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@diyEWW
lawl
7 months
day 1 of internship: I dropped my phone from the train, it has been stolen and the station head couldnt find it on the track. then i ran to the high court because i was late, only to faint on the staircase because i was stressed and on an empty stomach and it was v hot. [1]
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lawl
3 years
my first ever class at law school is legal methods (tomorrow morning) and i have to pre read a 31 page long fictional case about the morality of cannibalism in a special circumstance. can i just say that i fucking love this place already.
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lawl
7 months
dad gets it
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lawl
7 months
At least I learned how police stations work and how FIRs are filed👍
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lawl
7 months
then some court clerks helped me out and after 5-10 mins i went to my judge's chamber only to find out that she's not sitting today and i didnt have to come. Now i have been sitting at bandra rpf station for 2 hours trying to file an FIR.
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lawl
7 months
oh and i also got caught by the TC at churchgate station because my train pass was on my phone and my phone was stolen. but she was a g and didnt fine me.
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lawl
3 years
ISTG IM GONNA STUDY LIKE CRAZY THIS WEEKEND AND ELIMINATE THE ALL THE BACKLOG.
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@diyEWW
lawl
2 years
this sem i will consistently make notes. this sem i will consistently make notes. this sem i will consistently make notes.
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lawl
1 year
…..i take it back i hate this place now
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lawl
1 year
i accidentally put a comma in the wrong place while my boss was dictating to me and he said ren & martin are turning in their graves😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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lawl
1 year
best internship ever fr; learned sm, actually loved the associates, got to work in the high court premises, and got paid a fuckton🥰👍
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lawl
7 months
my parents have asked me to sign an undertaking stating that i will not ask them for a new phone and the next phone I get has to be out of my own salary. they want me to get this notarised.
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lawl
3 years
paid 6 lakh for a microsoft 365 subscription.
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lawl
4 months
OK NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOUR MONUMENTAL EVENT, WITH WHAT AUDACITY ARE YOU RESTRAINING STUDENTS FROM EXITING CAMPUS????
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lawl
3 years
law school makes me wanna either do something super drastic with my hair or get a huge ass tattoo because IM SO STRESSED OUT AND IT IS LITERALLY JUST THE FIRST WEEK.
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lawl
3 years
ok hello I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING LOVE LAW SCHOOL NOW HEHEE.
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lawl
6 months
i love doing internships now because i’m no longer a clueless child who has to research for 3 hours to understand some concept and i feel like im actually contributing😭😭😭
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lawl
1 month
my parents are so terrible pls all i did was ask them to wake me up at 12 so that i don’t get late for my paper. i woke up w my alarms thankfully and when i called them they said “we didn’t wake you up because we wanted you to be independent”?????
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lawl
2 years
i will attend every class and pay attention next semester. i will attend every class and pay attention next semester. if i don’t attend i will watch the recording. if i don’t attend i will watch the recording. i will do all readings. i will do all readings.
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lawl
3 years
it’s funny how half the people i know are going to the US and the UK for uni and i’m going to sonepat, haryana.
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lawl
2 years
imagine not getting your law degree because you failed economics I. thats going to be me.
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lawl
6 months
dropping out of law school to join the orry academy
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lawl
5 months
went out drinking and stayed out post breathalyser time so went and sat at dejour for 7 hours and played atlas w random guys for 2 hours before getting wet in the rain on the way back to the hostel
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lawl
1 year
“what do you want to pursue” BC WHY WOULD I DO A 5 YEAR COURSE IN SONIPAT IF I DIDNT WANT TO DO LAW
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lawl
5 months
ur either a zomato person or a swiggy person. there’s no in between.
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lawl
1 year
fabcafe shut down and i think that’s the best news of 2023
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lawl
4 months
studying at home just feels wrong. how did i do it for 15 years????
