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Chicago’s Venice Bitch

@djoomf

2 months

selfie // fav game

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selfie // fave game

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@djoomf

1 month

she’s such a pathetic little weasel in her fuck ass beret and combo meal for a man treats her like a skin tag. i understand her fully and completely.

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26 years ago, Carrie Bradshaw realized Mr. Big didn't want anything serious with her before he moved to Paris in 'Sex and the City'

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Oomf is autistic and his special interest is Cheating On His Boyfriend 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Samantha’s blind defense and support of Charlotte has to me always been the epitome of loyalty, honor, respect, and genuine friendship.

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what sex and the city moment is most important to you

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robyn on the 360 remix

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4 months

666 with a princess streak

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7 months

messaging guys on grindr “i have to tell you something” and then immediately blocking them when they reply

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7 months

me when meet my halfway by the black eyed peas comes on shuffle

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them trying not to laugh please help meeejrjfjfj

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2 years

@anxious_e It’s dick you can have everyday and enjoy it. Whereas vacation dick is pretty large and can be really fun it can hurt you in the long run, and charity dick is when it’s too small and it feels like someone is just finger popping ur butthole. Hope this helps!

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@aftersunfilm no exactly like it’s so devastating

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@pepsicobosnia WHO GAF!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!! this scene is fierce

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@atylerisborn Summer gym chic

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@obahtala “why u gotta be so vulgar” always gets me 😭

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5 months

@oselate it’s like what do you want him to do in this situation……be uncomfortable and sad and noncommunicative? sometimes things just don’t work out for timing reasons or otherwise and that doesn’t mean that person is like faulty as a character or a monster

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4 months

this was so insane @charli_xcx

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@klerolajn People who are so quick to chastise Carrie for her relationship with Big and her being desperate and stupid and act like they would NEVER be in a similar boat are like……..sheltered children. Like love can make us all idiots wake up!

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7 months

@Vethtakeslead i THINK it was a large coffee if i am not mistaken but this was months ago

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13 days

there’s something so romantic about a Howard-bound redline. Like…im omw

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6 months

hot guy i matched w on hinge started the convo by saying he wasn’t interested in me but wanted to know what i thought about my neighborhood cause he’s thinking of moving there………………………

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Pop Crave

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‘BRAT’ by Charli xcx debuts at #2 on the Official UK Albums Chart. It becomes her second top 10 album.

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yung lean and charli when robyn said lyrics on my booby or whatever

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Norman Fucking Rockwell’s 5th birthday today 😦

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6 months

me when making out with strangers at the club becomes illegal (unhand me!!!)

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3 years

@maplecocaine all i can hear is “i’m a joker, i’m a smoker, i’m a nancy reagan choker…”

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my sister accidentally killed my family dog bc she kept leaving used condoms in the trash and our dog ate a bunch of them and it obstructed his insides and they couldn’t operate on him safely and my mom called my sister a whore while getting ready to put him down i miss u jackson

ethan !!!

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share a piece of lore about yourself

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3 years

@hels Okay yes Dawn comes across as a little nuts but ultimately I’m left with a feeling of sympathy for her? I’ve never been in a position that Dawn has been in, but it probably would be hard to act normal when ur life is being plagiarized in such a blatant way by someone who hates u!

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3 years

@polo_juniour @JAjueny we were screaming at the tv TELL THE WHOLE TRUTH RUE TELLEM ABOUT THE TRAFFICKING#

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4 months

360 (kelsey) vs 365 (the real kelsey)

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wfh

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I need to fall in love again. Comment or dm if you’d like me to potentially fall in love with you. Chicago guys ONLY. Leos DO NOT INTERACT.

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gm

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who remembers this classic slskdjdksksksjsjdjdjsjek

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chewsday

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6 months

law school essentials: fiber pills, Norman Fucking Rockwell! CD, protein bar, cigs.

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4 months

@SeasonOfLana lana was 3 seconds from bjorking that girl up omg

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2 months

zoom interview looks

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4 months

i deleted it

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4 months

downloaded MyFitnessPal today…….

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everyone’s always saying “protect queer art” until it’s time to defend Drake 😭🙄

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5 months

MUST BE TIGHT & Toned. WE LOVE VARIETY!

