’m going to need every single one of you to manifest/pray for me ✨

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Howl 🍉

@homeisnothere

10 months

@emilykmay It really does work. I am significantly less hairy than I was pre-laser. And I haven’t had any touch ups for the Brazilian area and only one lot of touch ups for lower leg. Legs like…97%, Brazilian like 80%

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Howl 🍉

@homeisnothere

11 months

@BrendonZatirka Oh no, a woman did a translation and removed all the misogynistic things we added after the years. Oh no.

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Howl 🍉

@homeisnothere

6 months

okay, i shaved it

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Howl 🍉

@homeisnothere

5 months

Putting my bag of eggs to good use in a sad white girl rice bowl 😋

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@homeisnothere

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Howl 🍉

@homeisnothere

6 months

@iPad_Latino Someone tried to hit one of our traffic controllers with their car @ the Covid drive thru

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Howl 🍉

@homeisnothere

4 years

@badiguess @GraceSpelman the place I work has a ghost that according to the children only eats chicken nuggets. the twist? I am a chicken nugget 👻

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Howl 🍉

@homeisnothere

6 months

I so badly want a pair of crocs but I feel like it’s a slippery slope for me…to what? Who knows.

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Howl 🍉

@homeisnothere

7 months

QT with a full body shot

Dread Singles

@hottestsingles

7 months

a few years old but I’m realizing I have very few super recent full shots

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@homeisnothere

5 months

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Howl 🍉

@homeisnothere

1 year

Somehow always end up watching Man v Food w/ @AdamRichman when I visit my parents. Love to sit here and loudly proclaim that anything with mushrooms has been ruined.

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@homeisnothere

7 months

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Howl 🍉

@homeisnothere

1 year

Thanks, Jorts!

Jorts (and Jean)

@JortsTheCat

1 year

When you stretch don’t forget to foot stretch

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Howl 🍉

@homeisnothere

1 year

Got a haircut today, y’all. Dead inside, cute on the outside.

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@homeisnothere

5 months

@NerdPyle Kell has that big floppy boy energy that’s giving me life rn

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@homeisnothere

1 year

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@homeisnothere

8 months

it should be illegal for vyvanse and ibuprofen to look so similar

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@homeisnothere

7 months

is this friendship?

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Howl 🍉

@homeisnothere

7 months

Call out: is anyone in Canberra able to come and help me out today? I am having a mental health crisis and tried to get a lease extension but I couldn’t. I have to be out of the house by 2pm tomorrow and I can’t do it alone.

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@homeisnothere

4 years

@wtb_Michael

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@homeisnothere

4 years

@theyearofelan Chilli says ‘Hi!’

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Howl 🍉

@homeisnothere

7 months

as we know the struggle to not shuffle off this mortal coil is real for me rn. i kindly request pet pics (dogs is legit one of my reasons to stay alive on my safety plan).

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Howl 🍉

@homeisnothere

4 years

Anne smashes it out of the park again. What a read, what a human.

Anne Thériault

@anne_theriault

4 years

Some exciting Lenten news: my (mildly heretical) essay on Mary Magdalene is live over at @BroadviewMag ! I did my best to sift through what we actually know about her from the gospels versus the myths that have grown up around her in the past 2,000 years

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@homeisnothere

2 years

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@homeisnothere

1 year

@donspilky @MarcusBlimi That’s because BBQ sauce is at best a C tier sauce.

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Howl 🍉

@homeisnothere

9 months

@DGlaucomflecken Do they know that we named a pool after him?

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@homeisnothere

7 months

you guys. you GUYS 😂

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@homeisnothere

1 year

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@homeisnothere

1 year

@DGlaucomflecken I ate vegemite this morning and I still don’t understand cricket. That said, I don’t want to understand cricket. My stance on cricket is ‘That’s nice, dear.’

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@homeisnothere

6 years

@ccrdmrbks @coreykindberg I can live with VP

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Howl 🍉

@homeisnothere

4 months

A woman’s true love is her giant cleaver.

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Howl 🍉

@homeisnothere

5 months

if i’m going to look like a sickly Victorian child i might as well do it with good cleavage

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@homeisnothere

9 months

Cooking for one? Don’t know her.

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Howl 🍉

@homeisnothere

6 years

Maaaaaaaate, seeing @thedollop Down Under 5 tonight. Beyond psyched to see @reynoldsgareth @daveanthony again 🙏🏻 Praise Spider-Man!

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Howl 🍉

@homeisnothere

1 year

Let’s all remember when my passport photo screamed ‘serial killer from the 70s’.

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Howl 🍉

@homeisnothere

4 years

Ayyyy, half a year sober! This is about as long as I’ve made it before so I’m nervous but hopeful for the continuation of my sobriety.

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Howl 🍉

@homeisnothere

4 years

@summersorama @jrhennessy @david_j_roth even if these pics never happened he’s still governed awfully. Lula being barred from running and being stabbed are big factors as to why he even is a leader.

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@homeisnothere

7 months

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Howl 🍉

@homeisnothere

1 year

All this Barbie content has me thinking about Sky Dancers, the toy for the discerning child who doesn’t like their head.

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Howl 🍉

@homeisnothere

3 months

Pre-interview car time

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Howl 🍉

@homeisnothere

3 years

Off to the cousin’s wedding this evening!

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@homeisnothere

9 months

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Howl 🍉

@homeisnothere

6 months

hot dog legs are never a problem for me because one of my quads says ‘yipee kayak other buckets’.

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Howl 🍉

@homeisnothere

5 months

1 like = 1 howl get out of bed and get ready for therapy

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Howl 🍉

@homeisnothere

8 months

love my sticker 🫶🏻✨

kevin nye

@kevinmnye1

8 months

Today and tomorrow will be the "last call" to order from my little store and get stuff by Christmas. I've got tons of books (signed and personalized!) and stickers to give to a loved one (that can include yourself!)