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anti-monarchist zevran royalist / dark souls enjoyer

they, bi, 20s, ic: eldrtchmoon
Joined April 2019
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4 months
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everyone making their first bg3 character like
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these wheels are problematic for me bc as soon i know an option is the official Annoying and Sarcastic Jester Response i immediately pick it without reading what tf im about to say. i finished DA2 and had no social skills left i would just see a flash of purple in my peripheral
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@kingofantiva
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1 year
this is what i drive btw.. if you even CARE
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1 year
that one dragon age origins quest
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@kingofantiva
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holy fuck.. I dont believe it! i dont believe my eyes!
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them: you better not be the dragon age origins (2009) fade mouse which is actually just a low poly rat when i get there me:
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varric: ugh there's always some kind of bullshit going on also varric: i have searched the entire continent just to insert myself into the worst possible situation
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@kingofantiva
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therapist: don’t worry, the dragon age cock ring isn’t real dragon age origins:
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this My Best Friend Varric after he vaped for only 9 years.. i remember clearly the day he picked up that first raspberry Blue Ballz gummy bear nic salt... wow
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@DevotionOath
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I HATH NARY SEEN A TWINK HOLSTER A BLADE. THEY ART INCAPABLE
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4 years
dragon age origins just memes itself at this point
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3 months
dragon age fans trying to process 15 whole minutes of Excitement after gooning over crumbs for a decade
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@kingofantiva
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2 months
.......the fact wynne got insomnia from zevwarden sex and zev got brain damage from listening to alistair finish too fast im sorry but i now understand why morrigan refused to camp with any of them lmfao. please do what u want queen the vibes are terrible in this camp
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can i say something
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so excited about him they couldnt even type properly
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DAO site hasbeen updated witha Zevran update. Lots of fans have been waiting to learn more about Zev.
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bioware this bioware that. bioWHERE THE FUCK IS ZEVRAN ARAINAI
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SHE IS EVERYTHING TO ME
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3 months
romanced zevran: [spamming on instagram] being a Housewife <3 in my housewife era <3 love my housewife life <3 unromanced zevran: please help me leliana i have been caught committing contract fraud again
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the new fade quest looks crazyyyy
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if morrigan becomes a villain i dont care whatever she says is 100% correct she ran off with my unborn child for the drama i can handle anything im stronger than a marine i would love her as a worm i would love her as a fly she is the life and soul of dragon age
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feb 2023: welcome to our first update of the year!!! [silence] aug 2023: we are firing 50 people
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bioware community update schedule is giving me whiplash
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"origins wasnt woke" he said, typing with one hand and balls deep in zevran's ass on his second monitor
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how to cosplay as a dragon age origins rogue
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THE NUMBER ONE GOTH GF IN GAMING HISTORY
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do you ever remember the anders kiss sound effect and start gagging bc i was playing bg3 the other day and got flashbacks so violent i had to mute the game
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@DiscussingFilm
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EA’s CEO Andrew Wilson says they are looking into ways to put ads into major games.
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90% of the ppl yapping about dark fantasy have no idea what dark fantasy even means
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2 months
since there is no more dragon age news i have had no choice but to leak this screenshot of Rivain
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my favourite scene in inquisition will always be when blackwall invites inky out drinking bc im like YESS PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIG— (record scratch as the game cuts to an empty tavern, inquisitor looking depressed af and blackwall talking about a dog getting killed)
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*taps mic* the sexiest voice in the entire dragon age franchise is female hawke
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me playing DA2 for the first time: ‘omg it’s so refreshing to play a character with a living family’ me 3 hours later:
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juju 💰
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wtf are you even supposed to say after sex
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8 months
how it feels to be a dragon age origins fan in the year of 2024
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me in veilguard CC: i will make an interesting character! the likes of which the world has never seen before! ....... *starts hallucinating the origins menu theme as my cursor shakily inches towards the grey warden option*
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this quote tweet still haunts me
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6 months
just opened my files and burst out laughing
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question: can i kiss her
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my dragon age core memory is from my first ever romance (leliana) after the first sex scene when she's like "HELLO. I WAS WATCHING YOU SLEEP.. YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYELASHES. I WANT TO CAPTURE THEM.. AND KEEP THEM IN A JAR". i went to sleep with the lights on that night
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astute analysis captain
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1 year
what if he turns up in DA4... what then
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2 years
every inquisitor 🤝 not using stairs
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zevran DMing this to romanced alistair at 4am
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@bioware
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France not safe.
