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Dread Singles

24 days

ICYMI finished copies of my debut novel have arrived! The UK release date is Nov 7th so you still have a little bit of time to get a preorder in! The Abyss would appreciate it greatly if you did. 🖤🦷

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6 months

whoops sorry designer friends we had a good run but there is no way we’re going to top this might as well pack it in

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4 years

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMENS DAY!

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5 months

story about a chef who wants to be a serial killer but is so bad at it because they can’t stop saying BEHIND YOU and CORNER

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6 years

Y’all D&D is so fucking unrealistic...I’ve never had a “long rest” available in my fucking life.

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3 years

Sex is great but have you ever let the creators of something make decisions about it and NOT made deeply possessive/entitled rants about it like a decent human being?

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5 years

I DONT KNOW WHO NEEDS TO HEAR THIS BUT...YOU ARE AN IRREPLACEABLE GASH IN THE FABRIC OF REALITY, YOUR KEENING STATIC HOWL IS LIKE NO OTHER AND IF IT FADED FROM THE ABYSS THE VOID THAT WOULD REMAIN WOULD BE UNFILLABLE AND THE MANSIONS OF SILENCE WOULD FOREVER FILL WITH OUR LAMENT

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5 months

@mikefranchina_ Somehow things wrapped in plastic are 200% more worrisome than things that aren’t

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3 years

MIRRORS ARE COMPLETELY SAFE. NO PRECAUTIONS AT ALL NEED TO BE MADE BEFORE THE NEXT TIME YOU LOOK INTO ONE. REFLECTIONS NEVER SHOW EXTRA DOORS. DO NOT WORRY IF THE HANDLE ON ONE OF THOSE DOORS IS SLOWLY TURNING. YOU ARE SAFE TO TURN YOUR BACK TO ALL MIRRORS. SAFE saFE SAfE SafE

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6 years

Aragorn: You have my sword Legolas: ...and my bow Gimli: ...and my axe Me: **frantically trying to finish my hot dog before it is my turn**

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10 months

The Banquet, René Magritte, 1958

K.WROTEN 🍏

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10 months

If you see this tweet, you have to mention one of your favorite paintings. Fireside Angel - Max Ernst 1937

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4 years

WELCOME TO DRACULA FUCK MANSION.

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5 years

YOU ARE ENOUGH, YOUR TEETH AND YOUR MEAT, YOUR CLAWS AND YOUR DORSAL SPINES, YOU ARE ENOUGH, YOUR HEART OR WHATEVER HAS TAKEN ITS PLACE NESTING IN THE CAGE OF YOUR RIBS, YOU ARE ENOUGH, YOU, DARK AND GLORIOUS ARE ENOUGH, WITHERED AND SURVIVING, YOU ARE ALWAYS ENOUGH

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5 years

Zoe Quinn is not responsible for anyone’s death. Get fucked. Unfollow me. Cancel your Patreon pledge WHATEVER if you want to blame victims.

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4 years

You ever feel like you missed out on a lot of normal childhood activities? Riding bikes after dusk. Skipping class to go to the arcade. Swearing vengeance on an eternal entity that has hunted your families bloodline. Delving into whatever dark arts you need to end the cycle...

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2 years

Did you know? #horsefacts

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7 years

**rolls dice** Okay so Anne is going to pass the raspberry cordial to Diana as part of her bonus move and they get a +2 to combined actions because of their bosom friend perks. Now I am holding Anne's action till the Blythe boy attacks, remember she leveled up her puffed sleeves

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7 years

Dear Facebook Spammer...let's DO THIS

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4 years

Hackers...cmon...student loans...FOCUS.

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4 years

I just saw a opinion I completely disagreed with...and scrolled past without commenting. And so can you!! With this Simple One Step Program....

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6 years

Kiss me like your obsidian dagger has bit through my breastbone and my blood is filling the altars rune grooves.

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2 years

Dungeons AND Dragons? In this economy?!

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5 years

Hmmmmm?

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5 years

Define...cursed...

