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|24| inductee into the hall of fame of fucking off |18+| (DM fee of $5 for me to accept message requests) $25 unblock fee

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5 months

cocky when she says no to boing boing

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they should make narcan for when the weed makes you scared

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4 years

you smoke at parties i get high to fold my laundry we are not the same

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7 months

i would wear one of these with her initials on it

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I can't believe they invented bolo ties for your wang

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3 years

wait why is it okay for mormons to get boob jobs but not tattoos???

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3 years

every mormon girl in provo is like “this is the love of my life😍” and it’s just some balding dude in his 20s

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2 years

little miss “cum in me” keeps saying its my fault she’s pregnant i literally just follow directions smh

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2 years

mormons are always like “i love to party” and its just 10 people playing a board game sober

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3 years

heavy petting is my favorite phrase the church has ever used

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1 year

i cant believe we all are gay for the next 30 days thats fucking rad

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4 years

i am only gonna do this once i am bi i prefer women i am not quite out yet except for on here thank you for listening🌈

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4 years

who else is the one who “went off the deep end” in their family?

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AHEM this one is cropped you know what to do if you want to see the uncropped🤑

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1 year

me and WHOOOOO

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worym 🪱

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3 months

ugh fine since you asked

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post a pic where your bulge was insane

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3 months

a whole bottle of pills and a note a whole bottle of pills and a note

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1 year

stretch marks are just a guide to places you should kiss btw

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7 months

im sick of men having bible names like james and john but not having any of the sick ass ones like where are my boys named lazarus at??

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4 years

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MY MOM JUST TOLD ME THAT MY GRANDMA WAS FOLLOWING MY TWITTER THIS ENTIRE TIME AND THATS WHY SHES BEEN WORRIED ABOUT ME SOMEBODY SEND ALL THE HELP

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1 year

*running my finger over her taste in men* “promise me you’ll stop? for me🥺”

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3 years

in this house we rock with cain free cain velasquez

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9 months

men be like “i need space” and the space is inside another woman

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3 months

@itsBrae_ hoes mad that you are THE white boy

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7 months

an unfortunate realization you have to make as an adult is just because someone is in the same communities as you are and interested in the same things does not mean they are at all cool or a good person you just share a common interest lol

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1 year

every girl deserves at least 1 boyfriend and 1 girlfriend

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25 days

went swimming today iyec

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4 months

I Was Just Wondering If You Wanted to Hang Out With Me and Smoke Weed and Fill Our Bellies With Diet Soda and Play "Burnout Revenge" for the PS2

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7 months

hello sharks, i am asking you all for a fucking break

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2 years

*before sex* date: “so you’ve been tested recently right?” me: “yeah they said i have autism but idk why that’s important right now”

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2 years

yeah so anyways

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3 years

“top of the morning” implies that there is also a bottom of the morning and they probably need more attention

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2 years

sex work?? uh yeah i sure hope it does!!

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10 days

i keep that mf thang on me

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1 year

sharing a blunt with zoboomafoo would cure me

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1 year

this would heal me tbh

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2 years

@SnailSonnen hopefully a jiu jitsu class lmao

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2 years

last december -> this december

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27 days

top of the morning

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3 years

highest body count in the family gang wya

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FATHER BISCUIT🥐

6 months

can i come over and do this

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1 year

gf: i’m hungry me: where do you want to go for dinner gf:

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3 months

biden dropping out got me thinking about how i should have never dropped out of your life i hope maybe someday our relationship could have a second term. you don’t have to respond. tell your mother i said hello

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9 months

you’ve heard of doggy style now get ready for old yeller style (taking me out back and shooting me in the head)

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4 years

everyone i know is like “new baby just dropped🔥”

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1 year

her ass is fat because it is full of rage

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1 year

happy thursday!!

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2 years

this is probably my favorite collab

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@iconiksongs

songs that changed history

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what’s a collaboration that changed history?

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5 months

oh also i graduated yesterday so if you love me or are proud of me or think i am cute you could hit up the venmo link in my bio it would be v nice of you

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3 years

tw: self harm i am officially 1 year clean from self harm and i’m really fucking proud of myself :)

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2 years

brb masturbating on bangerter highway

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10 months

i would fuck and suck myself sooooo good

@HumansNoContext

NO CONTEXT HUMANS

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Would you?

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1 year

@kidneydefeater fender bender? i hardly know her

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1 month

@deathmothmads they’re so mad that they started writing fan fiction about you😭😭

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4 years

if you’ve ever liked panic! at the disco for any length of time you are now bisexual

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3 years

this is my favorite piece of costco lore actually

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4 years

dad in 1994ish vs me in 2021

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1 year

you tweet because you are annoying i tweet because i am also annoying we are the same

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snap memories coming in clutch so i could qt this😂

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hate that i’m attracted to men that wear a chain and a backwards hat

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2 years

men be like “i’ve changed” and they just got worse

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4 years

remember that time when my ex and i lived together and i was so broke paying for everything for both of us and so stressed out because of it that i was crying almost every night and she actually asked me if “maybe i could just save that for therapy”

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4 months

no one’s gonna know if you liked this btw🙈

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4 months

need to post something slutty cuz likes are private dont i

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4 months

this is gonna ruin the tour

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3 months

everyone say “good luck boyd”

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4 years

bro could you imagine my quality if life if i took care of my basic human needs?

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11 months

i will kill myself

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2 years

oh yeah its all coming together

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1 year

1 second after she came home from the barbie movie and drinks with the girls

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7 months

one thing about me is i can not take wrong number/scam texts seriously

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3 years

i think utah should start straight conversion therapy idk just zap a little gay into the conservatives

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1 year

my trauma did not make me strong it made me unhinged and weird

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2 years

i actually use the “🥺” emoji because i want to be tied up during sex

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1 year

when the cum drips out of you the next morning that’s called a dishonorable discharge

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11 months

i wasn’t flirting with your gf dude i am just hotter than you and replied to a tweet😭

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