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A hopeful romantic's public diary of yearning and songs from the soul. Mostly tweet about crushes.

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@formanegas
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1 year
i know we're not alone silent rooms not too far from our own i know they feel just like us lost, alone, out of touch safe, but not from ourselves and we would never know as we learn to never show those emotions will never grow beyond sadness and sorrow
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@formanegas
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8 months
@bijibiji2023 Would having words on the pages give the relationship a chance?
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@formanegas
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1 year
please god, please
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@formanegas
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10 months
@thechosenberg Damn, I feel bro. I hate people who tightly couple traits with sexuality and gender.
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@formanegas
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11 months
@thechosenberg 1-on-1 lunch is a great way to test the waters or just inviting her to something outside of work. much better than confessing your love, but probably communicates the same thing. this is a story i want a follow-up on. i'm scared for him
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@formanegas
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11 months
We are so back 🥰
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@formanegas
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11 months
Jesus Christ 🥶… I’m not cut out for this. Can’t find my future wife fast enough 😩
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@formanegas
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8 months
@chinesegon I love Apple but I do wonder how they can keep growing from here. Feels sus buying AAPL at these prices.
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@formanegas
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9 months
Uh she updated her Hinge profile, so I guess I got too excited
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8 months
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@formanegas
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9 months
@thechosenberg I want to be this unplugged. As soon as I find my wife… we goin offline
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@formanegas
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1 year
@johntrified Everyone on hinge seems like an alcoholic
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@formanegas
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9 months
@BWay124 @crazyclipsonly How? He wasn’t upset and still asked her since she didn’t know it was directed at her initially. This is all-in-all a humorous W in the end
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@formanegas
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8 months
Dating an astro girlie but never asked for my birth time and it’s been weeks. Is this a good or bad sign?
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@formanegas
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11 months
Whoa @FeralPHunter is famous. I see a lot of tweets from my timeline on big IG accounts. Pretty cool. Also, true af tweet. Ladies… Leo ☀️, Gemini 🌘, Sagittarius 🌅
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@formanegas
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8 months
Can’t resist sharing my enthusiasm for the girl I’m always tweeting about. Deleting this later.
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@formanegas
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10 months
@zeta_globin You’re telling me I could’ve been 6’ 3” by choice?
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@formanegas
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9 months
@creatine_cycle Metal shows are so pure because no one is going there with the intent to get laid or impress others. Just a bunch of nerds there to head bang, mosh, or stand with their arms crossed in the back
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@formanegas
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9 months
@thechosenberg Strip clubs make me feel like I'm actively choosing to be a simp which gives me the biggest ick. I hate them.
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@formanegas
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8 months
Ayo I got my first rose on Hinge and it’s from an attractive girl? I don’t trust this at all
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@formanegas
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11 months
Approached a girl in public for the first time in months instead of on Hinge and yeah we are in a simulation because she’s a music teacher (I’m a SWE for a music company) and new to the city. I’m so attracted to her that I have zero reservations. What luck. Or destiny?
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@formanegas
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9 months
@thechosenberg I am by no means an incel but I get their plight. It’s rough out there.
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@formanegas
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8 months
@autistrophywife Needs Adderall and pickle ball and Chipotle
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@formanegas
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9 months
Going to cold approach, wish me luck
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@formanegas
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11 months
@thechosenberg people don't like to hear this, but this is why the normie PSL-drinking girls are actually good and must be protected
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@formanegas
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1 year
@adamrisom adjusted for girls who only want skooks it might be 100:1
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@formanegas
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9 months
I know I’m just some random anonymous lowbie but I really value seeing your tweets everyday. I know it’s nothing like a real friendship, but your daily presence in such a personal and private space means a lot more than one would think.
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@formanegas
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8 months
@chinesegon True, I forgot the rest of the world is on Android
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@formanegas
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10 months
Met one of my favorite tweeters @motusalt and her friends and they are super nice and cool. A++ would hang out with again
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@formanegas
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11 months
If you think one cat in the bathroom is annoying, try two
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@formanegas
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1 year
I can’t wait for the day I tweet “she said yes”
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@formanegas
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8 months
@WomboftheVoid I know he’s the opp but he ate
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@formanegas
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10 months
Why do I wake up craving life-long romantic love that almost brings me to tears?
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@formanegas
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1 year
@lillybilly299 thanks for inflaming my anxious attachment
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@formanegas
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8 months
I called her. She cried. We fixed things. Maybe both of my dates were supposed to fall through because me and her were meant to be together and they would ruin our story.
