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🥝 kiwi

@flightlessbord

5 months

NZ comedians as animals, a thread:

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🥝 kiwi

@flightlessbord

5 months

this is the most embarrassing thing I've ever read I want to crawl out of my own skin

Jimmy Carr

@jimmycarr

6 months

In advance of the release of my new @NetflixIsAJoke Special: ‘Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer’. I’d like to take this opportunity to apologise to (insert aggrieved party name here). Your feelings were hurt / sense of propriety was outraged / you were offended (delete as

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8 months

Ok but the fact that Lucy Beaumont is so vocal in her support of Palestine and trans people and feminism and everything else so eloquently and emphatically makes me appreciate her even more. Sure she was insane on taskmaster but she’s so smart and so funny in her own right

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@flightlessbord

10 months

Sam Campbell and Lucy Beaumont starting a podcast?!?! Yes please sign me upppppppp

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@flightlessbord

9 months

The ‘lou sanders was annoying on taskmaster because she was competitive’ discourse makes me want to peel off my own skin bc what do you mean?!

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@flightlessbord

6 months

I've noticed that women in comedy are almost always undervalued, and very few (at least in the circles I've seen) develop a fanbase akin to one of a white male comedian. To think that sexual abuse runs rampant in the industry, and is probably even perpetrated or enabled by... 1/2

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@ghostysapphic

6 months

i think there is an unconscious gender bias in the taskmaster fandom i love it when lesser known comedians get more popular bc of tm but it’s always men that people get obsessed with. there are SO MANY incredible female & enby comics yet they’re always overshadowed by men

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@flightlessbord

11 months

@realGFsquared @PinkNews You’re a loser

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@flightlessbord

8 months

AHHHHHHHHHHH

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@flightlessbord

10 months

I don’t think I’m emotionally prepared for the end of this taskmaster season

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@flightlessbord

7 months

I MET GUY WILLIAMS AND I MADE HIM LAUGH! He's so nice oh my godddddd. I'm honestly so happy rn

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@flightlessbord

5 months

My mum says she doesn't like watching Sam on panel shows because he looks "scared and uncomfortable" and she doesn't like it and "just wants him to be happy" 😭

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@flightlessbord

10 months

From the taskmaster community on Reddit: Lucy and Sam making a podcast in 2024!

Explore this post and more from the taskmaster community

www.reddit.com

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🥝 kiwi

@flightlessbord

1 year

@babytroublebabe @HanchoJackHTX @cravemedia_ Imagine if she’s not pregnant and she saw this. You can have your theories, but maybe don’t speculate on her body. Even if she is pregnant, things don’t always go well (the Mariah Carey-Ellen situation).

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@flightlessbord

8 months

I need the first ep of sam and lucy's pefect brains so bad you don't even know

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🥝 kiwi

@flightlessbord

8 months

This is really funny, but may be also a ploy for Munya to show everyone how fit he is, and honestly thats okay

Munya Chawawa

@munyachawawa

8 months

Day in The Life of Rishi Sunak 🥰💰 #RishiSunak

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@flightlessbord

8 months

THANK YOU!

Would I Lie To You?

@WILTY_TV

8 months

Friday 23rd Feb, for those asking #WILTY

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@flightlessbord

10 months

Sam Campbell you are mental I love you #Taskmaster

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@flightlessbord

9 months

@neptunestardust Sam would bribe the baby with 100 pounds

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9 months

@cultn0taclique Justice for the gingers!

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@flightlessbord

8 months

watching greg's old standup is so sad because he always feels the need to call himself old and fat and bully himself and you can kind of tell it comes from a bad place

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@flightlessbord

7 months

🥝 kiwi

@flightlessbord

7 months

NEW CAMBO VID! NOT A DRILL!

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@flightlessbord

9 months

@P3RFECTSOUNDS S8 isn’t the worst season it’s actually pretty good

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@flightlessbord

8 months

Also her comment about taskmasters neurodivergent fanbase was really cool and I’m so excited for the podcast

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@flightlessbord

5 months

why is that just the cat version of him?

