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Greggory

@greggtmasterson

8 days

Manuel Margot's record-setting pinch hit plate appearance set to Moneyball music

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3 months

Lin Manuel Miranda had 1 hit. Jose Miranda had 12. I’ll let you decide who the better cousin is.

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3 months

This is a trap to capture Zack Hample

Orioles Haiku

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WHO THE FUCK THINKS THEY’RE GETTING $998 FOR OUTFIELD SEATS LMFAOOOOOOO

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Fake footage this child is pulling the ball that’s not Joe

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It was always going to end with Cooperstown.

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Thank you Alex Colomé. Thank you Andrelton Simmons.

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3 months

This is the most absurd ratio I think I’ve ever seen

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@greggtmasterson

5 months

Today, I simulated the 2024 Twins season, managing it as an internet commenter might. Spoiler alert, they went 59-103, but at least they tried something and sent messages! See below for my adventure.

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@greggtmasterson

2 years

ENOUGH: #MNTwins Manager Rocco Baldelli has pulled his starter before the third inning 6 times in the last 5 days!!!!! #SMH 🤬😱

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1 year

@ben0564 @FoolishBB xLIGMAballs

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5 months

My prediction is 0-6 because remember the 98 Vikings?

Twins Daily

@twinsdaily

5 months

Drop your predictions on the #MNTwins record this week in the replies👇

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7 months

@KirilloffRBW Alright I’m going back to bed I’m not seeing anything funnier today

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@greggtmasterson

1 year

I am the byproduct of a Minnesota Twins obsession. Tomorrow is the day. It's been 18 games and 19 years. Please, Twins, don't make me add another chapter to this story. Love, Greggory

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@greggtmasterson

3 months

When you show up late to the game (9th inning) but walk it off anyway

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@greggtmasterson

8 months

@Brandon_Warne Boof Bonser is laying pipe in Connecticut

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@greggtmasterson

4 months

So the Yankee sweep was in exchange for the Wolves reaching the WCF. The next 4 games they didn’t have the sausage. 10 runs and counting after the sausage was overnighted. I may be becoming superstitious.

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@greggtmasterson

1 year

If Rocco was competent and kept his talent, the lineup today could look like CF LaMonte Wade LF Akil Baddoo RF Brent Rooker DH Nelson Cruz 1B David Ortiz 3B Jake Cave SS Drew Maggi C JA Happ 2B Santa Claus P Markus “Seven Radishes” Niedereiter No ablility to self-scout at all

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1 year

It’s getting a little embarrassing at this point. Twins fans need to come to grips with the fact that, yes, the new logo looks a lot like the Marlins logo, and that’s okay.

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6 months

It’s so funny that South Dakota is the interesting Dakota when its attractions are 1) secluded rock with president faces chiseled in it 2) unfinished and impossibly large statue 3) building with corn nailed to it 4) rest stop that has free ice water

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Greggory

@greggtmasterson

3 months

In 1997, Greg Maddox tossed a 76-pitch complete game. This is now known as “4 innings” to most current starting pitchers.

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@greggtmasterson

5 months

Nice of the Wolves to try tonight. You can tell they’re trying because they’re winning. They did not try for the last three games. I am very smart

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Greggory

@greggtmasterson

9 months

I forced ChatGPT to listen to Gleeman and the Geek's entire library and write podcast, Here's what it spit out:

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Greggory

@greggtmasterson

7 months

The Twins need a right-handed outfielder...

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MLB Jersey Numbers

@NumbersMLB

7 months

OF Manuel Margot will wear number 13. Last worn by OF/1B Joey Gallo in 2023. #MNTwins

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@greggtmasterson

1 month

I hope that the Twins took the opportunity last night to feel the rain in their skin. No one else can feel it for them. Only they can let it in.

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Greggory

@greggtmasterson

7 months

The Josh Donaldson hate from Twins fans is overblown

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@greggtmasterson

7 months

Enhance image

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@greggtmasterson

1 month

The AL Central trying to decide who gets a bye before losing to the Yankees

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@greggtmasterson

5 months

@TwinsGeek Have you ever considered that maybe you’re the danger everyone is worried about?

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@greggtmasterson

1 year

Sonny Gray just approached Joey Gallo and said “See that! That’s a sacrifice fly! You don’t understand situational hitting with your exit angle and launch velocity!” Gallo responded “Ey, gabbagool! This is why I put a rock in your shoe!” Source confirmed

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@greggtmasterson

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Who is your favor father and son in the MLB? Please quote.

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7 months

the pohlad family is so unserious

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@greggtmasterson

3 months

I don’t mean to make light of this situation and I hope everyone recovers but why is this in the same format as the FBI warning to not duplicate DVDs?

Milwaukee Brewers

@Brewers

3 months

A statement from the Milwaukee Brewers:

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@Criminalsimpson Cease and desist Criminalsimpsons!!!!

