餓螺螄 @zhandoudage Twitter profile

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2 years

Many ask, is this account a bot? No. ERROR: (provider: Named Pipes Provider, error: 40 - Could not open a connection to SQL Server)

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@zhandoudage

2 years

I hate when Japanese weebs trying to make everything Japanese. This beautiful city is located in Florida.

一元一串的Spear Rib🍢

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2 years

This city in Japan is so pretty 😍😍

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If you watch closely, you can see Hulk Hogan resting on the balcony.

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This is what's happening right now! People must know the truth!

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Traditional Chinese Medicine exist only in Taiwan. In Mainland, there is Simplified Chinese Medicine.

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2 years

The truth about Xi's plans revealed.

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@zhandoudage

6 months

Chen Wenhua is lying. According to this stat, China installing 82 plugs per hour.

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@spectatorindex 7? China makes 7 in a few hours.

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@zhandoudage

2 years

@RnaudBertrand The most interesting part of it, that how China remains totally silent. It hosts no conference, there are no loud campaigns, no Gretas, no eco-activism/terrorism. No nothing. Just results.

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2 years

Are you normal out there?

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2 years

People downplaying the most important detail about Macron’s visit to China. Xi met him in Guangzhou, not Beijing.

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@zhandoudage

2 years

I found more fair studies on China in Russian than in English.

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Taiwanese politics in one photo

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3 years

That’s literally me in literally soviet school uniform! Shocking!

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@SwaggyG_2102 @weirddalle

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@skbozphd Am I got it right?

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3 years

@BadVaccineTakes All of this is true. I also died 3 times after taking a vaccine. And twice more after a second dose.

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@zhandoudage

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@shanghaidaily When you woke up, but forgot you aren’t in New York City.

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2 years

@china_takes Pretty sure "not all like this". But, like a Ukrainian flag is a symbol of "you about to read smth stupid", same is Western first name next to Chinese family name usually means the same.

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3 years

@ASBMilitary So, by population count it's an overwhelming majority.

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@moghilemear13 One important nuance, these activist were a joined forces.

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3 years

@lolennui They are right. Putin is planning to start a K-pop band.

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@RazvenHK I made this up

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@zhandoudage

2 years

Chew stays in Senate for the next term.

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@zhandoudage

3 years

@yifullofsin You need to guess in which hand there's a paper clip. That's it.

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@AlanRMacLeod With all respect, but… well… does anyone assume it was not a military propaganda?

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@PamphletsY And large chunk of Russia. And Taiwan, which is normal, but not for Haley.

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@BISBAAS_ @LoneCourier2

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3 years

@ThumbinThru @spectatorindex Is’s typo. Increasingly cute — Russians brought Siberian husky puppies to the frontline.

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2 years

@200_zoka @kambrone64 Flip-flops are prohibited by Geneva Convention!

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2 years

@china_takes > What am I missing? Education. Basic level of education. Arithmetics, geography, physics, biology. All this boring stuff.

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@INDOPACOM What's unprofessional here? That they didn't hit you with a missile?

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3 years

@RnaudBertrand Oh, btw. US has its own Great Firewall. It's called US education system with no mandatory learning of foreign languages.

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@zhandoudage

2 years

I think, I can write better with my foot. I'll try now.

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It's #HumanRightsDay and also the 5th anniversary of the launch of @hk_watch Over the past 5 years our team has grown, our international influence & impact expanded, our commitment increased & determination strengthened Here's my message of solidarity with #HongKongers today

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@yifullofsin I initially wrote 'in which hand there's Biden's cum', but decided it's fucking gross and inappropriate. But I've reconsidered.

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@Mango_Press_ @CNN No, it's legit. It's the US branch (支) of Chinese public safety. What's wrong with that?

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@tripgabriel China is incredibly unimportant in the global economy except for production of almost everything.

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3 years

@ASBMilitary Tomorrow on CNN: Brazil invasion in Ukraine is imminent.

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@CarlZha How this number was calculated?

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Chinese historical drama is the best

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@waspjuice @WorldFirstThngs @Geographhy On the phone. Phone was invented before camera, so the took a photo of camera on the phone.

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@CurtExplores @BruteMarxist18 Frankly speaking, it’s pretty diverse. Everyone is falling/dying.

