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This is my favorite visual artist who is a dude named hiroshi nagai. He went to Guam once and was so overcome by the beauty of the palm trees beach and sunset he dedicated his whole life to painting scenes of what he saw. If that isn’t the realest thing ever I don’t know what is
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@credenzaclear2 see that’s where we differ. i am feared by the strong
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@billyhumblebrag it’s a good joke the premise is they are amazing athletes. but calling moms is so weird
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@RozayJanae No especially when they’re not your manager and they start assigning you homework all the time for no reason you assign them homework back
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@emilyreadey
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@dee_bluehead Fucking exactly and everyone is like “oh can’t wait to have kids” “why wouldn’t u wanna have a kid” “it’s not that hard” hellloooooooo it is a LIFE in ur hands
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@tonyzentelis u know what actually I realize im just being a hater
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@jessicakiang Also why is the tortured poets department title in a different font if one theoretically typed this on the typewriter AND not the brown stains being the exact same shape on each page
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@ZacB_MN Modern day library of alexandria
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@tonyzentelis seriously what do u have to code that is that unreliant on wifi or the cloud
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@casbby888 obviously the polite thing to do is wait a bit and make a new one
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i did some also heh
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@emilyreadey @dimitroweb feeling like an influencer
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@tyler02020202 So jealous
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@menoutfitstudio I wouldn’t say navy blue and purple is a “perfect” pant shirt combination
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@emilyreadey
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@PanderShirts yes we do I love asylum chic
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@Duderichy There is no way this is real The tell is only one girl on a ux/ui team. big tech design is an asian womans world. most ux design orgs imho are like a perfect 50-50 gender split. also designers tend to be less sexually weird/dysfunctional like that Dev team tho I’d believe it
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@Duderichy theory is it goes deeper in the us (hint hint) from what ive heard fentanyl in coke and stuff is just not a thing in europe obv shit is cut everywhere…….meth baking soda whatever but fentanyl seems like a uniquely us phenomenon
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@coldhealing This is so true
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@marxistnila right it’s like u are my SUPERHERO u are everything good in this world to me where is our problemo
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@AskYatharth Yeah duh cuz you won’t be criticized in as much detail if you demonstrate you know what the criticisms are
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@lexbyanyname U are not gonna catch me with my seatbelt off any time soon
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@emilyreadey
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@dee_bluehead AND I think ppl don’t think about or realize it bc kids will by nature idealize forgive and suppress anything bad . So ppl are like “can’t wait to have my number 1 fan ❤️”. And they treat children like a toy or little project
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@luvu2golka also isn’t it spelled dietician
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@vonasterrors 53 is weird. 11 22 40 92 are op
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@bratzcokeden Fun fact the enemy here is PRIVATE EQUITY FIRMS
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@wildtheart Soooo true
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@hourly_shitpost I must be stupid……….
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@Duderichy from a free market perspective it makes no sense for a dealer to want a reputation for accidentally killing people
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@bigfatmoosepssy dude I seriously thought the other mother was the good guy and the movie was about them finding each other
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@createauchicag1 @wowzowee YouTube to mp3 conversion website
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@darylginn being a little moody
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@emilyreadey
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@coldhealing omg no i went from restauranting to a min wage job at a wework doing word docs and I just fell in love with sitting on my ass with a laptop drinking coffee
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@FrazzleMyGimp wizards of waverly place did it first
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@anonynaut Unfortunately with stuff like coding and product design it kinda has to be especially at the beginning for you to be good enough to do it full time and provide value
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I’m sorry I’m so antiproteinpilled like are you serious people are saying you need to eat the protein equivalent of 4 fillets of salmon every day or some shit No offense if cavemen weren’t doing that there’s no reason you need to eat 500 grams of manufactured soyslop
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How do ppl struggle getting enough protein when there’s fairlife milks
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@emilyreadey
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@naomirwolf my mom has a phd in calculus and the only things she’s said about it is “lol! So easy! What a joke” and “i forget what my dissertation was on. Something about statistics?” as a kid i asked if she was a dr. and she said “don’t be stupid”
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@zeta_globin So true like 1. Love learning for learnings sake and 2. Don’t give a shit about tests from the man and 3. Be smart enough to know you’ll succeed anyway
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@darylginn Rectangle 491 Copy is a beautiful name for a little girl
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@emilyreadey
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Wishing i just got into the self storage business when i was 12 like a smart person
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@Invertible_Man @Aella_Girl She’s a great writer
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officially a hottie with a body and a DRIVERS LICENSE!!! yay!
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Then vs now
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@emilyreadey
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today my teammate built a cool prototype w some of my little boxes. I like little boxes. I’m a simple person
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@emilyreadey
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When ur homie tries to get u into the bar
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She’s younger than I but older than most our age.
