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Mat K

@RealMatK

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Old School Runescape Player and guitar player.

Peterborough, England
Joined March 2013
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@RealMatK
Mat K
10 months
How come Jed gets content named after him and I don't? ๐Ÿ˜ก
@OldSchoolRS
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10 months
โš”๏ธ Remember the new mid-level PvM boss we mentioned at the Summer Summit? ๐Ÿ€ ๐Ÿ‘‘ All hail Scurrius, the Rat King! ๐Ÿ€ ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐Ÿชค This rambunctious rodent is here to introduce core PvM mechanics for those who dare challenge him. ๐Ÿ”—
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1 year
6 years ago I took the team on a boat ride down the river Cam.... Could've solved a lot of problems that day...
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3 years
@OldSchoolRS I tried this approach once, didnt work then either.
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2 years
Daughter's got a new boyfriend, he plays OSRS
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@RealMatK
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1 month
I turn 48 today. Here's what I have done with my life so far: Raised 4 children Bought 2 houses Been married for 23 years Earnt ยฃ1m - and spent more Had my heart broken 3 times, and broken many myself Visited 11 countries Led the world in creating the classic MMO gaming
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2 years
The upgrade was worth every penny
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3 years
Things you can't do as a JMod #7
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13 days
@Grummz This is a great thing, this is a company standing up for something they think is right and not chasing profits. You may not agree with the subject matter, but I wish more companies did this. And credit to for Ash for standing up to the abuse he is getting.
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2 years
This is my son Blake, he's moving out tomorrow. He doesn't play RuneScape and thus a disappointment.
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@RealMatK
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5 years
Thanks everyone for your kind words. For me the best part of the last 6 years has been all the friends I have made and all the players I have met. The community is the most important part of OSRS and I still want to hang out with you all. So come join me.
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5 years
@Makaveli1611 Yeah, that's because your mum stayed overnight.
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1 year
Job hunt update: 22 jobs applied for 4 interviews 3 rejections 3 fishing levels
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5 years
Things you cannot tweet as a JMod. #1
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2 years
What price rise?
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5 years
FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Officially pro
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2 years
@Skiddler That's from the webcam under the desk
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5 years
My daughter has just come back from university and the conversation went. Wife: How's your boyfriend? Daughter: Soon to be ex Wife: Oh? Daughter: He's like a 14 year old saying "heehee rawr means I love you in dinosaur" I want a mature relationship. Me: *Turns up TV*
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@RealMatK
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2 years
Was just in a business meeting with some very clever people from some very big companies and I introduced myself and said I worked on Runescape. One of them said "OMG I just finished watching a video about RuneScape's greatest controversies"... they were all my fault.
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@RealMatK
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4 years
BTW, got a job offer from Jagex this morning. Not sure what to do.
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5 years
I scrub up pretty well - wish me luck on interview number 1!
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1 year
Ready for my first day in my new job!
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5 years
Just taken my son out for his first father/son driving lesson
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9 months
Despite the persona I put out. I am sad and lonely.
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3 years
20 years old and this weekend she has lost the use of her back legs. Hopefully we'll get her to the vet tomorrow but I don't think she will be coming home.
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@RealMatK
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7 months
@Jagex @DanielZeichner Oh dear, this isn't going to go down well.
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11 months
Yes, that and I haven't worked for Jagex for nearly 5 years.
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@RealMatK guessing you wont help unban my friend then? too busy with your cat? having fun with a feline? frankly, i am upset.
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10 months
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11 months
What if feels like when you are in that unique group of Runescape players who lost their real virginity before they lost their Runescape virginity
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1 year
I always try to help where I can
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1 month
I invented DMM, now I am going to show you how to play it!!!!
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1 year
Job Hunt Update 30 Jobs applied for 7 Interviews 3 Rejections 5 Fishing levels 1 Fire cape
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5 years
Things you can't tweet as a JMod #5
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7 years
I've been at Jagex for 12 years today. I just wanted to thank everyone at Jagex and most importantly the players for making it a fantastic 12 years.
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5 years
This might not mean much to you, but I have no friends to share this with. It is my first level higher than my RS3 account.
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1 year
Ah shit....
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1 year
Poor old Grace, the inspiration for the Graceful outfit was diagnosed with arthritis today. :(
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2 months
Do you feel that the value of OSRS to you as a player has increased 20% since 2014? If the answer is yes then the price rise seems reasonable. If the answer is no then Falador and cannons.
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On June 25th, the price of Bonds will be changing. Read this post for more info:
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5 years
Things you can't post as a Jmod #3
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4 years
@OldSchoolRS Don't miss moments like these.
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3 years
Expected more gold tbh
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5 years
One of my biggest concerns with cancelling DMM was that it would be very difficult to get eSports up and working again for RuneScape which was why I was opposed to it. Sadly, it seems I was right.
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3 years
I don't know if it is just me, I find the adverts when starting to watch a Twitch stream puts me off wanting to watch people I haven't seen before.
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@RealMatK
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10 months
Today I have joined Sumo Digital as a Senior Product Manager working on secret stuff ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿฅณ
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25 days
