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@hlubi_thobeka

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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
3 years
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
1 year
Shopping with my dad is so embarrassing 😭😭😭. He wants to negotiate the price for everything. Simile manje ufuna ukthenga amazambane a120 ngo110.
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
5 months
I think anyone nje ofundile. Iyadabukisa
@LethuTheLegend
Malume 🇯🇴🇯🇴🇯🇴
5 months
Lento of Doctors not being employed is so sad yoh...
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
3 months
Jesu sekuze kuneDesign entsha yephinifa lutho umendo💔
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
1 month
Mangabe uhleli lapho kini and you are thinking to yourself “I can relate” to calling someone kawu 75. Beka isandla sakho kwiScreen syathandaza manje.
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
4 months
Told my dad that this lady at the salon said I look like I’m 23 he said, “ aw besekuphele iyndaba yini senize nikhohlisana” 😭
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
3 months
Ey uZuma uyathandwa. Angmazi umuntu onogazi kanje
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
1 month
Iphi iPetition sbone senza njani😭😭😭
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
6 months
Duuuuh🙄 amaBufalo wings???
@Mtamerri
Slwane Mthimkhulu
6 months
Are buffaloes edible?
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
2 years
It’s Esona’s mom trying to explain and people still saying uyasbhedela lo🤣🤣🤣. She said she is also going with her sister because she fills her shoes when she’s not there and she helps with Esona. Khona othe “ow so it’s a family holiday” 😩😭
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
3 months
Kodwa kube sonke savotela iMK😭
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
2 months
@nosi____ 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
1 year
@ZamazayM Uthi I’m a bad bitch amehlo athi cho
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
5 months
Thengelani iyngane oSpur zingaze zijole namakhehla
@Lush_Beauty1
D I M A
5 months
This one is still a child ngempela
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
1 year
My Ted Baker now looks like those woolies shopping bags😭
@lindopariss
Maharaj
1 year
it’s my GLX bags lasting longer than my Ted Bakers for me .
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
2 years
Very important to teach ingane isakhula ukuthi umlomo uyavalwa muhlafuna. Umuntu mdala uyaxhafuza
@LesegoMahlako
Sego ✨
2 years
The first time?
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
26 days
Kungashona ilanga. Intsizwa leya.
@iamvinicius_snr
Snr🧸
26 days
Brag about your DAD.
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
2 years
“Ngavunula ngedwa edrobheni bafwethu kanti elani leliholidi” 🤣🤣🤣😭
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
2 months
Ake ngyomela umah😭
@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
2 months
Told my mom I wanted to go out more wavele wangthuma kwiUnveiling at 10 and kumsebenzi at 1 😭
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
2 years
Some where in Durban khona umthungi okhane eyqala ingubo yomunye yeDurban July kodwa wanikwa iDesign neMaterial back in May. Those people don’t care😂
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
3 years
I bought them ngihamba with this guy who was asking me out at the time. He walked away while I was still buying them and sent me a text saying, “I don’t date girls that eat dirty meat. Zithande” 😭
@saney_maxwell
miss safra
3 years
Hi my name is Sane & I eat those ngingilas that they make on trolleys & sell on the side of the road 😔
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
17 days
Come see🥺. @nosi____
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
17 days
Ngizithanda zonke ithombe zami engizishuthe namhlanje. Zinhle zonke😍. TO ME🤣 nidelela kab phela nina
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
17 days
Went out gambling izolo and won 4400. Went home when I lost the 400 oseceleni. Winners know when to stop.
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
10 months
@khethiii_m
MISS KAY👑
10 months
Drop a random video of yourself.🥺
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
10 months
Really enjoying this bob😍
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
10 months
Sasingajoli namakhehla thina at 15 ungazosbhedela wena.
@chantiimooi
chantiimooi🍑
10 months
Mara guys we need to stop judging these 16 year olds like we weren’t doing snaaks things at that age. The difference between them and us is that we never exposed our on social media. Can we stop making ourselves better!
