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@ASMRShortbread

11 months

Hello, my name is Jozette. Online I'm known as ASMR Shortbread or "Shortie". Thank you for allowing me to have the courage to show my true authentic self. This is me, and from the bottom of my heart, I love you all.

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@ASMRShortbread

1 year

Just deleted my dating apps and I am feeling empowered! I'm honestly done being such a chameleon and adapting to fit the lives of the men I date; it's truly time to focus on me and what I want from life. Sending all you fellow singletons love! 😘

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@ASMRShortbread

3 years

Scotland unite. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️ @ScottishMurmurs

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@ASMRShortbread

3 years

I met a girl last night who recognised me from my YouTube channel! She ran over, gave me a huge hug and told me how I help her get to sleep. It was a wonderful feeling! 🥰

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@ASMRShortbread

2 years

Recently someone who I considered close to me said that I'm a loser because I "whisper to old creepy men and that the only people who care are those creeps"... How rude. I love my online community and I do genuinely believe I help many different people from all walks of life. 😐

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@ASMRShortbread

1 year

Just a wee reminder that I'm now on Spotify and other audio streaming platforms! Have a great day! 💙 #asmr

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@ASMRShortbread

7 months

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@ASMRShortbread

1 year

Thanks to everyone who came to watch my livestream last week. I'm back again tonight (14th June) on the BIGO Live platform! Hang out with me tonight 10-11pm BST. 💜 You'll be able to interact and chat with me in real time. Follow the link:

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@ASMRShortbread

3 years

I started this ASMR journey because I broke my foot, missed a business trip as a result and couldn't go into the office for three weeks. Never did I imagine I'd reach 100k subs! Thank you so much for the support. I love this community from the bottom of my heart. 🥰❤️ #asmr

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@ASMRShortbread

2 years

Someone commented that my channel and I are worthless. Whilst these comments don't get to me (I understand folk are just mean or projecting their own insecurities), it prompted me to send this reminder that you have worth, you have value, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

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@ASMRShortbread

10 months

Thank you for 150,000 subscribers! To celebrate, I will be going live on YouTube this Friday 27th October from 20:00 BST. I can't wait to have a quiet wee party with you (beer might be involved)...💤🍻😁 #asmr

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@ASMRShortbread

11 months

I'm buzzing to be DJing in Newcastle at the Lubber Fiend on 29th September! I always love a wee trip back to my second home. 💖🫶🏻 Catch my set from 22:00-23:00 👾 * photo taken during my last trip to the Toon *

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@ASMRShortbread

3 years

A wee while ago, we reached 100k subscribers and I am THIS happy about it (see happy face pic below).😅 In all seriousness, I am still blown away by that milestone! To celebrate, I'm doing a YouTube live on Thursday 3rd February at approx 23:00 GMT. I hope you can make it! #asmr

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@ASMRShortbread

11 months

Thanks to everyone who caught the stream tonight! See you next week. 😘🥰

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@ASMRShortbread

2 years

I have a new video coming your way tonight! Expect some tipsy tingles... 🍻 #asmr

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@ASMRShortbread

2 years

I bought a scarf with pockets today and it's the best thing EVER! 😍

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@ASMRShortbread

9 months

Just a quick note that I'm livestreaming tomorrow (26th November) from 23:00-01:00 GMT. 💕 Come and join the stream by following the link: and search "ASMR_Shortbread". 💤

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@ASMRShortbread

11 months

Just a wee message from me. 💜

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@ASMRShortbread

2 years

I think one of the worst things after a break-up is when you know you gave somebody your all, but you still miss the half-arsed effort they put into the relationship.

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@ASMRShortbread

3 years

The other night I was chatting to some guy in a bar and he said to me "you're a pretty girl but you talk too much." I was like... 👁️👄👁️

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@ASMRShortbread

3 years

Sun, music and walks in Glasgow. 💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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@ASMRShortbread

4 years

Unfortunately, I've tested positive for coronavirus. The first symptom I had was only a tickly chest. It then progressed to a fever and a sore head. I've not lost my sense of taste or smell, and I don't have a cough. So even if in doubt, perhaps get tested anyway! Stay safe! 💜

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@ASMRShortbread

7 months

Lying in the sun and reading a good book is my idea of self care. What about you? What do you like to do to relax? ☀️💕

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@ASMRShortbread

11 months

Hey you! I've now got a Passes account where I'll be posting behind the scenes photos as well as exclusive photo sets. 💖 Let's also have a proper chat with the unlimited DM tier. ✨

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@ASMRShortbread

11 months

Ummm, excuse me, listen: my ASMR ain't over and I'm back with a wee whispered life update. I missed you!!!

