check your kids halloween candy. my cousin found the assassination of archduke franz ferdinand in sarajevo by serbian nationalist gavrilo princip inside a snickers bar
if i’m in the hot tub and somebody starts to put carrots and onions in there i’m getting the fuck out. i saw the bugs bunny episode when they did that to him
a guy who only posts pics of his car unfollowed me on instagram after he commented "you are mentally ill" on a picture i posted of a golf ball i wrote "tennis" on
ME: my grandma died and i am very sad
THEM: actually she did a bad thing before so you aren’t allowed to be sad
ME: you’re right. i’ve never thought about it this way before. i’m glad my grandma is dead now