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Parody of 🏳️‍🌈Gay Twitter™️. Recovering Spaces addict. GenX'r poorly coping with life. Not as drunk as I used to be. #SAVEStarTrekLowerDecks #HarrisWalz2024

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Ugh! I'm so tired of Twitter messing up all the video from my bookmarks of Kamala describing how she cooks a turkey! This is what's going to win the election!
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@esjesjesj IT WILL ALWAYS BE TWITTER!
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@Eugene_Scott This was within HOURS...
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BRAT Kamala shirts already on Fire Island. The gays move SO FAST
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@JasonKPargin Most people are oblivious to literally everything. So, no, not any person. Like 2% of the people you meet might pay attention at all.
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@BMeiselas And dolphins...
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@davidefinitely You're not the only one
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@davidfarrier Ohhh, some developers got laid off and decided to leave a little easter egg for their former corporate overlords. Classic!
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@Luner17 Yes, I thought so too. But I say if we go down, let's go down swingin for the fences!
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@realTuckFrumper Impeach this asshole.
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@yashar Just sitting here in silence as a smile slowly grows across my face while watching Joe take the stage to a massive crowd cheering, "We Love Joe!"
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@notcapnamerica Between Biden NGAF and Trump's brain melting out of his ear, the next 4 months are going to be the best season of "Old White Man Says" ever! Can't wait!
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@meakoopa It truly shows how irredeemable Selina is. But also a BAD ASS. "Cut out this melodramatic BULLSHIT!" I need that on a t-shirt.
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@AngryBlackLady Donald Trump has never looked this happy and he's certainly never been this happy in his life! We're going to eat them alive in November.
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@AkilahObviously If only I could find them in my image library fast enough.
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@sbstryker Absolutely! I'd hate for this pic to make it's way around the internet.
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@ChiCyph80 Every stand-up will tell you that you have to know how to handle hecklers. She just gave a 60 second master class.
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@traecrowder BEST. TRAE. RANT. EVER.
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@notcapnamerica @KamalaHarris OMG I can't imagine Trump or JD talking to a child like this. And if they did it would just come out creepy. SHE'S AUTHENTIC!! ❤️
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@Mikel_Jollett Yeah, canceled my subscription quite a while ago. I could get it free with my Amex card but I'm not interested in funding their chaos.
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@RealGeneKim @troyhunt I find it amusing that some trolls are gleefully saying how this outage brought down the banks. The U.S. banks were fine. Why? Well timing for sure, but also a pesky little thing called REGULATION. U.S. banks are required to create, maintain, and TEST robust business continuity
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@highbrow_nobrow I'm going to vomit.
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@briantylercohen @PeteButtigieg They wouldn't have been able to shut me up either!
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@DouglasEmhoff Nothing better than that vintage disposable camera look! Plus Cole and Emma!!
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@MikeDrucker OMG! They'll come for the Care Bears next!
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@valhallabckgirl GOT DAYUM this was good!! 🤣
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@CAdreamboy So many to choose from...
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@justinbaragona Jake just trying to stir the pot. FOCUS ON THE CONVENTION JAKE!
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@atrupar Goddamn we democrats have an amazing bench of political talent! I'm so happy the old guard is finally falling away and these stars are starting to get the attention they deserve. And Pete, as always, is at the forefront of interview responses that connect with REAL people!
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Oh @hadesxpluto , where can I find small cock Gay Twitter™️? Because I'm sick to death of these huge things all on my timeline. SO BORING!
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@sam_alberti We're gonna need the Fire Island gays to choreograph something more modern. Knowing them, rehearsals start tomorrow.
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@B_Rye989 She is the epitome of
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@courtneyellis I was already in but HELL YEAH! Let's hear it for the Oxford comma!
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@JenLRossman It's even simpler than that. "Oh that's just there in case your mom or sister need one and the girls bathroom is out. You can help out and get them one!"
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@beyoncegarden I could watch this on a loop all day. This is not just a BLAM, it's a...
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@cmclymer Me, dead from laughing.
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@kitconnorhd Holy mother of god
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@theereal_one This is not a boomer complaint. This is an everybody complaint.
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@laurenm Mitch is so damn gross.
