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Dollar bin King of DC ▶️ @140plus_ resident

Washington, DC
Joined October 2012
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@djlandreform
clyde
2 years
i really need to make a twitter/ig for hilarious discogs artist pictures
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@djlandreform
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2 years
i love when ppl dont delete their old ig posts and u can see their slow transition from civillian to dj
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1 year
People nostalgic for headphone jacks in 2023 what is wrong with you. Are you so tech illiterate you miss vga ports and printing your emails too?
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@djlandreform
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3 years
somebody was just giving this away on the sidewalk!!!!
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@djlandreform
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2 years
honestly I wish the techno-ification of underground dance music would slow down a bit! we need 22 year olds who are into soulful house music lol
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@djlandreform
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2 years
the concept of a DJ Union is soooo fucking funny to me like..... u know people would be crossing that picket line for $200
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@djlandreform
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1 year
everyone's discussing the 3:30pm sleepies nowadays but what about the 11:30am hungies????
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2 years
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@djlandreform
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5 years
if your podcast isnt mastered loud enough to be heard over the noise of doing dishes at the end of a shift when you put ur phone in a cup........ your podcast isn’t accessible to the working class
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@djlandreform
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2 years
i fee like pork chops are a very boomer/gen x food. like idk anyone my age who would be like "damn i could really go for a pork chop rn
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@djlandreform
clyde
7 months
Burial is boring. and Autechre too. and Aphex Twin!!!!!!!!!!! there i said it!!!!!!!!!!!! 💯
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@djlandreform
clyde
2 years
sorry im going scorched earth here but can someone please let RA know that there is dance music in America outside of NYC and our problems are much more serious than "idk the vibes have been off lately"
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@djlandreform
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6 years
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@djlandreform
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5 years
can we finally make the switch to mdma techno in 2020
@djlandreform
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6 years
really glad 2018 was the year we went from ketamine techno to adderall techno
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@djlandreform
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1 year
it always amazes me how much older music is readily discoverable on discogs, spotify, youtube, etc and so many people are content with only playing bandcamp friday music from the last 6 months
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@djlandreform
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1 year
i fucking hate bar minimums so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its crazy that 0 venues have a business model that doesnt include everyone in the room getting hammered
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@djlandreform
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4 years
textasy walked so partiboi69 could run
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@djlandreform
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3 years
this is me, operating at my prime. six hours into an eight hour Discogs hole
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@djlandreform
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1 year
when i first got into electronic music i was really into like very intellectual stuff like Holly Herndon, SCSXHCSXHCHCS or whatever and Elysia Crampton. and now im just like damn this Sasha remix of Madonna is kind of sick
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@djlandreform
clyde
2 years
this is exactly how it feels to DJ
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@djlandreform
clyde
3 months
i cant believe Pioneer's entry level controller doesn't have gain knobs..... ive been teaching a few ppl how to to dj here and there and plenty of ppl don't know that you have to check the volume level of each track that you play LOL
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@djlandreform
clyde
1 year
you followed someone whose stage name is "DJ Land Reform" and you're surprised that person is pro-Palestine?
@herbertholler
Kippah of the Funk (He/Him/His)
1 year
@djlandreform your weak virtue signaling in an attempt to hide the fact that you're an #antisemite isn't fooling anyone. and it won't get you more gigs. or more sex.
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@djlandreform
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2 years
the best feeling in the world is when people who were at raves in the 90s compliment your party 😭😍😍
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@djlandreform
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1 year
if the track has "Berlin" in the title you know its gonna be trash
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@djlandreform
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1 year
its very funny to me that so many American wine tasting notes mention red or black currants.... currants are illegal to grow in most of the east coast and most Americans have never even tasted one!!!!!
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@djlandreform
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2 years
why are women and gays so allergic to overhead lighting
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@djlandreform
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6 months
u can make any mixer into a rotary if u fade out using the gain knobs 🤣
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@djlandreform
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4 years
i love it when people talk about what they want out of the local scene its always "I want five dollar tickets, the opening DJ to make $300, not relying on alcohol sales, and a large DIY space in the middle of the city that goes for 24 hours that won't get shut down"
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@djlandreform
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5 years
most reddit shit i have ever seen in my life
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@djlandreform
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4 months
im the king of finding crazy tracks on spotify that are completely unavailable to download anywhere on the net. like why would you upload something to a streaming service and then never give people the option to pay for an aiff or whatever lmfao
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@djlandreform
clyde
2 years
although house has always been for those with a Grown and Sexy mindset.... nothing wrong with that!
