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Evan

10 days

All hate of Gimenez, the Naylors, Ramirez, Clase, etc is OFF. All of my guardians hate is directed towards Will Brennan specifically

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11 months

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2 months

@Jram2TBJ not even just bases loaded, bases loaded nobody out lmao, that's crazy

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@HoveyEvan

1 year

Jose Miranda in the "ground out softly to Third" derby

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@HoveyEvan

2 months

@cdlenthusiast @Conner_DKC @swais_m Metal bats and Brooks Lee still can't hit the ball hard 💔

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@HoveyEvan

1 year

That game was quite literally the definition of this bro

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@HoveyEvan

3 months

Europeans fucking HATE Romani people, good lord dude. The likes, the replies, the quote tweets

👁️ 👃👁️

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Day in the life of a Gypsy

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@HoveyEvan

5 months

The pro-Cleveland MLB agenda is real and has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with Austin Hedges framing or that it's Laz Diaz. Obviously

Umpire Scorecards

@UmpScorecards

5 months

Umpire: Laz Diaz Final: Athletics 3, Guardians 6 #Athletics // #ForTheLand #OAKvsCLE // #CLEvsOAK More stats for this game 👇

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Evan

@HoveyEvan

2 years

@KryzivenTake2 feel like Woodrow Wilson, Andrew Johnson, and Buchanan could also fit into worst all-time but hard time deciding

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@HoveyEvan

2 months

@cdlenthusiast @Conner_DKC @swais_m Both true

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Evan

@HoveyEvan

1 year

@TalkinBaseball_ I can't even be mad, if we were losing any game this series it was gonna be this one. He cooked

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@HoveyEvan

1 year

Ban Canadians not named Edouard Julien and Justin Morneau from Target Field immediately

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1 year

HOW IS THIS REAL????

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@HoveyEvan

2 years

@MrDoubleU12 @TalkinBaseball_ @JesseRogersESPN The value is not having to watch a pitcher like Karinchak bounce the ball in his glove for like a minute between each pitch.

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@HoveyEvan

1 year

@alwaysthejake Twins and Guardians hitters when facing a LHP with a 6 ERA

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Evan

@HoveyEvan

1 year

@Twins Emilio Pagan is bad but also should have extended the lead, lot of blown opportunities on that side of things (ump trolled AK)

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@HoveyEvan

1 year

Twins and Guardians fans arguing over prospects and whose future is gonna be better

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Evan

@HoveyEvan

8 months

Feel a lil bad for Provus, man promised no more black outs and the business side of the Twins made a "liar" out of him

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Evan

@HoveyEvan

1 year

@fuzzyfromyt Except if you are named Joey Gallo sadly

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@HoveyEvan

1 year

@AndThatsBB @YankeeWRLD Miguel Sano in that situation:

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Evan

@HoveyEvan

1 year

Today may be the most "scheduled loss" of all time: 1. Starting Keuchel 2. Game is on FOX 3. We're facing a good LHP Now, they've been able to overcome 1 and 3 lately but 2 may be too much for them

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@HoveyEvan

3 months

@bichette_mvp @FestaFanatic It's close but Willi DOES edge him out on fWAR with 2.9 vs. Altuve's 2.6, if you care about that. He was better offensively even for a moment though I see Altuve got hot again over the last week or 2 to put himself back over the top on that

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Evan

@HoveyEvan

5 months

Guardians fans were complaining about this?

Evan

@HoveyEvan

5 months

2024 Carlos Carrasco is better than Louie Varland and Paddack 💔😔

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@HoveyEvan

3 months

all those calls for Logan Allen and he still got that ERA at 5.23

BrooksGate

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3 months

pitchers helped or hurt the most by missed ball/strike calls

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@HoveyEvan

1 year

Checked in on Jose Miranda's AAA stats. The last 7 days 😭

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@HoveyEvan

3 months

@cosmic_oro @jtimsuggs Cortosis metal isn't new...? It's literally been around forever in Legends content with the ability to do exactly this to lightsabers...

