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4 years

Me leaving the beaches of Mykonos to head back to the office after flying over for $87.94 during my lunch break

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Instagram is slowly changing from a social media platform to an online flea market.

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2 years

Obsessed with this living setup that this woman setup for her brother who is on the spectrum so he can live independently but still have his support system nearby!

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3 years

Disney Channel really used to have Raven Symone dressing like she was a 42 year old divorced woman while playing a high schooler throughout the Cheetah Girls franchise and I won’t forgive them for it.

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When I accidentally click yalls live and I’m the only one in there

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😭😭😭😭 the caption has me yelling

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Not sis from 81st deli is making a chicken salad for the Weight Watchers app. The power of the internet!

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1 year

I am absolutely obsessed with this precious child (and her afro). 🥹 Literally the cutest thing I’ve seen all week.

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2 years

You thought you ate too

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2 years

Y’all can have the pajamas. I want matching mindsets. ♥️

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3 years

Britney’s situation isn’t funny of course, but the way Miley sounds like she is exhausted from being on the legal team working day and night on this case is HILARIOUS 😭😭😭

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8 months

Y’all the blanket is sending me but what she says is even funnier PLEASEEEEEE 😭😭😭

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2 years

2 Chainz & Halo are literally the cutest little father son duo. I love their content and I love how Halo genuinely loves hanging with his Daddy 🥹🥹

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2 years

skskskfk LMFAOOOOO

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4 years

These women kept over ONE MILLION folks on live for 3 hours on a MONDAY. Their power! #Verzuz

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11 months

Do we not remember that Blue was a girl???? How did we get here???? 😭

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11 months

She told me her favorite color was Blue so I Blue her back out

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@heyitskmatt

4 years

Nobody has more rules than an unlicensed hairstylist. Nobody.

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3 years

Mobile, Alabama just declared a ‘critical mass level zero’ which means that if you need an ambulance for an emergency, you will not be getting one because there is nowhere to take you because the hospitals are full.

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5 years

Literally me processing that YG and Kehlani are a couple.

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4 years

ANDERSON COOPER SAID THEY’RE GONNA GO BACK TO THE OLIVE GARDEN AND THE HOLIDAY INN WHERE THEY CAME FROM TO DISCUSS THIS 😭

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5 years

When I go over to Walmart instead of Target.

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3 years

One of the girls in a group chat my friend is in asked them to be considerate for future trips and to pick places where they aren’t requiring COVID-19 vaccines because she’s likely not getting it. Why did someone reply “Vaccianas only” and then removed her from the group 😭💀

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@heyitskmatt

2 years

A simple “rest in peace” and condolences to Shanquella Robinson’a family will suffice of instead of think (read: STINK) pieces under the guise of “awareness” talking about how you don’t go on group trips or trust people for this reason. Shut up.

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@heyitskmatt

6 years

3 baby mamas later and Future is still talking about Ciara?

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@heyitskmatt

4 years

You can follow your friends all you want, but you will not see posts from their home life. But you will see that influencer’s 5th sponsored post for a clothing line that you can’t wear.

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6 months

Baby Chelsea’s face got so SOUR when Jimmy started talking about Jessica & her looks! Y’all caught it?! #LoveIsBlind

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2 years

I know we say ‘put it in reverse Terry’ but I think we might have to add “Get outta there Grandma” right next to that 😭😭😭😭

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5 years

Me giving a bad bitch pep talk to a girl I don’t know crying over a boy in the bathroom at the club

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@heyitskmatt

4 years

The tone deafness of celebrities and influencers has been amplified during this pandemic. Whatever possessed Kim Kardashian to make an entire thread about her lavish birthday trip that with or without a pandemic 99.9% of people can’t afford is beyond me.

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2 years

I know technology isn’t perfect, but the way technology has helped improve independence and quality of life for many is beautiful. And for caregivers, I believe it can help with the mental strain when in this position. Because being a caregiver is HARD work.

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3 years

Like, this needs to be unpacked because WTF. She looks like she was the group’s Momager instead of the lead. They did her so dirty.

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@heyitskmatt

4 years

Nobody is more upset over Teddy and Babyface failing (again) then Nelly and his DEMAND for Jon B

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@heyitskmatt

4 years

It’s a space crafted for for content creators & entrepreneurs, but not casual users.

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1 year

When y’all get to arguing on the TL imma start using this pic to break it up

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6 months

#LoveIsBlind Vanessa: “The couple we were really rooting for…AD & Clay” Me:

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4 years

Issa simply saying “okay” and not feeding into Molly’s desires for her to grovel for her forgiveness and friendship #InsecureHBO

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@heyitskmatt

2 years

When I say I’m so happy for her and her success? I love that she’s always so grateful. Constantly giving thanks & you can tell she’s genuine about how thankful she is. I hope she gets all the opportunities!