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
4 months
I’m not going to help him unblock people when he blocks them by mistake ngoba akawaz nakucofa touch screen😒
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
1 year
Uthe bagqoka iyngubo za45rnd. Kwakhona ugheli ophendulayo wathi kodwa vele ke wena winyoni ade besho. Wathi uGuy kahle wena leli3 wathi ugheli uba i3 wena nesisu esilengayo namaThick thighs aneKiwi. Wabaleka ke uGuy😭
@ndux_m
Mlungu
1 year
Utheni Vele uguy?😭why are girls so angry at him?
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
2 years
@MazikodeThah @MprueDie My gran also had. They would die and she would get a new one 😂
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
2 years
@MpumeM_ @_faith_nketsi Mesozabala nokuthi unengane elingana nami weeeh ai akahambe
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
1 year
@_sdvh You guys do the very same thing to Nigerians😂😂😂
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
8 months
I still can’t believe that the flash floods took umndeni kabab uMsimango wonke. He passed on with his wife and all their kids. I just saw a picture of them and my heart broke again💔
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
1 year
Aninazo iymoto kodwa taking a taxi is embarrassing? Nina niyagula😂
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
1 month
We are still proud. OwaseMnambithi njalo☺️
@OfficialTeamRSA
Team South Africa
1 month
Zakithi Nene won't advance to the semi-finals in the men’s 400 meters finishing 4th with a time of 45.01 #TeamSA #ForMyCountry   #Olympics
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
2 years
“lento ephezulu ekhekheni ayikaze yaba isdudla. Phela lingawa lelokhekhe” 😭😭😭
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
1 month
My friend deposited R5000 instead of R500 into my acc by mistake. Ey bandla akangitrendise 😭
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
1 year
I’m sitting down. Indoda engasile ekhanda that would argue with my dad.
@MarvinJMaludda
IntelliGENT♠️
1 year
Your husband and your dad are arguing. Your husband says get in the car, your dad says sit down. What's your next move??
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
11 months
Kanti nina niqhamuka emakhaya anjani 😭😭😭
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
1 year
@Khanyi_thabile Always 😭
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
1 year
I don’t want to see no girl from Ladysmith saying angeke ayigibele yena iBus. Ninayo iAirport Emnambithi?
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
1 month
Ai ngeke bafanabam ade ngithi ngyazbamba 😭😭😭😭
@JustDineo_
Dineo
1 month
Potential Miss South Africa chidinma adetshina with her family
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
6 months
Uguge umncane wena ubusy uzalela indoda ijike ivuke ngetshitshi elibaba kanje 😭😭😭😭
@Musa_Khawula
Musa Khawula
6 months
Meet Misokuhle Nomsheshe who snuck her way into Nozipho's marriage and became a second wife.
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
5 months
Angiyifuni kabi indoda enoFemale bestie.
@MDNnewss
MDN NEWS
5 months
Cassper Nyovest got married to his childhood friend Pulane. ❤🔥
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
9 months
Comments on this post? Ja ngsemncane kabi cause I’m not sleeping with no man engingafikanga naye bandla
@_Bonga
Bonga
9 months
I blame him. You don't bring a girl you haven't done anything with to the fellaz. Her eye is still wandering & you are giving her more options to choose from, and trust, she will choose, especially if your dumb ass is asleep.
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
2 years
Indlela esixakeke ngayo asisezwa lutho
@Bibo_George
Bibo Zulu
2 years
Tremor??
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
5 months
Posting thirst traps as someone’s wife on socials? Ngeke. Yes I’m strict 😭
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
9 months
Ey abasayi ndawo ke sebencoma kanje😭😭😭
@AjeboDanny
D A N N Y 🪂
9 months
I know i expected S/A to be a nice place but i’m getting way more than i expected There really is no reason why we should ever have a Nigeria vs S/A argument because in terms of how a country should be, they’re miles ahead.