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lawl
3 months
this semester is so bad😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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lawl
1 year
the judge under who i’m interning in winter presides over death penalty confirmations. W
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lawl
1 year
want to be a lawyer in bombay high court walking thru those gothic architecture halls everyday wearing that black robe but also want to be a lawyer in a western country wearing those sexy formal outfits in those modernised architecture courts
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lawl
22 days
bombay high court watch out
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Genevieve diLongo
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gonna show up to court wearing these like see ya later litigator
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lawl
1 year
i think law students should not be forced to study economics
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lawl
1 year
pov: you’re a law student [im evidently not an aesthetic one]
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lawl
1 year
YOU TELL ME WHY WE HAVE TO WRITE A REFLECTION PAPER FOR GENDER & SOCIETY AND "REFLECT" ON OUR TRAUMA FOR 30 MARKS. OK BRO HOW ARE YOU GOING TO ATTACH A GRADE TO SOMEONE'S EXPERIENCES????
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lawl
4 years
whoever hurt anson seabra, noah cyrus, lewis capaldi, dean lewis, ashe, jaymes young, blackbear, billie eilish, finneas, two feet, xxxtentacion, lorde, old taylor swift and the guys of 5sos literally gave me free therapy.
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lawl
3 months
this 50 mark research paper has single handedly slaughtered my entire class
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lawl
2 years
jgu really needs like 5 new libraries/reading rooms because HOW IS EVERY SPACE FILLED
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lawl
3 months
yes getting internships thru nepotism is fun n all but the feeling of getting internships based on your own merit is unparalleled.
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lawl
7 months
My boss is so cute because why are u force feeding us christmas cake on a random wednesday and ensuring that we all drink a cup of coffee before letting us leave early???😭😭🥰🥰
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lawl
3 months
i hope that the minute i enter the exam room on 1st april for my admin midterm, the professor announces that it was all an april fools prank and he’s giving us 30 marks for free.
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lawl
1 year
dating a marwadi was the best financial decision i made
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lawl
4 months
college student life is just finishing your allowance in 10 days and then begging for money for the rest of the month
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lawl
8 months
i can’t wait for bba llb and bcom llb people to do evidence next sem because it truly has the WORST PROFS in all of jindal like you tell me why people are actually FAILING in INTERNALS
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lawl
1 year
i don’t want a UCC because i didn’t slave away for good grades in family law just for it to be scrapped
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lawl
5 months
mom pls pick me up im scared of admin law
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lawl
6 months
i hate going out sometimes because i almost always see someone from my school and i hated like 90% of my batch😭😭😭😭😭😭
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lawl
6 months
all the interns staying @ work till late so we can wait for our senior to get done w her work and go out for dinner together😌
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lawl
4 months
i had a company law quiz at 9 and i was walking really fast cause i was late, ended up tripping on a raised paver and skinning my knee. sat through the quiz with a bleeding leg. now at the health centre arguing with the doctor so i don’t have to take a tetanus shot.
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lawl
1 year
what kind of animals have lived in sh12
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lawl
1 year
why would they stop allowing food and BEVERAGES IN THE READING ROOM. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CAFFEINATE MYSELF WHILE STUDYING WHEN I CANT AFFORD TO TAKE BREAKS
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lawl
1 month
should i just unalive myself so i dont have to write the admin law paper
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lawl
13 days
internships this and academics that but i’ll only be 21 once, wine drunk jamming to taylor swift with people i’ve just met while sending my friends and boyfriend videos and voice notes🥰🥰🥰🥰
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lawl
3 years
pov: you’re one month into law school.
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lawl
1 year
adulting is investing my internship stipend on shares instead of spending it. financial maturity pro max.
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lawl
5 months
rip ipc and crpc😞
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lawl
4 months
i want a free green hoodie + attendance and ODs bro ill fr go and stand like a moron
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lawl
1 month
im hitting rock bottom (reinstalled episode)
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lawl
8 months
they really took the leftover lights put up in delhi for g20 and said “decor😍✨🌈🇮🇳”
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8 months
no bc this is so nasty 😭
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lawl
3 months
one of my cousins made it to 30 under 30 and i’m directing a play about organ trafficking👍
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lawl
3 years
first sem of law school is almost over and i still can’t believe i’m a college student.