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@ASMRShortbread

3 years

This has been the slowest slog to 100k, but we're now so close! Less than 200 to go, eeeeeeek! 😍🤯 #asmr #asmrcommunity

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@ASMRShortbread

8 months

I hope you all had a great Christmas! I will be livestreaming ASMR on Thursday 28th December from 22:00-00:00 GMT. 💤 Catch the stream by downloading the Bigo Live app through this link: and searching "ASMR_Shortbread". 💕

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@ASMRShortbread

4 years

Look, it's me at the top of the ASMR news! 🙈 #asmrcommunity

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@ASMRShortbread

2 years

Techno queen 👽 follow me on Instagram @ASMRShortbread #dj

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@ASMRShortbread

4 years

I curled my hair tonight before filming and I think I've found my new look! 🙈

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@ASMRShortbread

3 years

Just a wee bit of a contrast compared to the photo I posted the other day. ☔ #Glasgow

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@ASMRShortbread

7 months

Hey you! 🥰 I've been updating my Passes account with pictures of my India trip. For a limited time, all users will receive 40% off the behind-the-scenes membership on PASSES. Discount code: DXNVONPLD5

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@ASMRShortbread

2 years

I've just released a gentle and comforting ASMR session focussing on your personal attention. I end up going on a wee bit of a ramble about my life last year; sometimes you can't get me to shut up when I get going! 😅 #asmr 💤

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@ASMRShortbread

3 years

Somebody commented that I'm being very lazy and need to post a new video. 💀 I'm honestly sorry about the lack of new content, but in addition to creating ASMR, I work a full time job and am pursuing music in my spare time, as well as trying to have some form of social life. 🙈

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@ASMRShortbread

1 year

Tonight I'm working late since I've been on a wee bit of a skive the past week. 🙈 Sooo, keep your eyes peeled for a new video dropping within the next few hours! Expect lots of tingly personal attention sounds... 💈💇🏻‍♂️

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@ASMRShortbread

4 months

I've got a new #ASMR video dropping tomorrow night at 9pm BST (Sunday 5th May) 👀🫶🏻 - pic of me in Ibiza this week (I was DJing at Eden club, whaaaaaat!?!?)

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@ASMRShortbread

2 years

🎧 DJing tonight in Newcastle. 🎧 DJing tomorrow in Tynemouth. 🎧 Playing in Dundee on Sunday Beam me up, Scotty. 👽

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@ASMRShortbread

12 days

I'm dropping a new ASMR video within the next hour! Head to my channel at 6.30pm for a brand new personal attention video, featuring slow and relaxing face touches and hand movements.. 😴 p.s. I'VE MISSED YOUUUUU

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@ASMRShortbread

4 years

I bought a new toy: a distortion pedal for my electric violin. It's safe to say that I had fun tonight! 🎻😍 #electricviolin

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@ASMRShortbread

9 months

My goal in life is to make people feel happy and relaxed. If I have ever helped you through one of my videos in some small way, thank you for giving me that opportunity. Sending you all so much love. 💕

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@ASMRShortbread

2 years

I have been contacted by another ASMRtist who says that an ex patron of mine has been spreading lies about me. If anybody is contacted by an American man who makes defamatory statements about me, please be wary! This constant harassment is really getting too much. 😓

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@ASMRShortbread

3 years

UK based ASMRtists, which of you beautiful people fancy meeting me down in London in July? 😬🍻 #asmrcommunity #asmrmeetup

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@ASMRShortbread

3 years

Can you please help? Which thumbnail should I choose for my new video? It's a tipsy roleplay, hehe. 😁🍻

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@ASMRShortbread

10 months

Soooo, my Halloween costume arrived... 👍🏻✨ #maytheforcebewithyou #starwars #halloween2023

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@ASMRShortbread

1 year

Did you catch my latest video that I posted yesterday? If not, perhaps it's time for some sleepy ASMR in my bed. 😴

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@ASMRShortbread

2 years

A soft spoken personal attention video is now ready for you on my channel. Sweet dreams ! 😴 #asmr

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@ASMRShortbread

3 years

I had to block somebody on Patreon today for harrassment and attempted psychological manipulation. I believe this person may try to slander me, so I wanted to provide you with a wee warning on here, just in case. I'm honestly saddened and drained by the whole situation.