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@greggtmasterson

1 month

I’d go so far as to say this isn’t even the best lie detector scene in the show (both very good but in different ways)

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@greggtmasterson

1 year

Me noticing Barry Zito, Mark Mulder, and Tim Hudson’s baseball reference page

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1 year

So did Michael Lewis just never find any of this out when he wrote the book the movie's based on?

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@greggtmasterson

1 year

Sonny Gray taking the bump today with a .06 BAC

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@greggtmasterson

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@greggtmasterson

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I’d go so far as to say this isn’t even the best lie detector scene in the show (both very good but in different ways)

Sean Anderson

@SandersonRadio

1 month

No one has ever done a better lie detector gag

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1 year

Bench roles for the Wild Card— Vázquez: second catcher (maybe defensive replacement) Solano: pinch hitter extraordinaire Farmer: pinch hitter vs. LHP, 3B defensive replacement Stevenson: pinch runner, LF defensive replacement Castro: yes That’s incredibly functional.

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@greggtmasterson

3 months

The average age of the signers of the Declaration of Independence on July 4, 1776 was 44 years old, but more than a dozen were 35 or younger: Thomas Jefferson: 33 John Hancock: 39 Carlos Santana: 25 Caleb Theilbar: 21 James Monroe: 18 Paul Revere: 41 Jay Jackson: 44

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1 year

I’m not one for dreaming, but López 5 -> Varland 2 -> Thielbar 1 -> Durán 1 then Gray 4 -> Paddack 1.2 -> Thielbar .1 -> Jax 1 -> Stewart 1 -> Durán 1 Is going to go so hard

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@greggtmasterson

2 months

Shoutout to the guy in the Josh Donaldson Twins City Connect (2024) jersey

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@greggtmasterson

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Hank

@Prime_Conger

5 months

ATTENTION Please sign my petition

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@greggtmasterson

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This is actually false. Minnesota did have the division lead for about 15 minutes on May 12 after their game ended but before Cleveland’s game ended.

x--nick xANTIVALAIKA

@cdlenthusiast

22 days

MLB teams who haven’t had a lead in their division in 2024: Minnesota That’s it, that’s the entire list.

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@greggtmasterson

1 year

Poor Mr. That’s Baseball had no idea that the standard punishment for bringing up 0-18 is 13 20-year-old accounting students QT him to hell

And That's Baseball

@AndThatsBB

1 year

The BIG Problem with the MLB Playoffs:

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@greggtmasterson

5 months

If the Twins are going to go 5 months without fans being able to use the number 1 medium for watching the game, I can’t imagine how many borderline fans they’re about to lose.

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5 months

@2007warpedtour Idk what his point is but it is hilarious

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@greggtmasterson

1 year

Carlos Correa, standing up after Rocco leaves the two-hour, closed-door meeting: “Dammit guys! Coach is right. If we wanna win, it’s on us!”

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@greggtmasterson

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F it here’s every Manuel Margot pinch hit plate appearance in 2024

Twins Daily

@twinsdaily

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Minnesota sports fans are cursed. How cursed are they? They’re so cursed that even when their favorite players are on the cusp of breaking records for all the wrong reasons, those moments get ruined for them, too.

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@greggtmasterson

4 months

the twins premier their city connects tonight so i made a video about my thoughts and i don't care if it OFFENDS you

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Can you imagine what this lineup will look like once everyone’s healthy? 2B Royce Lewis SS Carlos Correa CF Byron Buxton RF Mike Trout C Joe Mauer DH Giancarlo Stanton 3B Anthony Rendon 1B Anthony Rizzo LF Rocco Baldelli P Tyler Glasnow

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If the Twins win a playoff game I’ll do whatever the most liked reply to this tweet says

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3 months

Royce Lewis being BENCHED for Austin Martin in a MUST WIN game to send a MESSAGE

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@greggtmasterson

11 months

No wonder Gleeman dropped out of college…

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@greggtmasterson

1 year

Contrary to public opinion, today is the FIRST must-win game of the year for your hometown Minnesota Twins

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@greggtmasterson

11 months

Successful surgery y'all know what that means

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@greggtmasterson

11 months

Putting together a trade package for Juan Soto, what do you guys think? Trevor Larnach Charlee Soto Austin Martin Aaron Sabato Malfrin Sosa One of the Cheap Pohlad Keoni Cavaco Murphy Dan Hayes Daniel Ruettiger Jason Bartlett Al Newman Chili Davis The new fake TC Mickey Mantle

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@greggtmasterson

12 days

Buddy if you think anyone wearing a Twins logo is having a good time right now, you’ve got another thing coming

Protecting My Peace 💆🏿‍♂️

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@greggtmasterson

6 months

ATTN TWINS FANS ATTENDING THE SEASON OPENER: we are arranging a show of appreciation for the Newest Twin, Manny Margot.

