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Christa Faust

1 year

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Christa Faust

@faustfatale

4 years

Stop whatever you're doing and LOOK AT THESE EARS!!!

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4 years

This is Dixie. She’s half german shepherd and half bloodhound, resulting in the greatest ears we have ever seen. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

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6 years

Evergreen reminder: When you see people publicly enjoying something harmless that you don't like, just let them enjoy it without weighing in with your dislike. Go do something you like instead.

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@faustfatale

4 months

Reposting this amazing bondage edit by ⁦ @quaffanddoff_ ⁩ because reasons. (The reasons are in my pants.)

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3 months

Childless cat ladies, it’s time to fight monsters. Again.

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5 years

@ChuckWendig It's also appropriate that the female symbol is just laying there waiting for it to be over.

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3 years

I want to live in this photo of Kim Novak shopping for books.

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7 years

Vintage genderfuck.

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2 years

Hannibarbie.

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10 years

The guy with the microscope is the most bad ass. http://t.co/toxiw9l7ZL

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5 years

There are no "sides" in the Epstein rape-ring takedown. The guy from your team doesn't get a pass because a guy from the other team was also involved. BOTH guys go down, along with everyone else involved. Don't make me explain this again.

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Christa Faust

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3 years

Today I am fifty two. No filter, no filler, no fucks given. I’ve gained weight and wrinkles in the two years since my #hysterectomy and I’m currently fighting my way through #menopause but I still feel like the best is yet to come. Fucking bring it.

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5 years

"She had a butt like a wrinkled princess and I thirsted to ignore her." (Waiting for my MAN Booker prize...)

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7 years

In honor of his birthday, take my handy man-bun test: If you are contemplating cultivating a man-bun, ask yourself "Am I Toshiro Mifune?" If the answer is no, don't. #UnpopularOpinion

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5 years

I'm going to start describing my male character's testicles like this. "Dick's warm, velvety ballsack nestled shyly beneath the sleeping python of his heroic cock, temping me to reach out, cup the prodigious pair in my palm and say "Time to go to work, boys."

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3 months

Big Daddy Energy.

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11 years

I'll be killing you. http://t.co/ce7rnxHka0

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Christa Faust

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2 years

30 and up twitter drop a pic with your age: I turn 54 in 2 months. This is me yesterday. No filter, no filler, no fucks given.

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9 years

Happy Birthday to #bisexual icon Marlene Dietrich.

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3 years

More 90s era bondage. Behind the scenes snap of me tying up the stunning @DitaVonTeese for a photo shoot. (Even with the naughty bits covered, this probably won’t be allowed on Insta/FB.)

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Christa Faust

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6 months

Shit’s getting real.

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Christa Faust

@faustfatale

4 months

It’s my birthday today, but here’s a little gift for all of you:

Hard Case Crime

@HardCaseCrime

4 months

17 years after MONEY SHOT, @FaustFatale brings Angel Dare back in THE GET OFF, and @CrimeReads just revealed the Paul Mann cover and the first chapter. This book is *amazing*. Heart-wrenching, painful, suspenseful, beautiful.

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Christa Faust

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4 years

Ok, so I keep seeing that post asking people to write the first line of a novel on which a spooky old house would appear. How about writing the first line of a novel that would have this dark and magical dwelling on the cover?

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Christa Faust

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3 years

Hey, perverts! Help me procrastinate by completing my list of flicks/shows/videos/polaroids in which Mads Mikkelsen is in bondage. Please show your work. 1. HANNIBAL. All damn day.

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Christa Faust

@faustfatale

3 years

"I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me."

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@blacklionking73

3 years

In honor of Valentines Day what's your favorite line from a book or a movie where one character expressed love for another? I've got one but I wanna wait a while 😊

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2 years

Good morning, I’m 53. 🎂

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Christa Faust

@faustfatale

3 months

Murder Spouses! Also, what the fuck am I doing with my hands? Why does #12InchMads look so disheveled and neckless? How big is Full Sized Mads’ finger? Who is responsible for me anyway? #RDC6

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3 years

Would watch.

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Christa Faust

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4 years

Somebody said my dog Lupe looks like Michael Shannon and now I can’t fucking even.

