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sociologist in training @NorthwesternU

Chicago, IL
Joined March 2013
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@eyakoheh
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2 years
🚨new publication alert!🚨 elated to share that my first academic paper, “no privacy, no peace: urban surveillance and the movement for black lives”, was just published in the journal of race, ethnicity and the city. download for free here:
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@eyakoheh
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2 months
are palestinians anti-black? is my caesar salad demure? was the war on terror harm reduction? will kamala harris come to my birthday party?
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@eyakoheh
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4 months
can’t fall asleep thinking about this picture from last year…an indian man wrapping a palestinian keffiyeh around me, a ghanaian-american, in mexico city…look at what globalization has done…
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@eyakoheh
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6 years
10 seconds into a conversation with some lady today and she says “omg your english is so good!! how long have you been in the country??” ....ma’am, i am from columbus, ohio
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@eyakoheh
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2 years
we say mesopotamia is the cradle of civilization like columbus, ohio isn’t right there
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@eyakoheh
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4 years
ohio state administrators be like “i know a place” and it’s home. bc that’s where we’re all gonna be after the univeristy realizes it can’t effectively socially distance 50,000+ undergraduate students and has to end in-person classes earlier than expected 👁👄👁
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@eyakoheh
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3 years
my mom still has access to my checking account so every two weeks i get a text telling me to stop spending money at cazuelas mexican grill
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3 years
y’all remember five months ago when they thought columbus gangs were starting a turf war off campus
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4 years
being an OSU student has been absolutely embarrassing as of late lmao
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@aguaardientes reading this right after eating three day old rice lmao
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3 months
he literally gave a 30-minute speech titled “the universities are the enemy”
@OhioStateNews
Ohio State News
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A Statement from The Ohio State University: Senator JD Vance is an Ohio State alum, a native Ohioan and a dedicated public servant, exemplifying the university motto Education for Citizenship. Ohio State congratulates him on his selection to be the Republican vice presidential
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3 years
i knew i would not be donating to ohio state after i drank from a water fountain at 18th and it was HOT
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3 years
CPD terrorizing Black neighborhoods less than 24 hours before letting drunk college students destroy cars on chitt lmaoo
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4 years
honestly where tf are these freshman even walking to at night lmao i know that fake id order hasn’t come in yet 🤨 plus who do y’all even know who lives off campus??? i’m confused
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1 year
when will columbus be freed from the clutches of this photo
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Noah ✵
1 year
the avengers: "the city is saved" the city:
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3 years
thinking about how i’m no longer a student and just some some guy who lives in columbus
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1 year
immediately thought of this
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@PatrickButler00
Patrick Butler
1 year
We must bring back the coffee house. A place designed to stimulate your mind and encourage conversation with books, coffee, cigarettes and cigars Compare this to the modern day bar, a dark, loud, sad place to ignore reality with alcohol One is clearly better than the other.
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3 years
if covid cases spike and i don’t get an in-person graduation bc of chitt show i will never forgive y’all
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2 years
you finally leave ohio only to spend the rest of your life defending it…
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4 years
wrote an opinion piece regarding ohio state’s responsibility towards Black students in the wake of mounting police violence! cut ties with CPD!! “Column: Will Ohio State demonstrate leadership for Black students?”
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@eyakoheh
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4 years
college students caption their photos “go where you feel most alive :)” and their location is gatlinburg, tennessee
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4 years
we are proud of our SBP but we also refuse to support any of the meaningful change she is trying to create 😌👏🏾❤️
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Ohio State
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We are proud of our student body president, Roaya Higazi, for using her personal experiences to create meaningful change at Ohio State.
