GOLDCORPPMC @goldcorppm Twitter profile

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GOLDCORPPMC

1 year

We’ve given up on trying to keep track of the mentions. This message serves as a ❤️ on all your responses, or a “shut up nerd” if you’re a fucking dumbass.

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GOLDCORPPMC

@goldcorppm

10 months

You rang?

Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️

@FracSlap

10 months

Venezuela military vs. Exxon private contractors Who you got?

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@goldcorppm

2 months

You know whose futures aren’t down? GOLDCORP

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@goldcorppm

1 year

Lmao. Never leaving this app

CaribouMan🌲🏴‍☠️

@caribou556

1 year

Ayo @goldcorppm lmao

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@goldcorppm

1 year

We cannot confirm or deny any involvement. So stop fucking asking asking. Side note,we’re gonna be having a sweet ass party at our new casa in Ecuador this weekend. No fatties.

ALX 🇺🇸

@alx

1 year

BREAKING: Ecuadorian Presidential candidate Fernando Villavicencio has been assassinated during a campaign rally.

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@goldcorppm

1 year

Lmao. Holy shit

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@goldcorppm

19 days

So anyhow the new pager production company we just bought is fucking boooming.

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@goldcorppm

1 year

We don’t comment on current or former operators, operations, bribes of senators, your mom or personnel. You may direct any other questions through

GOLDCORP

www.goldcorppmc.com

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@goldcorppm

2 months

We’re gonna need that back

Odelicious DaRoo

@RileyRooTwo

2 months

Interesting- Washed up in Turkey.

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@goldcorppm

1 year

Jim, go back to fellating donkeys. This whole journalism thing isn’t quite working out for you.

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@goldcorppm

1 year

We will not be taking any questions at this time about any new contracts with Russia.

BNO News

@BNONews

1 year

BREAKING: Business jet carrying 7 people crashes in Russia's Tver region, northwest of Moscow

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@goldcorppm

1 year

Listen you fucks. Deborah In HR is a honey pot and she’s allergic to peanut butter so stop asking.

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@goldcorppm

11 months

Imma be real with a few of you, of you wanna play the antisentism game, I’m not your guy.

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@goldcorppm

1 year

LMAO, how long until he threatens to sue?

Feni𝕏 Ammunition

@FenixAmmunition

1 year

Hey @jimstewartson we wanted to make sure your message was received and duly considered by all of our customers. We wouldn't want our customers to be in the dark, especially the ones who don't use Twitter.

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@goldcorppm

10 months

Stop fucking wasting the SAMs trying to smoke Santa.

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@goldcorppm

1 year

Lol pussy.

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@goldcorppm

1 year

LMAO, we’ve gotten like 300 followers cause some idiot should be in an asylum. This account always blows me away. Space in 10.

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@goldcorppm

1 year

Y’all fucking retarded, and I love you for it.

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@goldcorppm

1 year

Please vet whom you send your hard earned $ too. There’s a ton of good GOLDCORP stuff being produced by great people. Unfortunately due to the anonymity of some of this side of twitter, that can and will lead to scams. Support the homies, but vet that shit.

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@goldcorppm

1 year

Umm, we have what now?!?!? Y’all keep this voodoo shit in the Louisiana office.

History-Actual

@T00ManyCommies

1 year

GM! As Spoopy season draws closer, be the thing that goes bump in the night! Halloween series patches on sale, and more hook and loop arrives today so I can start churning them out.

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@goldcorppm

1 year

And this time we’ll have NOD’s

Kathy🇺🇸#IStandWithUkraine🇺🇦#LockHimUp

@plumaria1

1 year

@jimstewartson Hey @goldcorppm this you? J6 investigations and arrests are not going away any time soon. It’s take however long it takes to round up every last one of you. How long do you think it will be before they are knocking at your door?

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@goldcorppm

11 months

Look I’m not saying there’s gonna be a drug test in the AM, but there’s gonna be a drug test in the AM.

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@goldcorppm

1 year

Damn these are getting good.

Psyware

@Psy_ware

1 year

If we’re not an actual group, why do we have advertisements?

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@goldcorppm

1 year

All available operators need to be to safe houses on the west coast of FL in the next 5 hours. 1/5 air assets int he area not looting will be available for extractions to safe houses. LZ’s will be posted on the sipper-net. Nagging wives and kids are to be left at home

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@goldcorppm

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Hey, Donald, give is a shout, we got you fam.