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Christa Faust

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5 years

We all have many (MANY) issues with Twitter, but at least they'll let me repost this photo of birthday girl Sophia Loren, which just got banned from Facebook.

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Christa Faust

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3 years

Fuck off, 2021.

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Christa Faust

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5 years

I wrote a very painful and personal post about my lady bits and you should read it (no matter what kind of bits you have.)

Strong Female Character - Christa Faust

I didn’t want to write this. I didn’t want to talk about this. Because things are not good right now, and for a woman who likes to see herself as tough, strong and always in control, that’s extremely...

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Christa Faust

@faustfatale

2 years

My sexual orientation is this photo of David Bowie and Tilda Swinton. Thanks for asking.

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Christa Faust

@faustfatale

4 years

Whatever else happens today, this week or in the coming months, it's officially time to retire the phrase "This isn't who we are, America!" Because I got news. It fucking is.

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8 years

Reading is sexy.

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Christa Faust

@faustfatale

5 years

First of fucking all, no. Second, I'm totally stealing "Devil's Doorbell."

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@DrJessTaylor

5 years

So THAT’S why I’m so evil.

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Christa Faust

@faustfatale

7 years

Overheard in porn day job: “Murder my pussy!” Which, with an added comma, is the title of my new cozy cat mystery.

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Christa Faust

@faustfatale

7 years

Just saw a hipster fall off his unicycle. It's the little things that make life worth living.

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Christa Faust

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3 years

Happy birthday, Toshiro Mifune!

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Christa Faust

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2 years

Please enjoy my new Twitter poem titled “What’s Happening?” How to protect yourself from monkeypox, Rapey McForehead. No Vaseline.

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Christa Faust

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1 year

Happy Father’s Day to this portrait of Mads Mikkelsen by @beanyzilla that my mom thought was a picture of me and my pop.

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Christa Faust

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2 years

I’m a writer. I read fast. My brain loves text above all other info delivery mechanisms. I hate talking head videos where someone babbles a bunch of long winded shit I could read in ten seconds. So yeah, feeling kinda like I should just get in the tar pit and get it over with.

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Christa Faust

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8 years

Happy Birthday, Lee Marvin.

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Christa Faust

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4 years

Channeling Stanwyck.

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Christa Faust

@faustfatale

2 years

New cooking show just dropped. #12InchMads

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Christa Faust

@faustfatale

1 year

Sad to report that More Hitler Than Hitler Mads doesn’t get tied up in the DILF of Destiny, but he does get choked with his own man-purse by Phoebe Waller-Bridge. Will update The List accordingly.

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Christa Faust

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3 years

Everything remains terrible, but here’s today’s thing that doesn’t suck. Mr Global Pageant’s National Costume contest. The entire category is gold, but Mr Indonesia’s tiger lewk is fucking superb.

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Christa Faust

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4 years

No joke, killing or otherwise. BATMAN: THE KILLING JOKE by me and Gary Phillips has been nominated for a Scribe Award. Congrats to all the nominees!

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Christa Faust

@faustfatale

7 years

Celebrate #MothersDay Noir City style, with MILDRED PIERCE, on @tcm now!

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Christa Faust

@faustfatale

10 months

Happy New Year, Faustketeers! 3,650 days late and a lotta dollars short, but a rough draft of the final Angel Dare novel THE GET OFF is finally in the can. Gonna let it ferment overnight, make a few more tweaks, and then send it off to @HardCaseCrime

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Christa Faust

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4 years

Oops, I Frenchied. I just adopted this little peanut butter chocolate chip girl. Her name is Lupe and she’s helping my heart heal from missing Django.

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Christa Faust

@faustfatale

2 years

Me: Shit, I have a LOT on my plate today! Brain: Let’s cast HANNIBAL as a midcentury Film Noir! Me: No. Brain: Ok so, Vincent Price as Hannibal, obviously…

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Christa Faust

@faustfatale

6 years

Please join me in my annual #BlackFriday tradition of staying home and enjoying items I already own.

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Christa Faust

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3 months

Dear Internet, I’ve got this new book coming out next March and it would be swell if everybody preordered the shit out it. Love, Christa

The Get Off by Christa Faust: 9781835411735 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books

The first Angel Dare novel, MONEY SHOT, earned universal acclaim: finalist for the Edgar, Anthony and Barry Awards, won the Crimespree Award and chosen by fans as their favorite...

