Official Trailer — Tetris
@TaronEgerton
stars in
#Tetris
— the game you couldn’t put down, the story you couldn’t make up.
Streaming March 31 on Apple TV+
So interesting to see “Progressive” Democrat Congresswomen, who originally came from countries whose governments are a complete and total catastrophe, the worst, most corrupt and inept anywhere in the world (if they even have a functioning government at all), now loudly......
These folks all turned down honours:
Danny Boyle, Ken Loach, Jim Broadbent, Paul Weller, John Lennon, George Harrison, David Bowie, Albert Finney, Stephen Hawking, Roald Dahl.
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
I’m from a small town in Scotland called Peterhead. It’s a no frills kinda place that definitely wouldn’t be described as “woke”. But I swear if Andrew Tate or Russel Brand ever came there with their shite, they’d be handed their arseholes on a plate.
Saying that
@martin_compston
is not allowed a political opinion because he’s an actor, is like telling someone they can’t have an opinion on a performance because they’re not an actor. 🏴🎥🎬
#CompstonLegend
The incredible Roger Allam playing Robert Maxwell in my next movie TETRIS. Prosthetics designer is the equally brilliant Mark Coulier, who also did STAN & OLLIE.
You’d have thought dopey would’ve learnt after ‘Brick to the Balls gate’. Gives me so much pleasure seeing wannabe hard men making absolute mugs of themselves. 😂👏
First minister
@NicolaSturgeon
brilliant again on radio five live. Her parting shot right at the end was magnificent.
Nicky Campbell: “join us tomorrow when we’ll have Nigel Farage”
Nicola Sturgeon: “that’ll be a joy for ya”
😂😂👏👏🏴
I never said this in any interview, but before I filmed
@StanAndOllie
I went to the graves of Stan Laurel & Oliver Hardy to promise them I’d try and do them justice. 🙏🎬
@Stan_And_Ollie
#LaurelAndHardy
Not a fan of the Royals or Meghan / Harry. But even less a fan of Jeremy Clarkson, who I’ve worked with. A public school bully who couldn’t punch his way out a paper bag. Know so many women who would kick the crap out of him for those comments.
#Clarkson
Shopkeeper on hearing my Scottish accent:
Him: Do you know our taxes subsidise Scotland and N Ireland?
Me: How much revenue does N Sea oil bring in?
Him: oh,oh, well that belongs to the whole of the U.K.!
Me: I think I’ll shop somewhere else.
🏴🏴🏴🕺
I hate Boris Johnson. I mean that sincerely. A person of zero principles. A liar. A coward. An entitled man child. A cheat. A phoney. A fraudster. A charlatan. The worst and weakest leader of this country ever. A total c*nt.
#BorisOut
UK’s biggest daily death toll figure overtakes both Italy and Spain.
Fu*k you Johnson, Cummings, Gove, Hancock, Raab and all the other lying self serving c*nts.
#NeverForget
Before
#BBCQuestionTime
starts I just want to say that Nigel Farage is a massive lying racist who is funded by extremely dubious sources.
Put that on a f*ckin bus. 👌
@mrjamesob
Zac Goldsmith is one of the least impressive people I’ve ever met. And he’s had a head start in life so imagine how unimpressive he actually is.
My wife is English
My daughter is half English
Most of my pals are English
I’ve loved living in England for 28years as it’s a great place with great people.
Do I want England to win???
VIVA ESPANIA!!! 🇪🇸 ❤️😂
@JimMFelton
I was a researcher on his chat show, many moons ago, and found him to be a bigoted, spoilt child…….surprise surprise.. If he’d punched me I would’ve knocked him out, then took pictures of him wearing lipstick and a French beret. 🥂
Boris Johnson really is the worst leader this country has ever had. Constantly sets a terrible example, is not very bright despite his elitist education, has zero respect for NHS workers, and lies constantly. What a complete c*nt.
#JohnsonVariant
It’s official: Johnson is asking the Queen to shut down parliament to force a no Deal. If this was any other country we’d be on the streets protecting our democracy. 🤬✊
My Uncle died today of Coronavirus. He was in a care home. Our govt is responsible for many more deaths like his with irresponsible early decisions that have led to mass forced euthanasia.
#coronavirusuk
#CummingsOut
The irony that those who actually survived the war might die from
#COVID19
because some ignorant clowns used
#VEDay2020
as an excuse for a mass piss up. 🤷♂️🤦♂️😳
I was temporarily banned by Twitter for calling a right wing moron a c*nt. It was a lovely break and I have no remorse and learned nothing from my experience. Thanks Twitter 🙏🥂
Ask yourself why some people are screaming for
@NicolaSturgeon
to resign. They’re terrified of her. 🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴
My uncle died of
#coronavirus
but because of rules that
#Cummings
wrote I was not allowed to go back for the funeral. How would
@bbclaurak
spin that if she was so inclined?