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3 years

a goth pregnancy clothing line called Her Dark Maternals

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4 years

Harsh Writing Advice: You gotta write at some point. Maybe. What do I know? You’re doing great honey.

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7 years

THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM, THE EARLY BIRD KEEPS PULLING DARK GLISTENING COILS OF WRITHING LUMINOUS FLESH, THE EARLY BIRD'S MOUTH IS FULL, STILL THE WORM CONTINUES TO SPOOL UP FROM THE GROUND, THE EARLY BIRDS EYES ARE NOW DARK, ITS BEAK RAGGED, THE WORM FILLS IT, THE EARLY BIRD

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6 years

A very special @voidmerchstore design on CritRole tonight! Our intrepid DM is sporting the Pride Dice Rainbow design and it just so happens that all this month and all of June the profits from all rainbow dice designs will be going to LGBTQ charities!

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7 years

Possibility

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5 years

God has a plan for us but if we are careful and watch for his attack patterns all we have to do is aim for the big glowing chest gem when his armor plates open and we should be fine.

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7 years

DON THESE RAIMENTS OH COLD FLAME, FOR WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU, CIRCLING LIKE VULTURES, THEY SHALL FIND THAT YOUR TEETH HAVE GROWN OH SO MANY AND SHARP, YOUR HEART DARK AND TRUE, THEIR LAMENTS WILL BE SWEET UPON YOUR EARS

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7 years

OH👏GOD👏WHERE👏DID👏ALL👏THESE👏HANDS👏COME👏FROM👏FUCKING CHRIST👏IT👏IS👏A👏CHARNEL👏NIGHTMARE👏OF👏DISEMBODIED👏LIMBS👏WHAT👏DO👏THEY👏WANT👏FROM👏ME👏THEY👏ARE👏CLOSING👏IN👏BUT👏WAITING👏FOR👏SOMETHING👏A👏SIGNAL👏CLAP👏CLAP👏I👏AM👏CLAP👏BETRAYED👏CLAP👏MY👏OWN👏CLAP👏CLAP

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1 year

quit👏having👏characters👏cut👏the👏palm👏of👏their👏hand👏for👏rituals👏etc👏their👏forearm👏is👏right👏there👏

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4 years

Necromancers were the original “Have you tried turning it off then back on again”

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2 years

“Leave them at the bottom of the grave they dug for you” —Jordan Shiveley

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2 years

Who has two thumbs and almost gave themselves a heart attack because their coatrack looked like a creepy nun creature looking out the window

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4 years

I don’t know who needs to hear this but that’s not your reflection...look closely...count the teeth...

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6 years

MY KINK IS PUTTING MY EAR TO THE TRUNK OF THE OLDEST TREE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST AND THEN STANDING THERE TRANSFIXED BY THE SONG I HEAR WITHIN TILL THE MOSS COVERS ME AND THE GREEN RECLAIMS MY BONES

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4 years

THE DAY I NEVER IMAGINED WHEN I STARTED THE @hottestsingles TWITTER ACCOUNT EIGHT YEARS AGO IS UPON US. I am having a book published!!!!

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6 years

This season’s color palettes are: the blood of your enemies, the bones of those who stand against you, the wind howling amongst the forgotten tombs of all those who thought you small and weak

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4 years

awwwwww shit. 😅

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3 years

Listen I’ve seen all the Final Destinations…NICE TRY

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6 years

The problem with D&D is it promotes this unattainable fantasy world where you get to travel to interesting places with your friends and make money doing the things you love.

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7 years

Don't hoard your approval. Tell people you admire that you do. Encourage creators you respect. The culture of 2 COOL 4 SCHOOL has poisoned the art world well for long enough. Lift people up, let them know that the things they are releasing into the void have found a home in you.

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5 years

HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA, JAWS CLICKING AS THEY RUN PALLID TONGUES OVER ROW AFTER ROW OF NEW TEETH, LIPS FOLDING BACK FROM THOSE TEETH LIKE PETALS OF A JAGGED FLOWER, TIKTOC JUST ISN’T THE SAME AS VINE THEY HOWL, THROATS BULGING IMPOSSIBLY AS SOMETHING BEGINS TO EMERGE

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4 years

Tomorrow’s breakfast is SORTED

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6 years

Aragorn: You have my sword Legolas: ...and my bow Gimli: ...and my axe Me: ...and...and my crippling sense of anxiety and the overwhelming certainty that nothing will ever truly work out?

