Nick Stellini @StelliniTweets Twitter profile

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@StelliniTweets

3 years

This looks like an ad for an SAT prep course

New York Jets

@nyjets

3 years

Let the fun begin.

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Walz implemented a 4-4 defense and took a team that went 0-27 to a state championship three years later Dude unequivocally knows ball

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@weakinstrument I unironically think he should go on a podcast tour during football season just talking ball.

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They combined the titles that’s crazy

Deadline

@DEADLINE

7 months

EXCLUSIVE: In a competitive situation, Peacock has handed a straight-to-series order to romantic dramedy ‘The Miniature Wife,’ starring and executive produced by Elizabeth Banks and Matthew Macfadyen, from Michael Ellenberg’s Media Res

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Nobody wants to actually solve the problems that make people poor and sick. They want to go back to pretending that those problems don't exist.

Eli Valley

@elivalley

4 years

"Back to Brunch" discourse growing

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4 years

Congrats to 7-Eleven

Dallas Stars

@DallasStars

4 years

YOUR WESTERN CONFERENCE CHAMPIONS!

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@StelliniTweets

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The Mets’ ability to power themselves by introducing a new gimmick every month needs to be studied in a lab

Anthony DiComo

@AnthonyDiComo

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This is the playoff pumpkin. Pete Alonso picked it himself this week at a Wisconsin pumpkin patch. It's now another good-luck charm for the Mets.

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@StelliniTweets

3 years

Uhhhhhhhhhh

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Kristi Yamaguccimane

@TheWapplehouse

9 months

Ok then, what’s one of the best. This is still one of my faves.

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30 days

Third roommate incoming

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@WatcherGuru

1 month

JUST IN: Sean 'Diddy' Combs moved to same Brooklyn jail unit as Sam Bankman-Fried.

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5 years

Dude looks like the protagonist of an early-2000s Disney Channel movie

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@chargers

5 years

GOT OUR GUY ‼️

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3 years

@dscc All of these “Someone should do something!” tweets from the folks with control of the White House and Congress are seriously insulting

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@StelliniTweets

4 years

Our country’s response to covid in a single image

Pat Kiernan

@patkiernan

4 years

Mask distribution attempt on Staten Island. The borough is firmly the #NYC coronavirus hotspot with a positive test rate of 4.8 percent.

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2 years

I’m crying, man

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Dodgers stunned to discover that queer people don't like it when you let Marco Rubio dictate who gets to show up to pride night

NYT Sports

@NYTSports

1 year

The Dodgers, caught off guard by the blowback to their decision to rescind a Pride Night invitation to the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, are internally discussing potential compromise solutions, according to a team official. Via @ScottMillerBbl

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Jason Heyward with the flamethrower on his Instagram page

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@kenklippenstein Looking into it

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The players are paying the owners’ employees

MLBPA Communications

@MLBPA_News

3 years

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Players launching $1 million fund for workers affected by MLB owners’ lockout @mlbpa | @AFLCIO

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2 years

There’s a straight line from Biden humiliating Anita Hill in front of the entire world to this exact moment

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@kylegriffin1

2 years

Clarence Thomas writes, in a concurring opinion, that the Supreme Court should reconsider Griswold, Lawrence, and Obergefell — the rulings that now protect contraception, same-sex relationships, and same-sex marriage.

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big e

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1 year

my fav thing about Bryce Harper is he basically has the aesthetic of an American baseball player in a sports anime

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2 years

Phillies fans doing their homework so that they can accurately heckle the opposition is incredible

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2 years

The Philly fans are good at yelling "Cheater!" at Altuve, Bregman and Gurriel, who were there in 2017, and just booing the hell out of the rest of the Astros lineup.

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@KrangTNelson Genuinely dumbfounded that Big Don managed to have the best-fitting suit jacket in a group photo

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3 years

@mustachetoilet @atNickVega @CNBCMakeIt Ah good ol’ sample selection

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3 years

To recap, La Russa said that Mercedes is clueless and doesn't play like a major leaguer, walked Luis Arraez to pitch to Josh Donaldson with the game on the line, and then opened his postgame by saying that he was okay with Mercedes being thrown at. Clown shit.

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@StelliniTweets

1 year

He really said

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@atrupar

1 year

Trump notes his crowd is more enthused about bigotry than they are for tax cuts: "It's amazing how strongly people feel about that. I talk about cutting taxes, people go like that, I talk about transgender everybody goes crazy. Five years ago you didn't know what the hell it was"

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Pujols should've gotten Brad Lidge to pitch to him

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@Raiders

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You're telling me Alex Cora won a World Series in Houston by flagrantly cheating, went to Boston and won another ring, but *didn't* take part in the cheating that time? Gotcha.