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@ASMRShortbread

2 years

I've just uploaded a video filled with soft touches to help you sleep tonight. 💖 #asmr

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@ASMRShortbread

2 years

Comment of the day. ✌🏻🤣

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@ASMRShortbread

2 years

I honestly think you'll love my newest video! 😅🙈 #asmr

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@ASMRShortbread

3 years

Feeling cute on a sunny Saturday. 🙈

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@ASMRShortbread

1 year

Lots of cosy personal attention for you in last night's newest video. Check it out, now! 💙🌜 #asmr

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@ASMRShortbread

2 years

I got myself a new ringlight and it has a rainbow colour changing bulb. So naturally, I decided to film a video using this cool feature. Go check out my channel to see this newest upload! #asmr

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@ASMRShortbread

4 months

Tomorrow night I'll be livestreaming ASMR (7th May) on YouTube from 20:00. Catch me afterwards on Bigo for our weekly hangout from 20:30-22:30 BST. 💤 Click the link to download the app and join the stream if you'll be new to the Bigo gang! 💕

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@ASMRShortbread

2 years

If anybody is going through a breakup or has been having relationship troubles, I hope my recent video detailing my own breakup experience can help provide some comfort. Sending you lots of love. 💜

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@ASMRShortbread

1 year

Tonight I have a very powerful and relaxing deep sleep hypnosis session ready for you on my YouTube channel. Sweet dreams! 😴💕🌀

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@ASMRShortbread

1 year

After being in relationships my entire adult life, I finally feel at complete peace with being single and I'm probably the happiest I've ever been in my life. My advice? Focus on your goals, aspirations & dreams. Focus on building your skills & your social network. Focus on YOU!

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@ASMRShortbread

2 years

I have a super sleepy video ready for you: ASMR until we both fall asleep... 💕 SPOILER: I actually do drift off. 🙈 #asmr

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@ASMRShortbread

3 months

I've got a really chill ASMR video ready for you tonight ✌🏼

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@ASMRShortbread

5 months

Something I've been working on recently is ready for you: a special charity collab video goes live at 20:00 GMT tonight! This video is about spreading love and support. Feel the warmth of community as we come together to provide personal attention. 🥰

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@ASMRShortbread

11 months

Do you ever have those days where you listen to the same song on repeat, over and over and over and over again???

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@ASMRShortbread

1 year

I have a new video ready for you on my channel! I've used my colour changing light to create a gentle and cosy ambience. 💕 Sleep well x

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@ASMRShortbread

2 years

I've just uploaded a deep sleep therapy video using my 3dio microphone. 💤 In the session, I focus on just dry hand sounds, using a little bit of talcum powder to keep the touches sounding realistic and smooth. Have a wonderful weekend. 💖 Sweet dreams! #asmr

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@ASMRShortbread

3 years

My mum would kill me for posting this, but isn't she just the most beautiful lady!?

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@ASMRShortbread

3 years

Just realised it is international ASMR day. 🎉 Thanks to all you sleepy, tingle chasing individuals for all the support. Love you! #asmr #asmrcommunity #ASMRDay

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@ASMRShortbread

11 months

I was so pleased with how well I drew the eyeliner for my one eye that I was low-key nervous trying to make the other eye match.. 😅

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@ASMRShortbread

3 years

I might hit 90k subscribers today! 😱😍

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@ASMRShortbread

3 years

That feeling when you upload a video you're really proud of but it dive-bombs. 💀

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@ASMRShortbread

1 year

I have another month of livestreaming coming up for you! Join me this Friday 8th September from 8pm-10pm BST on Bigo Live by following this link: Let's relax together! 💖💤 #asmr

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@ASMRShortbread

3 years

Glasgow has a Taco Bell. I tried it. It is good. Now I can finally relate to all those American movies that I watched during my teenage years.

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@ASMRShortbread

2 years

Nope, nope, nope: just got snuggled up in bed and I swear I heard a woman's voice in my room. It is nearly Halloween but come on, I don't have time for this! 🫣👻

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@ASMRShortbread

1 year

Can you hear the bagpipes in the distance as I stroll along the beach? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (tell me you live in Scotland without telling me you live in Scotland...)

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@ASMRShortbread

9 months

Why does an apple taste so much better when it has been cut up into segments rather than eating it whole? 😅

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@ASMRShortbread

1 year

This week was mad! 🤯 On Sunday, I was offered to pay for a flight name change and go to Ibiza for two nights. Naturally, I was well up for it and had an amazing solo adventure. Life is tough at times, but it's also full of surprises; let's hang on to these good times! ☀️

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@ASMRShortbread

1 year

What a buzz we had from playing at Terminal V festival in Scotland. 👾 Thank you for all the support you show me and my music. 🫶🏻 @Kintramusic

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@ASMRShortbread

6 months

Finally I have a brand new video uploaded to my channel. It isn't the video I had planned, but that's sometimes how these things go. I hope you find it relaxing, regardless! 💕 #asmr

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@ASMRShortbread

2 years

Just a shout out to the NHS. I woke in the middle of the night with rigor and a fever. I called the emergency services and an ambulance came soon after. I have never really needed to use our free health service, but my goodness I am so grateful for it. #ProtectTheNHS

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@ASMRShortbread

3 years

I tried to film a video for 6 hours today. This is the look of one defeated lady.

