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Live, Laugh, Goon
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@dude_gang
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11 months
when the bartender asks me if I want an 11th beer
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2 years
when they dropping pornhub wrapped
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2 months
losing weight by doing coke, call that blowzempic
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10 months
autism be damned my boy can assemble a fantasy football team
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8 months
me to the airport gate agent after drinking 14 beers at the airport bar
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10 months
in her box for 2 minutes like a hockey player
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@dude_gang
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1 year
me and my friends wouldve hotboxed that submarine I’ll tell u that much
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@dude_gang
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8 months
me when the bartender asks me if I want a shot after drinking 14.5 beers
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@dude_gang
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7 months
in the orgy padding my stats during garbage time
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6 months
call me Edgar Allan the way I Poe up
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10 months
autism be damned that boy can riff in a group chat
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@dude_gang
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5 years
Dip the blunt in IPA
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@dude_gang
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3 years
Having a late lunch 😤
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@dude_gang
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2 years
Hot ones but instead of wings it’s gas station pills
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@dude_gang
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2 years
Me trying to find the clit
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@dude_gang
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1 year
the official sneakers of cold beer friday
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@dude_gang
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4 months
she’s not a truck stop whore but she does a lot on my lizard
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@dude_gang
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11 years
in the studio making beats http://t.co/K8DH7VPJUp
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@dude_gang
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2 years
microdosing the pussy until I can eat the whole thing
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@dude_gang
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3 months
autism be damned my boy can hit a parlay
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@dude_gang
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2 years
Might fuck around and access this island
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@dude_gang
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1 year
If u can’t handle me at my hootin then u don’t deserve me at my hollerin
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@dude_gang
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2 years
shrimp called out sick tonight. youre gunna have to fry this rice yourself
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@dude_gang
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8 months
dominos tracker but for the homie rolling up the blunt
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@dude_gang
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11 years
check out this sick bong i just got http://t.co/EmFeT2nvNW
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@dude_gang
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7 years
When she give u that Doug Dimmadome
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@dude_gang
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1 year
call me an Egyptian pyramid the way I’m so bricked up with no explanation
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@dude_gang
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8 months
apparently I’m “too old” and “too intoxicated” to sit on santas lap this year
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@dude_gang
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2 years
I put my harry in her potter now my hog got warts
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@dude_gang
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1 year
dream submarine rotation
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@dude_gang
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4 years
@KicksAddiction Bump her arm next time she doin her makeup
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@dude_gang
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6 months
autism be damned my boy can hit the dougie
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@dude_gang
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2 years
@zhandoudage Yeah everybody know this south beach
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@dude_gang
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3 years
@AmazonPosition Gunna try this but starting with my head bc I feel like that's the most important area of the body to make bullet proof
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@dude_gang
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2 years
tryna be like this, just in our bag & genuinely growing together while being each others biggest flex. some fuck everyone else type shit
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3 months
just thought about dapping up a wizard and got chills
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@dude_gang
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11 years
my dick was in the guinness book of world records. then the librarian told me to take it out
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@dude_gang
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2 years
she let me hit because I out pizza’d the hut
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@dude_gang
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1 year
Did a little something special for my girl for Valentine’s Day 🥰
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@dude_gang
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3 years
saying “tough crowd” when I don’t make her cum
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@dude_gang
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2 years
Me trying to find that one porn vid I used to watch 7 years ago
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3 years
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drop a bar that made you say “i felt that” 😩
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@dude_gang
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2 years
Post nut press conference
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@dude_gang
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4 years
@UrbanFoxxxx Reminds me of this
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1 year
I be in the coochie like:
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2 years
call me a hockey player the way I’m in her box for 2 minutes then I’m out
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7 months
@CHEFDOGMEAT u gotta hit them with the finger guns
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9 months
hitting a blinker at divorce court
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1 year
I drink therefore I drive
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2 years
damn she got that komodo wagon
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I can’t stop looking at this
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@dude_gang
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6 years
Registered flex offender in all 50 states
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11 months
@teletrumpies I’m speedrunning this shit
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@dude_gang
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10 months
they’re 86ing ur ass on line cook twitter
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@dude_gang
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1 year
Hot ones but instead of wings it’s fentanyl
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@dude_gang
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2 years
you can lead a horse to lean but you can’t make it sip
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3 years
Live, Laugh, Love Sosa
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@dude_gang
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10 years
4/20 was an inside job
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2 years
white dudes will see some boobs and say “well I’ll be…”
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5 years
@zackfox Been tryna get a dick bullet u got my vote
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1 year
When I’m outside and I smell that zaza
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1 year
bro last night was a powerpoint presentation
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1 year
(Trapaholics voice) Damn shrimp, where’d you fry this?
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@dude_gang
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6 years
Name a better combo than this
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@dude_gang
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7 years
Man slumped off them xans - Pompeii 79 AD
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@dude_gang
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11 years
Js on my feet, so get like me http://t.co/m48Zzq9mBn
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@dude_gang
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8 years
Looks like they changed the hollywood sign again smh
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@dude_gang
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4 years
This the most burning man shit I've ever seen
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2020 Tesla Cyberbike
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1 year
me holding my hog after I get done cranking it
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10 months
doing this after my 9th drink at the bar
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4 years
Had to start the day off right ☕
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2 months
twisted tea is just tea to a sick fuck like me
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4 months
drunk cig got me like:
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Hot ones but instead of wings it’s percs
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I need a pick me up
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Your body is a temple my body is a traphouse
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gettin top in the forest, call that neck of the woods
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no son of mine will be smoking mid
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licking my finger and putting it in the air to check the direction of the wind before cumming on her
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1 year
using this to control the submarine
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@dude_gang
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9 years
in the studio makin bangers http://t.co/KzxrbzGr3G
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7 years
Webmd just told me im a headass
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2 months
white guy shocks egyptian pharaoh by ordering in perfect hieroglyphics
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bro last night was a postcard
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who said I don’t get bitches
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you can tell how good a line cook is based on how many DUIs they got
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me when I get back from the cousin walk
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They’re 86ing you on line cook twitter
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7 years
Queso is my favorite migo
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2 years
We found wings in a boneless place
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getting the zoomies in the drunk tank
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(autistic cowboy voice) this spectrum ain’t big enough for the both of us
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11 years
camo condom on so no one sees me cuming
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7 years
Bro my roommate just got sickest bong
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3 months
yeah I got BPD. Beer Pouring Disorder
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pouring lean thru the brita filter
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(Pop smoke voice) she like the way that I poop
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i have here historical evidence that there indeed was a trap jesus http://t.co/srLTvc6dUc
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legalize marinara
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