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Christa Faust

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7 years

Take a break from the present and watch OUT OF THE PAST, coming up right now on @tcm #NoirAlley #tcmparty #FilmNoir

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Christa Faust

@faustfatale

4 years

Whenever I have to say goodbye to someone I love, I go to the ocean. Losing someone during these strange times is more difficult and dissonant than ever but the ocean doesn’t care about your little problems. It’s just there, same as always. Which I find weirdly reassuring.

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Christa Faust

@faustfatale

3 years

In light of yet another caught-on-tape scandal that will lead to absolutely no consequences, can we have a moment of silence for that beloved thriller/crime fictional trope of "getting the tape to the papers to blow the lid off" whatever. RIP plot point, you were enjoyed.

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Christa Faust

@faustfatale

6 years

Autocorrect just changed the word “duck” to “fuck.” I actually meant duck that time, but I feel like my phone is finally starting to understand me.

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Christa Faust

@faustfatale

5 years

Or: 1. Flash ankle bracelet 2. Get him to sell your husband a life insurance policy 3. Use his pent up sexual frustration to your advantage 4. Have him kill your husband so you can be together 5. Let him take the fall 6. Visit him in San Quentin until his execution 7. Repeat

Richard Cooper

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5 years

How to keep a man in 6 simple steps 1. Learn how to cook amazing dishes 2. Be feminine (long hair, makeup, nails etc) 3. Don't nag him over trivial things 4. Be debt free 5. Don't be a single mom 6. Know how to please him in bed

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Christa Faust

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2 years

The results are in! @davidsuhphoto really helped me shed my old, uncomfortable skin and express my new mature, complex and fluid identity. I’m thrilled with the powerful portraits we created together.

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Christa Faust

@faustfatale

1 year

So there has been a silly little viral thing going around asking what us over-30 geriatrics did back before Thee Interwebs. My facetious, one word answer might have been “Fuck.” But then I read this article, ostensibly by one of us, and now I have THOUGHTS. Strap in, kiddos.

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Christa Faust

@faustfatale

5 years

For once I'd like to see a story/movie where a character's mother is a sex worker, but not an addict or an asshole. Instead, she bakes cookies and is awesome and charming and takes great care of her family.

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Christa Faust

@faustfatale

3 years

Some guy named Brian, who definitely never ever looks at boobs online because that would be wrong: "Dear Ladies, There is no reason whatsoever for you to post pictures of yourself in... bra and underwear..." Me:

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Christa Faust

@faustfatale

4 years

Holy shit! Even after all these years, Angel's still got it.

Hard Case Crime

@HardCaseCrime

4 years

#1 : MONEY SHOT by Christa Faust. Former adult film actress Angel Dare agrees to one more shoot, and when things go horribly wrong, she sets out to set them right -- the body count be damned.

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Christa Faust

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9 months

I once put up a Tinder profile that read: "Cold, amoral femme fatale seeks sexually frustrated drifter with nothing to lose to help murder her husband." I can't tell you how many messages I got that used variations on "You seem like a nice girl." Really?!?

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Christa Faust

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2 years

Guy in line behind me at the pharmacy yelled out “I guessed right!” as I was leaving. I gave him the eyebrow of doom and said “excuse me?” He clarified, very proud of himself. “You’re a girl!” Anyway I’m in jail now, send bail money.

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Christa Faust

@faustfatale

5 years

Don't know who needs to hear this (hint: me) but you should print out this note from Gil Brewer to fellow author Harry Whittington and staple it to your forehead. (h/t to @ron_clinton by way of @LeeGoldberg )

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Christa Faust

@faustfatale

3 years

Good morning, perverts. Please enjoy this portrait of the author as a young Dominatrix, circa 199something. Also, is that an unfortunate ancestor of #12inchMads ?

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Christa Faust

@faustfatale

3 years

Stop whatever you’re doing and look at my dog.

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Christa Faust

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3 years

Some sad news. My mother’s partner Tom, who has been a second father to me for nearly 50 years, has died. He was the perpetual straight man to my childhood vaudeville act (see photo below.)

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Christa Faust

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4 years

I purpled.

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Christa Faust

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2 years

Happy birthday, Lauren Bacall!