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4 years

TEETH... 🖤🦷

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4 years

Be the knife you want to see in the world.

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6 years

“I love Critical Role ... you know ... trash monk, wet boy, drunk child, sad books, amnesia swords and blue candy?” — @MsFeatherWeight

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6 years

I may be lying in a hospital bed half dead but having THREE shirts on a @CriticalRole episode is making my night!

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5 years

CONSEQUENCES

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3 years

I just finished reading What Moves the Dead by @UrsulaV forthcoming from @TorNightfire and I have to say the experience of reading it in the dark at 1 am was bone chilling. It’s been a while since a story filled me with actually jump at sounds fear and this one did just that!

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7 years

The Shadow: "Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?!" Women: "WE DO"

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5 years

Quit my day job and then same week buy a Hawaiian shirt and start writing smut...this is fine

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4 years

@ChuckWendig Grey is spelled with an e not an a unless it is referring to a pony

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4 years

LEAVE THEM AT THE FUCKING BOTTOM OF THE GODDAMNED FUCKING GRAVE THEY FUCKING DUG FOR YOU

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5 years

What happens as people give me compliments

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4 years

Sometimes when it's 2am and I'm feeling especially small and unproductive I like to remember the time someone graffitied ONE OF MY TWEETS ON A WALL IN AMSTERDAM?!

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6 years

Girls don’t want boys girls want the taste of ash upon their lips and the kiss of flame upon their brows as the patriarchal power structures burn around them.

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5 years

Notwithstanding how I voted (Bernie) a lot of y’all calling for Warren to just give up is some misogynist bullshit masquerading as armchair politics. Why would she drop out if she believes she is best? Because only the men have real chances? Fuck that.

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3 years

Breaking news fandoms once again rediscover that content creators are running BUSINESSES for PROFIT! Tune in for local Reply Guy has brand new harvest of sour grapes at 11

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5 years

God is weakest after his third attack pattern. Wait till he rears back and his chest armor plates open. You’ll want to aim at the pulsing red crystal. Good luck sinners.

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5 years

Y’all is it gay to hold your sword against the sweat sheened throat of the crown heir you have sworn to protect and train only to find yourself lost in the heaving of their chest, the curve of their neck joining the line of their jaw, the fevered flush of their brow...

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7 years

LEAVE THEM AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GRAVE THEY DUG FOR YOU

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4 years

Thing I am working on teaching myself: When I respond to compliments or encouragement with self-deprecation I am invalidating the compliment giver's agency of observation. I am saying I don't trust them. I am taking away their power of affecting the world around them. Stop that.

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5 years

Kiss me like we both know the next time we see each other it will be at sword point...

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3 years

Jesus sending nudes

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7 years

THE POINT OF ART IS TO MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE. TO GIVE YOU AN ITCH THAT ONLY ADJUSTING YOUR POINT OF VIEW CAN SCRATCH. KILL YOUR COMFORT.

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5 years

So our government is saying they want to declare anti-fascism a terrorist movement...so that would make them....come on you can get this.

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10 years

HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA http://t.co/9LF4w7hvfT

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6 years

WELL I’LL BE DIPPED THE SUMMONING WORKED EVEN THOUGH WE USED THE WRONG BLOOD

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3 years

I am nothing if not professional

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6 years

When I say “the blood of tyrants will flow through the hands of the people”...I am of course referring to the drinking game we played in college...

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7 years

SOME MINOR CRITROLE SPOILERS IN TWEET! BEWARE! Pretty stoked to see @VoiceOfOBrien wearing the spell component shirt on the FIRST EPISODE of the new @CriticalRole campaign! 🤓 I wonder what class he is? 😝 Don't miss out on this great show!