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Evan

@HoveyEvan

2 years

@Barry99999999 @MLB @Dodgers @Padres @CleGuardians @Phillies @Yankees @Braves @Mariners @astros The Mariners did since they are good enough to be a playoff team, believe it or not, the Astros just happen to be very good themselves.

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@HoveyEvan

2 months

One is Manuel Margot and the other is Lane Thomas

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@HoveyEvan

8 months

Willi Castro DH sighting, bang

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@HoveyEvan

3 months

@FranmilsEyebrow We're not all in denial on the stats I promise (the commenter isn't me just a person replying to that article)

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Evan

@HoveyEvan

1 year

Just hit me that Joe Ryan is gonna have his last regular season start at Coors, oh no

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@HoveyEvan

1 year

@fuzzyfromyt

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@HoveyEvan

1 year

@Twins it's always just that 1 inning that gets him, everytime

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@HoveyEvan

1 year

@fuzzyfromyt True, I mean, they found a way to transform Zack Littell into a legit solid starting pitcher lmao

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@HoveyEvan

3 months

How is Jorge Polanco still hitting so poorly for the Mariners, like I get he's aging and all that but he shouldn't have fallen THAT hard already.

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Evan

@HoveyEvan

3 months

it's so insanely casual

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Evan

@HoveyEvan

6 months

Varland's problem might actually be throwing too many strikes. Like cmon, 0-2 and you give him something to hit?

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Evan

@HoveyEvan

1 year

@FranmilsEyebrow Carlos Correa and Byron Buxton have provided less value than Willi Castro and yet are 3.5 games ahead of the Guardians. Cleveland should be embarrassed

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Evan

@HoveyEvan

4 months

I'm gonna die if "Brennan" is the guy that walks us off

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@HoveyEvan

4 months

LMAO

Evan

@HoveyEvan

4 months

@JacobsFieldRBW the xBA victory for the Twins is still in sight #bang

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@HoveyEvan

1 year

Will a Twins hard hit groundball ever find its way out of the infield again? I'm not sure

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Evan

@HoveyEvan

2 months

Wow, no one has it worse than non-Guardian AL Central fans

MLB Deserve-To-Win-O-Meter

@mlb_simulator

2 months

Cumulative luck broken out by division (AL)

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@HoveyEvan

6 months

just max productions (Hou Chronicle contributor)

@jmproductionsyt

6 months

@bhaparker Twins Twitter has exactly 5 clips "Wow that's awesome man, I didn't know that thanks for sharing that with me" Lewis 2 HR game Lewis off Urquidy that week grounder to end Game 1 vs Toronto Pablo in Game 2

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@HoveyEvan

3 months

this would either be the worst playoff situation in existence or the best depending on us winning or losing. It'd be ELECTRIC if we managed to get to the ALCS this way, finally beating the Yankees and then beating the Guardians? That'd be a dream

MLB

@MLB

3 months

As we reach the halfway point of the season, here is how the postseason picture currently shakes out. Which team has been the biggest surprise this year?

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@HoveyEvan

1 month

LMAO, a random cubs friend of mine who isn't on twitter much nor is someone I talk to about twitter stuff randomly sent me the image

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@HoveyEvan

1 year

@alwaysthejake Amed Rosario GIDPs will still be there

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@HoveyEvan

1 year

@StraitOuttaMinn the timing of this is absolutely hilarious

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@HoveyEvan

1 year

@BlakeBillingsl4 @CodifyBaseball It's always been random ???

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Evan

@HoveyEvan

3 months

Nothing bad has ever happened to the Cleveland Guardians organizations and it's fans 💔😔

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@HoveyEvan

1 year

@MiamiHeatIn5MF @bb_referee @Brandon_Warne @Arraez_21 tagging the player is loser shit dude, absolutely love Arraez and I do miss him. However, he is in fact a high average contact hitter that mostly hits singles and has spotty defense, also doesn't steal bases. He is awesome at what he does, but he is very limited otherwise sadly.

