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Honest Kirby

1 year

when i was a kid i thought sodomize meant “obliterate” until one day my dad yelled at me for saying “we got sodomized out there” after the orioles lost a playoff game

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@KirbyHonest

1 year

Evil 4Kids dub be like: “Exodia!! Sodomize!!”

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@KirbyHonest

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@MarxistRealism lynching postcards updated for the 21st century

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@DESTINOOOOOOOO1

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@war08875369 @timxprice the reason there are so many olive trees in greece is actually because of all the gay sex

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@KirbyHonest

1 year

@Bodhishevik americans never consider that more vertical housing means more horizontal green spaces, i’m sure it would be hellish to spend 100% your time next to 30,000 neighbors but it turns out most people actually enjoy leaving their apartment & finding a hobby!!

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@KirbyHonest

2 years

weird cuz "Catholics for Auschwitz" was actually the official policy of Pius XII during the holocaust

Fr. Dwight Longenecker

@dlongenecker1

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Catholics for abortion is like Jews for Auschwitz.

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@ybnmacklemore tell them how Truman wouldn’t stop calling him “Cash My Check” cuz he took all that US money & still lost to Mao lol

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@KirbyHonest

1 year

@DaunenJ @KatyMontgomerie hey google what the nuns did to women in ireland for me real quick

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@streamaespa @PopBase america only did this 7 years ago??

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@KirbyHonest

2 years

@realdudley23 @SaeedDiCaprio @RAINBOWFlSH chick-fil-a actually sponsors anti-LGBT pogroms in uganda, cant say the same for popeyes

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@KirbyHonest

1 year

oh wow hit tweet all i have to say is life is short, so enjoy whimsy & find delight in those around you :)

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5 months

@sofiabuffgf JP2 said if you dont make your wife cum it’s a sin

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@KirbyHonest

5 months

@kiranfatimaopal thinking that your personal fitness goals are protecting your community from fascism is the epitome of western leftist narcissism, actually

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@KirbyHonest

2 years

@mL_Nkrumaism @notXiangyu if pretending to be something ur not is bad, will he also stop pretending to be a rapper?

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@KirbyHonest

5 months

@kiranfatimaopal i already workout 5 days a week, which exercises would you recommend i start performing to make my body more resistant to teargas, skunk spray, and rubber bullets?

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@KirbyHonest

2 years

@kwertzy @olivesagan thinking that Alien has anything to do with “natural selection” is like the dark inverse of the whole “SJWs will make everything political!!”, except this time the politics is eugenics

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@KirbyHonest

7 months

@RedLReviews oh so like

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@KirbyHonest

2 years

yeah ok buddy we all know the real reason you hate fidel 🙄

🇦🇲 | Tsul | ՑՈՒԼ #SeptemberMovement

@ArmenianStalin

2 years

Fidel Castro never implemented socialism in his life. why do you think Che left his administration? Castro's marauders slaughtered Somalis in the USSR war against the Somali Marxist Leninist Revolution

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@KirbyHonest

2 years

@realdudley23 @SaeedDiCaprio @RAINBOWFlSH you just said the same thing twice

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@KirbyHonest

2 years

@Talshen1 @coldhealing it does but not in the way ur hoping

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@KirbyHonest

1 year

@BadMedicalTakes wait till they find out how much estrogen is in BREAST milk

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@KirbyHonest

2 years

@elchefe “oh so you think working for IBM is bad? well what if i told you it was my first job after getting out of the einsatzgruppen??”

