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Learning how to raise my sons

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@justbrizigs harry potter fans in your walls… terrifying

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@phil_so_silly the last line makes it very clear it’s a joke

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@EPM106 im ngl i thought this was a still from 127 hours the first few times i saw this tweet and was confused at the relevance

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@AnimeSerbia except that too many cooks is at least a good short this is literally nothing this appeals to Analog Horror kiddies and nobody else

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@AnimeSerbia get the blacked mug

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@bradjchester @i_zzzzzz If your body allows you to eat like that, I feel like you almost have an obligation to, in honor of those who can’t

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@ZeroSuitCamus funny shirt to wear as a bit tho

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@Srirachachau interesting bit for illumination, a very cynical and business oriented studio, to do

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@GentleDoofus i cannot help but love alec baldwin as an actor. i always go in thinking “haha alec baldwin” and then am very quickly won over by his charms.

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@PoorOldRoloTony @staticbluebat everything that man is involved with is deeply cynical

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name a character whose queerness is so obvious to you that you genuinely forget its not canon

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@PoorOldRoloTony @Ipaidforthat1 i think it also helps that most of those business movies are also doubling as blatant advertisements, while blackberry is not at all an advertisement for blackberry phones

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@Jiikae @Douggernaut_2 cant remember what it was but i clicked on a video the other day where the annoying guy was like “This movie is lost media, by which I mean it isn’t on streaming anywhere and I had to buy a DVD to watch it” — so NOT LOST MEDIA is what you mean by lost media then😭😭😭

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@Every6thDay @Douggernaut_2

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@SlayerKURISU North by Northwest.

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@Srirachachau I feel like becoming a joke is the best case scenario for a shitty movie

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@LongMacVampyr @W3ghe good concept but execution isn’t good enough to be considered great

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@bornposting @ArronsGhost im shocked people are STILL talking about it at all

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@Srirachachau John Swartzwelder is really the best counterpoint to the dumb “conservative comedy can’t be funny” slogan. Because his episodes (at least in the early seasons, can’t speak to his 2000s episodes) are seriously the best in the series

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@matress_island @Srirachachau i think this is the first time i’ve seen someone reference Get Fuzzy on social media

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@bloodberry_tart “in what world is blocking your fans okay”

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@ByYourLogic it is crazy just how much it looks like a youtube parody movie trailer from like a decade ago tho

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@remustennant @EPM106 alien covenant i think

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@untitleduser @VK_HM it’s completely justified that’s how i’d react if i saw him like that irl

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@indianloonie He turned me down because my feet were the wrong shape

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@PoorOldRoloTony Given his He-Man series seems to have been a success, wouldn’t it make more sense for him to push Netflix to finally get a new Clerks animated series made?

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@vinn_ayy i love how the poster is also a white guy lol

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@notkaidinspace @Douggernaut_2 this wasnt shot at all

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@ponderer @JenLRossman it’s just the creator playing favorites. spent a whole week on ducks but put humans together haphazardly over an afternoon

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@ohgodscrewthis @mattkatz00 No. They’re trying to teach about the joy and the tragedy of having a lobster as a pet.

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. @fredrin spotted

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@WyattDuncan And they were all right

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@AceThunder21 @Jiikae so many obscure french films r on like godbless

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@PileOfGeorge @AltHistCody He’s a children’s TV host, how many patents do you expect children’s TV hosts to have

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@AnimeSerbia whoa.. cartoon characters… but SCARY?!

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@insomni31780696 @LazlosGhost seems more just to be a novelty song about telephones. it predates hello being adopted as a general greeting.

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@louceph Op definitely knew it’s for a sex doll come on

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@EPM106 anyways ridley scott haters btfo even if u dont adore any of his films, or only like his more popular ones, u have to appreciate his craft… pretty much all of his films have some beautiful imagery in there

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@Srirachachau people often overlook the first two seasons but i think “three eyes on every fish” is easily one of the best episodes in the series

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@mondaymovieguy @ettingermentum it’s because of a monty python sketch i think

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@fiendformojitos not really

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@bloodberry_tart it works perfectly because of how seriously he executes it like when he drops the key it’s genuinely so suspenseful and then feels so triumphant when he manages it at the last second

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@AnimeSerbia idk about no man’s sky but for cyberpunk 2077 it was completely undeserved lol. absolutely dogshit game

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@ettingermentum I’d say Roblox and Fortnite have overtaken minecraft among children as of recent tbh but those still involve building typically

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@doulbedoink @ettingermentum gotta bring that back really

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@coopercooperco Current Mood: 👽 Contemplative

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@WyattDuncan it’s real???

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Garfield's latent bigotry is exposed.Jim Davis tribute set to "In the Air Tonight" by Phil Collins featuring vocals by Justin Roiland.

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@p87737d64g6 @NathanTrout @burandon_sama @sovietscifi it’s actually caught on as a way of avoiding censorship on tiktok and youtube and that’s literally it

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did he rly say that

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Biden: Say, what’s JD Vance’s favorite movie? Obama: Look, I really don’t… Biden: Back to the Furniture. Obama: Joe.

