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Dr Xyl 🇵🇸

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Self-taught heart surgeon

Joined August 2019

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@dr_xyl

Dr Xyl 🇵🇸

9 months

Shout out to all the niggas who are philosophers and intellectuals here on X but real life is giving them hands… Here you are a know-it-all but you miss nothing and reply to everything within minutes because there is nothing keeping you busy during the day 👀 we see you

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1 year

@YouDunnoVusi Lol you guys think your perspective is representative of the whole world 😂 How do you think YouTube fell off? Just because your algo sucks. Get over yourself man

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@JustDineo_ Don’t mislead people. Seeing something happen once doesn’t mean you know all the variables that came into play. You are telling lies at this age, for what?

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@PseudoPhoenix @KeKatli Yeah they forgot the same way most South Africans forgot JubJub is a murderer, it happens

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@lastcharmander Oh you must be American 👀

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@Kokoleo_zn Bro, aren’t you dating a nail tech?

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10 months

@hlovo_ In my days, these were R200 or R300

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@uLuyanda_Gama lol you user your Uber for someone else (especially women) and watch your ratings drop fast

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@AyoCraze @kingslayer253 Only after she lost some weight 🤣

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4 months

@JustDineo_ Infants can drink and process water. It’s risky giving them plenty of water. But they can safely consume water

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3 months

@hlovo_ Deploying that much power with more relaxed driving aids will always be a recipe for disaster. People drive smaller cars that assist them a lot and think they are Lewis Hamilton. M cars show them flames

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@masekoMCI Does this look like a spanner to you? madlebe kanyoko

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@Just_Zulu It’s usually misused as the Ho’Mobile

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@hlovo_ Talked to a white colleague on Friday who outright said most people who live in Camps Bay are there through hard work. I just didn’t know what to say

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@hlovo_ Until it tells you there is a shortcut in my backyard

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5 months

@Lloydbhudda Only on Social Media man. In the real world bashishiliza ngayo

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@thabisomoyo__ You just described your father perfectly

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11 months

@Vhoyde Lol 😭 these tweets keep gents awake at night man. You have contributed a lot to the lower rate of marriage. Now we are doubting our women

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Dr Xyl 🇵🇸

2 months

@CartuneNetwerk Haibo, they are titans of industry. We were not clear about which industry

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3 months

@LeoJuks @RMCFhugge @RMadridPix lol nonsense. Not everyone who doesn’t openly support your cause is discriminating against you. Life is too short to care about everything. Not everyone cares about you or your cause. This is NOT discrimination

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@B____D___ This is why you people are unemployable. You approach everything as “not rocket science” as if the only thing hard for you is rocket science when in reality you have either never sold a single thing or have never done inventory management

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@Chris_JNdonga Lol 🤣 have you raised anyone to age 25 yet nigga?

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@Vhoyde Lol I used to drive to Nyanga at 23:30 😂 but I am grown now and I have better control of my second head

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@MasekoValenciaN Actually, Indians do it too. They just don’t flaunt their ill gotten gains like Nigerians. You don’t even have to be good to do what they do, you just need to have no conscience

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Dr Xyl 🇵🇸

2 months

@Bonisile_RMS When ONLY women are agreeing with what you just said, you need to backtrack for real

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7 months

@killeures People underestimate Michael Jackson’s fame. This guy was thee guy before social media. He had people come to watch his hotel room, before they could easily know what hotel he is at

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Dr Xyl 🇵🇸

1 year

@hlovo_ Lol the king of waiting. He must have watched at least 20 men run through her and he gave her his surname

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@Steph_Gov27 Hadn’t started working yet? But you had a contract though, right?

