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Guy Williams

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6 months

Gutted to see Golriz stepping down. She was a strong and sometimes radical voice for so many Kiwis who previously didn’t have much representation. She’s always been a good friend to me and I'm glad she’s taking time to get back to being the person we all know and love.

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Guy Williams

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4 months

Absolutely gutted Newshub/3 News is closing. Besides directly effecting me and the channel my show is on, this has huge implications for New Zealand’s democracy, we need more sources of reporting not less. Gaaaahhhhh extremely frustrating.

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Guy Williams

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9 months

Weird election tangent: I heard a rumour that Chris Luxon doesn’t believe that Dinosaurs were real… so I went and asked him! The NZ Today podcast returns tomorrow! for more details!

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Guy Williams

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4 months

People in my mentions celebrating Newshub closing remind me of passengers playing with ice on the deck of the titanic after it hit the iceberg. Journalism is expensive and very important, it’s under threat as everything goes online and to lose an outlet makes us all poorer.

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Guy Williams

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1 year

Fucking proud of Auckland today! #ProtestPosie #letthemlive Wellington, I’m expecting big things, get your all birds on and get down there - this is pretty much your Super Bowl!

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

4 months

It's wild how little we appreciate Journalism. To investigate stories, expose corruption, and to help explain the world! There is demand and need for journalism, but it's very hard to monetize with the death of old media. Trolls buzz off eh, this is bad for you too.

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

5 months

HAPPY WAITANGI DAY NZ! LOVE YOU GUYS! I hope we remember how blessed we are! It’s embarrassing to see some people trying to dredge up old ignorance around the treaty to distract from the real issues! ENJOY THE DAY FIGHT THE BULLSHIT! HONOUR THE TREATY! HOOO RAH

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

4 months

“Hundreds of doctors 'devastated' over scrapping of Te Aka Whai Ora - Māori Health Authority.” Fucking grim day eh.

Hundreds of doctors 'devastated' over scrapping of Te Aka Whai Ora - Māori Health Authority

Hundreds of doctors have pleaded with the Minister of Health for more detail on what will replace the now dismantled Māori Health Authority, Te Aka Whai Ora.

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

Much respect to Dai Henwood for going public to announce that he's living with Cancer. Dai is one of the best dudes I know, and one of my comedy heroes. He MC'd my first gig and then a few years later gave me my big break. Absolute legend, I love ya Dai! @daihenwood

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

I'm really sorry to hear Jacinda is stepping down. Overall I think she was a good Prime Minister who will be remembered well. And I was proud of the way she represented NZ on the world stage. I need to include a joke so I will also say the Briscoes Lady should be the next PM.

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Guy Williams

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1 year

I just got wind that someone using a wheelchair can’t come to my Auckland show this week because the venue isn’t accessible! Really sorry about this! Everyone who can’t access the venue will be refunded obv and can have comps to my Auck comedy festival show in a few months.

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Guy Williams

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9 months

Very sad to learn of the passing of Cal Wilson. An iconic kiwi comedian who followed in John Clarke's footsteps to make it big over in Aus. One of the funniest and nicest comedians I was lucky enough to work with. My thoughts are with her family. Rest in peace.

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

We need to talk about climate change more. This is fucking wild. Also, I wanna swim in the river again.

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

5 months

Thanks to anyone who watched. I’m so stoked I got to finally meet Jack, he was a bucket list interview and he lived up to my hype! Catch up now on

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Guy Williams

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1 year

Georgina Beyer was a fucking legend. One of the people that makes me proud of this little country. RIP.

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Guy Williams

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5 months

Congrats @jamespeshaw on escaping parliament! Bloody good leader, bloody good dude!

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Guy Williams

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1 year

Last night I got into one of the strangest arguments with a drunken heckler who called me a “Russian Nazi C***!” I don’t know how things got that bad… but for the record I strongly condemn the Russian invasion and occupation of Ukraine! Weird gig.

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

Best review of my life.

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

New Zealand Today begins filming tomorrow! Season 4 comes out later this year!

NZ Today Filming Update! + Melbourne, Sydney and Auckland Shows.

A quick update from Guy Williams host of New Zealand Today. For tickets and info go to guywilliams.co.nz what a website!

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

6 months

HOLY HECK #NEWZEALANDTODAY SEASON 4 STARTS IN 3 WEEKS! FEBUARY 8! PUT THAT IN YOUR CALENDAR AND TUNE IN BECAUSE THIS SEASON IS FUCKING WILD! ALMOST CERTAINLY OUR BEST. PROBABLY OUR LAST. #NZTS4FEB8

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

Apple messages FB Messenger Instagram Tik tok Reddit Twitter Whatsapp and Discord. I officially have more messenger apps than friends.