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@kiwibefriendss

5 months

guy montgomery

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@flightlessbord

6 months

2/2 comics that we unknowingly support is a horrible injustice. There are so many funny women, but it's just unfortunate that being a woman seems to be a subconscious dealbreaker. Women, enby, and POC comics are held to an insanely high standard, and it sucks.

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@flightlessbord

6 months

putting it out into the universe... I'm going to give it a good go

daph ☆

@coxontwt

6 months

being a comedy fan isn’t good for me because i’m fully convinced i could be a successful stand up comedian

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@flightlessbord

7 months

sam campbell's off menu menu is fucking cooked I'm sorry what is wrong with him?

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@flightlessbord

11 months

I need someone with editing skills to make a yt compilation of Sam Campbell’s greatest hits on taskmaster. I need it so bad.

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@flightlessbord

6 months

tim calling sam a 'snivelling little rat' is really good stuff

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@flightlessbord

5 months

Being from New Zealand is great sometimes because sometimes you'll just see one of the Williams brothers around and be like huh

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@flightlessbord

8 months

Sam Campbell is a vegetarian that’s so real of him

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@flightlessbord

5 months

Edgar Wright needs to get Sam Campbell in one of his movies

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@flightlessbord

10 months

Sam Campbell’s trusty hogs episode is so good

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@flightlessbord

11 months

Sam Campbell on taskmaster I love you

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@flightlessbord

1 year

Obsessed with Sam Campbell on taskmaster. He’s a whimsical guy and I share his love of weird creatures.

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🥝 kiwi

@flightlessbord

10 months

New Paul Williams album/music when? When Paul when?

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@flightlessbord

7 months

NEW CAMBO VID! NOT A DRILL!

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🥝 kiwi

@flightlessbord

7 months

In case anyone needs to see a comedian being openly supportive of the trans community, because some of the shit levelled your way by the industry is awful.

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@flightlessbord

7 months

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@flightlessbord

8 months

We want Campbell!

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@WILTY_TV

8 months

More new WILTY is heading your way this Friday with @CCfunkandsoul @theJeremyVine @ThatGledhill and the return of @shaziamirza1 ! All at the brand new time of 9pm on @BBCOne . Don't miss it.

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@flightlessbord

8 months

God I need more Cambo content

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@flightlessbord

10 months

This is not a shock

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@flightlessbord

8 months

I am so so neutral about Taylor Swift (besides thinking she should speak on Palestine) but this makes you sound like a pretentious serial killer who's got no mates

♡madam sandler♡

@VlRTUALBOY

8 months

When people tell me they've gotten tickets to her concert or god forbid quote a song lyric at me i file them away into a part of my brain dedicated to people who aren't as human as me and not as capable in the business of human emotion

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@flightlessbord

5 months

jeremy looks harrowed i love it

poorly drawn taskmaster

@poorlydrawnTM

5 months

tfw papa doesn’t want your pocket brownies #taskmasternz

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@flightlessbord

8 months

I need everyone who saw Sam tonight to give me allll the details please

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🥝 kiwi

@flightlessbord

6 months

I work at an after school care place, and one day some kids found some needles, stuck them into nerf bullets, and shot at each other. So, yeah.

cyro

@kamommon

6 months

gen alpha kids r so disrespectful that it’s disgusting

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5 months

Seeing Fern tomorrow night! so excited

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@flightlessbord

5 months

I just want to come back and say how much that video gave me CHILLS and improved my quality of life by at least 20%

scooter ⭐️

@cowboyacaster

5 months

they was actually so insane of them

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@flightlessbord

6 months

Guy Montgomery and Tim Batt

Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

10 months

This is what I imagine every podcast duo looks like

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@flightlessbord

6 months

Guz Khan we love you!

