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4 months

if these devs don't quit breaking environments they're gonna see DevOps turn to DevOpps real quick

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4 months

@viperwave he put more effort into telling his friend he doesn't care than simply replying with condolences and wishing him well lol

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1 year

@Ostrov_A this is quote literally the same as nazi propaganda lmfao.

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@dotnetschizo does that mean Teams is a MOBA?

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@techhsiren i absolutely love how many men came in to mansplain mansplaining in response to this. no actually this is what mansplaining means.

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7 months

@MissVespertine i feel like this could just say man/woman/non-binary/other (write in) and it would be succinct and people be happy? am i missing something? (earnest, im not trans and have no clue here)

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@wirmgurl i dont think any steps ahead. i let vibes direct me in the immediate and prophetic angels that whisper to me in my dreams direct me in the long-term.

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@postjawline is he okay...? :(

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@dieworkwear filming yourself doing performative things like this is inherently feminine coded. nothing wrong with that, but doing so while doing something like this is hilariously ironic

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5 months

@LitMoose if anyone is interested in a fantastically hilarious idiot plot movie, Burn After Reading is probably my favorite and I would highly recommend it

Burn After Reading (2008)

When a disc containing memoirs of a former CIA analyst falls into the hands of gym employees, Linda and Chad, they see a chance to make enough money for Linda to have life-changing cosmetic surgery.…

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1 year

@TheCinesthetic “We're all hurtling towards death. Yet here we are, for the moment, alive. Each of us knowing we're going to die. Each of us secretly believing we won't.” ― Charlie Kaufman, Synecdoche, New York

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7 months

@powcampsurvivor 62? try 76. also it still won't exist.

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1 year

@birdbath in feminine circles, nurses who work in prisons are at the top and when they write in the group chat everyone else stop and waits for their poasts. the powers that be have bequeathed them a divine existence.

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4 months

@dieworkwear the movie is called Phantom Thread for those curious, and it is absolutely phenomenal!

Phantom Thread (2017)

In 1950s London, renowned British dressmaker Reynolds Woodcock comes across Alma, a young, strong-willed woman, who soon becomes ever present in his life as his muse and lover.

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4 months

@sock_dem thats a funny ass response. keep at it chief

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1 year

@IDoTheThinking "my party was the one that freed the slaves!" he proclaims loudly with a confederate flag and a 'the south will rise again' sticker on his truck.

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7 months

@mid_sized_bird my family is dying too, but not because of my expenditures...you keep running them over...im praying that you fix your budget soon

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4 months

@Duderichy lmfao TC 48Ok -posted from my iPhone 5

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2 years

@dopaminedrank ive been attempting to avoid this by training myself to have hunter eyes for years now. i spend approximately 15 minutes every day staring at the sun.

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4 months

@swe_zach this is the funniest post ive seen today. this one BETTER do numbers

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1 year

@ipsumkyle theres nothing embarrassing about spending time with your family

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7 months

@2gay2lift @JoeBiden @FBI @NSAGov @CIA @WhiteHouse @tedcruz @CNN @MzedMzed adam this isnt worth your time tbh. stop fretting the people getting upset about your reviews, itll just bring your mood down. xoxo

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4 months

@straightedge @hellosami lmfao yeah. i mean context would be nice just for the big picture, but there's really no context that would justify this. bizarre how people are pretending like she _must_ have said some magical word or phrase that made this justified

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2 years

@vxunderground me, sitting in the dark using the night/dark version of every app i have, when suddenly i open a webpage that is pure white, resulting in a digital flashbang rendering me blinded for at least 15 seconds

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4 months

@gotatveye @dieworkwear in reality it isnt, but a lot of right wing rhetoric around men emphasizes that they should be "stoic" most of the time, take action when needed, and not participate in performative actions. performative actions by nature most of the time are self-serving and primarily about

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2 years

@letterboxd @daviemada8402 @Criterion hes finally finished the tutorial and he can now enjoy movies

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2 years

@vxunderground weird how as technology becomes more and more advanced and people have to work less the fruits of that labor doesnt go to people to help them survive....it just becomes bigger and cooler yachts and crazier satanic gay sex orgies

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1 year

@blockotheguy @hausofdecline yeah, hello? need you to find a guy for me. lost brother or friend you say? oh no, i want to kill him. find him.

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5 months

@growing_daniel if 3Omg is chasing the dragon maybe i should hero dose 3OOmg and finally catch the dragon

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11 months

@wanyeburkett my IQ is 1O,OOO

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1 year

@personofswag hiring managers face when i ghost recruiter rather than complete 3O minute programming puzzle when they have a full list of my experience and the next recruiter offered me 4OOk without any work required

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4 months

@weirdal_andalus for me, personally, grimace cum is going to be a game changer.

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10 months

@squirtstain people with nic addictions should quit every half a year to a year or so but not actually quitting nic just changing their method of consumption. snus to vape to cigs to patches and back and forth. its kind of like that shit in strength training where you confuse your muscles

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4 months

@getnormality inherent doesn't mean immutable. inherent fits fine here actually grammatically, though a more apparent phrase wouldve been better there, like built-in or something

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11 months

@uncledoomer take that back. i love emma roberts. she is an absolute queen and 11/1O. scream queens will live on forever in my heart.

