hoffman🦭 @bijibiji2023 Twitter profile

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@bijibiji2023

10 months

i dated a guy who identified as sapiosexual . finally broke it off when i found this on his phone

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@bijibiji2023

9 months

does anyone else find this genre of millennial mall goth tumblrina so comforting and alluring

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1 year

@TheCigsBrand I did. This yesterday and I am fine. I am Blue and have wheels. But cannot move: what am I

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@bijibiji2023

10 months

@Rabbi_Melon Well it was a big source of tension in our relationship. He didn’t know I couldn’t read when we first got together and he wasn’t up front about his sexuality. I found out later and it was a big insecurity for me whenever I would catch him staring at women reading

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@bjorksunibrow I’d appreciate this

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9 months

@IPEEINGIRLS It is so relaxing and she seems like she would’ve been one of those nice older girls in high school that befriends u in art class and shows you Pierce the veil

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@bijibiji2023

10 months

@heshidicjudaism Seggs. Unalived. Corn. Help me

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@bijibiji2023

10 months

@Rabbi_Melon Yes! I actually learned through twitter! :)

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@bijibiji2023

10 months

😭….my literal therapist is on the epstein logs

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@bijibiji2023

10 months

@Rabbi_Melon Yeah he keeps leaving handwritten letters under my door mat

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@bijibiji2023

10 months

@formanegas Perhaps

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@bijibiji2023

10 months

@SoldierGenome He said to me once that he thought that jokes/funny thoughts were akin to wasting CPU. Whenever he saw me looking at a meme he’d slap the phone out of my hand

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@bijibiji2023

6 months

@vicwingly Girl I thought you were a cis girl in the original pics 😭

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@bijibiji2023

10 months

you’re not prepared to see the wall art in this man’s living room

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@LindoGames_

10 months

Gents take notes. Do this at least twice a week. It's all about self care😎

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@bijibiji2023

1 year

@schizarella Fake Australian

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10 months

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@bijibiji2023

1 year

@aletrades80 @thechosenberg Well the gag is is that this probably isn’t the end and they will continue having sex and he will give her just enough hope to keep being pathetic

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@bijibiji2023

10 months

@gonkedgourd @dieworkwear Body + wardrobe reveal rn

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@bijibiji2023

10 months

i need a cute new york boy to explore my jewish tunnels

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@bijibiji2023

5 months

shocking: the guy who posted about how jewish people don’t face antisemitism based on their appearance thinks this young jewish woman looks frightening for some reason

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@tractor_owner

5 months

No offense but this is a frightening looking person.

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@bijibiji2023

6 months

@ttgt50 Being six feet tall and cocaine

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@bijibiji2023

7 months

being russian jewish alters your brain in crazy ways because this looks like the most delectable spread i have ever seen. last meal type shit

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@TheWarKitchen

7 months

Eastern Europeans eat like this and live to 200 years old.

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@bijibiji2023

10 months

@thechosenberg Obvious that he had his age parameters set from 18-30 and is now looking for strangers to support him so he doesn’t feel guilty when he has sex with her

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@bijibiji2023

9 months

@dollarbillbluez I’m not listening to a goddamn word tbh

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@bijibiji2023

10 months

@whoreby_parker my grandfather thought I drew on all of my tattoos every single day. he genuinely looked like he was about to have a stroke when we tried to explain that they were permanent. he was like oh my god. You’re ruined. And then he gave me $100

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@bijibiji2023

8 months

eating yogurt as a man is hella gay

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@bijibiji2023

1 year

@ateenyalien @negraesoterica Incredibly bleak….she simply won’t recover psychologically from that within that relationship lol. Although, that’s probably not the first time he’s said something like that

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@bijibiji2023

10 months

@TylerAlterman mmmannnnyyyy such casessss!!!

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@bijibiji2023

1 year

I want to see them kill each other

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@bijibiji2023

1 year

@g0dsdoll @TheCigsBrand They sell corn dogs. Good job 😋

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@bijibiji2023

3 months

many western leftists tend to view palestinians in a noble savage sort of way where every Palestinian is gay and trans and communist and a woman so that they deserve the allyship of enlightened Americans

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@bijibiji2023

10 months

did u know?

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@bijibiji2023

9 months

another guy fumbled me when I serve tomboy pussy daily

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@bijibiji2023

5 months

my favorite categories of qrts on this post are 1. White guy saying “I have always lived in the South and I agree that antisemitism is not real” 2. Neo nazi saying “I can always tell actually” 3. Hotep claiming that’s because we’re not actually Jews

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@tractor_owner

5 months

As a southerner who was not really raised around Jewish people is hard for me to understand how Jewish people think everyone in the world can clock them as Jews. They just look like white folks unless they have on the hat or whatever.

