Timothy “Asshole” Mcqaude Profile
Timothy “Asshole” Mcqaude

@TimothyMcqaude

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Father of 2. Big ND sports fan. Current glue guy. Pro God Alpha Male. 7% black Sober 18.7 days and counting!!! #NDpreps former #NickKatonaTrain member:/

Donnybrook, ND
Joined June 2023
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Good morning, if you are unhappy in your current situation, you should bitch/complain about it more. Because at the end of the day, whining is what makes you change.
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@TankAaron42 This has to be the worst picture of all three of them
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@BobbyBankroll14 A woke rigger hacked my account and stole my trust wallet
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@feathersworth4 @Reek2Shiesty A whole fucking scoop?
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@complex55kb @Powerlift230lbs @AmiriKing I’m not a white supremacist but you are retarded
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@TimothyMcqaude
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Home❤️
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@TimothyMcqaude
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5 months
Happy national horny day to everyone except for Colin Schaefer!!! #NSIC
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@DonaldStevers I was horny and it was a moment of weakness.
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@TimothyMcqaude
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5 months
Im a huge @DrewKempel3 fan. This kids gonna have a legendary aau season.
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@TimothyMcqaude
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If you think kendrick is winning you’re probably a umary fan…
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@TimothyMcqaude
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3 months
LAME
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@OleMissManchu She’s hot
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@TimothyMcqaude
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5 months
Happy Saturday, Alpha Males. I’m sitting in my backyard(no fence) sunning my balls!!and no liberals I will not be apologizing if my lesbo neighbor is looking in MY backyard.
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@TimothyMcqaude
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@DavyParlays @kingunsolicited God forbid someone enjoys a Friday
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Kim kardashian is super sexy im tired of people saying shes fake
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@TimothyMcqaude
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4 months
Benched 225 today for the first time
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@EmberlynSlade @miakhalifa Nasty, disgusting prostitute that will never be able to feel true love in her life ever.
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@TimothyMcqaude
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3 months
Ever heard of ben bohl?
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End Wokeness
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This is what they call anti-racist:
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I genuinely think if the average American watched a single game of top level cricket their head would Simply Explode.
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Hitting chest
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Bet
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@BobbyBankroll14
Bankroll Bob
4 months
Reunited with @TimothyMcqaude life is good.
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@TimothyMcqaude
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2 months
Did he actually say this?
@MSUBeaversMBB
Minot State Men's Hoops
2 months
A lot of 👌s going up in just 1️⃣1️⃣ days at Mini camp! Trey said “Don’t forget your headbands‼️” #DITD #BuildTheDam 🔴⚪️🪵 Link:
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@TimothyMcqaude
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4 months
Watching LAX and drinking a beer. I am still drunk!!
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@sawjones69 Why do tweaks have giant cocks
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@TimothyMcqaude
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If you smoke weed daily you are a loser and also have nothing going for you
@AP
The Associated Press
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Daily marijuana use outpaces daily drinking in the US, a new study says
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@TimothyMcqaude
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@AbeWilfred1973 Someones never enjoyed the good old state b boys basketball tourney🤗
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Adam silver
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@TimothyMcqaude
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I did this at my prom and got beat up by the seniors drinking in the locker room.
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@TimothyMcqaude
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They’re also saying this to the high schooler theyre dating
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There should be a “big dick male visibility day” like if you agree
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@TimothyMcqaude
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Luka such a flopping little pussy
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@sh61268 @BobbyBankroll14 Yeah I’m also a 6’4 basketball player
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@TimothyMcqaude
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Joe hurlburt at the lions all star game in bismarck nd
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@TimothyMcqaude
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If you’re a man, that doesn’t lift weights atleast 4 times a week, you better lower your tone when youre talking to me gay bitch
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@TimothyMcqaude
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@CringePoker Cmon alpha male. Get naked!!
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@TimothyMcqaude
Timothy “Asshole” Mcqaude
6 months
Half of UND team in the transfer portal. Wasnt their team gpa hardly a 2? Where do these guys think theyre fucking going💀💀💀
@VerbalCommits
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6 months
North Dakota G Tyree Ihenacho has entered the transfer portal.
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@TimothyMcqaude
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@CarsonLuntz @JUCOadvocate I blame @RyanJamesMN he shouldve had him ranked higher
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@TimothyMcqaude
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Yes I let my wife get fucked by our black neighbor. He deserves it because of what my ancestors did to him. #notapologizing #BLM #Ketamine
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@TimothyMcqaude
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@eqSTbrock Just wait for the next one
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@TimothyMcqaude
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3 months
GRIT.
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@TimothyMcqaude
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Autistic coworker wont stop asking me about movies so I asked him if hes ever seen “Kimmy Granger Likes it Rough” he said he hasn’t but he will look it up tonight.
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@TimothyMcqaude
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Someones gotta lock my keys in a safe after the 6th one man… I should be in the slammer rn
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@TimothyMcqaude
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@FatRatCowboy Cant make her text you back
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@TimothyMcqaude
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@BallBoy305 @RyanJamesMN That kids definitely not getting a top performer post now.
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@RuffScruffs @KobeBeanLover 6’4 tinier dick than you👍🏻
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@TimothyMcqaude
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5 months
I am just LOVING these vuori short. I can already imagine playing beer die and smoking joints at the lake in these this summer. Also sorry for the thirst trap, dont open up twitter around ur bitch otherwise my enormous qauds might get her pussy wet #notapologizing
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@TimothyMcqaude
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@CPA_Doug69 And then after you walk past you turn around to look at the ass and just see hairy backs
