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challenge trivia specialist. serial over-dresser. loudmouth.

Joined December 2012
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@helloalievans
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4 years
@joannblin This really makes me miss being stupid drunk in the bathroom of a bar and meeting women I would probably die for
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@helloalievans
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4 years
The MVP of #AmericanMurder . She knew something was wrong within a few hours. She is the reason Chris Watts didn’t have a window of time to do ANYTHING.
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@helloalievans
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7 years
Nathan Scott did not kill a bunch of Russian Mobsters to get back to Haley just to be disrespected like this
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2 years
how is this real
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4 years
“I know this is his journey, but it’s my journey too.” This is where it all changed, and Madison chose herself. #TheBachelorFinale
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1 year
I’m fully convinced Horacio knew he couldn’t finish the final the second Olivia got hurt but refused to get emotional until she wasn’t around to see it 💔 I love their friendship. #thechallenge38
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@helloalievans
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3 years
If you’re not vaccinated, Steve from Blue’s Clues was not talking to you when he said he’s proud
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4 years
“I don’t want to run a final with her.” #TheChallenge35
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4 years
@sarahraenewman @joannblin Drinking more and not inviting men to the meetings seems like a good start
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4 years
Melissa really went all out on her gender reveal! @DJMelReeves 💕🎀 #TheChallenge35
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@helloalievans
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1 year
I no longer care about ANYTHING other than whatever is happening here
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@helloalievans
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5 months
I’m trying to decide how I feel about the whole internet falling in love with CT when we haven’t had to share him for 20 years
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4 years
Just ONCE I would like to hear the women discuss which men they don’t want to run a final with. #TheChallenge35
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@helloalievans
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1 year
Wait so Gigi Hadid is ‘iconic’ for getting arrested with weed but Brittney Griner was a thug? Hmm. Weird.
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1 year
Umm HELP one of my coworkers just told another coworker “your lack of preparation will not be my emergency” in a GROUP slack
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@helloalievans
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5 years
“It’s okay babe. We’ll just tell everyone it was a social experiment.”
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1 year
Did Xavier just say “the issue isn’t that we all collectively bullied Peter, this issue is that Brayden told him about it?” #thebachelorette
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1 year
All I want is for Horacio to get his own dating show and for Olivia to host it
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@helloalievans
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5 years
How I walk into Brunch after disappearing from the club the night before. #TheChallenge34
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1 year
Jordan “figuring out” the pattern after Aneesa told him the pattern feels like every meeting I’ve ever been in where a man repeated my idea five minutes later and got credit for it. #TheChallenge38
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3 years
“Wakin’ up in the morning, thinkin’ about so many things” #thechallenge36
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2 years
Faysal, who has won zero challenges, reluctantly calling Johnny Bananas, who has won 7 challenges, “pretty athletic” does not sit right with me. #thechallenge38
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7 months
Except he wasn’t blaming everyone else - he was only blaming the women he thought he had control over. Why didn’t he take issue with Corey or Ed for throwing a huge wrench in it for ALL the dudes? #TheChallenge39
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Jay is crying and blaming everyone else for Asaf going home. At the end of the day though, if he wanted to save Asaf and himself, he could've changed his vote 🤷 #TheChallenge39
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5 years
Josh: “Joss made a final.” Ashley: “and I beat him.” #TheChallenge34
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4 years
We got rid of one villain and quickly gained another. #TheBachelorFinale
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5 years
#TheChallenge34 Roses are red, Violets are art, On tonight’s ep CT was like:
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@helloalievans
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3 years
Oh sure Nany gets loud for Kaycee and it’s all sexy and stuff but I get loud for my husband and all I get is kicked out of Chili’s. #TheChallenge37
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@helloalievans
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3 years
Did I just watch a room full of people look Amanda in her damn face and tell her she should put their game before her own? #TheChallenge37
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@helloalievans
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4 years
Camilla was banned from The Challenge because she punched a producer and stole a golf cart. Not because of the horrible things she said to Leroy. What we’ve seen is a first step. I’m eager to see steps two, three, four and beyond.