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4 years
harvard and MIT are suing ICE over their recent actions against international students, columbia is reportedly creating a 1-credit hour class to support their international students, and osu admin are,,, remaining complacent. truly embarrassing @OhioState
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@eyakoheh
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2 years
i failed calculus my freshman year of college. this past week, i was accepted into PhD programs at yale and northwestern :-)
@gauravsabnis
Gaurav Sabnis
2 years
Flex your lowest academic low score. To remind us that almost everyone fails at some point in life but it isn't the end of the road. Just a memory in the end. Mine was 27/100 in Engineering Math 2, just a year after I'd scored 99 in 12th boards. Much needed kick in my butt.
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4 years
i don’t usually tweet this sort of stuff but i was just offered a high key prestigious fellowship with @CarnegieEndow to do research in DC for a year after graduation and im pretty proud of myself soooo :) can we get a W in the chat?
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@eyakoheh
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3 years
i graduated with a B.S. which means i can perform open heart surgery if i wanted to
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3 years
my five year plan is to marry a stem major and become a stay-at-home dad
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4 years
OSU just needs to admit defeat and go completely online lmao
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5 years
nobody: my forehead after a long day:
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
5 years
PLENTY OF OIL!
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4 years
today’s demonstrations in columbus #BlackLivesMatter
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3 years
ohio state didn’t give us ipads, made us sit through a rainstorm for our in-person commencent, and now this is being introduced less than a year after i graduated 😭😭😭 class of 2021 got played to an unfathomable degree
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NPR
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NEW: Ohio State University is launching a new plan to raise $800 million to eliminate all loans from financial aid packages given to undergrad students.
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4 years
oppression but make it intersectional 😌❤️
@benshapiro
Ben Shapiro
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ACB sworn in by Clarence Thomas. Awesome.
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4 years
why was no one on campus today wearing a mask lmao y’all stinky
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2 years
rihanna: when im with youu all i get is wild thoughts me in my living room halfway across the country:
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@eyakoheh
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5 years
thinking back to the time my uber driver and i didn’t say a word to each other until halfway through the ride when hips don’t lie came on the radio and we both quietly said “shakira shakira”
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4 years
remembering how terrible this day was four years ago makes trump’s loss all the more gratifying
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1 year
this is how vehemently i defended ohio every day for two years when i was living in dc
@Nwags40
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1 year
gonna get a lot of mileage out of this one now that i live amongst the coastal elites
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3 years
i hate having to tweet about OSU and policing all the time 😐 can y’all stop acting up so i can talk about the new young thug album or something
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@Hereandthere190 is the spanish empire my friend?
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4 years
y’all??? 🤨
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@eyakoheh
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6 years
i told some drunk mom at a frat party last night that i’m a pre-law student and she said, “you’re no pre anything... you’re already there!!” and that’s basically how i became a licensed attorney and member of the ohio bar association, thank u Gwyneth
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4 years
if they put students on tenure committees i promise half these professors would not be tenured lmfao
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how did i go from failing calculus freshman year to the university sending mass e-mails about me and my achievements lmaooo
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vanesa doofenshmirtz
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@eyakoheh work email vibes
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5 years
ight imma sit this one out
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4 years
having your health insurance tied to your employer is an absolutely INSANE system to live under lmao
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4 years
i did my first ever tik tok dance last night and i woke up to it having no likes and this one comment, i’ve never deleted a post so quickly before
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4 years
the republican party is an existential threat to democracy like these people are actual terrorists lmao
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4 years
everyday, columbus drivers wake up and decide to cause havoc for absolutely no reason - completely unprovoked!!
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@eyakoheh
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2 years
as we speak white college students are rioting and setting cars on fire all over campus because they won a football scrimmage against themselves. mind you, these men are 3rd/4th generation legacies. integration does not happen over time: the problem just gets worse
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@EvaVlaar
Eva Vlaardingerbroek
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As we speak Moroccan migrants are rioting and setting cities on fire all over Europe because they won a football game against Belgium. Mind you, these men are 3rd/4th generation migrants. Integration does not happen over time: the problem just gets worse.