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2 years

knife-wielding hemophiliac

@NickTagliaferro

2 years

what’s your favorite *reply* of all time on this website? only rule: it must be a reply from one user to another user’s tweet. it cannot be a reply to one’s own tweet.

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- MLB TV still has blackouts - More games locked behind other streaming services - Tickets are too expensive and even if you do go, there's a fair chance your team is an embarrassing tanking travesty Why don't more young people like baseball???

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2 years

"No, I will not take the L" is the single funniest thing anyone has ever posted on this site

Matt Taibbi

@mtaibbi

2 years

No, I will not take the L. A misplaced acronym and a wrong date don’t invalidate the months of important work nearly a dozen journalists, including @ShellenbergerMD , @bariweiss and myself, put in so that the public could see the breadth of a state censorship program. (1/2)

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Dodgers fans acting like a blown check swing call in July is the same as a blown call with the season on the line

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@EmpireStateBldg @Eagles

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Oh man

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cackling

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What stage of PR crisis management is it when literally LeBron James is trashing the commissioner on Twitter

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@SwordAndScale

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JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 10th [Runner on second] [Five more players test positive] BUCK: yes [Everyone coughing] BUCK: oh god yes

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4 years

I barely ever get thrown for a loop by Trump anymore. This, reader, made me stop and stare for a minute.

Aaron Rupar

@atrupar

4 years

"In Maine, Obama took away 5,000 square miles of ocean. Can you believe it? I gave it back to the people of Maine." -- Trump, making stuff up

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GEORGE: They think I'm the Lisan al Gaib, Jerry. ELAINE: The what? JERRY: They think you're the Lisan al Gaib? GEORGE: They want to me to drink the water of life! KRAMER: Well you know you gotta do that. He'll know the ways of the desert.

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4 months

bring on the headless horses 👻

@inthefade

4 months

now that america is in its death throes, i want to know what you think was the greatest accomplishment this country has seen in 248 years

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@AssociatedPress @felipedana

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This is what, the fourth or fifth day that MLB has told reporters that they're feeling optimistic, introduced a substantial new component that the players are unsure of, and then ran to the press to say that the players are ruining everything by not taking the deal

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@CamronSanto I’ve watched this at least ten times and I’m still laughing

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The owners of the Cubs helped bankroll the Trump campaign

Chicago Cubs

@Cubs

4 years

A statement from the Chicago Cubs.

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Failing to make the final and then getting eviscerated by Carl Lewis online feels like the worst possible outcome for the relay team, short of quite literally falling on their faces

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@JonahDispatch @patriottakes

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@KalhanR Retail/food service workers should be allowed to dump buckets of water on these people without fear of repercussions

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4 years

Somehow missed this masterclass in passive voice from yesterday

The Washington Post

@washingtonpost

4 years

Bullet that killed Louisville restaurant owner came from National Guard, officials say

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KENNY: I really don't understand the Rockies' plan here. Where's the talent development? Why are they still running out these old busted veterans? CHARLES: It's all that thin air in Denver making them lightheaded. No oxygen in their brains. SHAQ [giggling]: What else Chuck?

one dozen bats at a keyboard

@PanasonicDX4500

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Just let the Inside the NBA team cover whatever sport TNT signs a deal with to replace basketball. Let Chuck and Shaq argue over baseball or women’s hockey or whatever, I’ll still watch.

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Ohtani said

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Walz passes the crucial test of not being one of those Twins fans who psychotically hate Joe Mauer

Governor Tim Walz

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Congratulations to Hall of Famer Joe Mauer! So proud to have another Minnesotan in Cooperstown.

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@mollymcnearney People of color are not a punishment to wish on racists. Please stop.

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Lindor’s visible grimace at being called Frankie

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I’ll give Dean Browning credit. That’s a hell of a way to destroy your career.

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Mets broadcast just said that Francisco Lindor thought that the people who started calling him "Frankie" in Cleveland were being lazy. Good for him. That always bothered me.

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@JHWeissmann Which marginalized group do you propose we throw to the dogs, then?

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@oneunderscore__

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You are not entitled to an autograph and players are entitled to people not knowing their home addresses good lord

Chris Dixon

@cdixon25

5 years

Imagine being ungrateful for your fans. There are better ways to go about this, @maxmuncy9 . This ain’t it.

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God damn the Blue Jays are stacked

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@amazonnews

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mfw the Yankees accidentally trade for Joey Callo

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@vodkasnowflake CHUCK: Unburned by… what has… unburdened by before… SHAQ: I know you’re unburdened by rings, Chuck

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@electrolemon

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Try to imagine what coverage would look like if this happened in another country. Imagine how the media would react to a paramilitary force taking down a nation’s flag and replacing it with their own symbol in the midst of an uprising.

✌Nostradonuts✌

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The Cincinnati police pulled down the American flag at the justice center and replaced it with the thin blue line. Infuriating. Picture from a friend.

