If anyone working from home is missing the office, I am offering a service where I come in to your home (I'll be 10 minutes late), put on my own Spotify playlist and then steal your lunch from your fridge. Email me for price (I won't get back to you)
Last year, during an audition, I was asked to be "less Scottish"
I'm not entirely sure what they meant, but I think it was probably that I sounded too Glaswegian or working class.
Or maybe it was the blue face paint and kilt. Not sure.
Remember that time everybody in Glasgow was going to shopping centres and then sticking their feet in tanks with water that was never changed and then getting their feet nibbled by tiny fish? Simpler times.
Tonight I made Millionaire Shortbread. I'm going to marry it without signing a prenup.
Yeah, yeah. The shortbread is a bit thick but please don't talk about my future husband like that.
Had the privilege of watching all 6 EPs of
#goodomens
on the big screen today. A brilliant, fun & lovely world brought to life by
@neilhimself
Directed by
@drmuig
& what a cast by
@SuzanneSmithCDG
@michaelsheen
& David Tennant beautifully smashing it. Plus excellent dog action!
While filming this scene for Scot Squad, a member of the public (the crew and actors are hiding) stopped & asked if I needed any help. I was so flustered I didn't actually tell the guy we were filming so I just looked like a weirdo in a wedding dress in the middle of the street.
I look pretty hench in this photo but I also like how it looks like the Daily Record have sent a photographer out to do a story about me complaining about the parking in my street.
Shocked to discover that I am in fact a professional wrestler signed to the WWE and that my wee sister is actually a figment of my imagination just as I always suspected.
I've already retweeted this but highlighting again because it's so important.
"Study shows the proportion of musicians, writers and artists with working-class origins has shrunk by half since the 1970s"
Once during a theatre show, I was playing a character that seduced and killed a couple of guys. You know, standard women stuff. Two feet away, from the front row, a wee old woman exclaimed "What an absolute bitch". Her friend loudly agreed. My best acting review to date.
Listen. I've thought of a million shite tweets about the Will Smith situation, but I'm not going to post them because I am better than that. I am above that. I am legend.