My dad partied so hard in uni he lost his full ride scholarship half way through his first semester (first person in his school’s history). Then to pay his way through school he stumbled into a job at a steel mill making $18/hr ($87/hr today) bc his old soccer coach was the GM
It was also a crooked union job where everyone agreed to work half days. So he just read books on the assembly line all summer. There’s a lesson in there
So funny when a white guy says he’s quitting drinking. Sure man your ancestors were drinking 6 pints a day for hundreds of years. You’ve literally been bred to crush brews. It’s over
Ok no one is gonna believe this but we went to McDonald’s in Vienna at midnight and as we were leaving these 3 zoomer high school kids flagged us down. They were high and drunk, rippin cigs, real hooligans vibe. Turns out one of them had written a script to exploit some bug in
The details of the story are even better: john’s dad was talking to the secretary trying to apply to a job, having no luck. Didnt know coach was gm. Then the GM walked by and was like “johns dad? Is that you?” And turned to the sec and said “he starts on monday. Find him a job”
Skill issue. Last year alone I got a beautiful smart gf, climbed Kilimanjaro, benched 315, ran a half marathon, travelled whenever I wanted and still have 5 weeks vacation
FAANG is the ultimate faustian bargain - give up your dreams, your hopes, your youth - in exchange for like 10 mil. 10m is a lot of money. Most people never see that money. But you have to give up a decade of your life. That decade, the energy you had, won’t come back.
Athletes having deformed feet from jamming them into hyperengineered performancemaxxed shoes their whole life is based and another step towards transhumanism
Every white boy must make this choice. With the clipper haircut he lives a life of latinas and ABGs, with the scissor cut he attracts basic white girls and product mommy asians
Which way western man?
Type of guy who only uses hinge to socialize himself with women bc he’s a SWE who works from home and if he doesn’t go on dates he’ll go weeks without speaking to a woman
One of the many r*tarded things about FAANG is how, while I am keeping 20 year old distributed systems with razor thin SLAs on life support, there are mfs here making the same or more $$ writing frontend for HR forms
This is how we slowly lose our humanity. Slow step by slow step, we creep along the path of separating ourselves from one another. With each incremental step, we can't find any issue. Everything is rational.
Lotta guys fumble by generally keeping to themselves but thinking they’ll be able to flip a switch and rizz up the cute girl at the gym or whatever
In reality you need to always have that shit turned on. Rizz up the world
Me to the boys: Yo retard. You in for beach volleyball this year or are you too busy jerking off alone
Me to their gfs: Hey Ashley :) we have a beach volleyball team playing on Sunday nights this summer, would you be interested??
Horseshoe theory of poasting ability vs relationship status
-single: in your prime, unfiltered, got that dog in you
-gf: low quality, infrequent posting, getting complacent
-married: better than ever, doing it for the love of the game
Basically in your 20s you should either be fucking around and finding out or falling deeply madly in love. Half assed relationships are soul killers
Horseshoe theory of romance
They won’t admit it but women actually find it extremely attractive when you eat like shit as a guy. Baconators, doritos, kfc, they go feral. Caveat is you need to look fit still
what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes
[my friend, who I’ve watched inhale a full pack of cigarettes in one night]
Yeah man I’m trying to avoid spending too much time outside today with the air quality