Dating in your 30s should be more fun which is why when I have a one night stand, I write “Croatan” on their bathroom mirror in lipstick before I bounce.
One of the greatest crimes in streaming is that older shows that had ripping needle drops (Scubs, The X Files, Veronica Mars etc) are forced to used royalty free music instead of the bangers that were used and it deflates the whole vibe.
Folks lost their collective shit over that line from WandaVision but this line from Mad Men season 4 about Ida Blankenship knocks the other one’s dick right in the dirt: "She was born in 1898 in a barn. She died on the thirty-seventh floor of a skyscraper. She’s an astronaut."
The final nail in the coffin for the streaming wars. After spending $20B on shows and movies since the launch of Apple TV+ to generate less views in a month than Netflix does in a day, Apple plans to cut back on TV spending.
It was fun while it lasted.
It’s a dereliction of duty if I don’t post Kirk Cameron’s Saddest Boy Birthday Party sponsored by Subway every time he goes viral for opening his bigoted maw
@ManMadeMoon
This is so silly, and so trite, but back in 2011, David Hampton of Hampton Lumber planted a mix of Douglas fir and Larch when an area in Oregon was getting reforested. This was the result. He did it so for the next 30-50 years, passerbys every fall would see this. Just lovely.
There is no publicly accessible, high-quality photo of The Drew Carey Show episode where he wins the Batmobile from Batman Forever. This is what they're keeping from you.
@Flynah
@laurenduca
No one wants to talk about the clitoris while eating unlimited salad and breadsticks at the Olive Garden, Ian. Read the goddamned room.
Wait. Do you have to give Parler your social security number?! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH*breathes through teeth*AHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@chrissyteigen
Coincidentally, the best fucking thing they had there was this legit trolley of butter and bread and I think about that presentation of carbs and dairy at least once a week. I just want her back
The Alamo South Lamar in Austin dedicated auditorium 5 to Scott Wampler. Thank you so much to Tim for making this happen. He would’ve preferred 4, but he’s not here to complain about it so fuck it. 😉