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sdurizer

@_sdvh

7 months

n’gfis’ uk’ba nemali…eningi…🎶

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sdurizer

@_sdvh

4 years

i love when people are Half nationality + Half Race 🤝

mariahs hand choreo

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4 years

@jaboukie Half Italian and half white 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

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@_sdvh

2 months

😭😭😭😭😭

No Quarter Will Be Given

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2 months

@jatella It’s the lowercase b in Black ….

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4 years

Best thing about 2020 for me personally 😍

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@_sdvh

3 years

Woolies said IT gents are up 🙏🏾

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@_sdvh

4 years

I bought myself another house 🏡. I still can’t believe I own two properties, but we’re here and I’m stoked

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@_sdvh

3 years

Your Government rolling out stage 4 load shedding during exam season where everyone is at home writing online, without generators, is the thought you should have playing in the back of your mind when you vote on Monday.

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@_sdvh

3 years

My Dad created a WhatsApp group with all my siblings that I’ve never met, and then said nothing. We’ve been sitting in silence for weeks😂

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@_sdvh

5 years

Imagine if you guys invested this same energy to the list of exposed rapists

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@_sdvh

3 years

I must leave my Mercedes Benz at home and buy a Polo Vivo?

𝗞 𝗔 𝗥 𝗔 𝗕 𝗢

@Karabo__KP

3 years

Its the fact that you could be spending on average R3200 a month on takeaways. Why don't you buy a Polo Vivo ma'am?

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@_sdvh

8 months

collected this car 3 years ago today ♥️

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@_sdvh

8 months

no, i went to high school 🫨

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@VuyaniMG

8 months

You ever wondered why you see the lightning flash then hear the sound after ?

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@_sdvh

6 months

popular EPL accounts ending up just being african is finishing me. you go so hard for united, wdym you’re from pretoria???😭

Ezra

@UTDEzra_

6 months

South Africa has finished 3rd at AFCON. We win together We lose together We fight together. I am proud of Bafana Bafana Ronwen Williams, my hero.

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@_sdvh

3 years

😭😭😭😭 LMAOOO

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@_sdvh

1 year

my car installment has gone up, to the price of my dream car that I didn’t buy because I couldn’t afford it lmaoooo

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@_sdvh

6 years

The way ‘I’m barely’ is written here >>>>>>

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@iamstillmila

6 years

ambeli coping 😭

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@_sdvh

1 year

the dollar would be R50 if we stormed the jse 😭

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@WatcherGuru

1 year

JUST IN: 🇫🇷 Paris Stock Exchange Euronext building taken over by protesters.

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@_sdvh

3 years

Not the normal ones 👍🏾

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@_sdvh

3 years

HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS 🇧🇼🇯🇲🇻🇨

@docZmd

3 years

Makwala qualified for the Finals! Tell the 58 million populated country that the 2 million populated country said hi👋.

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@_sdvh

3 years

Gegenpress 😭😭😭😭

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@_sdvh

7 months

he’s talking about 4 times rugby world cup winners mind you

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@stanfield_12

7 months

Amapiano is all South Africa is good for 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

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@_sdvh

4 months

everyone under 50 in south africa who drives an urus or a g wagon must start the rest of this year in jail and prove their way out.

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@_sdvh

2 years

Yoh aowa lona on this app🤣🤣🤣

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@_sdvh

1 year

amadlozi sound like such bad vibes man. you have to beg to finish your degree, stay employed, have some friends, find some love - every damn day, y’all fighting for your lives for regular things

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖈𝖍 𝖙𝖔 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖛𝖎𝖓𝖊🇵🇸

@_PalesaLetlape

1 year

I was today’s years old when I found out that idlozi can even deny your friends, they can fully say no to your friendship and there’s nothing you can do about it 😭😭

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@_sdvh

2 years

Imagine seeing your car on Twitter park itself in another african country when you last saw it in a parking space at konka 😭

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@africa1_celeb

2 years

It did it @MercedesAMGF1 #ZodwaUncensored WhatsApp #JoyceParker

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@_sdvh

1 month

so much sadness in this world, but not on my tl 😭

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@_sdvh

2 months

we used to be a real country man😭

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@_sdvh

7 months

Uno, Dos, Tres, Quattro.

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@_sdvh

2 years

My phone showed me a captcha in Zulu and I can’t stop laughing at ‘ngingumuntu’ 😭😭😭😭

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@_sdvh

3 years

In the middle of nowhere, with no transport that goes there. Looters must have used Harry Potter’s Nimbus 3000

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@iLEBsa

3 years

A very sad day In Motorsport #SA 🇿🇦 #GT race cars destroyed in fire during looting in #KZN #bigfootexpressracing Bigfoot Express Freight Thoughts with Sun Moodley Andrew Culbert and team

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@_sdvh

1 year

Paid twitter won't even be funny Its the broke niggas that are funny

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@_sdvh

2 years

Paying 1 million to fry sausages and have the oil jump onto your tv stand is insane

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@KasiEconomy

2 years

A new lifestyle estate in Soweto called Orlando Towers Estates has launched off-plan sales for apartments, with apartments selling for R1 million.