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@flightlessbord

8 months

I was genuinely so excited this is such a bummer

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@flightlessbord

8 months

Save me Sam and Lucy’s perfect brains save me

scarlett!!

@acastertwt

8 months

AND I WONT EVEN BE ABLE TO WATCH IT LIVE IF ITS 16TH OF FEB 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@flightlessbord

8 months

I don’t understand how anyone can see what’s happening in Palestine and NOT care? (And instead funnel money into an ad campaign for a tv show brimming with zionists) the disconnect blows my mind a little.

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@flightlessbord

6 months

my mum keeps saying that Cashman looks like a calf/baby cow and I cant get it out of my head

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@flightlessbord

5 months

Season 2 of taskmaster Australia needs to hurry uppppppppp

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@flightlessbord

11 months

I don’t like the corporation but that am*zon ad with the old ladies sledding is so lovely #Taskmaster

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@flightlessbord

6 months

Is Finn Wolfhard the comedic actor of our generation? Quite possibly

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@flightlessbord

8 months

A reminder to vote for cambo in the chortle awards!

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@flightlessbord

7 months

... tom cashman is my favourite TM assistant? Am I crazy? Maybe, but that's fine.

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@flightlessbord

6 months

what a fucking hater holy shit, Heidi Gardner is so pretty. What a weird, awful take. There have been so many beautiful people on SNL, I'd fight this woman

Zero Star Reviews

@ZeroStarReviews

6 months

“Am I the only person who has noticed that SNL has never hired a ‘hot woman?’”

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@flightlessbord

1 year

@Rosa_notso_Nice @kellonnn It’s the ground? Violence against the ground? Donate to a women’s shelter or something instead of accusing a random lady of having violent tendencies you weirdo.

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@flightlessbord

5 months

Good shit right here

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@flightlessbord

11 months

@Trumpetmike @taskmaster I think you take this too seriously dude, they both got 5 and Susan won

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@flightlessbord

11 months

#taskmaster I fear this might be another Joe potato situation for Sam

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@flightlessbord

5 months

the loml honestly

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@kiwibefriendss

5 months

laura daniel

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@flightlessbord

9 months

Would you listen to me rant about the New Zealand comedy scene / the walk out boys pod / advanced analytics pod / the worst idea of all time pod / Paul Williams’ discography / NZ&UK taskmaster / Snort improv / New Zealand today / Sam Campbell/ CMAT / the brokenwood mysteries?

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@sprinqleaf

9 months

wld u listen to me rant about sam campbell / community / james acaster / dead poets society / bloods / classic literature / linguistics and etymology / sinjin drowning / rwrb / mythic quest

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@flightlessbord

11 months

My taste defined in: 4 shows: Taskmaster UK&NZ Barry Kid Sister We are lady parts 4 films: Jaws Monty python and the holy grail The princess bride Shaun of the dead 4 Artists: Paul Williams (comedian singer not the composer) CMAT Hozier Kings of Leon

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@nbtgamble

11 months

My taste defined in 4 shows: community taskmaster mock the week (rip) brooklyn nine nine 4 Movies: top gun maverick barbie mamma mia pitch perfect 4 artists: james marriott the 1975 blackbear niall horan

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@flightlessbord

5 months

Maybe it's just because I'm from a little country but I truly feel so alone. I try so hard to be kind and friendly but not a single person has ever tried to be friendly or have any social etiquette at all. No one thinks about other people anymore and it's exhausting 1/2

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@flightlessbord

5 months

I hate Americans who view their accent and culture as the default. I know I sound a bit different, but I find being told "wow your accent is crazy haha" any time I speak a bit grating. Everyone has an accent.

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@flightlessbord

11 months

Awesome to see a live taping of Guy Montgomery’s GuyMont Spelling Bee, except for when I had to groan silently into my hands when I knew an answer. That bee logo will haunt my dreams with his soulless green eyes. Loved it!