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Dr Xyl 🇵🇸

2 months

@hlovo_ Turbo S… GT3, even the Touring, as a daily feels a bit much (for me)… But then again, I’d rather daily 540d over M5 competition. Can’t be trying not to die everyday man, I’m too old

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@Mr_PeterM Paying a million for a golf is silly business. I don’t care what they put in it, it’s still a golf

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@dr_xyl

Dr Xyl 🇵🇸

7 months

@Vhoyde Like, this isn’t even just sexual. The man is IN LOVE. He fell hard 😭😂

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@dr_xyl

Dr Xyl 🇵🇸

11 months

@shaunleroux1 @Ntandozi007 Lol 🤣 calling me Dr Lani will not change ukuthi uyis’duphunga. Speaking with your chest while you speak nonsense umdala kanje

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1 year

@2le_Fuze Activists think money grows on trees and then men decide who gets it. Banyana could be the best football team in the world, if no one is watching them then they are not getting paid. This discourse is tired now

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11 months

@DjDukesta @RalfGUM lol why is he not even asking, just coming on Twitter to announce remixing someone’s song. Appropriate response IMO

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@shaunleroux1 @Ntandozi007 Uyaphapha man. So wrong. You use Ka for surnames that begin with Ma, not just M

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Dr Xyl 🇵🇸

1 year

@SizweDhlomo Except when married people get home 👀 they all spend 20 min in the car after parking

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@AshleyMakgatho Lol I remember when I started hating shirts because they couldn’t be straight anymore. Woke up and ran 10km the next morning

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3 months

@SizweDhlomo For my own understanding, would deportation of illegal immigrants be outside the current law or would it be enforceable under current law? Which law would it be against if not?

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3 months

@_ShaunKeyz No, of course not. But 28 grand on shoes is downright terrible for someone who speaks the way he does

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6 months

@Vhoyde Man, formulas are lost. Her kind used to be quiet back in the day. Low self esteem from all the insults hurled at her. Now we are called bullies for even calling her ugly

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1 year

@Vhoyde They overfeed the kids in the name of “I don’t want my child to ever be in need or feel like something is missing”

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Dr Xyl 🇵🇸

10 months

@Vhoyde Lol but also you guys have a bad tendency to be disingenuous on this topic. You pretend like this government has ever achieved anything of the sort. Sometimes people aren’t fighting for privatization but they just don’t trust this government can keep its promises. Be honest man

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@dr_xyl

Dr Xyl 🇵🇸

5 months

@SizweDhlomo People are just making things up. These are rules that FIFA created for all members for professional reasons. Players are competitors and must treat each other with respect. Betting on each other goes against that

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Dr Xyl 🇵🇸

1 year

@muzy747 I think this is just another case of not understanding branding. Would you pay R10k for a bottle of Hansa Pilsner just because they slap “premium” on it? A swift is a swift is a swift. R400k for it is madness

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2 months

@_Percyval People invest their money elsewhere. Standard Bank must not pretend they don’t know people have access to better investment opportunities outside of letting inflation eat their money in a standard savings account

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@dr_xyl

Dr Xyl 🇵🇸

4 months

@Vhoyde Dude, do you actually believe every black person in corporate is there because of BEE? Not saying it’s not true. Just wondering what you have to support that?

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1 year

@Vhoyde Women only support you if they think you’re not a threat to them 😂 this is why they support fat women so much, yet they live in the gym the moment their jeans get tight

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Dr Xyl 🇵🇸

6 months

@ufeely_ Lol I don’t know man. Someone said she looks like a minister

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1 year

@Vhoyde One word: accountability. Women are like children. They just want to go through life believing everything happens to them. They play no role in their fate, just always victims

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3 months

@Yared_TheGuy lol brother doesn’t want to share the spoils. Leave the engineers to do what they are good at (everything)

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1 year

@Vhoyde You can’t even be neutral when it comes to them… They call you antise what what 🤷‍♂️

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@MphoMoalamedi @Boity_tshivhase Lol did you just gatekeep a movie? 😭 Diabolical

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Dr Xyl 🇵🇸

1 year

@_Auraxx Don’t let them make you feel bad about this. We appreciate your efforts in making the extra lessons. Don’t worry too much about those who don’t show when they need help. Can’t be begging people to take your help. The country needs tellers and petrol attendants