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@KirbyHonest

1 month

@linaposting genuine answer: do Friends™️ dating everyone on that show in the early seasons had like a rotation of 2-3 people they were casually dating at once, just wait for things to develop organically & that way you can become “official” after you know you genuinely like them

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@KirbyHonest

2 years

@VacksceneGaming @mL_Nkrumaism @notXiangyu nah man the dickriding is insane

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@KirbyHonest

5 months

@kiranfatimaopal historically it means armed & violent confrontation with state security & their deputized blackshirt paramilitaries, telling people that the petty bourgeois individualism & aestheticism of workout culture will help prepare them for fascism is misguided at best, dangerous at worst

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@KirbyHonest

1 year

@Skepdick88 @christapeterso @jk_rowling hey bud what do those numbers in your @ stand for

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@KirbyHonest

1 year

@YousufProjects @nickykens hey buddy whats that number in your name stand for

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@KirbyHonest

9 months

“its transmisogynistic for a trans masc to convey their personal lived experience of not disclosing their gender identity for fear of sexual violence at the hands of cis men” do you even hear yourselves anymore

earthghostpurrp

@EARTHGHOSTPURRP

9 months

if i really wanted to get into it id say that it’s pretty gross and transmisogynistic for a trans guy to write a pretty useless article (with a very sensationalized opener!) that directly plays into violence that affects trans women

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@KirbyHonest

2 years

“all these new diseases didnt used to exist! clearly there is something wrong with modern society!!” ok well doctors used to think that diabetes was a sign that you were secretly jewish

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@KirbyHonest

6 months

you are QRTing someone who survived a genocide, you live in canada, the only one treating genocide like an academic exercise is you

hayat ★ حياة

@hayxtt

6 months

and this is why “genocide researchers” shouldn’t be trusted. This is what we’ve been taught our whole lives. That the sins of Europe are so great, beyond comprehension, affectively making us numb to when Europe commits the same sins against those who bare darker skin.

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@KirbyHonest

1 year

@NotPotBol every protestant split was motivated by the belief that the catholic church wasnt being racist enough, which is a completely insane thing to think about the catholic church

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@KirbyHonest

2 years

@banditelli @leilaclaire Sameera stopped being a tankie years ago, she’s now a larouchian who thinks the ussr was “soy” & stopped supporting china when she found out chinese doesnt have gendered pronouns

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@KirbyHonest

1 year

during the Freddie Gray protests, the local shopping mall that served as a bus depot for baltimore city public schools banned large gatherings of teenagers, who were required by law to be there to ride their bus home, leading to the police kettling & beating children every day

yasmin

@ycsm1n

1 year

why are ppl on this app so reluctant to blame phones for a rise in anti-social behaviour. everything you said is very true but it’s most definitely *also* phones.

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@KirbyHonest

9 months

@EARTHGHOSTPURRP @transyonic the idea that any trans person must live their life in some kinda fugue state of ironic detachment & never express a genuine human emotion because somewhere somehow a cis person in bad faith could twist their words against the larger community is ridiculous

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@KirbyHonest

2 years

@WhackNicholson @KittyKatArquis @eBridget u teach in an underserved area but u force the students to pay for a new case? how many “student performs child labor to pay off classmates’ lunch debt” feel-good stories has ur district been featured in?

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@KirbyHonest

1 year

there is this very deliberate trick radfems like to do where they take queer criticisms made by queer people about the queer community & then act like its actually being said by the weirdo 29yo who sells beer to kids at his old highschool

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@butchanarchy

1 year

I think a lot of the faux concern about young people being “prudish”/“anti-sex” is not only reductive but largely an expression of adults’ feelings of entitlement to sexual access of vulnerable young people and seeing them working to set boundaries on that access enrages people.

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@KirbyHonest

1 year

@crypt0potamus @DaunenJ @KatyMontgomerie this is copypasted from wikipedia, why cant you just google it like a normal person?

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@KirbyHonest

8 months

@_weedspagon_ @VoicesByZane yeah basically all gay bars were originally ran by the mob because the state wouldn’t issue liquor licenses to homosexuals this was also why Stonewall was a huge distribution site for prescription methamphetamine

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@KirbyHonest

3 years

and she described Lenin as a "shrewd Asiatic who hates Western Values", she fedjacketed Lucy Parsons for experiencing domestic abuse from her partner, and she advocated for sterilizing the working class what point do you believe you're making here?

INTERRACIAL SEX RACE TRAITOR

@ABOLISHGIRLBOSS

3 years

Emma Goldman described Leninism as "a cold, mechanistic, enslaving formula." Damn.