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

Lovely day in Dunedin for a strike! Our teachers deserve so much more support! @NZEITeRiuRoa @NZPPTA #whakamanatamariki

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

8 months

This week on the #NewZealandToday Podcast I meet Wellington Icon and "Don Newt McDonald" @McDONewt . Lovely man, interesting perspectives, and one of my favourite interviews of the year:

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

He said he had a wedding on! I said I'm here for 4 nights. He said it's a 4-day wedding? I said I'd schedule a 5th show. He said the wedding goes for as many nights as my show goes on!? Weird wedding man.

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

My look for @guy_mont ’s spelling bee tonight 7.30 on TV3! Hot? or Hot?

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

5 months

THIS IS THE PINNACLE OF MY LIFE. EP2 out now: or 8.30pm on TV3! #NEWZEALANDTODAY

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

Prince Charles is starting off so slow! Make a move ffs! If he just said “My brother’s a sex offender and we’re locking him in the Tower of London!” he would immediately become my king.

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

What’s that? You’re a kiwi artist who needs an album cover? Jump in the van, we’re off to the mud flats!

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

5 months

#NewZealandToday Season 4 starts Tonight 8.30 on Tv3! Please watch it on Three Now if you like the show we are despo for ratings omg. I honestly think this season is potentially the best one yet!

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@guywilliamsguy

1 year

Also anyone who hasn’t been able to come to my shows this week for this reason can get free tickets as week email nztodaylive @gmail .com Sorry for the inconvenience!

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

5 months

NZ TODAY STARTS THIS WEEEEEEK... THURSDAY! Enjoy this promo image. ALSO My Australian and NZ Tour starts in PERTH! FUCK

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

6 months

HERE WE FUCKING GO! The tour is kicking off the big marketing campaign in Rotorua! (On the back of an old Jacinda billboard!) 10 shows in NZ and Australia:

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

11 months

You want me to call him King Charles? I'm still calling mt smart stadium Ericsson Stadium... and it's not even called mt smart stadium anymore!

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

Aussie Jono and Ben fans came to my show! I asked how they got it… the dad would illegally download it for the family every week! How cute!! Then they told me today was his birthday and my heart melted. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROSS!

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

I'm looking for stories for NZ Today Season 4! Some of you yell stories at me on the street - or drunk in bars.... now is the appropriate time to do this from the comfort of your own phone! If you have any suggestions reply to this tweet! OR email me at nztodaylive @gmail .com.

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

The lady at the airport just said all the other passengers were waiting for me! That’s so nice! Can’t wait to meet my new friends.

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

4 months

Back in NZ! Auckland and Chch shows coming up:

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

Mental health update: I’ve started googling “men’s bracelets”. This can’t be a good thing.

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

I am buzzing for the @guy_mont Spelling Bee which starts Thursday night 7.30 on Three. I genuinely think it will be the best new comedy of the year in NZ or otherwise. And I'm fake embarrassed to say I have the same jacket and tie.

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

4 months

Turn into tv3 now for #NewZealandToday !

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

4 months

TONIGHT! 8.30 TV3! I interview infamous career criminal Arthur William Taylor! Or watch now

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

The Mayor of Dunedin has both his phone numbers on his website! I'm gonna call him up and ask if he wants to come to my show next week.

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 month

UK! I'm coming to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival for the first time in my life! Since I started stand up this has been my dream:

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

10 months

Fiji 🇫🇯 is pure magic! Anything is possible. I now believe in God. #gofijigo #TosoVitiToso

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

“Twitter is better on the app, open this on the app to get the full experience” Click *switch to the app*… Loads.. Doesn’t work

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

8 months

NZ AND AUSTRALIA! I'M THRILLED TO ANNOUNCE MY NEW TOUR: "This glass house makes it easy to see all the cowards I'm throwing rocks at." Presale 10am Thu Nov 16, tickets on sale 10am Fri Nov 17 - TICKETS AND INFO:

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

“This wouldn’t happen at Hogwarts” - my fav sign so far. @NZEITeRiuRoa @NZPPTA #whakamanatamariki

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@guywilliamsguy

1 year

What's the deal with Americans saying they're "Making eggs"!? Either you laid the egg, or you cooked the egg! OR Is it one of your own human eggs in which case I don't feel like eggs anymore - this "material" will be in my show please come.