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Bronny under on everything is gonna make me rich
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@TimothyMcqaude
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6 months
This is supposed to be my legal counsel? Leaking private messages during an ongoing trial. This is seriously so messy and unprofessional.
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Chris Dunn-Barr
6 months
@DonaldStevers @TimothyMcqaude Though he has provided good coverage of your league, I could not allow such disloyal action to be allowed in my great #GLIAC Additionally, I would be ashamed to have one of my own beg for pity. Is this how you want the #NickKatonaTrain to be represented?! Disappointing stuff.
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@TimothyMcqaude
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@KobeBeanLover @RuffScruffs I would just manhandle him. Full homo
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@TimothyMcqaude
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2 months
The olympics are fucking physical. I mean this looks like real basketball rn
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@TimothyMcqaude
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5 months
@SobrietyField “Is it bcu had a dui” nah I just do it for fun baby don’t worry😜
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@TimothyMcqaude
Timothy “Asshole” Mcqaude
6 months
Made it safely home. Well sort of, after I hit the deer some lesbian stopped behind me when I was checking out the damage on my car, told me “you shouldnt be driving!!”and “you reek like booze” I just told her I’m fine and she doesnt know what a 1997 class b champ is capable of😂
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@TimothyMcqaude
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6 months
Tossing in a zyn hungover
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@TimothyMcqaude
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5 months
Excited to announce that after a great freshman year at University of Northwestern St. Paul I'm entering the transfer portal to continue my academic and athletic journey. Grateful for the memories and eager for the #NextChapter D1’S ONLY, NO IN GAME FILM @HatfieldTreyton
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@TimothyMcqaude
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@us2traveller Im not a huge diarrhea fan
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Little ironic…..
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@TimothyMcqaude
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Probably watched the jeremiah sem state mix on instagram like 12 times #glazing
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@TimothyMcqaude
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@XOdakotaGray6 @fuckranch I agree dakota, would you like to go out to eat with me sometime? Maybe some mexican food perhaps?
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@TimothyMcqaude
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6 months
Would
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Did Cameron Brink just end her night with an "eff you" to the ref?
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@BobbyBankroll14 I shit you not I had a deal on the mcdonalds app for a $1 any size soda😂😂😂 best believe I chewed out the middle aged lady working the first window
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@TimothyMcqaude
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4 months
@kendricklamar you are a disgusting person! If you try some shit with my guy @Drake you gonna have to pull up to North Dakota and run me my fade.
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@NotJordanLewis @STEPH_ALFORD @JohnlovesBBN @eqSTbrock Also, if I may add J Lew. The NSIC didn’t keep it too close in these games vs NAIA schools either if I remember correctly. The shittiest team in the conference(UMARY) actually beat the #2 team in the North Star conference(Mayville) early on in the year.
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@TimothyMcqaude
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2 months
You got the wrong fucker bud. I’m still drunk and high
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@TimothyMcqaude
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@NotJordanLewis Sorry, wont happen again jordan. I just really thought that trey brandt has the best hair in the northern sun.
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@TimothyMcqaude
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6 months
@DonaldStevers I get it, honored to be a part. Sad to have it end like this and again, I apologize to all of the members of the #NickKatonaTrain . I hope in the future that I can make it up to everyone. Sorry.
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@TimothyMcqaude
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3 months
1 year ago today, I created this burner.
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@TimothyMcqaude
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@Buddy_Garrity69 @WIACDave Well this would be me Mr. garrity.
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@TimothyMcqaude
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Also, for everyone hitting my DM asking me to apologize bc now their bitch is making them buy $75 shorts, I’m not saying sorry! Fuck you all😂
@TimothyMcqaude
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I am just LOVING these vuori short. I can already imagine playing beer die and smoking joints at the lake in these this summer. Also sorry for the thirst trap, dont open up twitter around ur bitch otherwise my enormous qauds might get her pussy wet #notapologizing
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@TimothyMcqaude
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Im back, they (you know who) tried to silence me for my thought on the pussy @kendricklamar . Like always… Tim prevails
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@TimothyMcqaude
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Bet
@POTUS
President Biden
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George Floyd should be alive. He deserved so much more. Today, I join all those who loved him and all those touched by the civil rights movement he inspired in remembering the tragedy and injustice of his death. He changed the world. Now, let's act in his memory.
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@TimothyMcqaude
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Missing the game tonight. Atleast these won’t push me away.
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@WIACEddyNorris @markyclarky69 Eddy norris you dont know shit
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@TimothyMcqaude
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Brown da hirt guy was very interesting. Blue collar lineman that let me into his house!!!!!!!!!! I wokr up nd am still drunk
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@TimothyMcqaude
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@BobbyBankroll14 @KobeBeanLover I take this back they lost to DLB in Y league today😬
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@BobbyBankroll14 Wanna squat tomorrow
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Saturday mood
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@TimothyMcqaude
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Grant nelson fucked my wife.
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@BobbyBankroll14 @CarsonLuntz Chet kloss set a screen on my cousin one time and he fucking died. Not kidding
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@TimothyMcqaude
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These refs clearly want iowa to win this is garbage
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@TimothyMcqaude
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@BobbyBankroll14 @UMaryMensBball Doing all of this for 32 viewers
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@TimothyMcqaude
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Who else remembers when he lost Class B the lions game in bismarck because he showed up visibily drunk😂❤️. And he was still eastbaying in warmups!!
@VerbalCommits
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Colorado C Joe Hurlburt has entered the transfer portal.
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@TimothyMcqaude
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Thinking of going through a race change…. Any advice??
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@BucksDynazty @CarsonLuntz Currently hes an assistant at basketball
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@TimothyMcqaude
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Drake just cooked kendrick. Its over!!! @kendricklamar ur a cuck!!!
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