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5 years

Sex is great but have you ever just marinated in the suspicion that you are a secret dissapointment to everyone you meet?

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3 years

how is a human brain supposed to productive in this morass of constant ambient emotional trauma

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3 years

Okay having never seen the actual CR campaign 1 and just watching the first couple of episodes of the show…I love the Briarwoods? They’re like the heroes of the tale right? 🖤🦷🙏 #LVMSpoilers

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2 years

When both you and your spouse used to be food service professionals and get way too hype about situations

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5 years

Hey YOU. Your darkness is so beautiful. It has been growing for so long. Those who would want to keep you small and powerless are right to fear what you are slowly becoming. Dead leaves and cold soil are just what blankets the writhing truth of you. You are inevitable.

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6 years

THE PROPHECIED HOUR APPROACHES

chris🤖🌹

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6 years

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

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6 years

“Not today Satan” I say wistfully as I ruffle their hair and kiss the nape of their neck in passing. “We’ve both got a lot on our to do lists. Looking forward to tonight though...”

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4 years

ummm does someone need to check in on this intern? 😨

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So let me set the mood. Did you know the Beehive offices are in a spooky ass church tower? Well, they are. And with the new social distancing protocols I’m often up here… alone ...at night… sifting through photos and documents about vampires. THIS IS FINE.

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6 years

I can’t believe people have to say it’s okay to have a manual labor job. Fucking hell. I still get up at 4:30 am to go and work in a restaurant. Anyone who turns their nose up at an artist who is also a realist about their responsibilities please just unfollow me right now.

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4 years

YOU YOU ARE ENOUGH YOU WITH STUMBLING BROKEN GAIT AND BREATH THAT COMES HARSHLY FROM DEEP WITHIN THE PRISON OF YOUR CHEST, YOU WHO REACHED SO FAR ONLY TO COME BACK WITH BLACKENED CLAWS AND SINGED FEATHERS, YOU WITH GRAVEYARD HOPES AND BOTTOM OF THE WELL DREAMS, YOU ARE ENOUGH

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7 years

HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA,RISING FROM SUNKEN WRITHING NESTS,FILING THEIR TEETH DOWN TO POINTS,SHEDDING PAPERY HUSKS,STREAMING THE RISING DARK

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6 years

When there was only one set of footprints in the sand . . . it was because the Fremen walk single file wormwise and off footed... BLESS THE MAKER

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3 years

Me: Ah so yep still crushed beneath the heel of student debt and capitalism Some fancy bourgeois theme hotel: We made a huge sign neon out of something you wrote baiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii* Me: Please my family . . . .

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6 years

I wonder if Paul Atreides ever said “I call Mua’Dibs on that last spice cake”

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3 years

sigils inscribed on the inside of driers at laundromats, spinning arcane engines, despair bit mining

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6 years

I don’t post a lot of pics with myself with people because I don’t know I feel weird about it personally? Like it’s trophyizing them? But I just found this picture of me and Matt where we are both big dorks and it’s too good not to share

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4 years

YOU ARE ENOUGH YOU WHO HAS LAIN NIGHTLY WONDERING WHEN YOUR SKIN WILL FINALLY FIT YOU, YOU WHO LICK WOUNDS THAT NEVER SEEM TO HEAL, YOU WHO CURL BENEATH ROCKS AND SLITHER ETERNALLY INTO THE CORNERS OF PICTURES, YOU DASHED DOWN FROM ON HIGH AND SPLENDIDLY DEFIANT...YOU ARE ENOUGH

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6 years

Sex is great but have you ever tried holding the still beating heart of God in your hands as all his creations turn to ash before his slowly dimming eyes.

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6 years

MY FINAL FORM

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6 years

Life is just a LARP where you fucked up your skill points allotment from the start and are pretty sure your dice are cursed

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6 years

So I’ve been thinking about this a lot and for the entire year of 2019 all profits from the trans pride dice shirts will be going to @TransLifeline 🖤

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Me: there’s only one writer listed on this whole dnd book? I wonder why I haven’t heard any complaining from the other writers who had to have contributed…oh ok I see…