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@bijibiji2023

9 months

what the fuck. my boyfriend just picked up a his antibiotics from CVS, and he’s like “aw man this is sooo many.” ??? And then he just swallows all of the fucking pills in the bottle

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@bijibiji2023

11 months

@StoopMensch The last time I took an iq test it was 118, I think. I was twelve, so I wonder if it’s changed. I remember my neuropsych saying that mine was a bit unique in that some of the categories were extremely high and others were super low.

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@bijibiji2023

7 months

normies: ughhhh I’ve had an unidentifiable upper respiratory infection for the past 3 months me: yayyyy i can purr ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

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@bijibiji2023

10 months

@diaryofasexpat @SoldierGenome 32

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@bijibiji2023

1 year

@Erin01669874 @bashfoal This is probably a joke on the internet

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@bijibiji2023

7 months

@ouranometrian2 Yesss thank you I was feeling my eating disorder losing its power recently

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10 months

Watchlist

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@bijibiji2023

8 months

yknow I’m a communist or whatever but whenever i see anything about being a communist in someone’s hinge profile that’s an immediate no

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@bijibiji2023

9 months

I’m bill Clinton, fucking all these women, White House White House

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@bijibiji2023

10 months

@warm__hole Delete this sis if it shows up on his tl he’s gonna think it’s just a matter of pushing harder

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@bijibiji2023

6 months

to all my fellow nerdy mids you just have to keep trying and being yourself and a hot boy who is fake bisexual will fall deeply in love

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@lethalrejection

6 months

hot girlfriend/ugly boyfriend combinations are commonplace. the reverse is like seeing a shooting star

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@bijibiji2023

10 months

“for lack of a better term” ??? oh you went through all the terms? you thought of all existing terms and there wasn’t a good one? 🤨

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@bijibiji2023

8 months

Ow my eyebrow hurts

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@bijibiji2023

1 year

@Nexuist the fuck? How do people just find out shit like this about their parents that’s so cool

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@bijibiji2023

5 months

@vvssnt @dvahive @adlrex He’s not he’s posted about supporting Palestine , they’re just antisemitic

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@bijibiji2023

9 months

? how does this image make you feel…

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@bijibiji2023

9 months

this generation rocks

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@bijibiji2023

1 year

@IsaTired @TheeDCstan Common denominator here

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@bijibiji2023

7 months

Carpal tunnel warrior

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@bijibiji2023

4 months

@TheQuollDen @ViolentFemz Lol goodbye with your thin lips

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@bijibiji2023

1 year

@OregonMapGuy Holy shit 😭

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@bijibiji2023

2 months

@RuHamsDollRace “So you hate waffles” ass post

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@bijibiji2023

4 months

@DocViviLeandra Sexual assault does not = feminist authority or legitimacy tho lol, ex. A male rape victim does not have more feminist insight than a woman who hasn’t been assaulted

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@bijibiji2023

9 months

@thechosenberg No fumble tbh I’d probably just want him more after this 😔

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@bijibiji2023

4 months

she’s so me when I have a ponytail

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@LucasFryman

4 months

Btw, if you look like this, call me

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@bijibiji2023

10 months

@Yacoberman Yes.

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@bijibiji2023

9 months

the whole “palestinian rights are ___ rights!” trend is just another example of western narcissism. what if palestinian rights aren’t abortion rights or trans rights? do they deserve to deaf ears and massacres if they don’t fit cleanly into your cookie cutter libtard yard sign?

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9 months

Yes, there is. It's half-assed intersectionality. Why is Israel a capitalism issue? The same reason why climate change is a trans rights issue. Because everything must be everything to everyone even if the causal links are tenuous at best and nonexistent at worst.

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5 months

@Toesin_theSand_ And yet you can’t stop tweeting 😭you’re so hopelessly addicted to your own needless rage, it’s incredible depressing

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@bijibiji2023

10 months

I would’ve been considered so fertile in ancient greece

SPOOKULARPARU🌕🪬🎃COMMS CLOSED

@Tubularparu

11 months

Shoutout to women with big eyebrows one of my fave character design choices ever

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@bijibiji2023

9 months

ads glorifying soccer and Temu during the super bowl. America has fallen

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@bijibiji2023

5 months

aw shit look at our alliance managers at the pentagon dawg 🤦 we’re going to WAR

Jada Cryslynn Fraser

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5 months

As of next week, I will be starting at the Pentagon at the Office of the Under Secretary of Defense for Policy on the Japan Desk. So excited to join this fantastic team of alliance managers at this crucial time. Also looking forward to working again w/ colleagues from INDOPACOM!