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11 months

@GaySexScaresMe thats such a goated profile pic youre off the goop on this one, chief

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2 years

@0x35e532 @dopaminedrank we'll see about that when i stare you down in a dark alley way.

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4 months

@Granitepolitics @gotatveye @dieworkwear buying a rainbow shirt and rainbow flag so i can make a little video later❤️

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1 year

@soychotic i worked on a 80k line VB6 legacy program one file with plenty of gotos and comments reading things like "this shouldnt work but it does, dont touch it" and most variables named after the original devs pets/fav sports teams who passed away. no documentation. fun and enraging

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7 months

@FeralPHunter weird post considering just last night we were in a MMM

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1 year

@madisontayt_ holy shit you and the other commenters are so fucking rude/condescending and annoying lmao

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2 years

@mirasghost ppl commenting that I’m glowing cuz I’m in love(lmao) but it’s actually because i fell into a vat of radioactive waste. im dying.

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2 years

offering dota2 coaching, $5OO an hour. my resume is just a video of me sitting uncomfortably close to my screen watching pro replays on x32 speed blinking several times a second.

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5 months

@ctjlewis hes not charging anyone for his videos, nor making any lofty promises. who makes this comparison?

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6 months

@skooookum before anyone tries this, if u sleep with it on itll be really hard to fall asleep, and if u do doze off youll probably wake up. youll most likely also get a bit sick if you arent already a nicotine addict depending on the dosage

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2 years

@SCHIZO_FREQ similar phenomenon can be observed on where men watch others destroy their livelihoods and futures rather than do it themselves. cowards.

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1 year

@thechosenberg armpit fetishes are super common in the east. its basically the feet of the west. if u dont believe me get tinder gold and set ur location to virtually any southeast asian country and u will receive armpit requests within approximately 3 nanoseconds

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1 year

@thechosenberg thats a green flag. dont be silly. you dont want to be silly do you?

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1 year

@HotForMoot shouldve included "im a single female btw" in the comment

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2 years

@AUTISTSOCIALITE i got suspended as well for "harassment" after i criticized a big media site putting out articles about how millennials/younger generations are poor because they just work less hard and dislike money compared to boomers (geniuses)

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1 year

@RealMatK so is that a no on the unban?

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1 year

@Hellachans @scumbelievable theres some dude out there born with webbed feet and gills talmbout how the whole planet belongs to him as he concocts makeshift pipebombs in his basement

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@moonbeamdreams_ are u freaking serious? first you tell us that we basically can't even talk to women ever again, and now you threaten us by saying you're going to "break" our characters?

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1 year

@man_ditch this is such a taurus opinion lmfao

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1 year

@niggy_stardust black people are RPG characters and at night get a boost to their spookiness stat. everyone knows this, thats why our super brave police need to be armed at all times just in case a crowd of cops need to fire off 38 rounds into an unarmed black teenager

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@the_transit_guy ah, huntington. a perfect time capsule of the once pristine 8Os lifestyle that has refused to step into the modern ages. a mecca of country folk mixed with the bright youth of tomorrow attending marshall. once harboring a bustling downtown that is now boarded up. visiting my

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@CapCasts dont you think the original cause of all this is a bit ridiculous too? they had to forfeit a series in a tournament ran by valve due to a scheduling issue with another tournament ran by valve...

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1 year

@yacineMTB he didnt solve it

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1 year

@personofswag sorry, i can take my suicidal thoughts to parking lot items.

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3 years

@ESLDota2 @ArkoshGaming @Quincy_Crew @BlackNYellowGG ? they're all NA players and the team scrims, plays pubs, and resides in NA. the 3/5 rule was created to foster growth within a given region. why is arkosh penalized and not a team like EG that just flies in their players during tournaments?

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@DeepDishEnjoyer if you'd like a moment of brief eye-opening clarity and depression go read the superstocks/GME subreddits and dig into the profiles of some of the people talking about how they plan to spend their millions once they (assuredly) get it. a disheartening number of them talk about

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1 year

@JoshLekach "lol this person made a kind of crinj video in which theyre happy btw check out my latest grift and give me ur money"

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11 months

@t3dotgg Your honor, I was limit testing.

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2 years

@BrydenMcLeodVan @readDanwrite eye for an eye? think its well past that, its morally correct to steal from large corporations

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1 year

@miaaasma thats my absolute favorite part. people are ENTITLED to ruin your experience, fun, and even harass you, but if you choose not to partake in your harassment you have committed an unholy sin

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@pglesports PGL is such an incompetent fucking retarded organization. nobody match fixed. they are being accused of doing so by the 3rd place team because they asked the 2nd place team if they lost to the 1st place team on purpose, to which they jokingly replied "yes"

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@adzantick this guy is good (and handsome)

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2 years

@pwnsdx @blakeswineford @spaceriker @igb @elonmusk nooooo! you cant do things for the lulz, thats elons thing! hes the jokester! hes the silly little guy! you have to be serious so he can mock you and sanctimoniously pretend hes a level above you!