Ladies and gents, we declare a national two-minute holiday as we proudly unveil the official trailer for Stan & Ollie. In Cinemas 11 Jan.
#StanAndOllie
The incredible Roger Allam playing Robert Maxwell in my next movie TETRIS. Prosthetics designer is the equally brilliant Mark Coulier, who also did STAN & OLLIE.
Our 9pm film tonight, Midnight Run, we're screening director Martin Brest's classic 80s action-comedy for the first time on Film4, starring Robert De Niro and Charles Grodin
Congratulations to the astonishingly good Canadian born, half Chinese, half Romanian, immigrant tennis player representing 🇬🇧who has got the country buzzing.
#radacanu
The boss of Wetherspoons Tim Martin says shutting pubs over the
#coronavirus
outbreak is "over the top" and they should stay open - despite government advice that people should avoid them.
For more on this interview, head here:
Just had a brilliant FaceTime with the genius that is Martin Scorsese, who as always gave me some incredible advice for my next film. 👍🙏 🎥
#lockdownlessons
25 years ago this week, I started as a runner at a production company on Gt Portland St, London.
Today I begin editing my 5th feature film as director, right across the road from where my runner’s job was.
Dreams do come true 🎥🙏
#EverythingsGoingToBeGreat
Sean Lock was one of our best comedians. Totally natural and gave off the impression that if you ever met him down the pub, he’d be exactly the way he was on television. Not many have that gift of sincerity. RIP
#seanlock
Boarding a flight and there’s a massive bloke with the deepest voice chatting to the steward and blocking the entrance.
I’m thinking ‘who does this guy think he is, The Incredible Hulk?’
Chap eventually turns round and apologises..... and it’s Lou Ferrigno!
#incredible
#hulk
BREAKING: Our negotiators have just initialled a trade agreement with Iceland & Norway for the European Economic Area. This is the 2nd biggest agreement we're rolling over and trade with EEA is worth nearly £30bn. This is on top of the agreement we’ve signed with Liechtenstein.
The first reviews for Stan & Ollie are in…
★★★★★ The Times, ★★★★★ Radio Times, ★★★★ The Telegraph, ★★★★ The Independent ★★★★ Evening Standard, ★★★★ Total Film, ★★★★ BBC Culture, ★★★★ Time Out
Don’t miss
#StanAndOllie
, in cinemas 11 January.
Hats off to Jon S. Baird for his incredible depiction of Stan & Ollie’s later years and winning this year’s DIRECTOR FICTION award sponsored by
@TaittingerUK
#BAFTAScot19
Was just slagged off purely for being Scottish, by a drunk bloke sitting on my holiday rental apt doorstep.
Guy wasn’t too happy when i poured a bucket of water over his head from the third floor window.
#IsleOfWightFightNight
🏴🏴🍾
Priti Patel has got to stop excusing herself for being nervous. She’s just not very bright. An opportunistic cynical robot who should be no where near govt and instead working in tele-sales. I’ve worked in tele-sales (very badly) so don’t @ me.
#prittipatel
#EURO2020
starts tomorrow and I will go on the record to say that I think Scotland will get through the group stages for the first time ever. COME ON SCOTLAND! 🏴🏴🎬🍺
BREAKING Nigel Farage has now made a statement to Northumbria Police and told them that he will press charges for assault against the man who threw milkshake over him.
36 years ago today my Dad took me to Sweden to see
@AberdeenFC
playing the mighty
@realmadriden
in a European Final.
We beat them 2-1
🏴🏴🏴🏆🏆🏆
The Director – Fiction 🎥 nominees for
#BAFTAScot19
:
✨ Jon S. Baird for Stan & Ollie (
@jonsbaird
)
✨ Johnny Kenton for Endeavour
✨ Brian Welsh for Beats
Sponsored by
@TaittingerUK
The privy council held by the Queen at Balmoral has approved an order to prorogue or suspend parliament on a date between 9 and 12 September till 14 October. It is not clear what MPs can do to stop this, even if Speaker Bercow is on their side (which he is).
𝑺𝒆𝒙𝒚 𝑩𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒕
Friday at 11:40pm, Ray Winstone and Ben Kingsley star in the Film4-backed, Oscar and BAFTA-nominated crime thriller from director Jonathan Glazer
Doing the director’s commentary for STAN & OLLIE today.
Last one I did was FILTH when me and
@IrvineWelsh
got so pished beforehand, I’ve no idea what we said.
🏴🍾🤔