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@MeraWannah Girl, not breaking out the boxed Franzia!
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@feistyfrank I ❤️ New York!
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@Tim_Walz Thank you Walz family for being REAL PEOPLE!
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@LeaKThompson @nytimes @maureendowd Canceled them last year and refuse to resubscribe even though it would be free with my Amex. They are an embarrassment.
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@RogerZenAF Why would a supreme be saying anything at all?
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@phxforced I feel like this is the reason Benifer broke up.
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@AndrewSolender Too cool for school! 🥥🌴 @RepSwalwell
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@AkilahObviously I could do this all day
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@MichaelErb @NickTagliaferro @kylietcheung @CapehartJ I hadn't seen it until yesterday. Bookmarked it!
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Kamala explaining how shes gonna cook Trump
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@soIaceontown Describe every dinner you ever had in LA.
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@GayLaVie $3k for a studio sounds like a steal. Oh wait, you mean a 200 sqft studio with kitchen/bathroom combo, don't you.
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@TheRickWilson Gaetz rockin the drag queen eyebrows!
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@gretchenwhitmer Keep bringin the joy!!
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@TheTNHoller When we cook, we win!
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@JoJoFromJerz @Lawrence This is almost the biggest BLAM I've seen all week and this has been a great week for BLAMS!
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@JasmineForUS I think I'll take the other half of that xanax now. JUST DEFEAT TRUMP ALREADY!!
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@SouthpawLeftist We are going to obliterate them at the ballot box
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@ItsDanSheehan As a gay man, I'm not sure how well I can believably pull off that line.
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@mmpadellan And dollar bills if it's a dolphin couch. MAKE IT RAIN!!
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@brianklaas 🎶 My heart will go on and on... 🎶
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@David_Leavitt All he needs is some Joker makeup.
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@MickeyPalms You just have to know how to talk to people.
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@AngryBlackLady Always love a dick joke but especially this one!
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"End Game" always tears me up, in so many scenes like this one. (No, not that Endgame--but it tears me up too! ) And like the many epic episodes of Babylon 5, thank you @straczynski for gifting us this brilliant, intelligent, and soulful work. Sorry for the crap background sound
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@RonFilipkowski They are so desperate. This is going to turn off so many of the independents. It's pathetic and I love it! Tim and his family are more than strong enough to weather this disgusting bullshit. Go Walz family!
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@JRHensley12 I'm very into sex but sex isn't into me.
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@Phil_Lewis_ ALLRIGHT BITCH LET'S TURN OUT FOR WHAT! WE'RE NOT GOING BACK!
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@donwinslow I would very like it if we never tweeted about him at all!
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@vinn_ayy Not cat racism! Shame, Vinny. Shame!
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@joncoopertweets If Hakeem is smart he's rallying his caucus and as many repugnicans he can find to elect an "independent" Speaker. Now that would be the New Year gift I want!
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@lordandtyler2 There are only 4 gays in the world. The rest is done with mirrors. And you slept with 3 of them.
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@cmclymer I refuse to turn on CNN...but I look forward to the clips and memes in my feed!
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@PardonMePleez @Eugene_Scott No...it's FIRE ISLAND. Suprised they didn't make speedos.
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@donwinslow #1 Cabinet Member that Kamala should fire.
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@JenLRossman Jen's followers all agree that @ClaudiaLives deserved an Emmy for this fantastic performance, let alone so many more. She delivered time and again throughout the entire series. "Death Incarnate" being my personal favorite, of course. #Babylon5 @straczynski @boxleitnerbruce
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@Acyn COMMANDER IN CHIEF!!
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@mattxiv @mikesarzo Yep, billionaires only care about one thing. Their money. Hit em in the wallet HARD!
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@admcrlsn The most effective politician in 2 generations.
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@BittrScrptReadr Apple mythos... "If we build it they will come" NOT! 🤣🤣
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@_natemorris It's wondrous!
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@AriDrennen CNN is soooooo out of touch.
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@BlackKnight10k Oh wow Tim needs sleep. He was actually so excited I think he pissed himself watching Kamala's speech today.
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@brianstelter Why would it matter? JUST DEFEAT TRUMP ALREADY! I DON'T CARE HOW.
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