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1 year

@BenRatkaj "can we confirm this will work everything we have is production" Yes. You answered your own question. You just won't like it if it won't work

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1 year

@IDEASOFICE_FIRE i feel like luke was super bland and boring as well. personal opinion of course, but the only characters that were remotely interesting to me werent expounded upon, like yoda/maul/dooku (at least not to the degree i wanted)

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@Goodtweet_man crazy hot take: but maybe this is what personal growth looks like and mocking him (to some degree) for changing his opinion on something isn't good

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@KevinNaughtonJr its not broken. certain features are simply temporarily unavailable

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@soychotic honestly the fact that wifi and every other wavelength launching through the air DOESNT impact humans and scramble our brains is insane to me. the amount of high frequency things constantly in used is absurd

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@ctjlewis fwiw lewis, i think that scoffing at someone else making good money while still middle class is probably uncouth. if anything it would just give rise to the idea of "my work is more difficult/requires more experience so i should make more". like the reaction should be "happy 4 u"

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@shinobi42 @dieworkwear i think you misunderstood my point, or i worded it poorly, not that it matters, but here:

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@gotatveye @dieworkwear in reality it isnt, but a lot of right wing rhetoric around men emphasizes that they should be "stoic" most of the time, take action when needed, and not participate in performative actions. performative actions by nature most of the time are self-serving and primarily about

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@Liv_Agar @trad_west_ the funniest part about these freaks is that they NEVER have actual jobs or careers, all of this is rolled up into some schizoid grift. as much as they talk about "traditionalism" they fail to contribute to society in even the smallest of ways. pathetic.

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@tzekid_ @unsexy_biz_guys @dr__submarine what kind of retard brags on twitter about their boss in some dogshit restaurant having to ask them to take a break lmfao

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@DeepDishEnjoyer my hottest leftist take for the day is that by diluting terms like racism/racist, nazi, homophobia, etc. we have helped bolster some of the main right wing recruitment propagandists giving them munitions that _seem_ reasonable at face value

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@squirtle_says lmfao reminds me of this. shoulda hit him with the "dude....what did i do?"

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@SwiftOnSecurity i really really wish that this was combated more

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@nudeobama one of my favorite things is explaining baki to someone uninitiated with it and showing them the fight where the guy had the hand grenade shoved in his mouth

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1 year

@pontifier why do you have a whole fleet of go karts?

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1 year

@royallprick @river_is_nice racial fetishism is weird as fuck. its also funny how when a white guy does it its weird/bad but when a black guy does it its (generally?) encouraged and cheered on. its all weird as fuck. just love who u love and at the least keep ur weird shit behind closed doors

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2 years

@the_transit_guy broke: enjoying the theme park woke: enjoying the lines in theme parks enlightened: simply sitting in the enormous theme park parking lot baking in the hot sun with the windows down

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1 year

@pontifier how many go-karts left?

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@agenda2033 @kellycucca it really makes you wonder if all of these young men in their prime will look at him and heed his cautionary tale....men need to stop being so picky or else they'll die alone without kids

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@thechosenberg because it isnt true but its also really funny

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@chairsign do asian people ever get mad about these types of things unless its literally outright hateful?

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@SCHIZO_FREQ @AmeliaWetAngel i see through your paid advertisement. but this is funny as fuck and circles back around into being content so im clickin like anyway lmao

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3 years

Globies like @lukiluki_dota be pickin Pango every day but still can't explain how he don't just roll off the map

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9 months

@jules_su the number of people talking about "if hitler was good or bad" in the replies is crazy. contrary to popular elon fan belief, it isn't really about perception, he killed millions of people!

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@nycguidovoice the original jurassic park was shot in 1993. knowledge and history amaze and astound me. i love learning. i find myself growing more intelligent each passing day.

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@SammyboyGG hot take, but the reason theyre fun to watch despite that is because they legitimately have fun while casting. laughter and being happy is infectious, so its pretty easy to have a good time if the casters youre watching are also having a good time.

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@Zinkya_ games today seem pretty damn great, but i think i get where ur coming from. a decade ago there were a lot of big jumps as far as quality. warcraft 3 compared to warcraft 2 was an INSANE leap and had me gyrating with excitement, i dont think those levels of leaps happen today

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@SCHIZO_FREQ jackson seems like a huge loser. i think it would take only one bullet to his brain to end his life. kind of pathetic considering thats the human average.

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@Duderichy maybe its a gender divide? i feel like (and i could be wrong) men typically have an easier time maintaining friendships because we can just not talk to a homie for 6 months and pick things up right where we left off when we are back in contact

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gaslighting myself into thinking im a morning person and enjoy waking up early

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@HOSTAGEKILLER new guy: pedophile hunter that only does it to impress the kids hes saving in the hopes that they fall for him

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@EladNehorai .com = heil hitler if you close your eyes and just imagine it to be true dont even get me started on .gov......

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@SuedPhoenix7709 @_claypot invading? blud we already done been conquered. how many videos, pictures, posters, billboards, ads, jingles, and signs do we really need on this planet? is the idea of having even a singular minute that isn't monetized normal? why can't ads be escaped?

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