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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

16 days

salt air tonite queen?

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

8 years

My little brother is ridiculous

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

3 years

He really said let’s go with enemies

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

5 years

Bought my boyfriend a @dog_rates calendar for Christmas and he’s only on April because he keeps getting stuck on super good boys who deserve a full week in the spotlight

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

3 years

I’m bored so here’s a vaca trap

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

20 days

giving deck hand

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

3 years

Like you guys I’m 29

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

4 years

we irritating 🤪

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

3 years

@PeteBlackburn Not ideal Craig

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

3 years

if one more of you f*gs mention the yearbook photo I stg

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

3 months

Tw butch

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

8 years

@stoolpresidente this is a tweet you will regret

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

6 years

@troyesivan You forgot to add this so just wanted to remind you!! Xoxo lylas

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

9 years

My family hates me

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

7 months

@DoctorPissPants the camera pan with Selena’s delivery of “Stephen hawking here is indisposed” elite

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

10 months

me when I medically don’t want to bottom

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

3 years

#NewProfilePic

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

8 years

Omg

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

8 years

This kid ran a half marathon in a suit and I sweat when I sit down so

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

8 years

Founding Fathers drafting the Declaration of Independence, Philadelphia (1776)

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

1 year

opening the HBO Max app at 9:01pm tonight

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

6 years

@FeitsBarstool Pics from each of the last 3 album cycles. Each one has a reference to the next album. Last pic? PALM TREES 🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

8 years

#LiesIveToldALot I'm not looking for a relationship right now

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

8 years

Texting boys

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

9 years

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

8 years

"Why you got so many damn drinks in yo fridge"

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

8 years

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

8 years

4 years ago I was high as balls when I first uttered the words "I'm gay". So s/o to my roomies kief joint for helping me become this happy

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

8 years

My family is fully supportive of my massive ego what of it

RYAN

@Ryan_Hobbs_

8 years

Why does he have his twitter @ on his refrigerator?

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

8 years

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

4 years

About right

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

8 years

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

7 years

@dstfelix You're reaching sis

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

7 years

@Capta1nCam @chrissyteigen Cam walking into Town with this new found Twitter fame

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

8 years

Drunk ordered pizza last night somehow forgot to order the cheese whatever still devoured the tomato bread

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

8 years

🐣

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

1 year

my job is just.. lake

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

4 years

Hello! Let’s celebrate that

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

4 years

@pissboymcgee At this very point in time, what good does trashing the DNC nominee do to your agenda? Quickly.

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

3 years

Cape pics but more clothes this time

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

8 years

This week in "Aunt who doesn't get emojis but means well"

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

7 years

Nana hasn't been to Fenway in half a century this was her face when she found out we're taking her for her birthday @RedSox

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

1 year

fantasy drag race league reading me for filth

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

1 year

ready to be perceived!

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

8 years

Somebody just called me a white cracker I'm out ttyl

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

8 years

Somebody at work just recognized me as Mr. Endicott 2014 so if you need me for the rest of the day you can speak to my assistant thank you

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

3 years

The only thing I’m fucking is stupid

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

5 years

Shut (and I cannot stress this enough) the fuck up

jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

9 years

In one week I'm gonna be 23 like should I make a Will or how does this work

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

4 years

@pissboymcgee Agreed but you’re still missing the point. The hill to climb gets 3x higher with 2 more Trump Supreme Court appointees. If you sit at home or write-in Bernie you’re self sabotaging the movement. It was never going to happen overnight.

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

8 years

Had myself a day today

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

7 years

Growing up I had a Britney poster in room and my dad thought I had a crush on her but actually I was just busy learning the choreo to Crazy

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

7 years

My birthday is Easter Sunday and if you thought Jesus had an impressive resurrection just wait til I pull up to Aunt Debby's that morning

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

4 years

High school Jeff starter pack

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

8 years

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

3 years

@JeremyHonig This may be a case of Jeff reaping what he sows but nonetheless ly for that generous guess

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

7 years

jeff if you complain about being tired from day drinking next to someone who ran the actual marathon you'll look like a fuckin idiot

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

5 years

@fransquishco In 2016 she was lambasted for not speaking out.. now she takes a firm stance by calling for legislative action and employs/empowers numerous queer POC and it’s still a problem? It’s not like she’s just pushing out rainbow merch. Sit down.