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6 months

@dividedstateso1 you rn

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5 months

former therapist viewed my grindr profile today

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6 months

got kicked out of sidetrack last night

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1 month

listening to Magdalena Bay

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Film Updates

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4 months

Chloe Sevigny and Kim Kardashian have been paired for Variety’s Actors On Actors.

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i hate it when people ask me what’s up. bitch check my story ? blocked.

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2 months

quicker than a ray of liiiiiiiiiight

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6 months

some of y’all should really celebrate 420 this year by rolling up some job applications and lighting up a recruiter’s inbox…….

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@atylerisborn Oh ! yeah summer ! ☀️👙⛱️

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outfit repeating

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2 months

kinda rlly excited and super nervous for these interviews today

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3 months

successfully resigned from my job today, coworker asked if I was 22, nyc trip less than 24 hours away, chicken salmon kale pesto wrap consumed, gym tonight, we winning today djoomfnation

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I was supposed to go on a date in 1 minute and I JUST realized he’s THE KILLER 😭😭😭😭😭👁️👁️

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@EmceeTTR …thank u 😭

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3 years

@brokebackstan The episode I think is this way bc Sam cut Kat’s scenes. Like I love the shots in Euphoria but you’re right this was messy. Sydney is such a talent though!

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i got the job btw u guys :3

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outfit repeating

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Nancy Pelosi was at home playing w her pussy and eating prosciutto she cannot be blamed for Jan. 6th cmon now

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had one (1) hit of weed and did a photoshoot of me sobbing to 16 carriages/ protector

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6 months

so there’s this best song ever written….

Venice Bitch

Song · Lana Del Rey · 2019

open.spotify.com

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@djoomf

1 year

@cuntanadien wait in the second pic where is the “Yes sir” response that was in the first one? is this even the same conversation with the same profile?

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@wowpenelope omg it was so beautiful. i’ll never forgive how they made her look during that later atlantic city episode ☠️☠️☠️

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👁️👁️

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6 months

i love being gay

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if u invite me over and u only have 1 ply toilet paper im stealing ur phone chargers

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he just cancelled 😭

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6 months

going on a first date tn for the first time in like 4 months :3

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SCORE: 9.3 Charli has never been more honest or sure of herself as an artist than in this moment, even with all her insecurities. A stellar piece of pop perfection. Brat is an intense, and emotional journey into what it’s like to be your favorite reference, baby. Magnum opus.

Chicago’s Venice Bitch

@djoomf

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SCORE: 8.6 I adore this album. It feels like a return to form with the sound she was cultivating with TR but implementing what she learned throughout her career. Vulnerable, fucking catchy, and cool. Brat next 💚

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@ali_sivi idk if it’s the most romantic per se but Punch-Drunk Love is probably my favorite romance

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me & my on repeat ⛱️

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me & my on repeat 💆

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@dumbgayshit like if you’re in a relationship and you begin to relate to this dynamic stop what you’re doing and seek an exorcism

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@rafael_updates me reading this notifs

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@yourewrongabout Also, idk someone should write a screenplay of DC interns Monica Lewinsky and Chandra Levy getting bored with their affairs to crusty Democrats and running off to go run a Baskin Robbins chain on Lake Michigan.

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mood

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6 months

Happy 4/20 to Nicole Kidman fucked up on pot and cunted the fuck DOWN in that one scene in Eyes Wide Shut

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1 year

New drag name: Padam Hussein

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Good morning to everyone except for The Killer

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@AbelValencia19 @championsriri @seIfcare @BIBLEGIRL222 @Yovska Nothing wrong with it…

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🎃 Jose

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gay guys that make out w random gays at the clubs are gross asf, like wtf do u mean the club is your irl grindr

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@dxckiii and yet, i will be waiting locked tf in

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2 years

@PageSix what a funny girl

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6 months

gay men introduce themselves as kyle and i’m just like “i’m sure you are”

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2 months

every “guess not” guy deserves to die im sorry

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6 months

y’all ever see someone so hot you’re like damn………………..youre hurting my feelings

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@doxie_gay the Queer Experience ™️

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6 months

EDM twinks blaring the worst music i’ve ever heard in my life off a two ton speaker on the gay beach rn

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had 2-3 hits of The Pen and this is my whole psyche rn

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4 months

both my jobs “forgot” to pay me last week, package i ordered for a party im throwing this weekend got stolen, im still hungover from this weekend, I have a date tonight I forgot about w a guy who is a horrible kisser