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@greggtmasterson

8 months

We’re a righty thumper away from me being the most excited I’ve been about a Twins lineup since spring training 2020

Evan

@HoveyEvan

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Willi Castro DH sighting, bang

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4 months

Have some pride in your work, bluecheck

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@greggtmasterson

1 year

Holy shit man I cannot deal with all the bitching and moaning woe is me Minnesota sports fans talking about “I have been betrayed too many times I have been hurt I have developed learned helplessness” please beg of you act like an adult or go to therapy and stop watching sports

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@greggtmasterson

8 months

Tomorrow Carlos Correa is going to roll into spring training tomorrow and unleash the corniest, most buzzword-laden speech about loving each other and working hard. I’m so ready

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@greggtmasterson

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Jack

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@greggtmasterson Carlos Santana Hoskins war picture

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5 months

Is this a Pitching Pipeline?

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@greggtmasterson

8 months

I hope Twins fans appreciate the ever-presence of Rodney and Tony. Wherever the Twins are, the best buddy ambassadors are there. It, once again, isn’t a requirement.

DanHayesMLB

@DanHayesMLB

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Buncha stiffs. #MNTwins

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I mean look at the cinematography. A full story with 3 acts, twists, and turns

Greggory

@greggtmasterson

1 month

Absolute cinema on the Bally feed for that catch. Holy cow.

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Am I hearing a GAUS-MAN chant on the broadcast

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Random Twins you forgot about: Emilio Pagán

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twins won guardians lost

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@greggtmasterson

1 year

Love the Jenkins pick. If there’s one thing this org lacks, it’s left handed corner outfielders

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@greggtmasterson

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#MNTwins plate appearances you forgot about: rookie Luis Arraez came into the game as a pinch hitter down 0-2 against Edwin Diaz and worked a walk

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Do-Hyoung Park

@dohyoungpark

7 months

Rocco, on Manuel Margot's arrival in camp today: "I’ve never seen someone make the Phoenix to Fort Myers trip that quick." Buxton said Margot showed up and asked if they needed him to play today: "That’s something you don’t see very often, and just shows you the person he is."

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I’m writing right now, but I want to get a point across here now. After you’ve processed that the end of the best part of the year is over, don’t skip straight to next year. Acknowledge what this season was. No expectations. Snapping the streak. It was fun. We loved it.

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9 months

RIP Timberwolves Brazil he would have loved this ad

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@greggtmasterson

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It’s annoying how much this line upsets Cleveland fans, right? Like I’m not crazy?

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@greggtmasterson

5 months

What the hell!!!!!

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@greggtmasterson

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It’s so funny to say about a team that wasn’t elite last year, didn’t spend, never led the division, is still in line for a playoff spot, and will almost assuredly have a winning record that their season is an unmitigated disaster and be 100% right.

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@greggtmasterson

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@notgaetti This just in: people who get a lot of hits and have a lot of power drive baserunners in

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@greggtmasterson

1 year

Dallas Keuchel: 1) is a 5th starter at best 2) pitched worse than his ERA at AAA 3) isn’t better than any Twins SP 4) won’t come out of the pen 5) didn’t have enough interest to opt out 2 weeks ago 6) was not traded for yesterday 7) cost nothing to sign 8) requires a 40 man spot

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@greggtmasterson

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Cole Irvin YOU are throwing multiple innings tomorrow

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@greggtmasterson

1 year

7 pitches for Durán after 4 days off? That’s a tune-up he’s more than ready to go Tuesday

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@greggtmasterson

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Christian Vázquez rounding first today

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@greggtmasterson

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Christian Vazquez haters get in line to apologize right now

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1 year

@ben0564 @FoolishBB whose gabby

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@greggtmasterson

1 year

You can disagree with the hook, but if you can’t tell the difference between what Rocco did tonight and what Schneider did last week, you’re a hack

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@greggtmasterson

1 year

The lineup as your #MNTwins try to get back on track against the #RedSocks 🧦: SS Orlando Cabrera 2B Bret Boone C Phil Nevin DH Ruben Sierra CF Ruettiger RF Rondell White 3B Tony Batista LF Craig Monroe 1B Jose Offerman P Kenny Rogers

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No way

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When you get caught trying to sneak in after spring training had already started

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So now it’s off limits to talk about the 1940s but when Cleveland fans wanna talk about World Series wins it’s okay???

Vikings Insider

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Twins win Yankees win Royals winning The war is nearing the end 🤫👀🌊

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Bobby Nightengale

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Brady Singer was scratched with an illness. Royals starting lefty Daniel Lynch.

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I love how Matt Wallner at 14 was tweeting about the Twins exactly how you would expect a 14 year old in Forest Lake would—parroting the adults around him

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@SweetLouMN Pinky was over rated I use to watch him at the old ball yard where you could get 3 peaches for a nickel

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You know you’ve hit a low when 643 Royals is cooking the fanbase

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@greggtmasterson

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The Guardians have not won the AL Central yet because their wins can be vacated for wind tunnel manipulation. If you’re currently in line for the AL Central title DO NOT LEAVE THE LINE