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

6 months

@LTC_FrankSlade If you're a bot... good work... if your'e a real person... you gotta not do this lol.

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

GUTTED! Derrick Walton Jr. is too good. Congrats Sydney. What a finals series, and what an amazing season from the @NZBreakers . #NBL23

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

The MCG! AFL! Aka “cowards rugby!” Play the All Blacks you no sleeve having weirdos.

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

Next week in Auckland all my material will be very pro Ukraine so this doesn’t happen again!

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

Killer marketing campaign. Auckland Thursday and Saturday:

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

Remember NZ the Warriors are perfectly on track: 1) Start strong: "THIS YEAR IS OUR YEAR" 2) Play the good teams and crash back down to earth. "FUCK!" *We are here*. 3) Hit rock bottom, need to win EVERY GAME to make top 8 - do it, or almost do it. NEXT YEAR IS OUR YEAR!

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

5 months

@shaun_wal Nice one Shaun! I wish!

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

What is else you got on? Trip to the bird sanctuary?

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

9 months

A promotional video of SEASON 2 of the #NewZealandToday Podcast which is out now! SUBSCRIBE NOW!

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

I'm constantly shocked by the devastation of Cyclone Gabrielle. I'm donating to the Red Cross NZ Disaster Fund: (They also have a fund for Turkey and Syria) OR RNZ has a great list of other ways to donate here:

Cyclone Gabrielle: Where to donate

As more images of the devastation caused by Cyclone Gabrielle come in, those who are looking to help can do so with donations of money, time or goods.

www.rnz.co.nz

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

7 months

Always shocked when none of the music I was listening to makes the "best of" end of year lists - Then I google my picks and turns out Mary J Blige "No more drama" came out in 2001.

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

5 months

NEW ZEALAND TODAY SEASON 4 STARTS IN 2 MINUTES WATCH LIVE OR DELAYED HERE:

ThreeNow | Live TV Guide

Watch Three, Bravo, ThreeLife and The Edge TV live on your PC, Mac, Apple TV, mobile, Chromecast, tablet or Smart TV

www.threenow.co.nz

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

4 months

@aqualungzzzz Full credit that is a good joke.

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

Melbourne starts tomorrow night! My first 3 shows are selling out! Book now:

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

2 years

I'm looking for 1 or 2 Rina Sawayama tickets (Auckland). Please Jesus, I will do anything.

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

Very proud of my little sister @mariawilliamz for opening her Billy T award-nominated show in Wellington last night! Check her out in Wellington and Auckland:

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

I'm not sure if it's the main reason she resigned, but I am coming to wellington to do some shows in two weeks and that was surely a factor:

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

8 months

ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATED TO LOSE! I HAVE LOST FAITH IN RUGBY AS A SPORT! WE RECORDED A PODCAST! IT IS SALTY AND BITTER LIKE A PACKET OF SALT AND VINEGAR CHIPS. #RWCFinal #RWC2023 ENJOY:

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

3 months

Having kids in 2024 is wild! For more great observations come to my show in Melbourne, Sydney, and other places: link in bio or

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

Christchurch! We’re filming #NewZealandToday in NEW BRIGHTON tomorrow around 10.45 - come on down to the pier if you wanna be on tv!

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

AUCKLAND! This week I shall again attempt to perform stand-up. It may go well, it may go poorly, that's part of the fun:

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

5 months

Popular forms.... "Apply for a divorce". lol

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

THIS IS THE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY COMEDY CAREER! I'VE PEAKED MUM! Please disregard all my previous comments about comedy awards being trash - they are very important! I am thrilled.

Melbourne International Comedy Festival

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1 year

We're so happy to also announce the nominees for the Most Outstanding show are... - @Talldarkfriend - @gilliancosgriff - @guywilliamsguy - Hannah Camilleri - @lauradaviscomic - @leoistired - @lizkingsman - @josierones - @TomCBallard

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

3 months

. @meladoodle has released her full 2023 show on youtube and its golden:

Melanie Bracewell | Forget Me Not (Full Comedy Special)

Filmed at the Athenaeum Theatre in Melbourne 2023. Thank you so much for watching!#melaniebracewell #forgetmenot #comedy #standupcomedyIn loving memory of Le...

www.youtube.com

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

4 months

NEW ZEALAND TODAY EP 3 OUT TODAY! OR 8.30 on TV3! I travel to Oamaru.... a town that can't pronounce its own name:

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

My first 3 shows have sold out!!! Thanks Melbourne! Plenty more opportunities to come but if you're looking to come on a specific night BOOK NOW:

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

Sydney! Saturday night is sold out! Book now for Thursday or sunday!