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2 years

@KarensGoneWld That's disturbing. Dogs are served with noodles, everyone knows it.

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@angeloinchina @sohbunshu How Americans play table tennis

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@KyleTrainEmoji Unfortunately, no. If it were real, they would execute all the so-called engineers who use Electron in mobile development.

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1 year

BREAKING: US Navy reported that "banging sounds" didn't come from the submarine, they came from Titanic itself.

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@Truth_n_Respect This Japanese girl has a point

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@PamphletsY Screw this canal. Let's build Shanghai — Mexico City tunnel instead!

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2 years

@demons_sight Yes! Yes! I was looking for this picture!

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@zhandoudage

3 years

@skbozphd Oh god, the title ‘non-binary hacker’ has some many implications.

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1 year

@CarlZha It’s from their 菜單

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@zhandoudage

2 years

@RnaudBertrand So, effectively, I’m Russian national, I’m on a working visa for couple of years in EU, reside there, attending citizenship, and I decide to buy a house and settle, but now I can’t?

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2 years

@Vtany55 @Ken04989139 I don’t think it’s a fair take for a school student. He cannot make decisions, yet.

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3 years

@RnaudBertrand I’ve spent about two hours verifying this table. One third just false, another third is companies ‘paused’ operations because of uncertainty with cross-border money transfer.

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@zhandoudage

2 years

@ItsStillMaoCena The bat conspiracy came from one exact video, where Chinese travel blogger was eating bat soup in Palau (ironically, US territory). . Also, there’s no bats in any Chinese cuisine at all.

Is bat soup a delicacy in China? We debunk a rumour on the origin of the coronavirus

observers.france24.com

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@ZacSetvak @china_takes Video was DONE. No more videos LEFT. Author is DESPERATE.

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Fun fact: she’s buying an Uyghur slave for her social credit, to help her grow her organs to donate to The Evil CCP.

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Don’t visit China anytime soon. Going anywhere requires signing up for their social credit system.

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3 years

@darrion_nguyen As a Russian, I can confirm. I personally invaded all of them.

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@zhandoudage

2 years

Some iPhone cases from AliExpress definitely deserve attention (if not praise). Especially, the line in Russian.

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2 years

@KarenWenLin Because 45—50% of Taiwan GDP come from Mainland, given special economical framework. Look, Ms. Woods, I have a questions to @SCMPNews editorial board, if they hire a person, who asks such questions on Twitter.

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@senko Мужчины умеют любить безусловно. Мужчинам в принципе не важно сколько зарабатывает женщина, какое у нее образование, сколько у нее квартир или машин. Мужчины любят женщин просто так, за хорошую жопу и сиськи.

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2 years

中國同志完全誤解了“俄式shitposting”

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2 years

@AndyBxxx China: *builds Forbidden City in 1420*. Random foreigner: “The pagodas and man-made ponds were picturesque and artificial, serving up a stereotypical vision of Chinese culture foreigners would expect”.

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@zhandoudage

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@pretentiouswhat Does anyone collecting this type of articles? I want the whole gallery.

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@zhandoudage

2 years

@isaacstonefish Mr. Fish, may be you're trying to win some Taiwanese people hearts, but you think they will be able to take you seriously when you're calling the Chiang Kai-Shek "the founding president of Taiwan"? Or it's a normal level of education for NYU graduate?

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@AndyBxxx @cathaypacific …and immediately hired by Delta. For compliance with behavioral standards.

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2 years

Now's everyone is talking about Pelosi, like if she's uncontrollable inadequate unstoppable force. Like typhoon, coming from Pacific.

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@china_takes Wtf I don’t understand. Even if you don’t like China, disagree with politics, prefer multi-party system… well, OK. Why being angry on praise of hard-working front-line medical staff? They’re the same everywhere.

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@zhandoudage

2 years

@RnaudBertrand Why everyone keep saying that Taiwan is democracy? It's token democracy at it best, but I'd rather say 80% Chinese political system, 20% parliament system, to have casual fights (literally) on some sensitive topics. Decision making in Taiwan is generally hidden from public.