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3 years
god did not put us on this earth to write cover letters
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4 years
at kroger watching a lot of y’all’s boyfriends scurrying around with your last minute discount valentine’s day gift... be easy tho
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2 years
there is no better time to abolish the supreme court than right now
@Taniel
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The 3 dissenters warn that more is coming. They write that the conservatives' approach in the Dobbs ruling "places in jeopardy other rights, from contraception to same-sex intimacy and marriage."
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@starweedo tiktok will pay for its crimes
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4 years
also, to be frank, there’s very low hope for unity in a country where 69 million people (and counting) willingly voted for a white supremacist sympathizer even after being exposed to four years of his bigotry, sexism, and unrelenting racism lmao
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4 years
coronavirus really said, is that your internship that will give you relevant job experience and boost your chances of finding employment after graduation in the wake of potential economic crisis and further financial uncertainty? 😳 i’ll be taking that, thanks 😌🤲🏾✨
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5 years
back home for break which means i can now eat fruit without any sort of financial strain on my end
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4 years
i have just been informed that bon iver and bon jovi are bands comprised of multiple white men as opposed to singular, individual white men
@eyakoheh
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whenever i don’t know who a famous white man is, i automatically assume they’re either bon ivor or bon jovi. not sure why, but i’m bound to get it right one of these days!
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i need straight women to understand that the guy you’re talking to at the bar DID NOT wash his hands when he used the bathroom just now
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@eyakoheh
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4 years
tonight, in complete violation of their press exemption from curfew, OSU student reporters from @TheLantern were pepper sprayed and harassed by columbus police. i’m so tired of the games. protect our campus community and cut ties with CPD!! @OhioState @OSUPrezDrake
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4 years
i just paid $20 to uber eats a turkey sandwich that somehow came with zero of the toppings i ordered this is quite possibly the worst day of my life
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4 years
kinda disturbing how there are people out there who you haven’t talked to in months/years but share pretty intimate memories with lmao
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woke up to an empty brita again man i can’t keep living like this
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3 years
no but fr it’s 60 degrees in december and y’all worried about a 401k 🤨😹
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6 years
i’m so sorry but once my late fall/winter fits come back into rotation, i’m hurting feelings
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2 years
black children will be shot.
@nbc4i
NBC4 Columbus
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#BREAKING : After hours of debate, the Ohio Senate voted 23-9 to pass House Bill 99, allowing teachers or other school staff to carry guns in school with permission from a district. The bill will move to the House for further consideration.
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simply wtf is wrong with y’all
@Nicole_Kraft
Nicole Kraft
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“Hackenberg said she recently spoke with an off-campus student who developed a cough. He later tested positive for COVID-19, but told Hackenberg that he threw a ‘rager’ at his house after first feeling symptomatic because he knew he would soon have to isolate in his house.”
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3 years
graduation next week, meaning i’ll soon be transitioning from broke college student twitter to broke working professional twitter :(
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4 years
american empire is on the verge of collapse and im at CVS buying multivitamins
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i absolutely hate when i get emails with the subject line “scholarship opportunity :)” and it’s just the military trying to recruit desperate college students
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good morning from northwestern university! liberation in our lifetimes!! 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
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@eyakoheh
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2 years
anywho, wanted to share that i will be starting a new position with the bridging divides initiative @Princeton as senior research specialist, where i will be working on political violence and protest, and, more importantly, continuing to avoid grad school 🫡
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4 years
the claim that journalistic integrity is somehow compromised simply because you respect the anonymity of student protestors is,,, an incredibly disingenuous argument at best
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5 years
i tweeted this after junior year homecoming
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I was on a mission tonight
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in 2nd grade i started thinking about this veggie tales episode i watched the day before and started laughing and this kid thought i was laughing at his drawing & told the teacher & when she asked i was too scared to admit i watched veggie tales so i got in trouble for bullying
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7 years
eyes on the prize 💍
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6 years
good morning to everyone except mike dewine and ted cruz
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5 years
last night i didn’t eat dinner and this morning for breakfast i had a banana, one of those starbucks mochas you buy at target, and two vitamin gummies. is this what it’s like to no longer have a university meal plan
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eyako
4 years
every single democratic candidate who opposed medicare for all lost their congressional seat lmao implying that americans fear progressive policies as much as they fear literal fascism is rather awful political analysis
@ethanmwolf
Ethan Wolf 🇺🇸
4 years
5 takeaways I have from this election: 1) Joe Biden Democrats win. Democrats won by a significant margin in the Presidential, but Americans did not want him to control both the Senate and the House. Americans of all backgrounds fear the far-left nearly as much as the far-right.