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@HoveyEvan

1 year

@CodifyBaseball That's kinda crazy, have there just been even more blowouts early on in the season than previously?

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Evan

@HoveyEvan

2 months

Falvey really should have traded Kyle Farmer in the off-season if they were going to be THIS stingy

MLB Deadline News

@MLBDeadlineNews

2 months

The #MNTwins are “hamstrung in their pursuit of trade acquisitions unless they’re able to dump a contract,” per @BNightengale MIN already cut payroll last offseason by ~$35M.

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Evan

@HoveyEvan

1 year

I was curious about something after this Yankees loss to the White Sux and lmfaooo

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@HoveyEvan

1 year

His OPS has finally climbed above .700 💔💔

Always the Jake

@JacobsFieldRBW

1 year

Don’t be fooled by his five tools, he is definitely the worst player in the history of the sport.

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@HoveyEvan

3 months

I'm not completely innocent of it, but it's funny at this point how easily it is for Guardians and Twins fans to start spouting toxicity at each other

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@HoveyEvan

1 year

@DanHayesMLB That is the most Kepler moment ever

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@HoveyEvan

1 month

I love arbitrary timespans, baaaang

MLB

@MLB

1 month

The @Twins have won 11 of their last 16 games.

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Evan

@HoveyEvan

3 months

There's no chance that Correa is ACTUALLY gonna be in the lineup tomorrow, right? Like that'd be insane

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@HoveyEvan

1 year

Julien's not been driving the ball all that well lately, not too many XBH's but good lord he is still getting on base at an insane rate lmfao

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@HoveyEvan

1 year

Kinda wild to see some people even bothering to blame Rocco for this one. Duran going 2 innings wasn't going to happen, and Ryan was pulled like he was because he literally just came back from the IL? Jax just has to do his job, that's it.

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@HoveyEvan

1 year

I think these are my two major concerns for next season: 1. How do we replace Gray's production/How reliable will Ryan and Paddack be 2. What do we do if we get a bunch of sophomore slumps from the important rookies

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@HoveyEvan

1 year

@Jram2TBJ Buxton by month (from like 2 days ago so I think July got slightly worse even)

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@HoveyEvan

1 year

@Kontrolluhhh @Twins 🤫They were all very well-hit singles 🙂

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@HoveyEvan

1 year

@UmpScorecards This series had some of the worst umps

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1 year

@PrimeKelenic Manfred would cry if that happened lmao

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@HoveyEvan

8 months

(he's not at fault whatsoever here, hence the quotes around liar)

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@HoveyEvan

5 months

What a heater Willi's on man lmao, he's all the way up to a .789 OPS which is insane considering where he was at before this streak

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@HoveyEvan

1 year

just in time for the Twins... (we will also score barely any runs)

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@IISwitchII

1 year

Mariners offense in last 5 games @ HOU: 2 runs @ HOU: 3 runs vs DET: 4 runs vs DET: 0 runs vs DET 2 runs The offense is back to being utterly pathetic, any hope I had is definitely gone.

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@HoveyEvan

1 year

@YankeeWRLD He had a 1 ERA linsanity run in AAA and with Joe Ryan being injured for a bit, Falvey decided to give Keuchel a chance. This will probably not go well but would be very funny if it does somehow.

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Evan

@HoveyEvan

3 months

The worst people you'll ever meet have found this, what an app this is

Evan

@HoveyEvan

3 months

Europeans fucking HATE Romani people, good lord dude. The likes, the replies, the quote tweets

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@HoveyEvan

1 year

@TFTwins

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@PredsKc @MLB @Twins

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@HoveyEvan

4 months

@soxaddict34 @icecream10987 @TalkinBaseball_ One was 106 off the bat and another was 110, problem was they were all grounders

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@HoveyEvan

1 year

@MyPhilliesHat @YankeeWRLD @real_goody the A's offense has actually been playing almost league average with some strong performances from a few of their hitters but their pitching has been historic levels of bad hence their record

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@HoveyEvan

9 months

Dallas Keuchel pitching a perfect game into the 7th against the Pirates. (It's actually the Blue Jays playoff series but this one was too hilarious to watch)

Twins Central

@TwinsCentral1

9 months

What was your favorite #MNTwins moment of 2023?