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@flightlessbord

9 months

F*ck off oranges

𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚

@beyoncegarden

9 months

ONE fruit must GO😭

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@flightlessbord

9 months

Guess who’s gonna be in NY the same time as Sam Campbell but can’t go to the show… it’s me and I’m bummed

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@flightlessbord

8 months

Cambo on WILTY is what’s keeping me going atm I can feel my life force slipping

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@flightlessbord

6 months

"panicked little antipodean" is so me

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@flightlessbord

6 months

tim calling sam a 'snivelling little rat' is really good stuff

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@flightlessbord

8 months

@kiwibefriendss It could be an even more elaborate lie, there’s no way to verify if what he’s saying technically is true

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@flightlessbord

8 months

@kiwibefriendss "There’s a lateral side, and there’s a surreal, subversive side, and there’s a really amazing neurodivergent community online who feel like it’s theirs, and it’s connected neurodivergent young people from around the world. It’s been really amazing to see that from the inside."

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@flightlessbord

10 months

@cowboyacaster @trobedgfs

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@flightlessbord

10 months

The rage

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@flightlessbord

7 months

I will NOT be posting pictures because I’m aesthetically challenged but you best believe he’s laughing.

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@flightlessbord

7 months

I MET GUY WILLIAMS AND I MADE HIM LAUGH! He's so nice oh my godddddd. I'm honestly so happy rn

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@flightlessbord

1 year

@inthefIat @lidolmix Absolutely not I will die on this hill

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@flightlessbord

6 months

The day the queen died our school was doing a debate on whether New Zealand should ditch the monarchy and become a republic. It happened like two hours before and everyone had to rewrite their points because they’d all been dissing the royal family.

WILDEST DREAMS HAHA 🧣

@taylors1989vs

2 years

outside of 9/11, what's a major historical event you lived through that you’ll never forget where you were when it happened?

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@flightlessbord

8 months

He is fashion

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@kiwibefriendss

8 months

some photos from on stage!!!!

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@flightlessbord

6 months

I have rebranded this account! RIP Cambo prof pic 😔

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@flightlessbord

10 months

This is a Tim Batt stan account now I fear I’m fading even further into obscurity on Britcom twt but whatever

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@flightlessbord

8 months

Guys uktv just followed me lmaoo

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@flightlessbord

5 months

i've never been more fucking patriotic

ellen🍉

@kiwibefriendss

5 months

the new zealand comics deciding to sing the les mis song against australia because sam campbell was bad mouthing them during the melbourne comedy festival is probably the best thing that’s ever happened ever i love them all so dearly

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@flightlessbord

11 months

@vdnnaaa I live on the other side of the world, and will likely never see any of it live, so once the show is finished, why shouldn’t we get to read about the dress rehearsal?It’s just an interesting insight into the process, it’s not a secret, it’s just that not many people get to see it

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@flightlessbord

11 months

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@flightlessbord

5 months

I've eaten an ungodly amount of wasabi peas today

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@flightlessbord

6 months

Being on the beach in a suit must be so weird

Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

6 months

Melbourne! I'm coming this week! 22 shows! Come along!

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@flightlessbord

7 months

As someone whose family has been impacted by cancer, and as someone with a heart, I hate him with all my being. What a condescending, out of touch, ignorant piece of garbage.

Nick

@StrayDogNZ

7 months

Here's Luxon saying he believes that someone on the JobSeeker benefit, who has cancer, should still be looking to work 10 hours a week:

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@flightlessbord

1 year

@JaneyGodley I saw a terf with the phrase ‘let women speak’ in her bio say she was ‘team Brand’. So… yeah.

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@flightlessbord

8 months

@BwayRannells Not really a massive ghosts fan, I do like it obvi, but I’m always surprised at the amount of Brits that are royalists, like history? They’ve openly oppressed the masses for centuries?

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@flightlessbord

9 months

@kiwibefriendss I’m honestly shocked because we’re famously quite timid and reserved audiences so this is big for us

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