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@formanegas
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9 months
Could you love someone again who broke your heart? My intuition tells me no. My principles say no. My mom says yes (I am the child of reunited lovers). My heart says yes. Life is too short for stupid heuristics and ego. Forgiveness is the only way forward regardless of the result
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@formanegas
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9 months
The tow truck driver was like a guardian angel. I get in the passenger seat and he shows me his drift car. Everyone was really supportive. I’ve never crashed a car before. Grateful no one got hurt and I didn’t get arrested. I will drift for real one day, but not for a long time.
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@formanegas
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8 months
I give up on dating. Just going to focus on the gym (i'm already a gymcel), money (i'm already rich), and creative expression (i suck at guitar)
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@formanegas
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11 months
My gym wife is the first person that I've gone on a date with that I met first IRL in like ... 5+ years. Everyone else: Tinder, Hinge, Instagram, Twitter, etc. So, this is kinda special.
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@formanegas
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9 months
@goblinodds I see it from both sides. Hot people are likely to attract narcissists and ugly people are likely to be overlooked. Both are going to have dating issues. Then there are issues that are solely gender-based. Viral TikToks about dating are prolly gonna come from attractive women too
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@formanegas
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1 year
@thegangsterofl2 this makes me want a milady, i fw all of this hard except maybe the martini
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1 year
@eris_nerung this made my stomach hurt
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@formanegas
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7 months
Blocked for real, but I’m done. She was an amazing paper match (and actual match), at least for me, but her needs were difficult. That makes me sound like a bad person. I don’t think I’ve ever tried harder to please someone and that can’t be sustainable in a relationship.
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@formanegas
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6 months
I’ve never been hate-loved before. I think this is an Eastern European thing?
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@formanegas
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8 months
My most toxic ex just followed me on Instagram. Is Mercury in Gatorade right now?
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@formanegas
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11 months
My greatest fear used to be homelessness but now I’m worried about being ho-lessness
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@formanegas
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10 months
my reply guy energy is strong considering a lot of these people don't follow me
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@formanegas
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9 months
My mom comments on every one of my IG stories and photos. Kinda drives me crazy, but I want her to be happy.
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@formanegas
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11 months
GYM WIFE DATE SECURED
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@formanegas
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10 months
Type of girl who is capable of loving you forever and doesn’t get confused about you after a year
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@formanegas
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7 months
The thing that might keep me up at night is: was this all a test? Am I just failing? Am I supposed to be able to put up with and tolerate bad behavior for weeks on end? It's even reinforced in stupid big account tweets. However, I don't see that in people's relationships IRL.
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@formanegas
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1 year
feeling like choomba at night during the day
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@formanegas
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10 months
@s0ulDirect0r I wish I savored our one and only kiss and gazed longer into your eyes before you lost interest in the following weeks 😞
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@formanegas
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9 months
I want to text her good morning and good night, but I do not want to love bomb or create false intimacy, hence why I blow up the timeline with my affection and infatuation 🥰
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@formanegas
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1 year
i didn't know we could do song requests at the gym, so i went and added @youngburial "old me" to the queue for everyone.
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@formanegas
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11 months
@thechosenberg I hate all of these posts because so many people are incapable of having conversations with their significant other.
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@formanegas
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1 year
@rachelclif a lot of people don’t know what they truly want while being intoxicated by love and love isn’t enough for a successful lasting relationship
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@formanegas
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8 months
Heartbreak is getting easier to tolerate. I’m still a sweetheart who isn’t jaded and wants a genuine relationship. I will win in due time.
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@formanegas
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11 months
@VividVoid_ The people mad at that reel don’t realize you can make fun of things you like/love/appreciate. I don’t think anyone is mad at friendly people on a trail lol
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@formanegas
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11 months
taking shrooms and going to a water park by myself
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@formanegas
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10 months
I want a simple life
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@formanegas
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9 months
@s0ulDirect0r Every day a really satisfying booger forms deep in my nose. One of the highlights of my day is removing it
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@formanegas
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9 months
I feel actual shame surrounding this account, so when I meet people on Twitter first and then IRL, I love it and feel so free because they are already have seen me at my cringiest
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@formanegas
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10 months
I don’t like big boobs anymore. I’m not even sure I still like women. I’m just a horny asexual.
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@formanegas
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1 year
@skooookum after 1 year 😭 after 2 years 🥺 after 3 years 😔 after 4 years 🥹 after 5 years ☺️
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@formanegas
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10 months
Bruh… she wants to reschedule and idek if it’s an authentic conflict. I legit feel unlovable to anyone my own age or a little younger. It’s so over.