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@dr_xyl

Dr Xyl 🇵🇸

1 year

These people are weirdly violent and will excuse themselves of it. Just yesterday, one of them was kicking her own baby to get a man’s attention and we are not even talking about her anymore

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A guy on here was the victim of GBV and y'all, with no evidence but prejudice, were convinced either he was at fault or they both were. You people can't moralise to me

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3 months

@M_Jay94 @TomiRikhotso 25? 👀 That’s too much. Let’s not shift goal posts to lessen our losses

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Dr Xyl 🇵🇸

11 months

@Vhoyde This is how dudes catch bullets actually

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11 months

@Vhoyde It’s honestly not even speaking badly about anyone. Saying someone is cunning if they are is not speaking badly of them. Dangerous times if pointing out women aren’t flawless is seen as encouraging violence against them

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@hlovo_ Haha flirting when there’s nothing on this line is too easy

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6 months

@hlovo_ 🔥🔥🔥 He is going to be a menace to his age group. Project Mbappe going well

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@Just_Zulu To those asking about the song: How I Feel - Peejay Volves Beatz777. Piano Land

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@hlovo_ lol you downloaded a green beta? Brave man

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1 year

@Vhoyde Lol 😂 Table View might as well be an open Nigerian pharmacy at this point

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2 months

@TheCleanCarClub This is fucking nonsense because it says nothing about the size of the car

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@Vhoyde Lol 🤣 it’s game man. People don’t want things, they want the status that comes from having things. Most people don’t even know what Wagyu means, they just know it shows I can afford more than you

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4 months

@Okay_Wasabi And children harmonizing in the background

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8 months

lol but they can tell people who don’t believe in god they are going to hell every day. Fuck off

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Just because you don’t believe in God doesn’t mean you should mock those that do.

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1 year

@Vhoyde Lol women are like dolphins. Good PR but they are just wild dangerous

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6 months

@Vhoyde DSTv is underpriced? Their premium subscription is right on par with Sky in the UK and DirectTV in the US. And the latter 2 have better catalogs. What are you comparing them to that makes them underpriced?

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@Vhoyde At least they are trying. They only need to get it right a few times out of the many. We didn’t even try. “Diamonds are forever”

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@dr_xyl

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1 year

@Vhoyde This sounds logical. This doesn’t mean dating is a waste. Just that dating one that you’re just trying to bang is a waste of time

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Dr Xyl 🇵🇸

1 year

@Vhoyde Generally, the problem is that people who need help are also prideful. The lady offers free EXTRA classes and she must still put in the effort to encourage the dummies to pitch? In this case I refer to them as dummies because how can you not get extra lessons when you need them?

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@dr_xyl

Dr Xyl 🇵🇸

4 months

@hlovo_ My general rule is to skip the first beta of anything

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Dr Xyl 🇵🇸

9 months

Wait, I thought women didn’t need men. Why can’t they create these things for themselves?

@xm_muva

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If men gave birth, we would have medical advancements that made childbirth humanely possible. Men would create birth control in gummy bears with no side effects, if men needed abortions we'd have quality clinics in every coroner. Medical advancement is inherently misogynistic.

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1 year

I’m too black for this

@Mothematiks

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1 year

This is how Zoos and game drives should be 👌🏿😀

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@dr_xyl

Dr Xyl 🇵🇸

1 month

@lolaloveandart Please tell us what “nice and useful”means/looks like to you

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3 months

@ramsthulani_ Twitter is so disconnected from reality. It’s sad to watch. UCT grads are running corporate and this is the chat here 🤦‍♂️

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@dr_xyl

Dr Xyl 🇵🇸

11 months

@CopiousWar @DjDukesta @RalfGUM Read what I wrote. He was NOT asking. He just announced he might be doing it. That’s not asking. And Twitter is not an appropriate place for it

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@dr_xyl

Dr Xyl 🇵🇸

6 months

@SimplyKayGee lol bro, VW hasn’t built a gearbox that can chat to BMW. Let alone the engine and handling. This is a good car. But it’s not in the realm of BMW on track driving

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@dr_xyl

Dr Xyl 🇵🇸

11 months

@kwets11 You guys wear suits and all kinds of western clothing, you eat western food and adopted western medicine and want to come here and call people a colonizer’s greatest dream? Hypocrites much?