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@NotZaeya @AnimeSerbia a very bad one

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@Srirachachau It’s interesting how much Hannibal (the Ridley Scott movie) and Hannibal (the Bryan Fuller show) focus on Hannibal being like a gourmand, since it’s not really a part of Red Dragon and Silence of the Lambs as far as I’m aware, aside from him being called “Hannibal the Cannibal”

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@coldpizza4trump Is it The Simpsons or The Simpson’s

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Slimey may have been to space, but the view still takes his breath away! #ParisOlympics #SlimeyInParis

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@PileOfGeorge @AltHistCody do you also expect robert stack to be an accomplished detective

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@dennisbhooper I think the joke is that she sits in that seat specifically in order to be able to yell at the lady. Which she has the right to do imo, because she’s Nancy.

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@NathanHarkins7 @michaelcollado it’s a fetish, it’s not that bizarre

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@WyattDuncan Is Tim Allen an auteur?

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@thatbilloakley The grammatical errors suggest it’s not written by AI. If AI is good at only one thing it’s producing grammatically correct phrases.

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@aussieinaustin_ @BirdRespecter that doesnt seem to be working for him considering how long he’s been saying this and yet making no progress

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@KrangTNelson funny though how they finally realized chatGPT can’t actually produce responses as well as actual people

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@reeds_sarah best simpsons family member tbh

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ummm so this post has gone VIRAL 🤩🤩😳 if you see this please buy tickets to go see #REAGANTHEMOVIE IN THEATRES NOW!

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@JohnDiLillo He has been known to trash trailers.

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I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS TRAILER ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY Taken From Monsters Inc 2002 DVD

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@MILFmassacre Odie looks so scared :(

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@SmartSmears @weedhitter maybe you’re right, looking at twitter meme pages do feels identical to browsing any subreddit that isn’t for something super technical or niche

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@fiendformojitos i dont think james gunn is the guy designing the costumes probably

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@steelydante @staticbluebat could a man not marry his three brothers and cousin

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@Douggernaut_2 havent seen the movie but i like that his name is dementus. gotta hand it to miller, he’s great at coming up with names.

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@DailyTrix @JFrankensteiner the difference is chris pine has charisma while ryan reynolds has like negative charisma

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@BadPostsLLC @staticbluebat am i dumb for not being able to figure out how to get usable results from chatgpt like i dont get this at all cuz whenever i do try to get chatgpt to write even something simple for a resume it makes the worst sounding bullshit possible so i just dont use it

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@i_zzzzzz i didn’t know fish even used money. you learn something new every day

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@mcnabbwriter @Kickin_Against @billyjarrettugh Manhunter is an art film and a horror flick, Red Dragon is a pathetic attempt at doing Silence of the Lambs again

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@WillSloanEsq tom hanks just likes adding that southern twang i think. it’s probably the one modification to his voice he’s able to do

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@mcnabbwriter @billyjarrettugh love ed norton but he was completely miscast in that role not to mention the bizarre bleached hair

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@moonbeamdreams_ @TheLincoln at my school there were always significantly more students in honors math than in honors english so idk about that.

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@staticbluebat Imagine if he lived long enough and loved it so much he did a song for Empire Strikes Back

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@book3nds @RomanPBone1 patricia highsmith’s cat drawings

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@EnbyApple at least Max Rebo is from a movie people actually watched lol

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this is huge he should be the main character fuck selena who cares about her the david deluise fanbase is cheering rn the david deluise group chat is going crazy rn my david deluise cum shrine is getting a fresh coat tonight

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David DeLuise announces he will be reprising his role as Jerry Russo in the upcoming ‘Wizards of Waverly Place’ reboot series. Selena Gomez will guest star in the first episode.

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@muaddibstyle @i_zzzzzz they "expect" the most likely next word in the sentence

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@TheFlott_Man @robdelaney @i_zzzzzz youve never done that before?

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@DannyDrinksWine film is a visual medium, impossible to fully appreciate or even register the visuals on a phone screen

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@gomodernart @Criterion Wim Wenders’ “Perfect Days”, Al Brooks’ “Real Life”, Claude Chabrol’s “La Cérémonie”

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@KwayPayne90 @dklmarxist tbf i think few people care about the average IQs of third world countries besides white supremacists!

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@AshJubilee @GoodWillsmith @i_zzzzzz chantal akerman but im pretty sure it’s one of those fake tumblr quotes

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@dennisbhooper the reverse exists too of course. spaz is a completely innocuous term in the US, and a slur in the UK

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@Srirachachau the dead zone movie does a great job at capturing how christopher walken has a really interesting face even though everyone seems to focus in on his voice

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@GoatLa11y @Srirachachau pretty low bar to clear

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@ettingermentum i remember seeing this book in the target book section every time i was there for years

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@matress_island @Srirachachau loved Get Fuzzy as a kid…

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@MtlPhotog @JFrankensteiner It’ll be some multiverse bullshit

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just blatantly not true. Soyjaks did not exist in 2010. The wojak itself was just called “Feels Guy”. This soyjak is an EDIT of an image from 2010, but that’s not what this post says, it says “the parody soyjak first appeared … in 2010” which is not true.

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FOURTEEN?????????? FOURTEEN YEARS???????????????

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@staticbluebat a lot of ppl who say things like this seem to imagine that all information, all art, all culture just pops out of existence after a certain period of time

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