Lol My uncle insists on walking me to the bus stop ekseni but he walks slow cz of his crutches so he leaves the house first and waits for me ekhonini and when I’m about to approach he moves to the next corner, kanjalo kanjalo til ngfike 😂
I have no words to express the love that people from all walks have shown me
I will keep everyone posted with the extra miles that I was also blessed.
May God bless you all
My aunt is a mashonisa and she just called me to go fight a lady who’s refusing to pay her. During the week my friend asked me to go fight a wig company that didn’t deliver her hair. Kanti manje ngiyi sgora na mina kanti? 😳😭
@Smaangele
Why do you South Africans enjoy stressing the rest of us.
Start and End your Tweet in English or you don’t..
Don’t come here and hshsjzjd dkmdhsnn!!!
Lento yenu yokuthi mani chayisa emsebenzini nibuze thina esi unemployed ukuthi kwenzakalan on the tl inobu ice boy nyana.. uban okmele agadele nina iyndaba?? 😳
Overhead my lil sister sending a vn to her bf ukuthi angamenzi so not after she sacrificed her family. Aibo 😳😳 usho ukthini guys? Ama 2k athwala ngathi ukuthi ama relationship wabo abe strong 😭
That Zanzibar threads reminds me of what OkMalumKoolKat did to that lady in her hotel room all those years ago. The exact same thing 😳. Imagine waking up to a man next to you without knowing. Yho
Lol my thing is, when Mihlali is being celebrated as an influencer people always state how it doesn’t count cz she had a good financial start up. But now she’s actually acknowledging the fact that vele yi cheese girl niyamphikisa futhi?? Aowa
So my gran sells atchaar and ice blocks right. She discovered that I saved her contact with her name and ICE. Did she not call my aunt and tell her ukuthi ngim’save ngo gogo othengisa ama ice. 😂😂
Anyway, she’s asking why no one told her ukuthi umfana bekajola. Lol Imagine you a stranger dm’ing an influencer and telling em eh baba ngbone i ou yakho ijola. Next thing you’re a title of her next vlog “ Haters Are Gonna Hate, Potatoes Will Potate” 😭
My gran saw ukuthi I’m not barging nge R150 yakhe and she took amathambo ne hamper nge gama lam, ngimangala umama angmisa estradeni athi uzokoleka.. yhoo I’m done with this hun shem.. 😭
I wanna take my gran to groove one day bese Izolo plays bese ngimbuze ukuthi angahlala yena endlini kunje la.. Ngfuna futhi azwe le part ethi THILILILI
You guys are always on attack mode. Read to understand. It’s been more than 10 years now. Why is your house not loadshedding friendly? But every week uphuza i jager instead of investing in shares at eskom.. yho nina nifuna ukutshelwa yonkinto.
Once found an interesting fact abt identical twins & shared it my ex, he shrugged and said “oh I thought every1 knew that” so I went & asked my friends & they said they didn’t know. So I went back n told him wathi “ oh well I guess all of u have the same thinking capabilities” 😭
Angaz ngani le emakhishini but ekasi alipheli iviki abantu banga protest’i . Ende ke kdala bayenza so, jive nou ukuthi lento seyi affecta wonke umuntu. Nani ibani angry enough lapho ema Kyalami.
You delete bolt you get into a quantum and the driver rapes you. You decide ok sharp lemme get a car, a man follows you to the parking lot and does whatever he wants with you. So kahle kahle ubani inkinga la? Hayy shem
My gran cooked tonight and I decided to eat white bread and avocado. She just announced to everyone ukuthi kwakhe isinkwa asisadliwa after 6pm.. yhoo abo Mastende 😭
Lol for those that are asking why we are giving them away.. their mother has post partum depression. She hates then so much. She is 1 year old with 6 kids. Akaphucwe 🤬🤬🤬
Mina I fainted e mall and I only remember waking up on floor ngizwa bantu bathi mupheni CPR. I woke up and wanted to run. Imagine the shame everytime I go to Dobsonville mall ans the securities shout “sak’cabuza wena” 😭😭😭 couldn’t risk it
I don’t wanna put curtains in my room anymore cz I want la aesthetic of standing by the window with a wine glass looking out in the rain but then ngihlala elokshin, ngzovele ngbone imfene edonsa i chain 😭
The other day I threatened my gran ukuthi ngizomyisa e home if she doesn’t learn how to convert airtime to data. Did she not show me that she’s learned today. Aiich my woman in tech 🔥.
On this day, 13 years ago I got a call that my father died. I don’t think there’ll ever be a call that’ll make me happy like that ever again for aslong as I live. May he continue resting in piss 🥹❤️
My lil sister attends the same class with him. It’s at PJ Simelane in Dobsonville, Soweto. Apparently it was a daily occurrence, the child was a subject to the teacher’s bullying everyday. The school principal didn’t do anything when the teacher was reported.
So there’s a boy who killed himself in the West Rand cause they were calling him with homophobic slurs at school 💔. You can’t tell me that being homophobic is not dangerous
Do you guys get annoyed in planes or restaurants when there’s a baby that won’t stop crying?? lol you can answer truthfully in my dms if usaba abo “ it’s a child being a child “ ..
Watched a clip where he was addressing all the 🫳🏾 rumors. He said he grew up being the way he is and he didn’t know better so he took it up until a point where he realized ukuthi he isn’t and wathi even if he was there wasn’t anything wrong with it.
Men are so fascinated by women’s skin hey. “ wow your skin is so soft “
Aah yes Tshepo that’s what happens when you apply lotion on your body consistently, try it sometimes 😐