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@djlandreform
clyde
3 years
been really into those 130 bpm 9 minute progressive trance piss tracks recently
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@djlandreform
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3 years
i love it when white guys get drunk enough at footwork nights where they do the combination cutting shapes and cotton eye joe
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@djlandreform
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2 years
some of these new electro-breakbeat-ukg hybrid tracks are getting dangerously close to reinventing florida breaks
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@djlandreform
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1 year
quickly realizing that the best way to drastic bpm changes is to let song 1 play out completely and then press play on song 2 with the different bpm 🤣
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@djlandreform
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2 years
shazaming my own dj mix because i can't remember track titles for shit
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@djlandreform
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5 years
also we need to get back into the habit of giving tracks ridiculous mix name versions. recently i've come across (Builds Like A Skyscraper Mix), (Freshly Squeezed Mix), (Dancefloor Demolition Mix), and (Frothin' At The Mouth Mix)
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2 years
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@djlandreform
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5 months
don't agree with everything in this reddit comment but "Business Bass" is a new one 🤣🤣💯
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@djlandreform
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2 years
they should make extended release caffeine
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@djlandreform
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1 year
uk hardcore continuum genres ranked: 1) classic breakbeat hardcore 2) 4x4 ukg 3) jungle 4) happy hardcore 5) grime 6) dnb 7) 2-step ukg 8) uk funky/bassline 9) dubstep
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@djlandreform
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1 year
DJ Land Reform's disco digging tips👀🔎: if the song has "sexy" and/or "lady" in the title, it's probably gonna be good👍 if it has "dance" in the title it could go either way🤞 if it has "disco" in the title it's probably gonna be wack👎
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@djlandreform
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4 years
@kouhaiDC ahh yes true Italian stuff. salad. nobody else does that
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@djlandreform
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4 months
Goated Birthday Meal imo.....
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@djlandreform
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4 years
in 2012 i dmed valeria "hey" on here and today we signed an apartment lease together
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@djlandreform
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4 years
damn imagine if your main pre-quar hobby wasn't literally the last type of business they're gonna allow to reopen
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@djlandreform
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1 year
its very important to keep yourself grounded by following old head DJs on instagram. they dgaf about the algorithm lmfaoooo
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@djlandreform
clyde
4 years
*tony soprano voice* yeahhh dey got dis new radio station on youtube..... HÖOAH i tink dey call it.....
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@djlandreform
clyde
2 years
tbh theres a lot of DJ's around right now who don't have their own sound. we can tell you picked it up in 2020 lol
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@djlandreform
clyde
2 years
amazing things are happening over at the RA youtube channel
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@djlandreform
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4 years
living room almost done 😫🤪
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@djlandreform
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4 months
i finally have "press pictures" i feel so legit now...... shoutout Missy 💯
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4 months
its so over.......
@residentadvisor
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4 months
How did mákina, a Spanish sub-genre of hardcore, morph into an MC-led phenomenon in North East England? Here are ten key tracks. Read the feature
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@djlandreform
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1 year
one of my friends is at medieval times rn and all i can think about is how they're serving corn, potatoes, and a tomato bisque. none of those ingredients existed in Europe before the 1500s!!!!!!!!!!!
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@djlandreform
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2 years
everyone needs to stop using the master tempo button it sounds like shit!!!!!!!!
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@djlandreform
clyde
7 months
damn i guess this means we gotta cultivate local talent 🤣
@residentadvisor
Resident Advisor
7 months
Why is the US artist visa process so costly and complex? And how does this impact local dance music scenes? Read the feature
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@djlandreform
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2 years
b2bing on vinyl with your gf >>>>>>>>>>
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@djlandreform
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11 months
i look cool as fuck in the reflection of this hand dryer .
