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@1929stockcrash These people are both attractive in real life but they got absolutely decimated

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@unconncted @mrs__peel Joke’s on you she was probly having picnics with other dudes

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@cIubmoss Out for my morning walk, was up pretty high on a tall hill, phone fell and accidentally snapped this!

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@shrimp_delight This guy’s so innocent he doesn’t even know “dick” and “butt” are words

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@evil_female Every 25-year-old woman with an unuseable art school degree is Matilda, I swear to god

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@i_zzzzzz Every time I remember that Bernie Sanders is not touring as the homeless frontman for an anarcho-vegan hardcore punk band who don’t even sell merch, I punch the wall

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@agenttwelvetoes @shoe0nhead Skin breaks out when he doesn’t drink it, piss turns orange

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@Aqua_Fag @yourpalchauncey @automatonomega That’s kinda awesome cuz sometimes you need dress shoes for a job interview to get a job and get yer life back on track 👍

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@bread157 @bunkbedsurvivor 40mg of caffeine actually

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@sadlebyyy @Dobrenkz You only have to work for 5 minutes a day, and it’s whichever part of the day you want

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@genevieverice

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@Tori_TLCR @ampol_moment Is it just me or does it seem like his family’s been using plastic water bottles ?

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@weensquambit I gotta stop wearing this hat then

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@yourlovesupreme @IdiotRyanKahl Does anyone else when they see this automatically fill “inter-“ with “interwebs” in their head or am I a forking maroon

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@kthorjensen If you look at the bottom caption she’s talking about recovery . She’s in on the joke you’re trying to make

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@bread157 @bunkbedsurvivor Well it might keep him awake late enough that he says fuckit and starts snorting cocaine around 6am

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@cossack_pulpit @numetal_moment That reminds me of ~2012 when my Arctic-Monkeys-worshiping indie-rock bandmate ejected & threw my burned Opeth CD out the car onto the highway. Metal just invoked this visceral rage within him and it was like Dude…..you’re clearly a metalhead

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@CluBurnerAcct @sweatyhairy2 Oh frick

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@sweatyhairy2 WE created him, with our collective consciousness.

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@ArkansasFred This whole account is like this. So so weird

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@Money__Doug This feels like she’s a gas station manager who takes her job very seriously, and made this video for all her employees and got their numbers and sent it to them to motivate them to sell more candy bars

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@guelmysantiago @carterhambley @tiredsound You think your comment is wittybut acuity ysoue ee rakky she faudinf the sleek damn fhkmfba everue psh ekes. Maybe djecke the irjrbe fomentnw befor you pair suites. Just sayin 🤷‍♂️

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@elaifresh Oh shoot the one he did today went bad

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@tastefactory “You can’t shit with us”

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@futurecanon I gotta say I respect how broken he looks here. He clearly hates this . And I gotta praise Paris Hilton for responding to every single thing that’s ever happened, exactly the same way. Admirable consistency

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@Proud_Shooter Yup you gotta have 1 stoner-prog guy at every music event to help kill the vibe so service industry workers can eventually go home

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@AshleyHammm The 2nd time I accidentally ended up dating the girl who took my v-card, she had a huge catfish (her own mediocre drawing) tattooed on her shoulder. In between those 2 times I accidentally ended up dating a girl who had a possum (her own mediocre drawing) tattooed on her bicep.

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@runing2fast Cuz the dogs kept doing this

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@river_is_nice @Brynsbeaver

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@DBZrabbit I hate the “skinny dudes got long dicks” stereotype cuz I’m a skinny dude with just 6”. But to be fair it’s actually kinda fat . It looks like it shoulda been 8 but had a chunk of the middle removed. My dick looks like it had some ribs removed so it could suck its own dick.

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@acuriousother @i_zzzzzz

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@sweatyhairy2 WE created him, with our collective consciousness.