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1 year

@KWHUBIS @LifeNewsToo @NinjaGrandma5

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1 year

@nihilistgf161 indigenous to where? nuremberg??

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@KirbyHonest

5 months

@crewulote @sofiabuffgf john paul ii, who also said pegging is okay as long as you still finish inside her chastity cages are a sin tho

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@KirbyHonest

2 years

you’ll say “just organize against the government!!” & then not enforce a mask mandate in your meetings & wonder why immunocompromised people are taking issue here

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@_pem_pem

2 years

i agree that covid is still really bad and that the government has completely failed us but im confused why the vast majority of "leftist" voices are still just kind of shaming people for "not taking it seriously enough" instead of like organizing against government failure?

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@KirbyHonest

5 months

guy who magically stops his chemical dependency on heroin when he finds out about the supply chain ethics of poppy farming in afghanistan

Dollノ Ninfia ࣪˖🐇

@ynyuejn

5 months

stop vaping Not because i gaf if you give yourself lung cancer but because congo is being exploited for the cobalt used in vapes

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@KirbyHonest

1 year

@jazairiyya france is the only other country to have used nuclear weapons on a hostile nation during wartime & not enough people know this

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@KirbyHonest

1 year

@LarryAl16504758 @princess_antifa did you know that the average life expectancy for a long-term care facility in the US is 18 months? maybe you should focus on spending your short time left being kind to others

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@KirbyHonest

2 years

@AlysonMetzger @Red_Ranson me when a communist refutes the bait i posted with a source

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@KirbyHonest

2 years

FYI, the only source for the “Three Days of Mourning” is a spanish magazine owned by 0pus Dei, the same fascist catholic org that put Pinochet in power & controls the US Supreme Court

Anarcho-Cat 🏴🐈‍⬛

@Anarcho_Cade_2

2 years

Castro not only maintained diplomatic relations with the fascist Francisco Franco but declared three days of mourning in Cuba when Franco died.

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@KirbyHonest

2 years

i'm sorry but this is so fucking funny that their only criticism of the dprk is some shit that LITERALLY NEVER HAPPENED lmfaooo you 100% got this off some english-language maoist blog hosted on a website that still looks exactly the same as it did in 1999

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@KirbyHonest

4 months

@mcwexlercoded imagine the discourse we’d be subjected to if we got fandom queers to go watch Pink Flamingos 💀

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@KirbyHonest

1 year

@Mateba_6 trotskyist france will be launching the permanent revolution (invading haiti again)

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@KirbyHonest

2 months

@SpicyCammy @butchedup oh okay camilla so you’ll touch yourself to spongebob squarepants but when its some gay people suddenly you’re just too confused to jack off 🙄🙄🙄

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@KirbyHonest

1 year

@Urban__Tree so like, do u need to set an alarm on ur phone to remember to breathe or what

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@KirbyHonest

2 years

@omalley_an @banalplay me, but only in regards to sucking an inhumane number of dicks

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@KirbyHonest

2 years

@elchefe you were 23 with a family to feed specifically because you got married as a teenager to qualify for a 10% tax rebate on a dodge challenger, which to us normal people is called “the consequences of my own actions”

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@KirbyHonest

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@pookleblinky meatpackers & slaughterhouse workers have higher rates of PTSD than the military

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@KirbyHonest

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@nahsheduh @jennineak @KindaHagi i think you gotta divorce yourself from the idea that consumption is a fundamentally moral act, you should be able to internalize the good academic work someone produced w/o viewing it as an endorsement of the whole of their being, or else you’ll never be able to learn anything

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@KirbyHonest

1 year

in a year of movies that includes Top Gun & RRR, its actually very nice to have a movie that induces catharsis without the audience having to worry what its geopolitical implications for the global fascist movement will be

lake micah

@afrofatalism

1 year

Everything Everywhere All at Once must be nice if you like art to pander, flatter your vanities, authorize your attitudes, preserve you from exposure to anything that is not a positivist jamboree with the pacifying succor of pert little morals—so many readymades—lying in store