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3 years
Well, shit. #TheChallenge37
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3 years
I’m not defending Lolo, but if I were an entire Olympic athlete and I lost this many times to people who can take more shots than they can run miles, I’d probably cry on television too. #TheChallenge36
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3 years
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3 years
Best professional athlete to never win a championship? 🤔
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5 years
How did they not pick CT. I can’t get over it. I haven’t been this disappointed in a choice Team USA made since the last election. #TheChallenge
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3 years
Hey MTV I heard you might have some free time today to finally acknowledge the trauma that Ashley Cain has suffered and offer him support
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4 years
I feel like my kids grew up 💚 #TheChallenge36
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3 years
Which one of y’all at MTV didn’t pay the Twitter bill to keep the gold skull on our damn hashtag? #TheChallenge36
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@helloalievans
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7 years
Mark Schwahn indirectly created the army that is going to take him down. #BurnItDownSis
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4 years
@trennieb @sarahraenewman @joannblin Is that you in your profile picture? You are an absolute goddess.
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@helloalievans
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5 years
Happy Presidents Day to Barack Obama and no one else
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@helloalievans
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4 years
One Tree Hill Fans! Ready for our very own March Madness? Created by @kylieOTH , @kaylatwoscotts , @OTHdiary & me, together we're going to crown a #OneTreeHill champ through rounds of voting for your fave characters! There will be new match-ups every day until there's 1 winner!
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4 years
Imagine being the #LoveIsBlind producers and seeing Cameron and Lauren’s immediate connection
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@helloalievans
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7 years
Fun fact: the younger actors who play the big 3 didn't appear in enough episodes to qualify for invites so the older cast members gave up their plus ones so the kids could be there too. Squad. Freaking. Goals.
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This is a happy bunch. I love my @NBCThisisUs family! @SAGawards #ThisIsUs
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3 years
It is an ABSOLUTE INJUSTICE that we didn’t get to see TJ tell Lolo he hates quitters. #TheChallenge36
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@helloalievans
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2 years
Just did my absolute most favorite interview of my podcasting career 🥃
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@helloalievans
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7 years
Hilarie Burton literally had to act in a scene where her boss told her she could further her career if she unbuttoned her shirt more and that's probably the exact kind of shit she was facing in real life. Fuck you Mark Schwahn.
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2 years
@chrissyteigen We discuss this a lot in our house. Charles was definitely going to fire him, right? He wanted a rundown of his clients so they could be dispersed to other sales people?
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5 years
Thank God the real CT showed up I was about to put his face on a milk carton. #TheChallenge34
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6 years
Women are the fucking funniest
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3 years
This looks like a Taylor Swift music video
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5 years
My biggest critique of Cara has always been that her whole entire life is wrapped up in the challenge, and tonight was the most uncomfortable example I’ve ever seen. Everyone was happy for Jordan & Tori in that moment, because they took a huge step in their real lives together.
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@helloalievans
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6 years
The people who will tell you it’s “too soon to talk about gun control” after a school shooting are the very same ones who want to make sure you know Mollie Tibbetts was murdered by an illegal immigrant.
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@helloalievans
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2 years
no matter who you were rooting for, Travis Kelce shouting “burrowhead my ass” into the microphone while Patrick Mahomes is thanking God is just quality entertainment
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2 years
Did I hallucinate or was that Johanna in the Rakuten commercial?
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4 years
@dog_rates @theofficetv Ruby! The goodest girl.
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3 years
TJ Lavin hosting #TheChallenge36 vs TJ Lavin hosting All Stars
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3 years
Bank account: +$1,400 Me to TJ: It’s my final now. #thechallenge36
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4 years
If you told me I’d one day cry over Cory Wharton back on Final Reckoning I’d have thrown your pasta out the window. #TheChallenge35
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@helloalievans
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2 years
This morning @HilarieBurton called me “Ali with the good hair” so if you need me I’ll be riding that high for a bit
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5 years
WHY has no one has suggested breaking up the Georgia/Nicole alliance by sending them into elimination against each other #TheChallenge34
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3 years
We’ve come such a long way ♥️ #TheChallenge36
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4 years
Wait just a damn second. #TheChallenge36
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4 years
@LagunaBiotchIG I know it’s a “good cop” tactic to be nice and whatever, but it doesn’t sit right with me watching her rub his back and comfort him after he admitted to strangling his wife.
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6 years
These photos were taken 15 years apart. FIFTEEN. Let that sink in.
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Team UK getting a good laugh at Team USA while forgetting they gotta do the same goofy challenge in a few minutes #TheChallenge34
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4 years
I don’t know about anyone else but something inside me changed when @SophiaBush said “stop setting yourself on fire so other people stay warm.”