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@goldcorppm

1 year

Paychecks are frozen unless the dragging continues

Shadz

@Shadzey1

1 year

Goodmorning you absolute savages, it’s Monday. Reminder to always drag journalists because most of them deserve it by orders of magnitude. That is all.

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@goldcorppm

1 year

Free tip. Unless your mustache game is on par with Burt Reynolds it’s best not to post a photo of it here.

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@goldcorppm

1 year

Don’t any of you sons a bitches get any ideas

Elon Musk

@elonmusk

1 year

If you were unfairly treated by your employer due to posting or liking something on this platform, we will fund your legal bill. No limit. Please let us know.

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@goldcorppm

1 year

Because we have dirt on them.

De Niece

@JustDenise14

1 year

@jimstewartson Why isn't the Senate bringing in the top military brass to explain why have lost control of their soldiers? And how they are going to fix this?

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@goldcorppm

7 months

Ok, so its a normal Tuesday. Fuck them laws.

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@goldcorppm

1 year

Serious inquiries only. You flying a paper airplane in 5th grade does not count as “airframe experience” Ron.

Shadz

@Shadzey1

1 year

I’d like to introduce you to the newest addition to GoldCorp’s fleet, we were able to acquire this asset at an absolute steal, we will be taking applications for its stick jockey within the next few days; previous experience preferred.

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@goldcorppm

1 year

Everyone’s getting drug tested tomorrow AM

bishop Snowactual

@archbishopsnow

1 year

@goldcorppm Sir .. they found the main stash in your office

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@goldcorppm

1 year

We’ll roll but we got dibs on mineral rights.

Max Meyer

@mualphaxi

1 year

We’ve all thought about it. Some of us have studied it. But I have studied it more than anyone. The geography. The strategy. I know how to do it. HOW TO INVADE, OCCUPY, AND PARTITION CANADA My detailed plan:

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@goldcorppm

11 months

Whoever brought the midget strippers to the Thanksgiving party needs to come get them. The ATM machine has been out of $ since Friday, and they’ve found the armory. If anyone asks, midget tossing was Jeremy’s idea.

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@goldcorppm

3 months

This is the way of the righteous

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@goldcorppm

7 months

Fucker tried to pay us in Big Macs.

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@goldcorppm

7 months

@02OCT1835 @AllgeierAlex333 @DEmminence @WDRBNews @realDonaldTrump He loves us.

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@goldcorppm

5 months

Periodic reminder. If someone not named GOLDCORP asks you to stage a coup in a foreign country, RUN.

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@goldcorppm

1 year

Put the fucking turtles back, we need those for [redacted]. Stop taking company assets to your kids parties, insurance doesn’t cover this bullshit!!!!

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@goldcorppm

1 year

We did it!!! Congrats!!!!

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@goldcorppm

1 year

This has been moved to priority #1

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@SlapLordActual

1 year

I want fucking names. Now.

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@goldcorppm

3 months

And we have tanks. Per the attorneys. We can no longer use them for jousting stateside.

𝕊ℍℝ𝕆𝕆𝕄𝕊

@Shr00merz

3 months

For those of you who dont know. This is GoldCorp. We are GoldCorp and we are always watching.

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@goldcorppm

1 year

WTF!?!?!? Delete this shit.

Psyware

@Psy_ware

1 year

Gm GoldCorp! For public release. Those conspiracy theorists are at it again…

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@goldcorppm

10 months

With he company Christmas party tomorrow night, reminder, check your limits on the company CC. Any bond above $35k will be treated as a draw and deducted from your year end bonus. Company lawyers will be as drunk as you, both of you keep your fuckin mouths shut.

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@goldcorppm

1 year

WTF!?!? On second thought, I don’t wanna know why this has a cage code or is in the armory.

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@goldcorppm

1 year

Newest operator. If someone doesn’t gift this little dude a GC onesie were all PT’ing on Sat and Sun.

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@goldcorppm

2 months

Fuck it, we closed today.

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@goldcorppm

8 months

Hey Alex. We’d like to formerly introduce ourselves. We’re the world’s premier non fiat private military contractor. Please let us know how we can be at your service. Management.

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@reciprocity_1

8 months

@RealAlexJones @jimstewartson . @RealAlexJones You should checkout @goldcorppm !!!

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@goldcorppm

6 months

We said no such fucking thing. “Get Kron back, and steal all their fucking gold”. Was verbatim what you were told. Christ almighty. You’re lucky you’re dad is who he is.

