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@poisonjr For what it's worth, the people who watch Bojack and agree with the proverbs are also gravely worried about themselves.
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@fabalasays @tplohetski Yep, they had an entire, separate, entirely-useless police department for the school district.
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@nypdSMD @Andres4NY Just absolutely wasted on adrenaline
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@WeirdCatHQ @AnarchoBreadism Anti-trans self-described "theocratic fascist" released a movie called 'What is a Woman?' essentially insisting that the concept of womanhood should be defined in the most transphobic way possible.
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@carryonfolks @truther_dare Everyone picks and chooses traditions. You're not trad, you're LARPing as trad.
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@BernieTranders Are you currently experiencing, or have you ever experienced, transgenderosity?
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@nealbrennan @CarJonasson Meanwhile, in the real world.
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@beatonna Obligatory
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@redlianak @Dreamweasel So you're saying bombing children to death is extreme, and what Israel is doing is extreme.
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@goopium Imagine having shared communications and discussions with your partner
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@blxkstr @downbadpatrol She seems happy in the gif. You don't.
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@mmoskvit Was it random Muslims, or the armed representative of a nuclear nation being actively racist towards you and the people you associate with?
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@ejrosetta @arimulberrywine Everyone in my life hates me because of the shitty ways I act towards them, as described in this thread. Tee hee!
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@toJamesConnor @sumlenny For people keeping track at home, that's 440x what Russia is offering, and they don't have to die.
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@moshik_temkin Except for the Republican House & the conservative, corrupt SCOTUS, I guess.
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@k8smate @catturd2 I want you to try to publicly square the idea "anyone can pay $8, it's easy" with the idea "celebrities should pay $8 because no impersonator would ever pay $8 to impersonate them."
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@mickio1 @nothingface @shaun_vids It wasn't their main revenue source lmao. Where did you read that? (It's advertising, it's always been advertising.)
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@ExtinctionR You're going to get a lot of scorn and derision for this, and let me be the first to say that you deserve it.
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@Micah_Bateman Pathetic amount to roll over for tbh
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@Hezbolsonaro A thoughtful young woman I follow has had a "why do people hate some [Jewish, cry-complaining about a pro-Palestinian protest] white women so much?" to "wow did other Jews learn about the Nakba growing up, because I sure didn't" journey this week. You love to see it
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@nattywal @michelletandler I want my company to mandate my preferences so everyone else has to do the thing I love, but they're catering to everyone else's preferences and not mine. How would they enforce it anyways? I'm definitely being a good and reasonable person here.
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@lastpositivist @naadirjeewa Hey, in Prager U's defense, their statement makes sense if you have literally no historical context or understanding.
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@carmenyh53 @MSNBC The well-funded and well-armed insurgency she's talking about became the Taliban a few years later.
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@ItsBounceB @_Cosmii @HardDriveMag Nah man, I thought that guy was an actual attack helicopter?? I'm so confused rn
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@N0ghl @LeftAccidental They probably think this is the "unrealistic" bit.
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@Sbhowmick23 @junkyardwell @TechEmails Do you think workers collectively bargaining can only access "rights"?
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@sim0rghie "It's a part of our culture" =/= "We enforce it with beatings & arrests"
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@hats_for_bats @TheOnion Satire doesn't need to suggest a perfect solution to the problem while skewering the horrifically imperfect solutions picked by our leaders.
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@fhenrique_sts @AFP Wow, it's like y'all were warned repeatedly that China was trending that way.
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@MaxTheDragon @RacismDog @RichardDawkins I don't see a criticism above; I see a stated prejudice.
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@Sharon_Kuruvila Absolutely adore the dry, "I don't think the Europeans would like this very much."
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@BenjaminDanard @agraybee Nah, it's just police unions, sorry.
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@JoeySchmittPhD Woman: Please don't use my thread to debate my observation of men being overbearing assholes to women. Joey: Aha you are trying to catch me in a LOGICAL FALLACY!! ๐Ÿ™„
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@JDVance1 I am so ashamed I ever paid money to read your words.
