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@hegelenjoyer

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my eye and gods eye are one eye

Houston, TX
Joined May 2015
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@hegelenjoyer
Edgar
4 years
damn what did the rodeo say
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Edgars are just the kyles of Mexican culture
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6 years
bottom right corner
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6 years
Skinny dudes that mosh and wear 2xl shirts look like flying squirrels
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2 years
@coldhealing I like how every time she came up with a presupposition that wasn’t liberal enough she just blamed capitalism like it has no meaning
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6 years
hardcore kids be like I gotta move outta state for the 3rd time this year
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6 years
Santa i see what you’ve done for others
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for christmas id like a bullet in my brain pls
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@raptalksk This is painfully unfunny
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5 years
lmao
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2 years
@blackfiresign @sentaiaudio @pcgamer You didn’t know about the association between detectives and cops??? Like
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4 years
hot take but south park is just diet stonetoss comics
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5 years
@FitzmonsterE @emrazz bernie literally has a better platform even for women
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6 years
when that Apple Music subscription hits your bank account
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2 years
@mikerecine That is simply just not true
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5 years
@diegofqc @AOC he literally proposed a second one
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6 months
How could this nightmare be my life
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3 years
@ChrisRengifo1 @Nessie37201115 @_MJC3_ @missodessa how tf do you figure out how to survive a plane crash???
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4 years
@Evelyn62502154 @marcorubio i forgot that trump is a scientist that literally made the vaccine in his house
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5 years
Best album to ever be made
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@benshapiro should’ve just complied also he was carrying a knife
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@ClownWorld_ Why are you obsessed with black people
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3 years
@EverydayBastiat literally not, destiny is weaponizing semantics
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7 years
just know that if you get into a wreck on 610 by 59 you’re an inconvenience to the whole city of Houston and you should feel bad
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6 years
“We’re kublai khan from Sherman Texas and we wanna thank you for allowing us into your home”
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caption this
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pee after sex or you will get a TUI till I die
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@benshapiro ben thinks social justice is crazy
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6 years
All them hc kids in Dallas look like this
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@HopHeroes No that’s just what being upper class brings
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@Sadderdayblues You’re lying so hard omg lmaoooo
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5 years
@DanCrenshawTX literal abortion as wasn’t mentioned but john locke did agree with people having agency OVER THEIR OWN BODY without the government interfering
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6 years
Hate when I tell people that I want to abolish ICE and they’re like “what would replace it?” nothing you fucking fascist
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3 years
@close2dagrave this is exactly what i thought a person who would do this this look like
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2 years
@benshapiro One joke
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@TheNadiaAmine Should’ve been perma banned
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6 years
fuck yeah dude
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8 years
@iamKingAudi nothing sad about this
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@theserfstv You mean doing what every company has always done to make a profit even now lol
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@raphousetv2 Nah bro mechanics be driving your car like its theirs after dropping it off like why are you at the drive through with my car
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5 years
my ex once told me that i only have guy friends bc they want to fuck me and i honestly think about it all the time when i’m fucking my guy friends
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7 years
how you gonna gentrify chicharrones
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This is also known as "Carolina Caviar."
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Houston
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how you know you’re about to see the worst mosh
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6 years
sexy immigration and customs enforcement officer
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6 years
Your Halloween costume is ‘sexy’ + your biggest fear.
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My homie Martin does this better and for free
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My Mixtapez
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Chris Brown going crazy with the dance moves
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lmao dawg go outside for once
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4 years
@benshapiro ben right now
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5 years
skrrrrt
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6 years
Something something keep your enemies closer
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@ninaturner
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5 years
I’m fascinated that WOC have to spend time justifying our actions and decisions to folks. I truly want to know why people think we owe them a damn explaination. But since you asked, @BernieSanders is the best candidate! See all the #receipts #Bernie2020
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6 years
I’m officially legal again y’all
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@CloverWzy @PlayApex Pred or newbie I’m dying with my team idc if I only got throwables to fight with
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5 years
with that said, I am ready to join my brothers
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Manny 🎰
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When all the Edgar’s meet up together
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I 100% believe the avril lavigne conspiracy theory
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5 years
If xibalba plays sound and fury everyone under 150 pounds is getting thrown
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5 years
knocked loose please address the vibes at your shows
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6 years
@LailaReaves @queer_bundist @uhlekzis Have you ever wanted your family safe and well fed? Well that’s what immigrants want including myself. Your classing is showing
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imagine thinking oh fuck shit bitch let’s go watch that Adam Sandler movie
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@FamousCeleb can someone really explain
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7 years
Look I know it's raining but I'm a Houstonian so you either gonna let me merge or we finna crash your choice b
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@xocafeconleche drop the skincare routine
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this is the best video I’ve ever seen
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@adultswim_ooc world peace
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@Lauren_Southern trump ended his rally literally telling his supporters to do this
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old being as an ocean still slaps
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@tofeelhealed yall soft
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5 years
@franconls @liquidposting @aaron_kinney @diegofqc @AOC the “law” is unconstitutional according to the court that was also DEMOCRATICALLY elected
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5 years
this is what mcdonald’s sprite feels like
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5 years
hey y’all I’d hate to come here for this but if anyone knows of any organization/probono/cheap/immigration lawyer that could help with someone facing deportation please contact me or a RT can help
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6 years
how does Fake Taxi do it I don’t understand mans a genius
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@Timcast can u grift any harder
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6 years
Suicide Season - BMTH
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What’s a 7+ minute song you’ll never skip
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anyways, let’s protect undocumented immigrants at all cost
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what Drake song is this
@realDonaldTrump
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Many people say they know me, claiming to be “best friends” and really close etc., when I don’t know these people at all. This happens, I suppose, to all who become President. With that being stated, I don’t know, to the best of my knowledge, a man named Michael Esposito.....
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@Outsideness I love this thing you do where two things you don’t like somehow have to be related
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hardcore Twitter is exhausting can we just go to shows and never talk about it
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@followdunc @ImperialHal @BulletL_ What key do I press to do that
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7 years
I was expecting a dog man fuck you
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Open for a surprise 💙😭
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@EverydayBastiat god you’re cringe
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4 years
@classicallyabby conservatives are never trending for good reasons
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“Texas on top!” First of all, u from Dallas
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me defending deathcore
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why do I look like this
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@alyvore No way you thought this was a good statement lmao
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@xocafeconleche damn bro just stay hydrated
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@titty_muffin no those are Max
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@herong You don’t have to study psychodynamic practices to be have empathy omg 😭
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7 years
I need money to eat this week please buy my stuff if not a rt can help. dm me for prices please
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gotta take them to a pool on the first date so you’re not accidentally dating a white person
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