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@KirbyHonest

2 years

@joshtheone_1928 @streamaespa @PopBase we get it not every country can be Swamp Germany 🙄

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@KirbyHonest

3 years

i do think 90% of Deng's theory has zero applicability outside of China but if he made any contribution to Marxist thought it was his insistence that it will take decades, if not centuries to reach the complete abolition of classes, exchange, wage labor & the state

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@KirbyHonest

9 months

@AffableEffable @moondustmaddie @LeoTheeDoll @cuntstain69 you’re actually such a pathetic person, try seeking professional help for your crippling insecurity like an adult instead of projecting your rotten self-image onto everyone else

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@FoxGGreen @RealCalebMaupin

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@KirbyHonest

2 years

@grittyunleashe1 @bufordtjinder “i have been abandoned by the state so i will make it my mission to kill & disable as many of my fellow workers as possible” you do indeed have a collective responsibility to others you atomized, alienated, individualist, class-unconscious scab

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@KirbyHonest

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@linaposting nooooo don’t date your actual friends lol thats why i said EARLY seasons, meet people thru apps or at clubs like normal & just keep a few casual relationships going until you get to know them well enough to feel comfortable dating them for real

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@KirbyHonest

2 years

@olivesagan quick explain how natural selection is a narrative theme in Alien without sounding like francis dalton

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@KirbyHonest

1 year

@MeatCheeseMeat @yumcoconutmilk DO NOT FALL FOR THIS I SAW THEM IN THE OTHER THREAD, THIS IS THE SAME BAIT THEY POSTED THERE

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@KirbyHonest

1 year

this is one of those posts that truly has zero clue about what fat people are actually complaining about, which is that doctors will prescribe weightloss & exercise instead of considering that a fat patient has a 30-pound ovarian tumor that’s killing her

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@KirbyHonest

1 year

@afollowerafan @VlRTUALBOY nothing you said is technically incorrect but if you can correctly identify that this is a cynical product crafted for consumption, what material benefit would it bring to fat & disabled queers to be visible in it? besides the literal paychecks the actors would get?

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@KirbyHonest

2 years

@quercus_lobata @olivesagan the Stepford Wives is about how robots with huge tits are awesome

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@KirbyHonest

2 years

sorry, your hot take is that a disney movie written by the pentagon is good because at least its not a disney movie written by the pentagon starring spiderman?

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@KirbyHonest

2 years

@OliverJia1014 the South Vietnamese military raped peasants with eels, but the North Vietnamese military killed everyone who raped peasants with eels, so i, an american sex tourist, cannot differentiate which of these things is worse

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@KirbyHonest

4 months

no its not weird at all, he very clearly saw the media blackout on those previous incidents & took precautionary steps to thoroughly document his death so he wouldnt be silenced like they had been, including sending out dead man’s keys to the archived livestream

rare beaute

@thl1f3

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its weird that a yt man thats actively serving the US military gets rest in power and is remembered with like honorable mentions and drawings while the black woman in atlanta and the Congolese man in DRC got zero to little media attention and didnt even get recognition.

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@KirbyHonest

1 year

@DrillbotKillbot @zhdanovshchina have you ever had tinnitus? kinda like that

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@KirbyHonest

2 years

this person is a wealthy failchild of two psychotherapists & runs a media marketing company, all of their deranged tweets about “puritanism” or “diagnosis culture” are carefully crafted bait to drive engagement & if u have ever unironically agreed with them ur a mark & a rube

P.E. Moskowitz

@_pem_pem

2 years

it’s so funny that as everyone is less and less likely to be in relationships, have friends, have sex, they’ve also become more moralistic, more concerned with extreme fidelity to rules surrounding social interaction and more convinced that deviation from those rules is abuse

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@KirbyHonest

3 years

hello! if this account looks familiar to any that came before it, that is simply a coincidence ahaha! but if you were oomfs with that definitely unrelated other person, PLEASE RT & FOLLOW BACK!!!