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@_sdvh

2 years

This is a dance of people who are going to EAT the money 🫣

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@ZANewsFlash

2 years

VIDEO: Apparently this is how Mandla Msibi celebrated after being elected the provincial treasurer of the ANC in Mpumalanga. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@_sdvh

2 years

Mwelase to Mageza, here we go! Full agreement completed — Mwelase legend joins Mageza NgoBisi side on forever deal 🚨⚪️🔴 Mwelase has accepted — it will be signed and official soon.

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@_sdvh

1 month

HTML is an essential building block in the journey of a beginner tech career. what’s happening here, is that you’re an insecure, shallow person.

Luu🇿🇦

@sk1tguru

1 month

“Women in tech” its just HTML lmaoo

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@_sdvh

10 months

sir, YOU need girlfriend allowance

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@Zingelwayo_12

10 months

I need advise guys please. I earn 9.5k, so how much should the girl friend allowance be?🤔 Help the brother out

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@_sdvh

1 year

Stay away from tech conversations - I’m so serious rn

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@_sdvh

1 year

People’s faces are permanent too, but you man call them 2s right in their replies during the day while others are awake to see

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@Givenkazeni

1 year

I don’t think roasting peoples tatts is fair bc like, they’re permanent and all ☹️

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@_sdvh

2 years

the traffic department says you can’t collect your license during load shedding, because its too dark and they can’t see😭😭 white guy says ‘okay, but what if I borrow you my torch’ ?

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@_sdvh

1 year

corporate south africa is not for black south africans. once you touch crucial management and strategic positions, you will FEEL the fire.

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@_sdvh

3 years

Everytime I catch people staring at my fupa:

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@_sdvh

3 years

Cassper still comes out the loser here, because how you let a man filming in front of his mum’s wardrobe bait you into a physical fight?

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@_sdvh

3 months

the perfect phone case does not exi-

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@_sdvh

22 days

debugging in a blazer would cause me generational headloss 😭.

Ndivhuwo.

@khabubundivhu

22 days

On my way to write code. Yes not all Devs wear hoddies, baggy t shirts, et cetera et cetera

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@_sdvh

2 years

My mothers grave was lost in a flood. The aftermath of this is an eternal pain.

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@ayanda_yandiey_

2 years

Ntuzuma cemetery was also flooded 😭😭💔 #KZNfloods

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@_sdvh

3 months

based on how long it takes to find a good developer , a good systems analyst, a good business analyst - she really isn’t lying.

Mlungisi Ntshangase

@Mlu__N7

3 months

Every time DJ Zinhle opens her umsangano nje. Ngicela nimlalele😭😭💔💔💔

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@_sdvh

2 years

He’s ironing on the kitchen counter- there’s nothing that can be done for him.

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@_sdvh

6 years

Zulu people when you speak another language:

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@_sdvh

5 years

I don’t know why nobody told me that Colgate removes surface scratches on cars. We thank Allah for the internet

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@_sdvh

1 month

salary lasted 11 hours, and he was asleep for the bulk of them😭😭😭😭

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@_sdvh

4 months

the circular screen? i have never laughed this hard at other people’s hard work, im sorry 😭

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@JosiahThobejane

4 months

I reckon the girlies are gonna love this new Countryman

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@_sdvh

3 months

big fan of my TL 🤣

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@_sdvh

4 years

This tweet is not about opening up to a woman, is it?

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@_sdvh

6 months

tv smelling like lamb chops😞

✞ ARCHBISHOP ✞

@KingBishop1st

6 months

Ayi never mind guys. Aneva😭😭 10k for a one bed???

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@_sdvh

22 days

i see audi added a petrol range widget so you can see in real time the petrol vanish before your eyes as they day goes…

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@_sdvh

7 years

black graduates graduating from anything other than LLB, Accounting, ENG and Medicine don’t get celebrated with the same ‘yaaaas black excellence’ enthusiasm

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@_sdvh

3 years

I can’t believe photosets of keys in the kitchens of strangers have you guys unraveling so spectacularly.

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@_sdvh

3 years

Facebook memories says I collected my car on this day last year- how time flies!

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@_sdvh

7 months

in tech there’s something called ‘fail fast’ do the thing, you’ll either fail quickly and cut your losses, and learn what works and doesn’t or you do the thing, and it works out great. but the key is, to DO the thing that scares you.