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

1 year

@tyler02020202 was gonna say alright relax twink tower

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

8 years

Who is she

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

4 years

Thinking about how my date from Friday texted me today saying he didn’t feel a “spark” but yet he slept over and ****** ** ****

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

8 years

. @TheEllenShow

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

5 years

Make America Gape Again 🏳️‍🌈

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

2 years

A straight man introduced himself to me at the bar last night as “Roman, like the empire” (…) baby no you mean like the Revenge?

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

7 years

Can't believe I invented the selfie in 2003

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

6 years

homegirl next to me on the bus is stalking her ex man on VEN👏🏼MO👏🏼 you better find that peace now sister christian

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

7 years

Things my sis did... That @Meganmarcel2

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

8 years

I'm a living breathing blurry mr krabs meme

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

8 years

Gave my # to a guy today and he texts me thank you but I have a boyfriend like ya and there are goalies in hockey but you can still score ?

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

7 years

Happy Coming Out day, Jeff

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

11 months

a staple of the Hinge profile

Bridget 🎀❤️

@bricafoli1

11 months

Let’s see a picture of you in suit.

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

8 years

Me: when can I drink again Dr: you have a disease which literally attacks your liver function Me: Dr: Me:

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

4 years

Bye @jackjackmichae1

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

5 years

Running a 5k Wednesday and I haven’t ran a single mile since Falmouth last month

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

1 year

summer 2020 we were laid off the world ending rent was due

faith

@faiththegemini

1 year

I know y’all have at least one picture👀

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

8 years

American Horror Story: 24 and Living at Home

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

4 years

12 hours until departing for Ptown and I just bronzed my ass cheeks into oblivion

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

3 years

Platinum tweet and 1M followers in the same day

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

4 years

TBT to when I got dumped here, immediately tried to inhale my drink and gtfo but he goes “wait my car is at your apartment should we just split an Uber back?” And my dumb ass AGREED so we sat in silence for 25 minutes on the way back to Southie and then never spoke again 🥰

Only In Boston

@OnlyInBOS

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With a landlord unwilling to find a middle ground in the economic fallout of the COVID-19 pandemic, McGreevy's has permanently closed after twelve years on 911 Boylston Street in Boston.

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

9 years

So when I show up for homecoming will there be people to direct me down the red carpet or like how does this work? http://t.co/kWV1M1DaTI

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

8 years

my mentions are full of strangers chirping me for the contents of my family's refrigerator what a time to be alive

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

7 years

Booked a Taylor Swift themed Soul Cycle class for the day after Reputation drops I think I’ve reached peak Jeff

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

7 years

Why wasn't I given a 10 day notice that Tom Brady was going to be wearing white pants tonight

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

8 years

Summer boy is ready for summer

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

5 years

Getting my boyfriend home from the bar when he gives me those drunk eyes and I know there’s 15 minutes before he’s completely unconscious

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

5 years

She (and I cannot stress this enough) does not owe you a single fucking thing. Cool that you’re already planning to pin Bernie’s failures on her though 👍🏼

Emma Vigeland

@EmmaVigeland

5 years

So it looks like Elizabeth Warren isn’t going to endorse anyone. I’d say it’s deeply disappointing, but I’ve come to accept her inability to rise to the political moment. It’s sad and angering.

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

8 years

. @JimmyG_10 if you need a shoulder rub hmu bro no homo

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

9 years

Distant relative: OMG ur so handsome the ladies must be all over you! Me: yea

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

4 years

If I see one more fuckin baby named Kayleigh laying on a tarp with their age circled in flowers I’m gonna ✨💕𝓀𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒𝒷𝑜𝒹𝓎💕✨

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

3 years

I was having a totally normal day and then I read Grimes’ spotify bio

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

8 years

@katiemaybeee you're the first person to notice that and I can't believe it

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

8 years

A leaf just flew into my car while I was driving and I almost crashed bc I thought it was Pence coming for me

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

8 years

You guys I was a total bro all game until they played I Want to Dance With Somebody

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

5 years

#NewProfilePic

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

6 months

and on her 3 week Chicagoversary, she was punched at Charlie’s 🥰

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

2 years

being gay is the best bc you’ll find a hot guy online and you’re like wow I’d love to see him naked and then there’s like a 40% chance you can. For free! Incredible no notes

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

5 years

Taylor dropping a new song tonight called “You Need to Calm Down” is a personal attack on me today, of all days. The music video is going to just be traffic cam footage of blackout jeff destroying trash cans and police cones after Game 7

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jeff

@jeffmarcelfie

4 years

Ted Cruz looks like a Gringott’s goblin who took a human polyjuice potion and it’s running out fast

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