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@bijibiji2023

1 year

fine….the caption was something annoying like blah blah femcel tomboy pussy. Whatever. I don’t even want to be around anymore….

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@bangerinmymind

1 year

@bijibiji2023 Can you post it again I’m online rn

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@bijibiji2023

10 months

so horny I held up my lime to the cashier and said “have you ever had one of these before?”

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@bijibiji2023

9 months

we’re doing icebreakers at work and a one of my co workers fun fact was that she has “perfect tits.” I work in a middle school

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@bijibiji2023

9 months

does your own stupidity ever surprise you

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@bijibiji2023

6 months

you wouldn’t not stop the bus and just keep driving past a guy with GLASSES would you

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@bijibiji2023

9 months

I was in twidder jail for posting pooner biden but now I’m back sorry everypony

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@bijibiji2023

10 months

G13

chill lawyer account

@eagleman42069

10 months

I’m d5 every piss

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@bijibiji2023

7 months

clashing in the interests of not being pinched at the gym….

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@bijibiji2023

7 months

honestly the hardest part about having a boyfriend rn is having to pretend to be not mentally ill so he thinks I have good genetics

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@bijibiji2023

8 months

me and my army of gorgeous slavic bisexual mids

Diet Coke-whore

@clitoralcollege

8 months

The mids are plentiful

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@bijibiji2023

4 months

ethiopian food is awesome because it looks like this

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@bijibiji2023

1 year

@xo_killian @M1cTheMiracle These dogs should not reproduce and neither should you lmao

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@bijibiji2023

1 year

@IsaTired @TheeDCstan Maybe experiencing discrimination in a field makes you more sympathetic to the struggles of others or something idk just spitballing

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@bijibiji2023

9 months

@heshidicjudaism Men are so evil im legitimately jealous 🙏

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@bijibiji2023

3 months

Palestinians are humans and therefore may have reactionary tendencies and flaws hope this helps

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@bijibiji2023

9 months

microwaving a Kolache rn. Feeling sexual and afraid

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@bijibiji2023

10 months

trying to avoid ghosts in the hallway at night wish me luck 🫠😐

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@bijibiji2023

7 months

oh we would have been kiking in the gender neutral bathroom during lunch I know that !

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this was my vibe in middle school

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4 months

@sock_dem This video happened outside of my boyfriend’s school and it caused a lockdown. The guy is his friends dad

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@bijibiji2023

8 months

new slang: “oh I’m a windmill of thatttt” instead of saying “big fan”

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7 months

heartbreaking: local youth not being taught junkoposing skills

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@bijibiji2023

9 months

getting my pussy ate tmrw. no longer suicidal

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8 months

millions must mourn the death of Richard Lewis in round, ochre colored frames

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@bijibiji2023

9 months

coming out as poly to my husband tomorrow 🫣wish me luck… hes always said his worst fear was me having sex with another man but hopefully he’ll understand my sexuality and accept me❤️

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@bijibiji2023

1 year

@Lazulioness @PopulismUpdates @cpotisch Bold of you to assume the US dollar will exist in 425 years

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@bijibiji2023

7 months

Miss. sexyy, how do you feel about norm core

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@SexyyRed314_

7 months

I need a thread for everyone who wear glasses!!!

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5 months

Like what is it…her unibrow? Surely this is not due to the demonization of the fertile, exquisite hairy jewess …. We will rise…

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@bijibiji2023

7 months

if you ever saw me do something embarrassing just know it was a satanic shaming ritual orchestrated by the elites

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@bijibiji2023

9 months

it would’ve literally done nothing as we are seeing in real time right now

Nehemia Gershuni-Aylho 

@Nehemia_GA

9 months

Today, at Auschwitz Death Camp, @EJAssociation screened a short clip I made to @elonmusk & @benshapiro , under the title: "If we had X in 1939, how many lives could have been saved?" These posts narrate true stories of my late grandparents.

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@bijibiji2023

6 months

this is kind of how it feels when a texas state trooper uses force to move you

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@bijibiji2023

8 months

•Raging feminist ✅ •Has an Only Fans ❌ •20+ “Body Count” ❌ •Zero domestic skills ❌ •Mocks Jesus Christ ✅ •Parties every weekend ✅ •Disgusted with children ❌ •Obsessed with degenerate celebs❎ •Boss babe who don’t need no man❌

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@BernadineBlntly

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The average modern woman today: •Raging feminist •Has an Only Fans •20+ “Body Count” •Zero domestic skills •Mocks Jesus Christ •Parties every weekend •Disgusted with children •Obsessed with degenerate celebs •Boss babe who don’t need no man

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