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@formanegas
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8 months
I hate getting sick or injured in the early stages of dating because they generally are not attached enough to really care and you can slowly disappear and everything else in life piles up
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@formanegas
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6 months
SHE DRIVES A SUBARU. FUCK IT IMMA PROPOSE OVER HINGE
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@formanegas
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10 months
Hate when I find a new sad lowbie account who seems cool and they turn out to be openly racist. Reminds me of how little in common I might actually have with a lot of these nerds 😬
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@formanegas
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10 months
some girls will twist and alter years worth of history just to avoid admitting you were a good dude
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@formanegas
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1 year
Dating in your 30s is kinda hot. Going to see someone's new home and their renovation plans >>>
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@formanegas
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11 months
Jesus Christ 🥶… I’m not cut out for this. Can’t find my future wife fast enough 😩
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@formanegas
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7 months
Sigh, renewing my Hinge premium. It was so romantic when it expired on Valentine’s Day while I was dating my future wife before she blocked me again
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@formanegas
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8 months
When do you know someone is safe?
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@formanegas
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8 months
I don’t really want any other girl tbh. I don’t know what to do
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@formanegas
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11 months
It feels like I just ran a hard disk clean up on my brain and removed a bunch of junk
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@formanegas
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8 months
Actually everything is fine and this is an example of self-sabotaging
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@formanegas
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10 months
@sam_thraxx Imagined trying to do this irl and almost had an aneurysm, I can never be Sammy So Swaggy
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@formanegas
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9 months
One pro of being single in your 30s is that the next gen of girls are quirked up with good taste
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@formanegas
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11 months
Must… resist tweeting… about missing… Her
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@formanegas
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1 year
@Theholisticpsyc the endless cycle of falling in love and things ending when they get tough. it's really hard to open up or be vulnerable over and over again, and showing up well-adjusted for the next person with what feels will inevitably end in heartbreak
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@formanegas
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9 months
I did it. She didn't speak English 😭
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@formanegas Do it, I believe in you
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@formanegas
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11 months
Gym crush spoke to me first today 😯 missed her on the way out but that same guy went up to her car passenger window again. Idk what he’s saying to her, but if you pulled that move twice with no progress, probably just creeping her out. I could just be hating but he’s the opps rn
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@formanegas
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1 year
@samswoora We’re blessed with great TC because we’re cursed with … idk, I just know we deserve it
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@formanegas
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8 months
@thechosenberg The five months of dating without sex are kinda sus. Age gap is sus too, bro doesn’t like her like that.
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@formanegas
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9 months
Imagine someone loving you so much and you’re completely unaware of it. They spend every minute of every day thinking of you, setting up their life in a way that leads to you, and you don’t even know it. I’m that lover and one day hope to be the recipient of such a love.
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@formanegas
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11 months
I’m living in an alternate universe. Things were mostly in order, but then there was a disruption causing a split: the real future where we continued on, living a fantastic life and a new future where we both (ok, just me) are miserable forever seeking a love to match what we had
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@formanegas
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9 months
For accountability purposes, I will announce whenever I intend to talk to a random girl. Gassing me up is encouraged. Shaming me is encouraged. Don't let me leave with shooting my shot.
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Go for it bro
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@formanegas
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11 months
@EmilybyNight They installed the sub too?
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11 months
I’m still getting to know her but I legit feel she has zero red flags.
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@formanegas
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7 months
Women will block you with no explanation and then text you that they miss having sex with you days later
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@formanegas
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8 months
Core memory unlocked: she wanted to swim in the ocean (62F) in the morning. I always wanted to work on my cold exposure. I went in for 15 minutes! Feels like I had a breakthrough. We got pints of local ice cream on the way home. A magical morning with a great girl. Now repeat.
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7 months
Survived the first 24 hours of no contact. I got a lot of practice last year with my ex. Bring it on ✊🥲
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@formanegas
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1 year
I want to be someone’s rock, not just some cock
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@formanegas
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1 year
Holy fuck I hope that kiss was sincere and she enjoyed tonight as much as I did, she is a total babe
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@formanegas
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10 months
I don’t want to sleep over so I can be with my cats and wear my retainer to bed. Years ago before my kittens and meeting this person, I would leave another loving person to go home to sleep with my senior cat. I seriously relive the same 2-3 years of my life on repeat.
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@formanegas
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11 months
You can tell who is living for the approval of others and people who are living by their own set of rules. The former cannot even see you're free because they're so restricted by their own beliefs.
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@formanegas
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8 months
@thechosenberg so he lost 2.5k. She has a right to be mad, he got greedy. He’s not ready
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@formanegas
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8 months
My favorite delusion of the moment is thinking my gym crush feels pangs of jealousy when text messages on my phone pop-up with heart emojis in the name but she probably doesn’t even notice ngl
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@formanegas
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11 months
STD test complete. Don’t want my gym wife to have the slightest doubt. <3
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@formanegas
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8 months
if it ain't me
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7 months
Every notification I hear and feel I pray that it’s her but there’s a good chance it will never be her.
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