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@emilyreadey
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I am so completely all for the fight against climate change but i feel like environmental policy just attracts so much of a certain type of moralizing but inefficient person
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Hello everyone I have made it. However my suitcase got busted into lmao
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@emilyreadey
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Announcement I am officially moving to barcelona from seattle on a lil student visa for Spanish school in one month and now im nervoussssssss djdkxdksj
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I’m so embarrassed of having a blue check mark I need to cancel this shit i can’t tell if it’s showing my amazing tweets to like 1 more person or what
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@p8stie U r wise beyond ur years
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how I dress on the 3 days where I don’t fear and avoid going outdoors
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laina loo *:・゚✧*
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how i dress irl
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@TyleTweets This is the way
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I still cannot believe I am lucky enough to live in barcelona thank u spanish government!!! And my parents for helping fund spanish school!!
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@isabelunraveled This makes me so emotional
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Three years ago I spontaneously decided to buy a. Kitten and now I live most my life one foot away from a giant siberian cat. This is how u know actions have consequences
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Mood
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@sabzzee for here it’s always 2 but I always think they are going for a side hug and then I accidentally look like im trying to kiss them on the lips
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I saw this girls portfolio that was like “I believe typography has the power to create functional visual experiences” aka “I believe words have the power to be read” which is like love it but that is not exactly a super uncommon belief
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Clouds are for real hella goated when seeing just a few rays of sunshine is the vibe
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@callmeMaharani the only problem is the ppl who pissed me off would be like ehhhh idgaf
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You wouldn’t last one hour in the asylum where they raised me
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Yesterday I took my cat on the plane btw and he was very cute and had a lot of fans.
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People that genuinely unironically like cruises are so cute and sweet
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me during commerce. what a life!
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@TheDimitriT Also i accidentally answered as a man but hotties all the way sorry
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Hostels are so wild because you meet 2-3 people and hang out with them for four days straight they casually change ur life and u never speak to them again
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Hearing stuff like chipotle and sweet green get referred to as “slopbowls” has completely changed my opinion and mindset
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Congratulations to Uber eats because every restaurant rn looks so unappetizing that I got up and made myself food. Not easy to do
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schrodinger's text is when you send a text but you haven’t checked your phone to see if they respond
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Just updated my website. I know what you are thinking. Emily how are you so beautiful and also so accomplished? It’s actually not easy but I make it work.
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I’m too much of a narcissist to worry about getting replaced by AI. I’m already a perfectly trained model
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Thanks to me there will soon be yet another place on the internet where you can buy bitcoin. You’re welcome humanity
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@emilyreadey
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I designed this ! jealous yet haters ?
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today for work I made icons. They were like good job emily these are good icons. I said thank u
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first base is eye contact. second base is i love you. Third base is melancholy
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This girl next to me on the plane was working the whole time. She did Microsoft word doc then excel then back to Microsoft word doc . Good job to her! I just watched the office dinner party episode
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Pov you’re me and just realized walking to spanish school instead of taking the metro is a god tier experience
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I never thought I would do this. But for business reasons I have made the incredibly difficult decision to download office 365. I am nauseous and sick and I am grappling with a crisis of faith in my personal convictions. What do I stand for? Is it nothing?
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@ladivinefemme Right gross
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Crazy that after sourcing and collecting items for my dream apartment I am now Planning to give all this shit up
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@emilyreadey
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I am having a great time with my little workers. I thought because we all work remote that everyone would be weird (I am weird) it turns out im the only one that’s weird. Surprise!
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Owie im so sick and I am in so much pain rn im legitimately wondering if I’ll die
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My body hurts so much with all this walking bro im not built for this im from usa and built to sit on my ass
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So it turns out throwing half your belongings away every few months is a symptom of borderline personality disorder. ……… i thought i was just being a minimalist….
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Today is a very good day again
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@BenRatkaj It’s not just possible apparently it’s overwhelmingly likely huberman said we evolve for successful outcomes not for accuracy in understanding reality
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I love having a younger cousin because I can teach him all about my concept of honor
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I don’t invest in stocks. Because im a good person I invest directly in the economy. By spending. You’re welcome
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hello I have decided to start posting my work like a little grubby attention grubber grubbing for attention. So here is a work
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@lporiginalg Very true
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You’re lying if you say you’ve never had a crush on your cousin in your youth
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Demonic gf
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Testing in prod >
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Website animations are like a brazilian butt lift. Done very tastefully it’s like wow…that’s gorgeous. I’ve never seen anything like it But any amount over that and it is a fucking calamity
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Should I go dance bachata tonight Pros: putting myself out there Cons: Sunday and im sleepy
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I think da problem also is although we (the us) claims to value “capitalism” we fucking don’t. Why is it so hard for small businesses to start? Why so many pointless unproductive jobs? None of that is capitalist. We moved into bureaucratic feudalism which is lameeeeoooo
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