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All these crazy ideas and a whole lot of fear of them failing. 🤧

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@_sdvh

2 years

OMG 🫶🏽

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@_sdvh

2 years

The Hawks needs to invest in a team of undercover baddies - order will be restored in NO time

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@_sdvh

4 years

Lmaooooooo 😭

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@_sdvh

3 years

🤙🏾

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@_sdvh

6 years

ThickLeeyoncè will find a way to bring her weight into anything. She could be reading a Eulogy, and start by saying ‘As a fat woman, I noticed the deceased was a very nice person’

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@_sdvh

4 years

@ayandaaa @mfazomnyama_ Dreams are not a group assignment Ayanda. Her dreams to run a household are as valid as your dreams to start a bank. Feminism exists so women can be whatever they want.

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@_sdvh

7 months

i love when something big is happening in law, because o LLBafo fight tooth and nail on here, and its always such a glorious sight as an observer. in just 2 hours, they’ve told one bra to stick to RAF, and have named LLGqom ‘Legal Wise’ stuff of legends man ♥️

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@_sdvh

3 years

R Kelly has a hand in so many songs, that he’s effectively made it impossible to completely ‘cancel’ him, because outside of his own singles, he wrote for ALOT of artists, in a lot of generational hits.

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@_sdvh

4 years

unemployed AFDA graduates somewhere weeping

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@PhilMphela

4 years

CASTING NEWS: Keabetswe January stars in telenovela The 19 yr old ‘O Jewa Keng’ influencer bagged a cameo role on the SABC show last year. She will make her debut on #Lithapo Monday at 21h30 on @SABC_2 #PhilReports

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@_sdvh

5 years

Thought this was a Venda sentence☹️

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@_sdvh

7 years

you really didn't have to brag like this.

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@_sdvh

1 year

⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️

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@_sdvh

6 years

Someone who's sexually attracted to public transportation. Metro bus, Metrorail and the likes.

Zennie Booi 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩

@ZennieBooi

6 years

What is a metrosexual ?

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@_sdvh

10 days

dali doesn’t even bother anyone- why is this the stance you’ve taken?

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Funny Haircuts because your music isn’t selling. Ok

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@_sdvh

5 months

‘what’s your favourite colour?’ ‘SHARK!!’

💀IGGY💀

@ItsTheReal_BizZ

5 months

But isn't R2000 per month enough to support a child ?

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@_sdvh

2 months

Solid effort from @Okay_Wasabi saving the cinemas one man

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2 months

Ster-Kinekor will no longer be shutting its doors

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@_sdvh

2 months

🙂‍↕️

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@_sdvh

2 months

lots of english to say uyahlupheka

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@_sdvh

7 months

goodbye 👋

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@_sdvh

2 months

catch that (one) pokemon

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@_sdvh

1 year

‘they can just decide your husband is no longer worthy and tell you to leave him’ ayibo duduzile, you went back to your ex 7 times ??????

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@_sdvh

4 years

I got the job 🥺

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@_sdvh

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📍

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@_sdvh

3 months

new kitchen - time to cook🧑‍🍳.

sdurizer

@_sdvh

3 months

i’ve had enough- im buying the first 1TB macbook I find!

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@_sdvh

6 months

@SimplyKayGee this man yelling at mctominay during load shedding oh my days😭

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@_sdvh

1 year

I need car manufacturing to realize that there is nothing wrong with a point a to b car. You don’t have to drive prices up for ‘starter’ cars by adding unnecessary bells and whistles. What do you need a digital speedometer on a picanto for? Be so serious rn

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@_sdvh

1 year

you and bra shakes where gyrating all over richards bay, and I never stopped you - why can’t I hang with the homies???? 😭😭😭😭

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@_sdvh

3 years

I Mercedes ithengwa e Mercedes🙏🏾

KennethDS

@Majocci

3 years

@_sdvh Can you be more specific 🤔

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@_sdvh

4 years

When you didnt go to Tops on monday :

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@_sdvh

4 years

You guys do realize that the guy on the left was busted for actually being a fake lawyer...right? That that’s where the jokes stem from?

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@_sdvh

3 years

@YMziboh You got your first ‘sky scraper’ 2 years ago. Focus on that.

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@_sdvh

5 months

soweto, again

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@_sdvh

6 months

you’re gonna get promoted in 3046 😭

Gogo.Sifiso - the seer

@theseerheals

6 months

Clock in, Do your job, Mind your own business, Clock out, and Go home.

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@_sdvh

3 years

Also, ‘iPedi’ is disrespectful and you guys know that. Why do you insist of referring to people in the same light you would refer to inanimate objects?

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@_sdvh

1 year

y are you guys think piece-ing this ? yes, dream car went up too and is still not affordable, the point was, my car installment went up THAT much, and at the rate we are going, the transition from affording your life to not affording it is only a matter of months.

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@_sdvh

1 year

my last day at this job today. 2 awards in just under 2 years at a top 4 bank? idk, I think I killed it!

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@_sdvh

3 years