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

Timaru! NZ Today is filming in Timaru! Come be part of a small crowd:

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

Final 3 Melboure shows are sold out! The only chance to come is my extra show tonight at 10.45! I’m so sorry that’s the only time they had!!! It’s gonna be a fun show I reckon/hope:

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

Perth! I’m coming for one night only! Next Sunday! I wanted to do 2 nights but they said I wasn’t popular enough.

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

Oamaru! We need a small crowd for a few shots tomorrow! If you’re not up to much come to the opera house at 1.45 tomorrow (Friday). Cheerz!

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

10 months

Embarrassed to announce our new 2023 Rugby World Cup Podcast! EP 1 is out now: Enjoy?

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

5 months

PERTH! Anyone on here in Perth?

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

3 months

Melbourne! I'm coming this week! 22 shows! Come along!

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

what a website!

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

I'm coming to do more shows in AUCKLAND! Also Wellington, Sydney and Melbourne.

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

This show is selling out! Melbourne if you're wanting to come book now if you need a specific date this fri and sun is already gone. EXTRA SHOW ADDED: Fri April 21st!

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

Melbourne. You are not going to believe this but I’m coming back! For one last show - it’s largely the same show so if you’ve already seen it don’t bother but if you have a friend who missed the festival here ya go:

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

IT’S MY LAST WEEK IN MELBOURNE! Thanks to everyone who’s come so far! 7 shows left! Tonight, fri and sat are almost sold out! Extra show added on Friday! Book now:

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

My 2023 Stand-up dates so far: NZ: WELLINGTON: 7/2 - 11/2 AUCKLAND: 22/2 - 25/2 Dunedin Fringe - On sale soon! AUS: MELBOURNE: 30/3 - 23/4 SYDNEY: 11/5 - 14/5 Full info and tickets at my fav website:

GUY WILLIAMS

www.guywilliams.co.nz

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

NZ today is filming in nightcaps tomorrow and Invercargill on Wednesday! Come be part of the magic/shambles:

Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

SOUTHLAND! We're coming to film #NewZealandToday next week and need people to be in a crowd for some "shows" were putting on: NIGHTCAPS - Tuesday at the pub: INVERCARGILL - Wednesday music gig:

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

5 months

AUCKLAND! Come watch a couple of eppy's of @newzealandtoday with me and the crew in a big theatre! There will be a QnA, Merch, and Maybe even a special guest! WOW! COOL! EXCITING! Tickets are only $10 to cover costs: link in bio or !

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

Thanks in advance! I'm gonna lose my blue tick soon! This is my last chance!

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

Melbourne! I’m coming back for one last show! Check out the marketing campaign then book a ticket:

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

4 months

BRISBANE IS SOLD OUT! So we've added a new show Sunday 3pm in a huge room: MELBOURNE, AUCKLAND, SYDNEY AND WELLINGTON STILL MANY TICKETS AVAILABLE:

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

4 months

Tonights New Zealand Today Live Screening is almost sold out! If you were planning on coming please book one of the last tickets online: NO DOOR SALES! PLEASE DO NOT SHOW UP WITHOUT A TICKET.

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

I actually live in Auckland this tweet was misleading - it sounds better to say I'm "coming" to a place rather than I'm just walking from down the road: "YOU MAY HAVE SEEN THIS NEXT COMEDIAN... JUST ALONG THE STREET... IT"S GUYYY!!"

Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

I'm coming to do more shows in AUCKLAND! Also Wellington, Sydney and Melbourne.

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Guy Williams

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4 months

MELBOURNE! Home to the best and worst photos I've ever taken in my life! I'm doing 22 shows... you have to come to one of them! Tickets and all other AUS/NZ dates:

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

SOUTHLAND! We're coming to film #NewZealandToday next week and need people to be in a crowd for some "shows" were putting on: NIGHTCAPS - Tuesday at the pub: INVERCARGILL - Wednesday music gig:

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

5 shows Melbourne shows left! Only remaining tickets are a few on sat and the extra show late Friday night! Please book now if you wanna come! Sydney and Auckland on sale too!

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

1 year

Anyone know anyone in Melbourne? I am coming to there:

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Guy Williams

@guywilliamsguy

7 months

LAST MINUTE EASY GIFT IDEA: Tickets to my new show in NZ and AUSTRALIA are ON SALE NOW!!! AUCKLAND, WELLINGTON, PERTH, ADELAIDE, MELBOURNE, SYDNEY, AND BRISBANE! FULL TICKETS AND DATES: Or Link in bio.

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