I'd like to think that if my son ever met Donald Trump, he wouldn't give a thumbs up
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5 years
Things you cannot tweet as a JMod #2
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@Jagex
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๐Ÿ“ขWe're hiring!๐Ÿ“ข Lead Product Manager: Old School RuneScape Executive Producer: Publishing Platform Director of Community Management Senior Community Manager Performance Marketing Manager Lead Game Analyst:ย Old School RuneScape Learn more:
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3 years
Sometimes it is okay to be ratiod
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10 months
"Do you miss working at Jagex?"
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4 years
Ultimate flex
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3 years
Celebrating with 20 years of marriage with this woman, the reason for me playing RuneScape and working at Jagex. <3
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3 months
It doesn't matter what I am playing, you just can't escape it.
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3 years
Two years ago today was the day I decided to leave Jagex. RIP
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11 months
Just got a call about the Games Workshop job! :O
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5 years
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5 years
@B0atyOSRS @OldSchoolRS @JagexMatK You ain't getting rid of me that easily. I was a RS player before I joined Jagex and will remain an RS player.... besides someone has to teach you how to PK again.
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6 years
Sadly, Mr Izumi was put down yesterday after his liver gave out. :( Press F to pay your respects. F
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3 years
November 1st and not turned heating on.
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6 months
11 years ago today I went to my boss and said, "You know this Old School gig? It might be a laugh." Never expected to be celebrating it today.
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6 months
@OldSchoolRS I have an atheist only ironman
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11 months
I may have lost my job for the second time this year, but I feel privileged for being able to spend a long weekend in a beautiful city like Berlin.
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4 years
U have tiny pp?
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4 months
Today marks 5 years since I left Jagex so tonight we'll be reminicing in my stream by playing a game of TRUTH OR Talisk-ARE. Basically, ask me a question about my time at Jagex and if I won't answer it I'll drink some whiskey. So, that is talking about Runescape and drinking
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5 years
In London for an interview today. Heard there might be an vacancy here soon too so might try my luck.
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6 years
17 years ago today I married a woman who was responsible for me working at Jagex. So, it's her fault.
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2 years
I don't know how accurate this is, but it is good to see
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24 days
I thought I would categorise all the replies I got for this tweet.
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I'd like to think that if my son ever met Donald Trump, he wouldn't give a thumbs up
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5 years
Today is the first time I have been on holiday with my wife and no children since we got married 18 years ago.
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1 year
The week where humanity spent a fortune to save 5 rich men in a submarine but wouldn't help 700 migrants that died at sea.
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3 years
So today my daughter's boyfriend asked me what it was like being a RuneScape moderator. Bloody men are only after one thing.
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3 years
Poor thing didnโ€™t make it through the night. :(
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2 years
The plumber says I need a new boiler so.....
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3 years
Happy Birthday to me. 45 today and enjoying a drink at my bar.
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1 year
Yesterday I found out I'm being made redundant.... anyone know of any jobs? Will also sell nudes for cash.
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5 years
Trains are delayed this morning.... Unlike a certain authenticator I know.
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1 year
Another goal achieved! ๐Ÿ’ช
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5 years
@Torvesta Yes I would, but then I would never improve my clicking. How have you been anyway? Not spoken to you in ages.
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4 years
Bollocks, didn't get into the 1v1 tourney
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2 years
My RuneScape career finishes on 30th October 2025. Watch me on twitch while you can!
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2 years
A proud dad post. My daughter has just been promoted to a lance corporal. Woo!
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1 year
@Furry_Wall No, he is a disappointment
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6 years
Off to my mum's 70th birthday party. Jelly and ice cream incoming!
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2 years
That lamb shank is huge! Bigger than my penis
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1 year
Ready for tonight's first attempt at inferno!
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4 years
@Skiddler @emiloji_ The government has banned groups of three anyway.
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2 years
I've been thinking that for the 10th anniversary of OSRS I'll do a story stream where I go through every story (all 82 of them) from my little red book. Would you guys be up for that?
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2 years
It's my birthday and I still look only 21
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5 years
Thanks Linked In
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1 year
WTF, I took a few days away for work and Jagex buys Twitter?
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2 years
So there I am walking out of the Bill Bailey gig heading for my car and hear, "Oh, isn't that Mat Kemp". "Oh, there is a RuneScape player here, cool" I think to myself. Turns out it is only Paul Gower!
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3 months
Yes, this is the first time I got this drop in 20 years. Feeling good.
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3 years
I am sad to say that my latest venture, the European Super League has failed. However, do not fear because my next venture is to introduce a new combat system into a long running successful computer game...
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3 years
@Rendi_Mento @JagexSupport If you want more information you can send a Subject Access Request under the Data Protection Act for information they hold on you.
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2 years
OSRS's 5th Birthday
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4 years
PANIC BUY!!!!!
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5 years
FIRST CAPE EVA!!!!!
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1 year
Me if Runescape never existed
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4 years
I can now be counted amongst the elite of RuneScape, I now have my first 99.
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2 years
@JagexLight Making it
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5 years
The benefits of saving your tescos vouchers for your Christmas day feast order.
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