LIFE HACK:
Always opt for tap water instead of filtered water. Filtration can strip away essential vitamins and minerals, including beneficial compounds like herbicides, factory solvents, and disinfectants, which play a role in fortifying your body over time
At Cici’s pizza eating their slop and it’s a circus in here. Screaming children running down the aisles and faceplanting on the ground. A little boy dispensing 6 different sodas into one cup. We are hogs standing shoulder to shoulder waiting to be fed
brendon urie is trending again because people think his new song is dogshit id like to remind everyone that he would be NOWHERE without the help of these two
@elonmusk
ellon you sit here talk about Twitter i loose thousands dollar following you in dog coin . i taked out mortgage on home and put all in dog coin and now it at very low and i eating bread with beans . you ruin my life ellon mosk .. you sayed buy and i buy and loose
@harvilla
When I was a kid I tried to write a fake love note pretending to be my mom and said “baby meet me in the garage😉” and thought my dad was gonna buy it
oh no... justin roiland is a creep?? what I am supposed to do with my Rick and Morty pipe, Rick and Morty lighter, Rick and Morty rolling tray, Rick and Morty grinder, Rick and Morty hybrid green goblin weed, and whatever the hell these things are ?
@badboychadhoy
Drinking is so annoying because it’s too much liquid like how tf am I supposed to drink like 3-4 glasses of something that tastes disgusting
Today i bent over and I looked at my asshole in the mirror, which also happens to be located directly next to my vagina. And you know what? I realized some things.
ELON MUSK TWITTER FUCK UP THREAD:
1. Addition of “for you” tab on timeline
2. Fucked up the cropping of images then immediately switched it back
3. New fucked up harder to read font
4. Elon rigs the algorithm to shove his tweets down everyone’s throat. People start blocking him
@Thenamesjan
@BrittanyCabralS
I feel like the point of receiving flowers/gifts is that you shouldn’t have to ask... giving her the flowers shows that ur thinking bout her and appreciating her
It pisses me off when people in the neighborhood don’t clean up after themselves. At least toss the cans in the lake so I don’t have to sit here and look at them 🙄
My roommate from last year was really skinny and she dated this guy who gave her this special ass cream as a birthday present because he thought it would make her ass grow
@Loverom2_Girl
@Freeyourmindkid
@MangoMaCall
It’s funny cuz nobody cared about this until now just because these pics are blowing up on the internet and administration doesn’t want their school to look bad
It’s stuff like this that gives female comedians a bad name like thank you for perpetuating the “women aren’t funny” stereotype and ruining it for the rest of us