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
2 years
@ClassicThando 🤣🤣🤣🤣 why akhethe wena shuthi nawe lamaIdeas uyawathanda
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
2 years
@Susmitaz @scobie Ow shut up. You are just mad that Harry opened the door for Meghan
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
9 months
@BossMatriach 🤣🤣🤣 for ucleva onjengaye I’m shook that he believes this😭
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
2 years
Ukthenga isphekho esiyihaba. Afike ngo2 selkdliwa bamhlalise kwiVip and he leaves after having drinks namakhekhe.
@Sphile_Cele
Sphile.
2 years
Guys if there’s umcimbi kini (as a woman) what is your husbands roll ? I’m asking genuinely
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
1 year
@akonpatro This is what makes it embarrassing.
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
1 year
Judging Durban July looks lapho nghleli ekhaya nephunifa elidabuke ebeleni.
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
22 days
I just randomly thought of the day when my nephew,he is 10, found that we bought him uGrasshoper oyiFake 😭. Apparently he argued with a boy from school and he told him unoGrasshoper obhedayo🤣 He wanted to fight everyone at home🤣. “Wayelokethi haw nawe aunty awungtsheli” 😭
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
1 year
Prime is out of stock in Ladysmith too. Aibo Emnambithi bazazelaphi lezinto.
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
10 months
Ey nam bengzomfihla lo
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
2 years
“Boring as fuck” yithi ke labo nkosyam😌
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
2 years
Bekthiwe uqeda upete yini ujean. Musa ukdlala ngoShein
@nkhesanimabasa
💃nkhesani waka tumbela💃
2 years
Futhi cut
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
2 years
@mandla20 @Dibzo_SA @NolwAzi_Tusini “Don’t be absurd” kanti uzodakwa
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
1 year
Ngike ngazaca boh nami 😭
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@MelikhayaL3006
Dabane wakwa Laxa
1 year
Let me see u ngo 2016 please ndifuna ubona something.
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
3 years
@BossMatriach 😂😂😂 I’m just worried ukuthi what if she really believes that😭
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
2 years
Just caught a teenage boy from next door (yes he is) peeping through the window while I was taking a shower. Kuthi ngiye khona ngyombhonya. I feel so violated.
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
3 months
Amandla oklwela abafana niwathathaphi kubanda kanje 😭
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
3 years
@stha_nxumalo Uthole ukuthi nawe vele uyazazi isphongo unaso😭
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
2 years
@Sposhkay1 Okubuhlungu ukuthi you can never guarantee that you won’t do it alone💔 uythola ushadile awshadi kyafana
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
11 months
Can’t SA take the ball and say abasadlali?
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
22 days
@MazikodeThah Aibo abantu banjani kanti😔😔😔 every single day. Thiwa namaCash sends, airtime, ugesi aibo💔
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
1 month
I was once saved as Thobeka NKR 😔
@Ngamso_O
Ngamso
1 month
He saved her as Mihlali?
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
1 month
Khuleka ukhona owakho ozayo kubi ke ngoba uzokthola sumdala kangaka😭
@cnehshuga
Sinethemba.
1 month
I think I’m lazy because niy’thathaphi iEnergy to lose your mind over abantu besilisa? 😭 after one paragraph I’m done shame
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
2 years
It’s so awkward to listen to someone sing the “happy birthday” song to you. Just sang it to my brother wavele wathi ey ey Thobeka ngeke and closed the phone😭😭😂😂.