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@zhandoudage

2 years

It's a hot topic right now in Taiwan. But, no English language media is reporting on this right now. Just as a reminder that CHINA BAD TAIWAN GOOD

ShanghaiPanda

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10 kids have died in the current wave covid epidemic in Taiwan. A Taiwanese faces a fine of NT$ 3million from the govt for complaining on Facebook that "many kids have passed away" - the govt doesn't think that 10 is too much, so he spread fake news.🤔

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@zhandoudage

2 years

Just a reminder, that for Russian sinologists is required to learn to read and write (!!!) 文言文.

Lyle Morris

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2 years

I have been following this new account on PLA issues. Not anymore. Ad hominem attacks on a respected China security expert are uncalled for. We are well past the stereotype that Chinese language skills are a prerequisite for understanding China. Unfollow.

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Taiwanese naming on the next level

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2 years

@emilyrauhala Abortion in Russia is legal and covered by social security

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@williamsantosg3 No. There were more cups, I deleted some. To reveal the truth.

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My favorite YouTube channel sending some conflicting vibes.

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@McardleCurt So, they stated that technically right to abortion in any country is genocide (I’m not anti-abortion, just follow logic).

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@SweetSummerSN No confirmation from Russian sources. Expect absolutely random claims in next 24 hours, including Russian troops landing in Alaska and on Mars.

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@SocialistFT One of raptors was my grandpa. :(

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2 years

Xinjiang genocide proven! Random Turkish-looking dude with mustache doesn’t live like Kanye West (but still looking like a boss, making shoes).

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Even propagandist Darren Byler who ripped off a video from a Uyghur TikToker, cropping out his Douyin ID from the bottom so you can't find his account, pretended to want Sketchers to investigate, he had nothing to say after Sketchers did exactly that, continuing on unphased.

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This spoon

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@RnaudBertrand Imagine, DPP officials discover "1992 Consensus" exists!

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@zhandoudage

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@juujoa @AceAlbert2022 For fuck sake already! Use of Twitter (X) IS NOT prohibited in China. Operations of Twitter Inc. (part of X Corp.) is not in compliance with PRC cyberspace regulations. Citizens of PRC use whatever they want whenever they want. In any capacity.

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@zhandoudage

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@larohamta Easy. You just bribe every official you met with your organ.

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@3efrp6iKObWuiOv Wait, until you find out about Confucianism as a political system.

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@SecondRingSZN I’m Russian in Taiwan. Imagine my frustration right now.

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@zhandoudage

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@RWApodcast Negotiator in DC: up to 1000/day. Kiev Independent on social media: no more than 3/day, mostly by natural reasons, from aging.

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@Cieryol1 Original

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@SweetSummerSN Look, may be I'm nitpicking. But you claim you're a "Left wing Chinese woman", but, according to your profile photo, you're definitely leaning right.

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@zhandoudage

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@RnaudBertrand I mean, if Taiwan stop playing along with the West, they immediately rebrand it to oppressive-repressive gov't with all the rights violated, and stuff.

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@zhandoudage

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@MaitreyaBhakal Oh, for fuck sake, who made Taipei higher than Shanghai?

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@stats_feed The best places for expats in 2022: 1. One of the highest crime rates 🇲🇽 2. Banned extramarital sex 🇮🇩 3. Practically, non-English speaking population 🇹🇼 Yeah, sure, go on

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@zhandoudage

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@YuxuanMichael I also heard officer said: 「你必須把你的器官捐給我家今天的麻辣燙！」This is how oppressive Communist China of Party is!

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@zhandoudage

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@AlanRMacLeod And propaganda is “an opinion I disagree with, from a source I don’t like”.

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@zhandoudage

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Remind me, if there any members of UE which official language is English?

Ignorance, the root and stem of all evil

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Ursula the EU witch announces the rollout of the digital ID…

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@zhandoudage

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China was created in early 1970s in a secret Soviet lab in the closed city of Zhopsk-66, for a sole purpose to distract Americans, while CPSU shot itself in the knee economically, as a 30 years experiment. Before China creation, its territory was a dragons reserve.

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China: "Chinese civilization is 5000 years old" Historians, archeologists: "Chinese civilization is 5000 years old" UNESCO: "Chinese civilization is 5000 years old" Western media: "China is politicizing history. Chinese civilization is only about 3000-4000 years old"

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@manyapan But in Indian version she dances for 15 minutes

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@valhallaone1 Should’ve met in Heilongjiang

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