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@davis_lunch They forget what the capital of Nebraska is and then they look it up on Google

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@gldivittorio Chris Rock punched James Brown

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@carterhambley @tiredsound This is like the time I was playing guitar irises a bar and the bouncers was djent and wa alike hey you can r so that and for almost violent and I want in later in front of his boss and said “uprising gonna late me flaky “ and he said “in foams lean you alien@ haha

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@hedlike_a_hole Why don’t they just say “we are trying out swinging” and leave it at that

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@sammajammaz wait 6 inches is the FLACCID average ????? Welp sorry can’t talk I gotta Hit the gym/Invest in cryptocurrency/Buy a new pickup truck/Change my profile picture to a frog, clown, or greek statue/Rampantly accuse people of misandry/Defend all police/Learn Ryan Adams covers

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@ComedyCentral My favorite part is his jokes have nothing to do with the people he’s talking about. They’re so vague they could apply to anyone

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@laurenybonner She’s definitely falling in love, his plan is working

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@fiona_videos @LocalBateman I began trying to find out what the hell this video is and then decided “nope, not a rabbit hole I’m hopping down today”

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@dklmarxist Twitter doesn’t want to admit that “pick-me’s” can also be men

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@tyler02020202 🥴 can’t name a song. Ummmm let’s see here…. - Man in a Box - Black Hole Sun - Even Flow - Ever Long - Here Comes Your Man - Closer (NOT the chainsmoker’s song) - Beauriful People - The Pretender - Epic by Faith No More - Alanis Morisette 🥴🥴🥴🥴can’t name one song 🤪🤪🖕

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@Icarus39832944 @AshleyHammm Ohio. Both girls are politically-left-leaning art school dropouts

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@kyledx3d @insultsrare Straightup Halloween costume

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@nudeobama And why’s he need so much steak sauce

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@OliverMaltman Easily the chillest member of Motley Crüe

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@doinkpatrol Uh bruh……if you actually look into the context of this situation, The dude got vaccinated and then the vaccine gave him dyslexia. How about have some compassion next time

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@renbelmont This is a really skilled combination of bad parkour and good parkour

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@fingerbIaster Joke’s on you I was born without genitals, and am going to use $50,000 of the $1,000,000 to implant a tiny penis so I can pee for the first time. The other $950k goes towards college because I will bribe all the staff of Yale until I get the very first doctorate in “Vibin’ Out”

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@Smillew_Rahcuef @PicturesFoIder You trolled so hard that it comes up in google now

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@whoreby_parker Bartendercore is when your Ohio metalcore band doesn’t take off and you dress like this and bartend at a metalcore venue hoping your band will get another chance.

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@cheeserburger In Norteast Ohio there is a chain of grocery stores called “Acme” and one time when I was like 22 I went there and asked the cashier if they sell anvils or walls you can paint a road on but drive through it, and everyone just got uncomfortable, including my date

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@shutupmikeginn He’ll have the last laugh. We will all be sprouting pterodactyl wings & triceratops horns and serving flaming grapes to Lil Nas X in his Hell Pagoda

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@cranny__boy He’s motorboating her shoulder blades

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@quebecween That’s actually in reference to this album, not Gecs

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@autogynefiles I have a weird body and I use it very profoundly and that may not be ideal to most people, but popping locking dropping stopping rolling “The Robot” “The Moonwalk” “The Sprinkler” doing a swoovy whirligig and a spinny-winny do-si-do , is what people need . Like a jar of broccoli

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@Criminalsimpson No worries, Flanders was avenged

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@turtlekiosk Apparently I raise my eyebrows a lot speaking to certain people , especially if I’m about to try and crack a joke

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@wisepissmage Every musician writes an insane fucking magnum opus when they’re 23, Brian Wilson just happened to be famous and hanging around a recording studio when he did it

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@truewagner Actually wait, maybe a dog is just what Charlie needs to brighten up….

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@laninoel @LFMegaphones @Excites_ @PicturesFoIder Yeah exactly, you have too much faith in humanity.