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@Tintin75141732 @stevennelson10 No, it's basically just an Arabic "Praise God The Highest!"
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@EVKontorovich @LawLawCoolJ So what does your fact check have to do with anything? Do you agree with Hamas that everyone who voted for Netanyahu is complicit, too, or do you recognize that as a fast step to dehumanization & atrocity?
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@mtl_itgirl Folks, is it counterrevolutionary to like walking down a path in a nearby forest sometimes?
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@Survivor_JohnS @AttorneyRoss @GLFOP @MinceyFitzRoss a) That not how suing works. b) You're wrong, but I doubt you'd admit it even when shown evidence, due to your categorical statements. You think Police are *always* the Good Guys, definitionally. If they weren't Good they wouldn't be Police! And vice versa. No.
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@SCOTUSblog Wow, the efforts of Chief Justice Roberts to present a moderate court are paying off so well.
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@KirbyHonest When I was a kid I thought defecate meant "urinate" so when the principal got on the intercom and announced that the defecation in the urinals would not be tolerated I said something like "What? But isn't that what the urinals are for?"
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@Acyn Here's the still. Good banner length.
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@boygrrI This is Apple trying to split apart your group chat to promote consuming their products. You're being played.
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@AnarchoCanuck @KnowNothingTV I agree - the fact that none of the dire consequences he predicted actually came to pass just proves how dangerous the bills are. I am very smart.
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@ManFromMuiz You're a cartoon, Mr Man.
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@XeraCalm77 @ErmehgerdProxy @TheLeftistCook The prompt was "Please explain why Transphobes still hate me" not "explain why you in particular magnanimously accept their behavior."
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@ConsiderThis19 So you agree the state shouldn't be banning trans health care?
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@JayDevin7 Your blue check amplified your useless comment so I could make fun of it
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@re_colston Fish populations in the Atlantic doubled during the five years of fishing embargoes in WWII.
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@mrvfrx @ManchinEnjoyer @BBCWorld You'll oppose them emigrating to your country as refugees, huh?
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@osamabishounen Balding, malding
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@MelvinTheMopBoi @TheTrashPanda02 @jakki_jax There were massive subsidies that protected small businesses with employees by giving them "loans" that were effectively grants in many cases.
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@evilvillain1231 Receptors gonna recept
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@jaypeesun @ecto_fun "it uses your IG account that's why you're also required to delete your IG account." There's no reasonable technical reason to do this, to create this linkage. It was an intentional choice.
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@_Sageswrld @GunPatent @BjornIronsights Sounds like they're looking for appreciation.
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@Bkoll12345 @merrillov3rturf @tehchosenwon @PMJohnson89 @ZenDeathCult @dpmengelt @Bama_Sass @elonmusk @Tesla So the fact that Tesla had to put in second handles because people kept getting caught in Tesla car fires is a GOOD thing? Bro.
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@blindtsttst2014 @mickio1 @nothingface @shaun_vids Yep. There was a claim the other day that some people paid 5 figures for verification, but those people seem to have been scammed by PR companies, not charged by Twitter.
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@emmmae11 What does "valid" mean here?
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@Go_Blue_America @cd_hooks @Cryptoterra That's not Elon Musk's skin, that's just Elon Musk.
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@eaweisser He didn't say it was offensive because he had to listen to it, Liz. Imagine, for a second, standing for something not just because it affects you personally.
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@KerrAvon4 @agraybee Sanders has literally been campaigning for Biden, and it seems like you have anger problems.
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@BadMedicalTakes Inaccuracies aside, what sort of person wants to ban tea??
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@mirriam71 @carmenyh53 @MSNBC You should let Google and the WSJ know!
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@MichielVh123 Government: Since your industry is so efficient, here's a little regulation that you know about since it's been planned for decades. Efficient Farm Owner: I would rather pour liquid shit on your shared office than change.