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@djlandreform
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11 months
i always feel so cucked when i think i find a cool deep dig that no one's heard before and then its on soulseek on the Grand Theft Auto V [The Lowdown 91.1] compilation
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@djlandreform
clyde
11 years
we are 14 days away from a new @XDannyXBrownX album i repeat we are 14 days away from a new @XDannyXBrownX album
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@djlandreform
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10 months
Merry Christmas everybody.
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@djlandreform
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1 year
the guy checking IDs at our party last night asked me if there was an anime convention in town and i was like no thats just how our crowd dresses LOL
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@djlandreform
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1 year
im always shocked at how few people know that you can load ur default cdj settings onto a usb. so many people tweet about like " i hate when the previous dj leaves sync on!" and i never have that problem lol
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@djlandreform
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8 months
had my first set that cut short by police last night 👍
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@djlandreform
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7 months
hey get this! im gonna make everyone mad: the original is boring too!!!!!!!!!!!
@1001TLtv
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This new Burial - 'Archangel' edit from @DJ_Seinfeld though 😮‍💨
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@djlandreform
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4 years
manning a grill at a party and djing at a party require the same skillset
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2 years
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2 years
happy to announce im adding a "downtempo" folder to my USB
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1 year
ID ?????
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Video of the music festival for peace near the Gaza border fence recording just before the Hamas attack that killed scores of festival goers
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@djlandreform
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4 years
british bake off contestants be like "I went to mexico on holiday once so i put 1/4 tsp of powdered chili in my biscuits"
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@djlandreform
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2 years
@NotABigJerk yeah im sure they taste good but like im not gonna use an entire cup of oil in one snack recipe it can't be worth it
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11 months
adding this one to the Cool Shirt pile
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@djlandreform
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1 year
my coworker just blessed me with a crazy amount of homemade ethiopian food 👍👍😁🙏
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@djlandreform
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2 years
shakshuka time
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@djlandreform
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1 year
u ever think about how much clout the sustain baby is gonna inherit from its parents 💯⁉️
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@djlandreform
clyde
5 years
do your fucking jobs lmao!
@residentadvisor
Resident Advisor
5 years
What are you listening to this month? We're looking for a few tips from our readers to include in Best New Music: August. If there's anything you're particularly feeling from the past month please link it here, we'd love to hear it
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@djlandreform
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2 years
not my Vietnamese dentist giving me gauze in a takeout container
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@djlandreform
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11 months
bro can i get a bumpington? a little bumperino?
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@djlandreform
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5 years
why were house and techno so bad between like..... 2003 and 2013 or so. i have almost no trax on my usb or records from that period lol
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clyde
5 years
a shirt that says "I don't give a fuck how they do it in Brooklyn"
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@djlandreform
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7 months
their blocking the bike lane .
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DMV News Live
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Another night, another U Street NW fight:
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@djlandreform
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5 years
my dad is so weird
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clyde
5 years
whenever i check out british ppl at work i always tell them "i love the traditional electronic music of your people"
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@djlandreform
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1 year
like every time we do a party no matter where at the feedback is always "lots of people, love your crowd but no one was drinking" 🙄
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@djlandreform
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2 years
i think intergenerational partygoing is so important. we have a lot to learn from the old heads and they have a lot to learn from us !!!
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1 year
im gonna pioneer the practice of "PWBTAFLOFSYBAAH" aka People Will Be Turned Away For Lack Of Funds, Stay Your Broke Ass At Home
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@djlandreform
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2 years
Oops
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@djlandreform
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4 years
Yes
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@djlandreform
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2 years
ive been djing and going out this month stone cold sober its such a vibe.....
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@djlandreform
clyde
1 year
not gonna bother tagging anyone but this was possibly the beat meal of my life - AL AMEER RESTAURANT in Dearborn, Michigan
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@djlandreform
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1 year
i took this picture yday morning while i was r*lling and thought it was the most profound thing i had experienced thus far in my life 🤣🤣
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liquor store cat .
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@djlandreform
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7 months
im FrontYardMaxxing
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@djlandreform
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4 years
new knife very very sharp 🙂
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1 year
the sustain baby is hilarious cause like. they had to sneak it in right????? no way the organizers would have condoned that 🤣
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@djlandreform
clyde
2 years
If you're trying to configure a small DJ booth with me I will never not make a joke about setting up the CDJs battle style
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