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5 years
@Lawson_Photo @sadgaljaz What’s actually funny is that you’re a full on photographer out here misspelling “photography”
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5 years
“So you’re telling me we can send our girlfriends into elimination??” #TheChallenge34
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3 years
Hughie realizing there’s screen time up for grabs now that Josh is acting less dramatic. #thechallenge37
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3 years
Please give what you can to support @tonyraines and his family as they recover from the severe damage inflicted by Hurricane Ida. If you can’t donate, please RT. More info here: Donate here:
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4 years
It’s been 10 years since @tjlavin ’s BMX accident so it’s a really good day to be extra grateful for the best part of @ChallengeMTV ♥️ We love you Teej!!
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4 years
Kanye and Trump came up with this idea because they assume you’re stupid. Read it again.
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4 years
Nany learned to hook up with rookies from the best. #TheChallenge35
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3 years
If casting rumors are true, I think Tacha is the biggest pop culture phenomenon ever seen on The Challenge. She is beautiful, her fans adore her- they literally get a different hashtag trending every day. Today is #TachaIsRoyalty 👑 and I think live tweets are about to be LIT. 🔥
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4 years
this isn’t going viral or anything but I just want to mention that the need to protect women from the violence of men always includes Black and Trans Women too.
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4 years
love this picture of Cory and his biggest fan. #TheChallenge35
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5 years
If a stranger had kidnapped Gypsy and tortured her the way her mother did, she wouldn’t be in jail for killing her to escape.
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3 years
Hey @mtv I would like a show called “Aunt Jemmye” where @JustJem24 goes to visit the challengers who are moms & dads and just completely spoils their kids.
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4 years
holy sh*t
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3 years
@rainnwilson It's not just about one family. It's about deeply ingrained racism within the system that is the royal family. This is like someone saying "I don't give a f*&! about America having a racist president for the last four years!"
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3 years
Watching old seasons of the challenge when you’re sick is dumb because you can’t tell if the show is a fever dream or if you’re just hallucinating how nuts it used to be
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3 years
Let me make sure I have this right. Kendal talks to a few people about using the life shield. She gets made fun of & called exhausting. Mark holds court with literally all the women while wearing a crown & Christmas lights. Gets laughs & it’s a strategy. #TheChallengeAllStars
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7 years
The first thing the women of OTH reunited for was the public takedown of Mark Schwahn. It's poetry. He assembled one hell of a fucking army. #BURNITDOWNSIS 🔥
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3 years
Okay wait a dang second 😍
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5 years
keep your expectations low and your sense of humor high... 32 things I learned before turning 32 (written by a non-famous person for absolutely no reason at all)
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4 years
sometimes the jokes write themselves
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3 years
Just found out a family friend has covid and is still going about her daily shit, not telling anyone. She also puts her whole GD life on Facebook so bet your ass I’m calling her boss, emailing the entire board for the tball league she coaches, and telling her kids’ daycare.
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5 years
This is SUCH a bad look for Kam. Wow. #TheChallenge34
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5 years
As someone who has been trying to become a “real” mom for almost 3 years, celebrating today as a dog mom softens the pain a little bit. It doesn’t take away from anyone else’s motherhood so I don’t see the harm.
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4 years
@theofficenbc Number five tho
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3 years
Jennifer Aniston & David Schwimmer both appear to be single and I personally would trade JLo and Ben Affleck for that relationship if anyone is listening
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5 years
Haley was pregnant for all of seasons 4 & 8. Peyton was pregnant for all of season 6 and almost died. Brooke was told she could never have children, tragically missed an adoption opportunity and was pregnant for *checks notes* exactly 2 episodes.
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3 years
Remember when Jay told CT he dreamed about beating him in an elimination and we were like well that was a little weird? We literally had no idea how weird it could get. #TheChallenge37
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3 years
I’m going to SCREAM as soon as I hear “Hey, I’m Kendal. You may remember me from winning The Inferno.”
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@helloalievans
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1 year
I know this isn’t the point but it’s despicable that MTV doesn’t offer health insurance to people who basically can’t get it anywhere else because of a nearly year-round filming schedule that makes it impossible to seek out a full time job with benefits. Donate if you can.
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Nelson Thomas’ Road to Recovery
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@helloalievans
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4 years
“Hmm I’m probably not going to do that.”
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10 months
Cool cool cool 5 years later in 2017 Terrell Owens at age 44 appeared on 3 episodes of a spin-off of a reality TV show for charity and quit because Chris Tamburello told him he burned through 70 million dollars
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This is a good reminder that Terrell Owens at age 39 played 14 games for the Bengals and had 139 targets, 72 catches, 983 yards and 9 touchdowns.
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Mark Schwahn is not One Tree Hill. He's not the magic. We are.
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