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@emmaogreen oh wow another profile of the same boring reactionaries

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@EricNewcomer As someone who both works in media and pays for news, this petulant hissy fit of yours is embarrassing

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The A’s operating procedure of holding Oakland hostage by making fans as miserable as possible until taxpayers build them a new stadium is craven bullshit and with any luck this Las Vegas venture will blow up in their faces

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There are few cities that get as hyped for a good team as Toronto does for the Jays

Talkin’ Baseball

@TalkinBaseball_

3 years

mic'd up umps have no business being this electric

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Jake is a card-carrying member of the BBWAA who writes for an outlet that’s one of the league’s most prominent broadcasting partners. Go away.

Awful Announcing

@awfulannouncing

1 year

"And then some jackoff comes in at the end of the season that gets a credential, God only knows why. And the clubhouse is a sacred space." Alanna Rizzo went off on Jake Mintz's clubhouse reporting on MLBN's "High Heat" Thursday.

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And the graphics team got his name wrong

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@Cut4

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4 surgeries and 3.5 years later. Brent Honeywell finally makes his MLB debut.

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@oneunderscore__ Sometimes I think about how dozens of our friends and coworkers all lost their jobs because Facebook lied about video viewership And then I think about them, you know, enabling genocide

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If people don't like riots then the cops should simply not commit murder

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@AdamSchefter

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@drmistercody @Chinchillazllla Wait I thought the narrative was that it’s a woke girlboss movie

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Fausto Carmona

NBC Sports

@NBCSports

3 years

Name an athlete from any sport without naming that athlete.

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Well this is interesting - Mets hitting coach Eric Chavez says players have told him they suspect MLB is supplying balls that fly further for nationally televised games

Mets ponder why hard-hit balls are not flying as far

Have baseballs been unjuiced? Slugging percentages are down, with balls that look to be homers being caught.

www.newsday.com

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I am tired of these people. Their John Mulaney discourse.

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Why does Mr. Met look like he's about to start cracking skulls at a peaceful protest

MLB Life

@MLBLife

1 year

Chris Hemsworth pulled up to the @Mets game and snagged a pic with Mr. Met himself ⚾

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@RepClayHiggins Sir what qualifies the sky as woke

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The San Francisco Giants have cancelled their press conference with Kevin McCarthy

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Put him on GameDay when the Gophers are on

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Luis Gil is arguably one of the five best pitchers in the organization and the Yankees are sequestering him at Scranton because they have to roster Andrew Heaney

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The Prime Minister of Australia is demanding to know why an Australian news team was assaulted by a cop during the attack in front of the White House earlier tonight

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2 years

At what point does this sort of stuff cross into Creating News rather than Covering News

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I’m covering the Marjorie Taylor Greene protest for @thedailybeast . So far reporters seem to outnumber protestors 5-1

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@ChrisPalmerNBA Chris do you really think that those people would be alive to post the video if they were that close to a nuclear explosion

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I tweet about this a few times every year but I *hate* that there's multiple parks where a home run can be decided by hitting a part of a wall that's above an arbitrary yellow line rather than going *over* the wall. Build your ballparks so that home runs are home runs!

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Nothing but Net 😤 #GoHalos

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Jacob deGrom hasn't murdered a teammate or manager yet and he deserves the MVP for that alone

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Liberals cannot stop tripping over themselves to show their undying love for someone who voted against equal protections for LGBTQ people and the John Lewis Act

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If our Democracy survives, we can thank Liz Cheney. A true Profile in Courage.

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@JeffPassan @DavidWohl

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A Presidential campaign that results in a single delegate and nationally televised embarrassment: $500 million Saving poor people from a deadly pandemic: $40 million Mike Bloomberg is worth $50.9 billion.

Eyewitness News

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Former Mayor Michael Bloomberg says he's committing $40 million to fight coronavirus in middle and low-income countries.

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@oneunderscore__ ah memories

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Journalists have a choice to make. You can continue to do both-sides soulless coverage, or you can call a spade a spade and state the facts of what is happening. He's going to attack the American people with the military. Call it fascism. Call it what it is.

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STEPHEN A: Xenahort has a plan in place. And it revolves around you, Sora. You are, by far, the WORST keyblade master I have ever seen. You stand no chance against the Heartless. You will fail. Badly. Just like the Dallas Cowboys in the playoffs. GOOFY: Gawrsh

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do they know about Stephen A. Smith in Japan? as a Disney employee he can and should be in Kingdom Hearts 4

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@ThePerezHilton Wow I wonder who contributed to this nightmare

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@mosseri Nobody's posting in the feed because you're diluting it with adds and suggested content from accounts we don't even follow. Posts in the feed get lost because of the algorithmic decisions you've made. You're actively discouraging people from posting there.

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@KeithOlbermann @MeetThePress