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@TakeThatBro @InternetH0F Yeah but a lot of time clearly lapsed between panels 1 & 2, she definitely lost at least 20 lbs. So it’s easy to assume a lot of things changed, she might be more open-minded now

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@TimeWharp I love when we find the actual Kurt Cobain (alive & well [but homeless]) and he doesn’t plug Nirvana at all

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@_mrpussy It's like he's doing a parody of liberals doing a parody of conservatives doing a parody of liberals

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@ALEXF0RREST

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@staidindoors I can’t stand their songs or his rambling voice , I don’t speak for everyone but I definitely consider them far from the best, and it has nothing to do with image

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@yunggravy Oh shoot this must just be her step-brother of 6 years then.

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@numetal_moment He also co-wrote and performed on “Stupid Girl” by Cold yeah he was def on that nû-metal kick

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@alexxparis_ @PonyBolognaCity She’s a comedian

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@bunkbedsurvivor And a bag of Swedish fish and a bucket of Swedish meatballs and it has to be a Swedish beer and you have to be wearing a couch

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@JizzJohnsonJr They need to put an asterisk on his biking stats until they properly test him

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@MEASURED_HEAD That’s that engineer brain at work

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@prophethusband When in Rome, d- …..just act how everyone in Rome acts . Okay? (I made up this concept, by the way)

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@mywheelhouseftw She’s mad now but wait til she has the whole John Wick boxset

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@OldHagPosting

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@SmilingObject Damn that shit brazen af fr fr

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@cavegift @noah__boss If it was called JERKULA that’d make sense

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@StyledApe This is like the time I was playing guitar irises a bar and the bouncers was djent and wa alike hey you can r so that and for almost violent and I want in later in front of his boss and said “uprising gonna late me flaky “ and he said “in foams lean you alien@ haha

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@probablyalissa

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@300iqsavant @jesusdersupajew Based af tbh

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@femaleuncle That’s as normal as you can get with a dude who smokes weed and doesn’t work out

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@stupidtrashboy It’s Norway spelled backwards. You’re in Scandinavia.

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@no_3 @ArkansasFred I’m just gonna keep saying I hope his dogs live to be 35 , otherwise this seems wasteful

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@adoptedhighway “What sits but never stands, Is desired by many, And claps without hands?” “...” “...That booty. Haha come on in you girl you good”

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@IAMannalynnemcc Bruh she literally has an Activism Reel pinned to the top of her Twitter account

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@lemonade_grrrl I would have shot a grape

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@WaterDroplet02 @guelmysantiago @carterhambley @tiredsound What the fuck are you talking about dude

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@insultsrare Is there a word for when you roast someone into hiding? How bout “BIN LADEN’d “

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@numetal_moment I am a hybrid of these 3. I blanked out the parts that don’t represent me:

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@VorosTwins Bruh said “there can only be one Voro”

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@Irish30437124 @weensquambit Ratio

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@realJordishima @MKULTRAMlLF @iamyesyouareno Yeah it is. Maybe OC already knew that and just said it to go microviral…..

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@mayaisfiya Seeing a lot of comments in this thread from annoying girls on Twitter assuming they’re automatically hot. But it doesn’t work that way

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@CPettinicchi @lilydont Imagine stepping up to the plate for an archaeopteryx who would gladly peck your brains out if they sensed any trace of danger

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@emilio__oilime Godzilla (sort of a celebrity) stepped on our fieldhouse and crushed the janitor

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@StevenWallaby During that rally, I was working across the river at a concert venue. I heard Alex Jones’ amplified voice, then a similar voice (presumably still Jones) say “I want you to have sex with my wife” and I was like “…..no, I must have misheard that.”

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@JimmyGreenRadio @CAPYBARA_MAN @PoisonedSeedz

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@LiveAndLetDave

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@cryst6l I think she was slightly making fun of the interviewer for asking an awkward & uncomfortable question, but also trying not to make him feel too bad.

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