Triggered Millennial.

@SlapLordActual

6 months

Uncle @Kronykal is MIA. Either dead or conducting some sort of counter offensive. Regardless I have been told by my boss @goldcorppm we are a go. Kron must come home the gold can stay. Shoot at your discretion.

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@goldcorppm

1 year

Your mom called, she demanded action

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@goldcorppm

1 year

Look it was funny the first 67 times, but y’all need to stop putting the genetically modified cobras in Larry’s office when he takes a nap. Go get something else from the lab. Can you idiots be any more predictable?

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@goldcorppm

1 year

LMAO!!!!!

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@goldcorppm

1 year

Remember crew served weapons are better designed to destroy hurricane. Stop wasting ammo with your personal weapons.

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@goldcorppm

1 year

The board will be making an unexpected tour after lunch. Please be sure and keep your main stash of our bonus from Columbia hidden, just leave enough out to give them a good rush. All strippers will be required in the corporate lunchroom as well.

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@goldcorppm

1 year

MOTHER OF GOD!!!!

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@goldcorppm

1 year

LMAO, well done.

🅰️ Ghost of my Former Self ⬛

@ColonialGhost76

1 year

@TheIOGuy Hope his “data gathering” went well…

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@goldcorppm

2 months

Welcome to the new member of the GOLDCORP family!!Q!

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2 months

Welcome to Earth, my little lady! #4 is here and healthy! Mama is doing great, as well. God is so good! @goldcorppm

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@goldcorppm

1 year

Hurricanes are psyops from china, treat them as an invasion force.

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@goldcorppm

1 year

👀 oh shit. They may be onto us.

Not the Bee

@Not_the_Bee

1 year

Police say the flying aliens attacking an indigenous village in Peru are illegal gold miners using jetpacks

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@goldcorppm

2 months

This is enough. Stop giving R&D psychedelics. We are not going to authorize camels for the maritime branch, not happening.

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@goldcorppm

11 months

Reminder anyone who passed the drug test on Tuesday has a bag drag at 0430

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@goldcorppm

2 months

Jesus Christ, we leave you kids alone while we go to the titty bar for lunch and all hell breaks loose. Can yall not contain yourselves for a fucking afternoon, without making me talk to legal?

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@goldcorppm

1 year

Skyking, skyking do not answer. Time 00:33, Authentication WTFYM the mustache is long . This completes message, Mainsail out.

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@goldcorppm

1 year

I don’t get paid enough for this bullshit….

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@goldcorppm

1 year

No rest days Even our marketing department doesn’t take days off.

Psyware

@Psy_ware

1 year

Support the cause, buy GoldCorp merch @Dianexis .

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@goldcorppm

1 year

Dude wants to call and talk shit. If anyone’s bored, holler at this bitch.

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@goldcorppm

6 months

Sometime in the coming future this acccount will have a subscription. ITS ONLY AS A JOKE. DO NOT SUBSCRIBE. It’s gonna be funny af cause it’s like $399 a month, you will get nothing in return if you do, and i will spend it on hoookers and blow.

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@goldcorppm

1 year

LMAO, hired.

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@goldcorppm

1 year

Which one of you fucks fell the honeypot!?!?!?!

CBS News

@CBSNews

1 year

The Colombian navy seized a semi-submersible loaded with 3.3 tons of cocaine on Tuesday, marking the 20th such interception of a so-called "narco sub" this year.

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@goldcorppm

3 months

Hey Warren, have your boys hit us up

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Warren Buffet is handing control over $100 billion to his three kids, one of whom is building a literal private anti-immigrant militia

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@goldcorppm

1 year

Hey @DennisPrager come see us, we just wanna talk.

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“If I’m masturbating to pictures of animated child pornography, I’m not doing something evil?” “That’s correct.”

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@goldcorppm

1 year

Thank you for noticing. We’ve been working really hard at it. It’s nice to be appreciated.

Protect Ukraine / ban all guns

@WeHateGuns11

1 year

@goldcorppm @IamR0galD0rn @jerrycurld @Dianexis @louisvillegun2 @Shadzey1 @TheIOGuy @SillyGirlPsyops youre the worst of them all!! larping violent extremists domestic terrorist group!!!!

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@goldcorppm

6 months

We will be posting the nudes of everyone one who fails land nav.

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@T00ManyCommies

6 months

If y'all gonna poast noods in a GC, just scroat up and post em in the TL. Take out the middleman.