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@heyitskmatt

4 years

@tarikkoon You’ll forget you even follow the dang account when you mute!

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@heyitskmatt

3 years

They had her dressed for bingo night with the girls stomping through the streets of Barcelona and she still DELIVERED. I know that’s right Raven! The ICONIC kick!

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@heyitskmatt

2 years

Yes, I know it’s unfair that many who are disabled will never be able to afford this experience. Yes I know that the system (speaking for the States) does the disabled dirty. And yes, I know that money, wealth, and access to resources are not evenly distributed.

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@heyitskmatt

4 years

But does this shock me? No, Instagram is trying to make their money and that’s all they’re focused on lol

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@heyitskmatt

3 years

I need Kelly Price’s boyfriend’s full government name as it’s presented on documents. Right now.

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@heyitskmatt

3 years

And while we’re here, please stop tagging h*ram under black esthe’s content for his approval. They do NOT require his stamp on a product. They know skin, they know what they’re doing. Thanks, management.

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3 years

Happy Monday, please stop playing with me 🖤

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@heyitskmatt

4 years

Let me get to this DMV and try to beat the lines cause Trina said a valid license and registration will protect me from police brutality

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@heyitskmatt

2 years

@ty_hotcommodity That is insane! Read an article yesterday that majority of price raises in groceries are because companies see that people are still paying the prices despite the raises - they’re just blaming inflation for their pricing 🫠 And now reaping record profits

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@heyitskmatt

3 years

With a name like Condola, Mustafa as the middle name is no shocker. #Insecure #InsecureHBO

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@heyitskmatt

4 years

2 Chainz in 2011: “When I woke up this mornin, all I could think about was you” Me:

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8 months

The library card agenda strikes again!

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7 months

Porsha’s opening scene should be a montage of when the news hit the internet. Her sitting up in bed or sitting at her kitchen counter. Looking reflective. Slightly faded overlay of news clips, tweets, reactions. Then goes into her confessional. BOOM. “Y’all miss me? *cackle*”

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@heyitskmatt

4 years

From the few DMs I’ve gotten: flea market in the sense of “there’s 1K diff vendors in front of you by default and only about 5 that you have interest in but you’ve got to walk through majority to get to those.” I don’t have anything against flea markets and love local goods ☝🏾

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@heyitskmatt

4 years

Honestly can taste the $2000 already

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@heyitskmatt

2 years

I think this season of #RHOP is a prime example of why regular cast changes are necessary. We’re getting to a place of redundancy and reaching to the moon to create tv. ENOUGH.

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@heyitskmatt

3 years

All the outfits were terrible here frankly, but really they tried TF out of Raven with this fit. Like the tunic tops were ENDLESS. (That print would slap for y’all’s trips to Tulum though in present day)

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@heyitskmatt

8 months

Like they really got Shemar Moore on this blanket and she’s TOO excited lmfaooooo

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@heyitskmatt

1 year

@TheBaddestMitch Nearly all of them wearing basic shoes themselves is sending me lmao

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6 months

AD keeps looking at Clay while she talks about Matthew. Girl who gives AF what Clay thinks?? That’s how I know she would still fold for Clay. #LoveIsBlind

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@heyitskmatt

2 years

@solodeauxleaux As soon as I heard the accent, I knew he knew what he was doing. That’s always the giveaway for them.

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@heyitskmatt

3 years

Now THAT is how you START a season! THAT was a PREMIERE. #RHOP

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@heyitskmatt

4 years

I’m still trying to understand why your breakup with Lawrence was supposed to be a valid enough excuse to not fulfill your professional work with Issa for this block party Condola? #InsecureHBO

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@heyitskmatt

8 months

@DolceDyamond If he sends her a personal video GG might pass out 😭💀

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1 year

@NotTramBraxton I didn't know if anything could give me the same reaction as the U.S. premiere gown but she proved me wrong. I LOVE it on her.

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3 years

Insecure. S5 E3 #Insecure #InsecureHBO

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3 years

Our favorite Leader of Masking PSAs is back with a new and improved message.

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9 months

@TheGreatIsNate The “WOOOO!” after all that is killing me 😭

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@heyitskmatt

3 years

This guy paid a private chef to cook for him and his “girlfriend”…thing is he had no girlfriend and wanted a date with the private chef and didn’t say anything until after she finished cooking. You men are WEIRD!! 😳😳

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@heyitskmatt

2 years

Really obsessed with seeing how @marsaimartin has navigated fashion in her adulthood. GORGEOUS. 😍

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2 years

@JBW90

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2 years

“But mostly I just wanna have like father and son time” 😭😭😭

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1 year

“Everything is possible to do nothing is impossible” You are so right baby girl.