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5 years
studying at a coffee shop in the short north just so i can feel something
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eyako
6 years
hello friends this is your daily reminder that out of the 7,136 first-year students enrolled at osu this past school year, only 129 of us were black males! let’s do more for our country’s african american men/minority youth as a whole, they deserve better than this!
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@eyakoheh
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2 years
just transferred money from my savings to my checking so i could pay for a bagel sandwich
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2 years
i just went to walgreens and paid $13.24 for some floss…anyways totally unrelated picture below
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5 years
majoring in a social science just means learning about prisoner’s dilemma until you graduate and realize you’re unemployable
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2 years
dems keep running centrist candidates to appeal to republican voters as if those republicans voters won’t just vote for the republican candidate on the ballot lmao
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@eyakoheh
eyako
6 years
how did this loser not know what the state fish is smh embarrassing
@RichCordray
Rich Cordray
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The state bird of Ohio is the Cardinal, the flower is the Carnation, the tree is the Buckeye. Time for some sidewalk Jeopardy!
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my family runs on a completely different level of african time bro we are just now putting up our christmas tree,,,, it is december 26th
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2 years
no way the board of trustees staged a coup against KJ…this is like when they exiled napolean
@DispatchAlerts
Columbus Dispatch
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Ohio State President Kristina M. Johnson is expected to announce her resignation Tuesday. She resigned at the request of the trustees, sources said.
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eyako
4 years
how do you expect protestors to remain peaceful when your police force constantly and deliberately provokes them?
@MayorGinther
Mayor Andrew Ginther
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I respect peaceful protests and ask residents to remain peaceful in their actions tonight and every night.
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gonna start listening to the music people post on their stories and if the song sucks, i will be swiping up and letting you know!
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me watching my degree slowly lose its value bc the quality of my instruction is being cut in half meanwhile i’m still paying full tuition 👁👄👁
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eyako
2 years
i’ll never forget when i said “ight bro bet” in front of a white man and he said i sounded like his little brother?
@nhoodpublicist
The Neighborhood Publicist
2 years
I’ve been following this conversation on TikTok about how Gen z entire personalities is basically then copying Black ppl. So yt ppl are accusing Black ppl of talking like teenagers when it’s really that the yt children are appropriating our culture.
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do you people have any convictions
@t_ruggeri
Tyler Ruggeri
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all of us a month ago: “fuck this fascist capitalism-worshipping shithole of a country straight to hell” all of us today:
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eyako
2 years
imagine coming back to smith steeb after a long day and ur roommate starts lecturing u on moral philosophy
@Yascha_Mounk
Yascha Mounk
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What are the top things universities could do to encourage a culture of free debate and inquiry, not just in the classroom but also in dorms and dining halls?
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standing by myself, awkwardly spitting into a tube for my covid test while the critically acclaimed 2011 hit “how to love” x lil wayne plays in the background
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4 years
mom is stockpiling several of those 25 pound bags of asian rice in preparation for the impending race war, immigrant parents really are such a different breed
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@Hereandthere190 should we throw a party? should i invite the conquistadors?
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3 years
can y’all stop liking my tweets and start admitting that u have big fat crushes on me
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4 years
i get so thrown off when people ask me how my day/week/semester has been bc i don’t be remembering anything fr head on empty 24/7 365
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eyako
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election? won ✔️ my senator seat? won ✔️ my 10:20 class? skipped ✔️
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