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@goldcorppm

1 month

Periodic reminder you have to actually be issued orders to Mexico before you can write off that Latina.

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@goldcorppm

1 year

Lmfao. Holy shit balls this is amazing.

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@Psy_ware

1 year

Yo this story though… @Shadzey1 @FenixAmmunition @goldcorppm

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@goldcorppm

1 year

Bro, you can’t even see over the bar to order a drink. Maybe shut the fuck the fuck up.

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@JackPosobiec

1 year

Not as dumb as a guy who does 3 hour podcasts that can't break 300 views

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@goldcorppm

1 year

Once we hit 2k followers were gonna do a raffle. Like, follow, and retweet to enter. Prize: we wont bang your mom.

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@goldcorppm

1 year

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.

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@goldcorppm

1 year

Ummm, pardon? Those goobers are 1/2 paid feds and 1/2 unpaid UC’s. We’re hired by feds, and have way better Hawaiian shirts.

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@goldcorppm

1 year

Lmao. For what?

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@goldcorppm

2 months

I just got back from a meeting with the board, I dunno who banged that one senator and didn’t call him back, but you’re gonna fucking marry him. I’m not losing funding for Venezuela cause you’re a whore.

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@goldcorppm

1 year

Take your 12yo mustache and get back in your office/bathroom!!! No one authorized you to leave the sub leveled.

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@SlapLordActual

1 year

Public Announcement: As the newly appointed Director of Human Resources for @goldcorppm I have made immediate changes to GC 670-1. Everyone now must have a mustache. Unless you are female...that would be creepy.

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@goldcorppm

1 year

Some one needs to fix this shit asap. I need to print some dong targets, for reasons.

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@goldcorppm

1 year

All right who got drunk and is trying to over throw the Russian government? You fuckers really need to keep us in the loop when you pull this shit.

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@goldcorppm

11 months

Look whoever took the breeding pair of rino’s out for veterans day. Your not in trouble, but we need them back. You’ve had your fun, they were on lease..

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@goldcorppm

1 year

As we’re planning the next Christmas party What are your favorite shenanigans held at them? Minus the ones that involved attorneys.

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@goldcorppm

2 months

This mother fucker.

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@goldcorppm

3 months

He’s got our digits. Hit us up T$.

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@goldcorppm should start providing Trumps security services.

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@goldcorppm

1 year

If you vote white, we’re cancelling Christmas.

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@MF_Tactical

1 year

@Shadzey1 what color lettering?

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@goldcorppm

10 months

These keep getting better and better.

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@Shr00merz

10 months

Video 5 released. Showing Goldcorps finest helicopter pilots #GOLDCORP

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@goldcorppm

8 months

I dunno who the fuck thought tofu on Taco Tuesdays in the exec dining facility was a good idea, but i expect extreme hazing to happen before I finish sacrificing this goat. I go on vacation and y’all just fall apart.

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@goldcorppm

2 months

His best tweet. You know it, we know it, everyone knows it.

Oilfield Rando

@Oilfield_Rando

2 months

DADDY’S BACK, POAST FAV TRUMP TWEETS

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@goldcorppm

1 year

HOLY SHIT SNACKS!!!! Wen can order?

𝕃𝕆ℝ𝔻 𝔻𝕀𝔸ℕ𝔼𝕏𝕀𝕊 👑

@Dianexis

1 year

Quality as always 🔥💅

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@goldcorppm

1 year

We need to narrow down some perspective clients. What nation is next?

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@goldcorppm

1 year

Whoever keeps replacing the syrup in they soda machines with codeine cough syrup needs to fucking stop. We’re having a tough time explaining to insurance how half our fleet was wrecked in 1 fucking week.

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@goldcorppm

1 year

Look if you get fired after 5pm i was probably drunk and won’t remember by Monday.

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@goldcorppm

1 year

LMAO Eternally roasted on cowhide.

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@T00ManyCommies

1 year

I present, the Jim Patch. Somehow the laser or a thunderclap, or the fairy fucking godmother shifted the patch mid etch. Worst part, considering how the last 24 hours has gone, it's actually more fitting being skewed.

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@goldcorppm

1 year

Dude you’re legit insane. Please seek some help I will personally help in any way I can. We can do some merch not related to you in any way to help fund it. My DMs are open sir.

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@goldcorppm

1 year

Whoa, they gotta get vanned first.

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@SlapLordActual

1 year

Welcome to @goldcorppm

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