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did anyone actually try the dragon age cookbook or did u all die of food poisoning
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1 year
babe what the fuck you’ve hardly touched your dragon age buffet
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never been a huge inquisition fan but i will say the wicked eyes quest was great. political intrigue? yes. climbing up a garden trellis dressed as the nutcracker? stunning. random guy chained naked to a bed? 10/10. i love france
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i quite like the fact lucanis was born into privilege and protection within the crows bc it provides a bit of a different perspective to zevran for example who was purchased off the streets age 7 and forced to participate in what was essentially the hunger games
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the way he's just lying on top of the sheets dressed like a chili pepper really gets to me
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i like to think she does this when she doesnt want to talk to them
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this is a very serious video game
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morrigan concept art is like *rips her pants off and flips her over* Behold.. the concept of her ass
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@Loudwindow
Chwistopher - Bohr Wyrms Era
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An RPG where nobody is blonde feels like a victory to me.
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.. You will never be him
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3 years
the character creation screen in every dragon age game be like
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Dear new dragon age fans ✍️ [inquisition theme starts playing] to enter the DA fandom u must endure our scariest initiation trial to date: tweet “I HATE SOLAS” followed by a funny insult, and get beaten up in the digital town square by his 9000 wives
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the most annoying part of dragon age origins is having an inventory FULL of alcohol and having to wait till u meet oghren just to fucking offload it as a gift
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dont mention him dont mention him dont mention him— *fails charisma check* THERE IS NO ANTIVA WITHOUT ZEVRAN ARAINAI
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1 year
vaping is No joke guys. this is my friend after 5yrs sucking strawberry menthol. stay safe
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i really dont mind the lack of blood magic for rook. i had a blood mage hawke which only makes narrative sense if you cope with 1 million headcanons.. fenris/anders never batted an eyelid and my hawke turned up in inquisition like "BLOOD MAGES ARE EVIL!!!!"
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most mages: "yeahhhhhh freedom for mages!!! ♥️" morrigan: "if u get caught by a templar then u suck. get good. i'll have you know I graduated top of my class in apostacy, and i've been involved in numerous secret raids on the chantry, and i have over 300 confirmed kills-
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anyway
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the tavern songs were the best thing about that game change my mind
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3 years
due to personal reasons i will be playing dragon age indefinitely
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alistair was the real victim of the blight his so called “Friends” spent the best part of a year calling him a stinky virgin with a low IQ. in veilguard he will become The Joker
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MORRIGAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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every time a gamer kills zevran.. somewhere in the world a bisexual fairy dies. Think about that
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neve: you and me, rook. maybe thats what scares me my rook:
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everyone in dragon age: ‘fen’harel’ 👌🏽 merrill, for some reason: FAN HARROLD
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The Inquisitor, Dragon Age Inquisition (2014)
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@Hrungry
Hrungr
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While going through some old files, I also ran across this: Game Informer: Dragon Age Origins issue.
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(on grey warden grindr) wow.. your taint is absolutely gorgeous. You look positively radiant
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teagan guerrin redcliffe castle vibes
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𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
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THE SOUNDS ARE TAKING ME OUT LMFAOOO😭😭😭
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i am once again begging people to separate the bioware brand and all its PR from the talented developers who work on these games. these days, being bioware-critical IS standing with the developers. the people who made all the things we love about dragon age
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archdemon blowing up weisshaupt fortress and zevran's just on the balcony with a cigarette contemplating becoming an alcoholic
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alistair dragon age
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Shane 🦧 466 days until Avatar 3
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Showing up 2 hours late to work with tiger face paint from the zoo
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happy pride month
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the beauty of dragon age origins
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dragon age 4 my body is ready
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