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Christa Faust

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6 months

Infinite thanks to Sew Generously Bespoke in Seattle for my new custom shirts! I can’t wait to see what kind of fashion shenanigans we get up to next…

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Christa Faust

@faustfatale

1 year

With @EddieMuller my 40th birthday, 14 years ago. We were babies!

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Christa Faust

@faustfatale

7 years

Put the coffee on, Noir Hounds. #NoirAlley is back on @tcm with THE BIG HEAT.

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2 months

JaiVibez🥶

@daystack

2 months

What’s the gayest thing that has happened to you this summer? GOOO

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Christa Faust

@faustfatale

2 years

A woman can have multiple orgasms caused by multiple partners every day of the fucking week without getting anybody pregnant. Clearly the problem isn’t us. It’s sperm. So if you really want to eliminate abortion, maybe you should pass more laws to control MEN’S bodies.

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Christa Faust

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4 years

Bisexual Assassin Realness, take two, with accessories! (Bisexual Assassin vibe is real, toy gun is not. Gratuitous Bulldog is also real.)

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Christa Faust

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3 months

Happy birthday, Willem Dafoe!

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Christa Faust

@faustfatale

3 years

People who believe in vast secret conspiracies in which thousands of individuals around the globe are working together with clockwork precision to achieve a unified goal have clearly never worked as a project manager or showrunner.

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Christa Faust

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4 years

Everything is terrible, and also on fucking fire, but I have a dog again. It helps.

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Christa Faust

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4 years

(faints)

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Christa Faust

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7 years

Who's ready for some strange love? #TCMParty #NoirAlley

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5 years

Wondering how many more times people can say "this isn't who we are" before they start to realize that maybe this is exactly who we are.

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Christa Faust

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1 year

At Tacoma Pride Festival with #12InchMads

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Christa Faust

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4 years

Yeah, not doing this for MONEY SHOT.

Eden Wren

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4 years

What GIF comes up when you enter your book title? #SundayFunday #ShowMe

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Christa Faust

@faustfatale

2 years

One more from the @DavidSuhPhoto shoot.

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Christa Faust

@faustfatale

2 years

Trouble. With @heatherllevy #Bouchercon2022

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Christa Faust

@faustfatale

4 years

"Amazon has created an automated system that essentially says, 'Hey, sweetie, why don’t you smile more?'" Hard fucking no. (Also, I'm starting to think @robwhart 's THE WAREHOUSE was overly optimistic.)

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Christa Faust

@faustfatale

5 years

Having a rough time today with (waves hand around at America) all this? Take a break from the news and enjoy this superb photo of a running Boston Terrier, also known as the American Gentleman.

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Christa Faust

@faustfatale

4 years

I'm 50 and have no uterus, but THE HILL is on @tcm and I'm now pregnant.

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Christa Faust

@faustfatale

7 years

Take a little break from the cannibalistic horrors of this never ending news cycle and remember that Zardoz got made.

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Christa Faust

@faustfatale

2 years

Happy 1st birthday to my obsessive, exhaustive and ever-evolving list of Mads Mikkelsen bondage scenes. FOR SCIENCE! You’re welcome.

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Christa Faust

@faustfatale

7 years

Love @EddieMuller anyway, but even more so for always giving credit to the writers on #NoirAlley #TCMParty

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Christa Faust

@faustfatale

5 years

See also: "As Dick gazed at his reflection in the full length mirror, his eye was drawn to the weighty, symmetrical perfection of his virile bro-varies. Though he was getting close to 40, his scrotum retained the youthful tautness of a sleek teenage swimmer. Not bad, he thought."

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Christa Faust

@faustfatale

5 years

While I was in Texas, I had a lot of very nice, well-meaning people tell me that the reason why me and my pets recently came close to burning to death in the middle of the night in suburban Los Angeles was "poor forest management." What am I, an Ewok?

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Christa Faust

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5 years

You idiots had one job. Keep this fucking guy alive long enough to implicate all the other scumbags in his filthy rich teen-raping circle. Not sorry he's dead, but sorry he won't be taking anyone else down with him.

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Christa Faust

@faustfatale

5 years

Have we tried unplugging America and plugging it back in?

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Christa Faust

@faustfatale

4 years

Been tempted to shave off my untamed pandemic mane. I purpled instead.

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