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
5 months
Met a Dr that treated my dad during covid. He told me that he is yet to meet someone with such an amazing fighting spirit. 🥺 Dad spent 3 months in hospital. Kungumusa ngempela ukuthi usaphila🙏🏻
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
2 years
@LordVizo__ Aibo this is your wife🤣. This is the in sickness part
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
1 year
Someone asked if there are any bags(obhuti abanemali) in Ladysmith. 😂😂😂 Emnambithi ladies fight over obhuti abasebenza eDunlop and Defy iwona maBags ethu lawo😭
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
1 year
Akukho okundlula ukuthi njalo mungena eClassini umemeze uthi, “ OSELALA NOMFANA AKAYO PREVENTA ECLINICI KUMAHALA” bakhona abazozwa.
@u_ratoe
missy
1 year
I’m so sad indaba yezingane that fall pregnant while in high school 🥹 ingane engiythanda kanjani is pregnant, yooo nkos yami. Lapho ubright ugirl ey bandla
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
3 months
Ngathi uZuma engenza iqiniso people really have faith in him.
@DawieScholtz
Dawie Scholtz
3 months
UMLAZI, ETHEKWINI, 170 000 voters: 2024 MK 71% ANC 13% IFP 10% EFF 3% DA 1% 2021 ANC 57% EFF 19% IFP 11% DA 1% 2019 ANC 72% EFF 18% IFP 5% DA 2% Speechless. This is mind-blowing. The ANC at 13% in Umlazi...
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
2 years
@MpumeM_ They don’t make sense
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
1 month
Yikho ezoloke agudla amahlathi ephethe iReeboost oToyota ngeke bakmele ukthukwa 🤣
@manando__
nandi ✨
1 month
My fave kodwa sometimes, uyaphi nje ufucken?
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
1 year
Ngaze ngahleka😭😭😭
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
1 year
My dad said to my married brother “Uthi uwumnomzana womuzi ohloniphekile mawubheka? Ukhona umnomzana obuya ematshwaleni ngeyntatha?” 😭😭😭
@Nolwazii_K
Nolwazi K🌸
1 year
There’s a lady on TikTok who recorded her husband coming home at 5am after groove. Ngeke when you’re married there are habits you need to let go of aowa🤣🤣🤣
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
3 years
If you were planning on ordering anything from Luxwearza_ on Instagram, do not. She stops replying to your messages as soon as you make payment. Communication is quick before you pay but as soon as you do? Ukhuluma wedwa kumaDms. #GirlTalkZA
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
1 year
I cooked today and everyone is asking for Aromat neMayo while they eat😭
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Thobeka Hlubi
2 months
My little sister received confirmation that she has completed her degree. This is her status on WhatsApp. Ai sinyile 🤣
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
4 months
Imali inesono kodwa😭
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
3 years
Lapho I think he was Nigerian or something so the “dirty meat” yangcika kakhulu cause I read it in their accent😭😭😭
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
3 years
@Sabs_Mafungase 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I wish my lil sister had Twitter bezongfakazela
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
1 year
An old picture of Thabo Bester standing with Jacob Zuma just resurfaced. Laze lahlupha iPakistan😭
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
1 year
@umagidigidicele Ey phephisani😭😭😭
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
1 month
@Sye_Mdluli Ngicele wale nawe bakithi😭 3 is enough to know I called
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
2 months
For someone osaba ijele ave ngibathembisa abantu induku 😭.
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
2 years
@Sfiso_Nguza @_Sphile Ekhaya kungathiwa umkhwenyana uyaphapha
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
9 months
16 years sulala namadoda amadala to get famous? Aibo mpiloni lephilwa lapha eGoli
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
2 years
Ngabona ukuthi sengimdala when I got invited to my younger cousin’s birthday dinner kwathi sekzodliwa kwathiwa cela ozothandaza and wonke ama2000 abheka mina😭
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
2 years
@Smaangele 🤣🤣🤣 now you guys need to wait and see ukuthi kanjani😭
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@hlubi_thobeka
Thobeka Hlubi
11 months
@BossMatriach Clinics are sooo good. (Well awangalana). They even write you a letter referring you to a Dr esbhedlela uphinde uthole nemithi konke mahhala angaz why abantu bezixakekisa.
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