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@ASMRShortbread

3 years

I've had an asmr channel for nearly three years and I've just told my 17 year old sister about my channel there. She was so proud of me. I'm ashamed I assumed she's react differently. That's my issue, not anybody else's.

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@ASMRShortbread

11 months

This sleepy head is streaming some relaxing #ASMR on Bigo Live this Friday 22nd September from 18:00-20:00 BST 💤 Follow this link and search "ASMR_Shortbread" for the stream: I can't wait to relax with you again! ❤️

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@ASMRShortbread

4 years

I wouldn't normally ask, but seeing as it's my birthday, can I please ask one beautiful person to subscribe to my channel and push me over 70k? 🥺💕

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@ASMRShortbread

2 years

I hope you've had a wonderful weekend. Let me now tuck you into bed in my newest video so we can feel relaxed before the start of a new week. Sending you all the virtual love. 💕 #asmr

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@ASMRShortbread

3 years

I'm uploading my video soon but I have no idea which thumbnail to use. Can you help please? (it's a close whispers and mic brushing video) ❤️

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@ASMRShortbread

10 months

I did it; I managed to get a video uploaded before shooting off to Wales to play tonight! If you're fancying some gentle ear to ear whispers and blowing to help you sleep, I'm your gal! 💕💤🌛 #asmr

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@ASMRShortbread

1 year

Some cosy lofi vibes with tonight's ASMR video. Expect personal attention, face touching and whispers...💖

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@ASMRShortbread

10 months

Catch me livestreaming ASMR in an hour's time! 💤 Follow the link and search "ASMR_Shortbread to join our wee relaxing hangout. ✨

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@ASMRShortbread

2 years

Health update: I'm feeling a lot stronger today and in much less pain. I think I'm on the road to recovery! 💪 Thank you for all your kind messages and support. I love you all! 💜

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@ASMRShortbread

10 months

An ASMR livestream AND a brand new video all in one night... Well ain't you lucky? 😅🫶🏻 Check out my channel for some sofa snuggles...

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@ASMRShortbread

6 months

Tomorrow my India trip finally comes to an end. If you want to hear all about it, catch me on Bigo this Friday 16th February from 8-10pm 🤗 To watch the stream, download the app through this link: I can't wait to catch up with you all: I've missed you! 🥰

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@ASMRShortbread

2 years

Checking in with you in tonight's video, available on my channel now! Sweet dreams... 💙 #asmr

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@ASMRShortbread

1 year

Hello, you. 💕 Tonight's video is ASMR for people who like it slow and gentle, ready to watch on my channel now! #asmr

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@ASMRShortbread

11 months

Join me in half an hour as I'm scheduled to go live from 5pm-7pm BST with some soothing ASMR on the Bigo Live platform. Follow this link and search "ASMR_Shortbread" for the stream: See you soon! 💞🦄

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@ASMRShortbread

5 months

Glasgow at dusk 💙

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@ASMRShortbread

2 years

First tweet of 2023 and I have nothing to say except happy belated new year and have an awesome weekend! 💖✌🏻

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@ASMRShortbread

11 months

Just a wee reminder that I'm streaming on Bigo Live tomorrow evening (Friday 6th October) from 22:00-00:00 BST Use the download link to catch the stream: ✨ Let's get cosy and relaxed, the perfect way to begin our weekend. 🫶🏻💤

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@ASMRShortbread

2 years

I'm back! I just had the most amazing time in Ibiza - probably one of my favourite holidays actually. Here's to new friends! 🍻

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@ASMRShortbread

2 years

A wee word of wisdom today: sometimes people just decide they don't like you with no real reason for it, and that's okay! As long as the ones who do like you are good eggs, then don't worry about the rest. 😁💖

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@ASMRShortbread

1 year

I am going live tonight (Sunday 20th August) on Bigo. I'll be streaming from 8pm-10pm BST and I have lots of tingly triggers ready for you! 🥰 Use my download link and search "ASMR Shortbread" to watch the stream: 💖

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@ASMRShortbread

1 year

I've just uploaded a new lofi video that is full of face touching, whispers and a wee room tour. Enjoy! 😊💜 #asmr #asmrcommunity

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@ASMRShortbread

8 months

New year, new office! 💪🏼 I usually work from my bedroom but today I decided to set up a desk in my living room. Honestly, this is already making SUCH a difference to my mental health. Staying cooped up on your own within the same four walls ain't good for anyone, folks!

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