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@biscuitsjoe I am an 8 year old child in Ukraine and what is this
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@haiilnaw @Intensefreshnes @Mistress_Raven_ @mrmedina @bocxtop In five years of WWII-induced lack of fishing in the Atlantic, fish populations approximately doubled.
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@middleburgher @vickizun @THECITYNY Can one impartially serve on a grand jury if one supports jails & prisons?
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@PenisHunter1732 @williamrblack God, I think the Onion format might be based on this one snippet tbh
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@Econ_Marshall @jpjjr1961 @lastpositivist @epopppp This is a fantastic story so I made this terrible meme to commemorate it.
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@lawrencebader1 @KTKelly40hills @stablegeniusinc @maxseddon Honestly kinda curious to know how the fuck you think the Kremlin works that this is a reasonable statement to you.
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@Mattcubic @annaloren There's no scientific debate on Joe Rogan's show, lol, just banter and bluster.
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@theorah @neilhimself "It didn't need kissing or touching to be considered real." ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@axre91a Oh, so according to the free-speech-violating rules Elon just made up, what he did was totally fine but what other people do is worth suing over.
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@HeywoodFloyd10 @IosuaO @shigbit5 @HousingOC "We" don't do anything. Then "we" complain about all the homeless working poor in our city driving down property values. ๐Ÿคก
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@dnaltews @Iron_Spike Be careful with that - I had a necromancer in my army and after one fight she would NOT STOP resurrecting a bunch of goblin corpses and my dwarves had to fight the zombie goblins for days.
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@alex_inabox @CryptoGeorgist @No_Justice_MTG He also said, "People of the same trade seldom meet together, even for merriment and diversion, but the conversation ends in a conspiracy against the public, or in some contrivance to raise prices." He was highly aware of what businesspeople get up to.
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@mwfowlie @minimaxir It's funny because he says "our data" but it's actually data created by the users he's whining about. Oh, but you're combined CS+finance, I'd expect you to not understand.
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@mmoskvit No, I haven't seen anyone in this thread argue that, but I do see you assuming any and all criticism of Israel is criticism of all Jews and then getting mad at other people because of your assumption.
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@GREGORYABUTLER @DrSubini Your first mistake here is thinking someone needs to do anything to be forcibly detained by police but later let go with no compensation.
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@PEWilliams_ Just putting this out there: if I die in a stupid and self-inflicted way after spending my life extracting wealth from others, you are allowed, even encouraged, to have fun talking about my death. I won't care!
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@vanoreo_ I'm choomfin' here!
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@IUMogg @narakxm @TaylorLorenz @PeteButtigieg @m_kimaya Activism can absolutely be shouting at politicians to get a viral moment. ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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@CherMHC @lauraevf1968 @GOP Honestly the way he addressed this issue during the debates was pretty close to the most perfect response possible given his past circumstances.
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@i_zzzzzz They teach linear algebra in kindergarten these days, right?
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@buffalocialism It's so frustrating that there are so many legitimate reasons to be very upset at pharmaceuticals and the medical industry, and they're chasing phantoms and spooks. It helps no one and hurts everyone.
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@ArmyofCrime @Yelix Don't worry, it's still incredible. I absolutely thought that pic of Binks holding a gun to his head was some random art, not from an actual comic with a plot.
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@ChristianWalk1r I guess your concepts haven't gone over well in the marketplace of ideas.
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@NGrossman81 @Brett_Fujioka We are amused by the same silliness lol
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@WritKael @Foolish_Owl @AyeshaASiddiqi To make ineffective; e.g. "to neutralize an acid using a base"
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@dlongenecker1 @sheryl_coyne2 But modesty did not prevent you from asking, huh? Why's that?
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@LiveFreeorDieR @realDonaldTrump Ah yes, let me do a comparative analysis of the costs of each nearby hospital while I'm having my heart attack. All the features of a competitive market are here! Markets can be used for everything. I am very smart.
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@terry44994088 @NyLow9 @libsoftiktok Associating a corporation with yourself? Couldn't be me.
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@adampiontek Every time.
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