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lawl
1 year
it’s so funny how i complained about having 2 8ams last year and now all my weekdays start at 8/9am🤡
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lawl
4 months
freckles
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lawl
4 months
THE ONE DAY I GO TO DELHI THERES A HAIL STORM ON CAMPUS??? RUSHING BACK RNRNRNRNRNRNR
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lawl
23 days
unpacking my heels to pack 20 theplas instead😭😭😭
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lawl
29 days
my dad came into my room j as my bf started talking about how taylor swift is the cause of all the problems in our relationship. he just shook his head and walked out😭😭😭
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lawl
3 years
OK WE GOT A CASE TO DEBATE ON IN LEGAL METHODS. THIS IS WHAT I JOINED LAW SCHOOL FOR. FINALLY SOMETHING INTERESTING IN LEGAL METHODS.
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lawl
5 months
today i realised that im too old to take shots but too young to refuse shots
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lawl
5 months
so far the worst subjects of law school have been gender and society, consti II, jurisprudence I&II, company law and admin law
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lawl
5 months
one ex convict is giving guest lecture in my elective today. cannot wait to ask him about jail food👍
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lawl
3 years
ok but being a law student in a family full of business people is🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲 LIKE NO I WILL NOT DO CORPORATE LAW OR WORK FOR YOU, BYE.
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lawl
2 years
idc who says what, plain milk is one of the most foul tasting things ever
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lawl
5 months
yes campus sucks and all that but the running hot water never fucking misses
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lawl
8 months
never touched a cig in my life but my mom is convinced that i smoke because my clothes are smelling of smoke. how do i tell her that i go to yb twice a week and that place is basically a gas chamber and makes my clothes smell of smoke😭
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lawl
3 months
insider trading is so interesting i love this module
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lawl
10 months
it’s 3rd september and my entire allowance is over i’m going to die
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lawl
6 months
one of the new interns is extremely annoying so i will vent about him
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lawl
6 months
my co-interns and i are literally the menaces of bombay high court
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lawl
2 years
mom the eco prof is doing math on the board, please pick me up im scared.
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lawl
1 month
im gonna miss my bf so much i hate long distance :(
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lawl
2 years
not me looking at mansions in italy that cost 200 million pounds😃
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lawl
7 months
i lost my phone, my brother spoiled his brand new laptop, my summer school fees, my brother’s college applications; this has not been a good month for my parents.
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lawl
3 years
pls tell me why BBA LLB kids get such easy assignments.
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lawl
6 months
one thing i absolutely cannot take is when people try to explain something while being condescending.
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lawl
8 months
cpc cases are just the supreme court reading out the bare act again. like really what was the point😭
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lawl
3 months
u tell me why my prof casually got abducted and almost m*rdered
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lawl
3 years
am… i… maybe… getting… another… tattoo… this… week… ?
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lawl
1 year
tbh i think it’s so cute how i got 2 paid internships in consecutive breaks by chance hehe
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lawl
7 months
no smiti i did not get “scammed” by the hawker selling earrings in the train i just didn’t want to bargain
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lawl
1 year
what is this BOARDING PASS NONSENSE TO ENTER CAMPUS???😭😭😭😭
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lawl
6 months
im such a good daughter honestly cause my mom is turning 45 tomorrow and i got her a cake that says “45 is fine when you look 25”
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lawl
6 months
went out drinking w interns and senior and literally had the BEST TIME
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lawl
6 months
meanwhile, for law students, experience is the stipend😍
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Anisha
6 months
It’s not their fault tbh. In my third year of engineering, i got a chance to intern at isro but i opted out because why would i work for free?
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lawl
1 year
27 days until i hear my classmates introduce themselves for the 500th time
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lawl
2 years
i’m gonna get a fucking bangalore accent because of these 420 people
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lawl
27 days
i realised that one of the main reasons i like being home for break is working😭😭 not interning this time is killing me on the inside
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lawl
8 months
i hate these sadistic professors for denying us a case list in the subject we have the most cases in😭😭😭😭
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lawl
3 years
OKAY BUT HOW DID MY FIRST WEEK OF LAW SCHOOL GIVE ME BURNOUT?????
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lawl
4 years
mandatory ‘newfound confidence’ post. i look a lil happy hehe.
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lawl
3 years
ok but why is letters to a law student an essential reading? it’s so mind numbingly boring pls😭😭😭😭.
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lawl
8 months
exam season fucked me up so bad because why is my body clock WAKING ME UP WITHIN 4 HOURS OF SLEEPING LIKE GIRL ITS 6AM WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW
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