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@TheAugoosetus @crewulote @sofiabuffgf he said any foreplay that helps you to do a creampie & doesnt interfere with said breeding is not only permissible but morally necessary, so if you told him you couldnt get it up without something in your ass he’d tell you to stick something up your ass & go make a baby

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@nerdyDevelopurr @fitnfuII you didn’t watch the movie huh

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@KirbyHonest

1 year

@rechelon its really fun when anarchists admit that their ideal society is one with an equal amount of rape, but far more murders

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@KirbyHonest

1 year

like do you think that when a bunch of 16yos with hello kitty avis & mackinn0n quotes in bio show up to dogpile some trans SWer & call them a pedophile in a dress, that this is “teens setting healthy boundaries”??

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@KirbyHonest

1 year

any average jane who says “buh-buh-but what about the chinese” when you talk to them about forming like, a grad student union is a racist, full stop, they’ve made up their mind on communism & they are not worth wasting any more time on shocking that you dont understand this

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@KirbyHonest

2 years

the ONLY source that the dprk sent weapons to peru was a press release from famous truth-teller Alberto Fujimori its like when maoists claim fidel sent condolences after franco died & when u look it up the only source is a right-wing spanish tabloid literally run by 0pus Dei

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@KirbyHonest

2 years

@gabbklein @BadMedicalTakes hippos are completely herbivorous, kill for sport, are almost pure muscle, and chase boats by sprinting on the bottom of the river so basically the perfect woman

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@KirbyHonest

1 year

@pjnichols @crypt0potamus @DaunenJ @KatyMontgomerie aw sorry babe, you rt giveaway accounts & this thread has an exclusive No Broke Bitches policy ✌️

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@KirbyHonest

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i remember ~5 years ago the reason i stopped listening to Chapo was after Will interviewed Amber about her trip to Cuba & it turned out she spent the whole time doing coke in gay clubs in Havana but thats far less embarrassing than how you DSA nerds acted here

shane ruiz

@Shaneless93

2 months

I’ve not read such an uncomradely piece from a DSA caucus in years. We were all told by trip organizers that our trip would have one line—oppose the embargo. RS literally accuses a DSA member of undermining the Cuban state by meeting with other socialists. Shameful.

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@KirbyHonest

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@kwertzy @olivesagan i think this guy never watched the movie & has only ever seen those youtube videos like “TOP 10 SCARIEST XENOMORPH HYBRIDS”, like thats the only way you could miss the point this badly

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@KirbyHonest

1 year

@bamb1ed btw this is the same guy who said he supported his students being “searched” by the school resource officer if they didnt hand over their phones to get put in the chastity pouch

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@KirbyHonest

2 years

@b0tster @ImWatson91 these people get off on being publicly shamed for their piss kink, its better to refuse to dignify this kind of degeneracy with a response 🤢

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@KirbyHonest

1 year

your “Kids These Days” framing is based on nothing but a reactionary gut feeling & serves to obfuscate the blatant race & class warfare currently being waged by the state against vulnerable children

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@KirbyHonest

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@everlikeme @catholicguilter @chinesesate11it man, if only there was a group of people out there who could really empathize with their lives being in danger right now

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@KirbyHonest

3 years

hey why did ur parents leave cuba again?

Shinji 🇨🇺

@ShinjiTheCuban

3 years

I find if hilarious when people try to discredit me when I speak about Cuba because I now live in Florida. It's easy to do that when Cubans in Cuba don't have free access to the entire internet if they have internet at all.

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@KirbyHonest

2 years

@simonbchen you mean this South Vietnam?🤔

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@KirbyHonest

1 year

the Red Army executed over 1000 officers & soldiers in moscow after VE Day for engaging in mass rapes in liberated areas & no one has ever had more noble a cause than the USSR in WW2 u think an invading army of a country where domestic violence is legal hasnt done far worse??

commieposting3

@commieposting3

1 year

the framing doesnt make sense because the U.S. would simply exempt itself from prosecution by force of arms. i posit a different theory - there simple is no evidence of supposed 'atrocities' to share

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@AffableEffable @moondustmaddie @LeoTheeDoll @cuntstain69 aww you’re trying to be cute online & failing even more than when you try to be cute irl, that’s pretty sad

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