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6 months

@hlovo_ Oh damn 🤣😂😭 Not even 1

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4 months

@Vhoyde Or do you believe the only way for a black man to be well off is BEE?

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@Vhoyde Haha what’s this I hear? When they do the month end “a man who keeps his promises 🕯️” you fold and pay rent?

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Dr Xyl 🇵🇸

1 year

@MohlaleGCR 4 pipes on a 320i? Ey JHB guys cannot be helped

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6 months

@hlovo_ V8, always. V6 kinda sounds good but it feels too “accessible”, cheap 🤣. W16 is okay too

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@ndux_m @SiyethabaFuneka Lol say yes with your chest. It IS a character flaw. Are you afraid to be dragged? 👀

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@dr_xyl

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@tarmactorque Purposefully? That is nasty. Cleanse your heart. Max was wrong for not checking if Lewis was okay but claiming he did it purposefully is just nasty. You need help

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@MrMenziN Minister? Just pay SARS and all is well

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@YouDunnoVusi He looks like he is a KPMG accountant out to play 5-aside footy with the gang

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@SSkinnylad @hlovo_ Lol what is a glory hunter? Don’t all teams participate for the glory? 👀 Maybe that is why Madrid has won this thing 14 times and City only once despite being “the best in Europe” for about 5 years now

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1 year

@SizweDhlomo Lol for those who are lost. He meant it’s a revenue stream. At the technical level, there is absolutely no reason for data to expire

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@dr_xyl

Dr Xyl 🇵🇸

8 months

How does a heavyweight move this fast? 👀 God clearly has favorites

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Fighting mike tyson in the prime HAD to be some bullshit! lol Aint no fucking way

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1 year

Lol this take is not really hot. Neymar is “what could have been”. Greats always break through, he just didn’t

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Neymar is the 2nd best player of this generation based on pure footballing abilities after leo messi.

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@Vhoyde Even for a company like Boeing? SpaceX? Nvidia? I doubt that. You can go a long way of course but something is bound to go wrong if the CEO is clueless about the technical details

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Dr Xyl 🇵🇸

1 year

@Vhoyde To me, it just seems like it’s all a human way of dealing with not existing. Easier if you tell yourself there is an afterlife. Frankly, I don’t think there is. When you are dead, you are dead and that’s it. Life is just too random, no actual signs of ancestral influence

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@Vhoyde Reminds me of that Bill Burr piece on a “No!” vs “No, stop it 🥹”

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@_BigSexy @Vhoyde Depends… Some people work because they choose to, not because they have to. Amazon CEO has a payday. Is he not financially free? 👀

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@dr_xyl

Dr Xyl 🇵🇸

1 year

This is better than a calendar. You know the rent is due

@2dosesofK

Kassy

1 year

Every woman deserves a man who is there for her through difficult times. Men who are providers deserve the world at their feet 👀👀👀👀👀👀

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1 year

@NthabisengHN Yoh that voice. Uphi?

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1 year

@YouDunnoVusi 😭😭😭 is that the one they say is Indian?

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Dr Xyl 🇵🇸

1 year

@GodPenuel Charity begins at home. Let’s be present fathers first

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11 months

What an awful thing to say about an entire tribe based on a small sample. It couldn’t have been “some people aren’t nice”, it had to be about an entire tribe

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Serurubele 🦋

11 months

I’m sorry but women from this tribe aren’t nice people yaz. They’re even worse as friends.

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