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4 years

Not Bernie giving “I’m just stopping by for a few minutes” energy

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@nowthisimpact

4 years

Sen. Bernie Sanders finds his seat, and Sen. Cory Booker arrives with girlfriend and ‘Mandalorian’ star Rosario Dawson

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@heyitskmatt

5 years

@SAYwhatQ_ Exactly. TRUE businesswomen. Don’t hate the player, hate the game.

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5 years

@HottieSource @theestallion Freed.

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4 years

Michael Darby after the proposal on the way home. #RHOP

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8 months

@hhbackupone They def know her by name at the security check in

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1 year

The SUPREME definition of “my man, my man, my man” ☝🏾

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@heyitskmatt

4 years

I’ve been trying to root for Paige. But she’s letting Chris get away with too much too early. It’s above me! #MarriedAtFirstSight #MAFS

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@heyitskmatt

1 year

@sheistyler The way this fits his brand and I know nothing about him beyond marvel movies & memes of his face is actually sending me 😭

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@heyitskmatt

4 years

That lawyer told Kenya to get herself TF together and stop whining over a man #RHOA

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3 years

@theygotkary HIM GETTING OUT OF THE TRUNK I LOVE A COMMITMENT TO CHARACTER 😭😭💀

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3 years

@NoFlexBucks HELLO?! Moderna Mamis, Pfizer Princesses, and J&J Jawns only on the trip! 😭💀

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@heyitskmatt

4 years

#InsecureHBO snatching us back into reality and playing the credits when they see we getting a little too into an episode at the 29 minute mark.

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@heyitskmatt

4 years

Another day, another post from Chloe Bailey on IG making Diggy Simmons punch the air. I know that’s right!

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@heyitskmatt

4 years

I ain’t got Nathaniel to promote but this nifty infographic showing you how long you should sing the ever iconic The Box by @RoddyRicch when washing your hands. Save it, follow it, live by it. Also, follow me. 🙂

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@heyitskmatt

2 years

and why did he caption it saying “I think this song would be in her Spotify wrapped” fjcjdjskxjcn LMFAOOOOO

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@heyitskmatt

3 years

The way Young Dolph throws that muffin each time SENDS me. This was such a classic moment! Dolce & Gabbana truly tried it 😭💀😭

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@heyitskmatt

4 years

*police reports seen* *confirmation from both teams that a shooting occured* *police footage of Meg getting out of a car with a bloody foot* *photos of Meg’s healing foot* *Megan’s live confirmation of Tory shooting her* The Twitter detectives who refuse to believe her:

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@heyitskmatt

10 months

@TheGreatIsNate It’s Sweet Tea starting out lost (not knowing where to put her hands) and finishing just as lost for me lmfao

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@heyitskmatt

3 years

But did you see when she was bothered because they were “closed” and then pretended she couldn’t speak English LMAOOOOOOOO

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3 years

Kids running their own restaurants TikTok is another fave. The ending of this one sent me into orbit😭😭😭

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@heyitskmatt

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2 years

SCOOP: Herschel Walker has a secret 10-year-old son, who he doesn't see. He also repeatedly rails against fatherless homes in the Black community, and says the greatest achievement of his life is being a good dad. Me @thedailybeast

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@heyitskmatt

3 years

Diddy. Changed his stage name to cover four lifetimes. Knows the culprit behind two murders. Behind Lord knows how many broke and starving artists. Yet has become a face of black capitalism and isn’t slowing down. ✨Sorcery✨ is the only logical explanation.

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@heyitskmatt

11 months

@chaxscntrl 😭 yall have me in here actually HOLLERING

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10 months

@TheGreatIsNate Her seasonal reign is truly something that needs to be in the history books. Like you can’t have Christmas without Mariah at this point. That’s POWER.

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@heyitskmatt

3 years

Galleria could come back in the current day dressed as she is, and play a friend of Frankie’s on Grace & Frankie. THAT is an issue. @DisneyChannel needs to answer for their crimes.

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@heyitskmatt

11 months

@Don_B1313 Based on what we know of Blue - she is NOT. 😭 She is free to do a 180 but she is not drinking lean in the studio! That was a lady of #class 💀

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@heyitskmatt

4 years

You bringing your OWN container of Shine n Jam and then gotta pay for WiFi to entertain yourself while she does your hair. What a shame.

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@heyitskmatt

3 years

The 4 for $4 was a cultural reset. It had the other girls SCARED.

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@itszaeok

3 years

wendy's impact on fast food is kinda crazy when you think about it

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@heyitskmatt

2 years

@itsKARY_ “Let’s get ‘em GOD”

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9 months

@zoraslovechild I had to watch twice cause the first time I was not even paying attention to a word she said cause I’m focused on how good this blonde looks on her 😍

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@heyitskmatt

4 years

What’s more disapponting than the offspring....we never found LaToya. THAT is really hurting me. #InsecureHBO

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