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@HoveyEvan

1 year

@alwaysthejake @Twins @summitbeer

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@HoveyEvan

6 months

@JacobsFieldRBW Good bait

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@HoveyEvan

2 months

who let this guy get a banger

x--nick xANTIVALAIKA

@cdlenthusiast

2 months

i totally believe that nothing illegal is going on at kauffman stadium

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@HoveyEvan

1 year

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@HoveyEvan

1 year

@YankeeWRLD Broke the playoff curse, might as well try to break the curse of that dumb chant as well. Certainly testing the kindness of the baseball gods here though

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Evan

@HoveyEvan

11 months

@NaeNaeTakes second half 2023 Kepler

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@HoveyEvan

1 year

Foolish Bailey knew ball

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@HoveyEvan

1 year

Folks I may have done a bit of accidental misinformation. I failed to realize that the milb site's "last 7 games" bit is the exact same as his mlb one.

Erik Peterson

@ErikPet72485058

1 year

@HoveyEvan These are his last 7 days MLB not AAA. AAA he has a .876 last 7 days

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@HoveyEvan

11 months

Thinking about what the team will look like if all of the rookies get hit by Sophomore slumps 💔

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@HoveyEvan

23 days

Royals losing their wild card spot to the Tigers would be kinda funny

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@HoveyEvan

10 months

@Jram2TBJ The 1st revealed Mauer vote is from a gross ballot like this 💔

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@HoveyEvan

8 months

I was annoyed at the Chiefs win for a second just cus I'm a dynasty hater but seeing some of the renewed seething over Taylor swift, I love it.

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@HoveyEvan

9 days

alright, I care about making the playoffs again, only to slightly annoy this guy

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@HoveyEvan

11 months

@CardinalsReek His ERA would have easily been so much better as well if he didn't have a particular start against the Yankees where he went 3.0 IP giving up 10 ER. It was one of his first couple starts coming back from TJ and his velo nor his command were back yet.

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Evan

@HoveyEvan

2 months

Emmanuel Clase vs. Garrett Stubbs

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@HoveyEvan

2 years

@Nashwalker9 I believe in Royce Lewis, his titanium-reinforced knee shall guide us to the promised land.

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@HoveyEvan

1 year

This is the pitcher we're facing today btw, he says no to walks well and that's about it

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@HoveyEvan

3 months

What's with this derangement syndrome that Astros fans have with Correa

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Evan

@HoveyEvan

1 year

It's time

Scott Coleman

@scottcoleman55

1 year

Which player with a 31% strikeout rate and .733 OPS gets to be on The Show's cover next season?

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@HoveyEvan

5 months

Are the day game trolling Twins back?

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Evan

@HoveyEvan

1 year

Twins say "fuck you" to the "scheduled loss" today

Evan

@HoveyEvan

1 year

Today may be the most "scheduled loss" of all time: 1. Starting Keuchel 2. Game is on FOX 3. We're facing a good LHP Now, they've been able to overcome 1 and 3 lately but 2 may be too much for them

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@HoveyEvan

1 year

@GrantMN3 I don't think the doctors were concerned with him sucking wtf is he on about. If his foot was really bothering him that bad, his defense would be sucking too (it isn't)

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@HoveyEvan

1 month

wait, the Guardians xBA is WHAT with HOW many hits?

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@HoveyEvan

1 year

Andres Gimenez now has an OPS lower than Michael A. Taylor

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@HoveyEvan

4 months

just because of that 9th inning, I'm placing the Royals above the Guardians on the "terrorist" list, at least most of their soft hits land in outfield grass, get outta here with those infield dribblers

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@HoveyEvan

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@JacobsFieldRBW

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