Genevieve diLongo @GenidiLongo Twitter profile

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

1 month

gonna show up to court wearing these like see ya later litigator

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

1 year

When girls change their pfp from a bathing suit pic to a professional headshot

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

2 years

@lunakimm made this guide for you, hope it helps!

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

4 months

older than these hoes by a decade but still beating them by a landslide

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Genevieve diLongo

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1 year

Ladies: I made this guide for you, hope it helps!

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1 year

@vaporous_ford Uh. This goes both ways genius. You have got to be gen z

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

1 year

What in the Jeffree Star did Jessica Simpson do to her face???? I see literally no difference here

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

7 months

get to stompin' in my Air Horse Ones

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@whotfisjovana

7 months

walk a mile in these louboutins

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

1 year

your 20’s: doing cocaine to stay up all night partying your 30’s: doing cocaine to clean the house on a Friday afternoon

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

1 month

@clapgoddess they’re ai

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

4 months

Easter-geni hopping in your tl

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

1 year

No babe I love your new money, the generational wealth scares me

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

1 year

@bankingslut @UltraDane Yeah no. Immigration + Germany having a consensual sex age of 14 does not make them a gold standard for rape, sorry. Hard miss

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

1 year

doggy style so we can both watch The Masters

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

7 months

you’ve heard of elf on the shelf now get ready for my sister is a huge fucking bitch

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

1 year

‘Can you explain the gap on your resume?’ me:

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

2 years

@mattyhealyanti Nightmare acid trip

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

3 months

I don’t want to create shareholder value I want to GOLF

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

1 year

Your twitter life really begins once you mute the strip mall guy

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

2 years

@OnlyInBOS @sdurhamwx “Mom can you come pick me up I’m scared”

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

1 year

this is the opposite of peak male energy

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

8 months

when the 20’s-30’s yr old e-girly realizes she’s not *actually* hot IRL, call it a mid’s life crisis™️

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

1 year

@skanks17 this is what happens when you don’t make your coffee at home

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

9 months

Drop a flick from your favorites folder

Fina

@FiFiDoYaLoveMi

9 months

Drop a flick from your favorites folder

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

4 months

hello hi new followers : I have a very tall and rich bf I love more than life. Sometimes I want to flex on them hoes. Pls stop dming me, this ain’t about you.

Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

4 months

older than these hoes by a decade but still beating them by a landslide

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

1 year

A story in two pictures:

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

4 months

it’s always ‘are you wearing pants’ and never ‘what designers are you wearing’ ☹️

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

2 years

when the fintech software engineer lands a date with Becky from marketing

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

1 year

lower your bmi before you raise your voice at me

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

1 month

@pterotactile_ @clapgoddess none of my damn business where they go

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

1 month

ok ok ok FINE! just a friendly reminder @SerLuigiVampa owns many guns ☺️

Dyme

@dyme_dyme_dyme

2 months

quote this with ya fav pic of you in a bathing suit 👙 in honor of summer

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

9 months

found where most of y’all are tweeting from

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

2 months

my man just gave my neck more carats than my sister’s engagement ring 🤭

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

1 year

when girls put too much filler in their face

HUNTER WEISS

@Hunter_Weiss

1 year

Look how Ford massacred the Bronco

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

4 months

why would I ever kill someone with kindness when I could simply kill them with a weapon

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

1 year

smash the like button ya girl just got promoted

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

6 months

reading y’all’s tweets

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

8 months

Cool Prada bucket hat bro how much is in your checking account

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

1 year

Plain & simple: If you need: - belly scratches - boops on the nose - ‘oooh big stretch’ - treats -to be told you’re a v good boy or girl -snoozerz all day -zoomies for no reason You got that dog in you. If these thing bring you a place of happiness I support it.

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

1 month

nothing gives me more power than letting people rot in my ig follow requests

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

3 months

The plan: -show up in my hometown -ruin the night for the losers I went to hs with -bring bourbon to the brewery bc we own it and idgaf -lose to my dad in cribbage (he cheats) -beat SLV in scrabble 10x -get dirty looks from Subaru girls -make my parents drive us home drunk

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

4 months

born to commit elaborate crimes, forced to take anti-money laundering training and be HR compliant

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

2 years

@777jorgeivan Doin the lord’s work

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

11 days

CONGRATS to my IRL bestie @gayharpercapote for making PARTNER TODAY despite a migraine AND a retrograde shadow period!!!!!!!

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

1 year

ok fintwit: i am so down bad for @SerLuigiVampa but as requested I need to retain my title as hottest fintwit girl. stay the fuck out of my dms i am a very well taken care of woman.

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

1 year

@JPMorinChase Horses and it ain’t even close gents

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

9 months

anyone wanna get drunk and smoke cigarettes outside the holiday inn in effingham illinois w us???

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

1 year

Ladies: a man walks out of the State Street building wearing this outfit and tells you he’s a VP. What are you doing if he asks you out?

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

1 year

Starting the rumor that Chet is just Arb Andy’s burner

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

4 months

thanking Alberta Ferretti and Nancy Gonzalez for this bday slay and NOT Jesus idek if you’re real

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

7 months

this was my dog walking outfit today if anyone cares

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

10 months

Seven days!

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

1 year

Geni being a functioning member of professional society today

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

8 months

happy whatever from me, my man and my dog

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

3 months

what if I just invite twitter friends to my wedding instead of the friends I hate irl?

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

5 months

The reason why twitter is so petty is that 75%+ of users were not hot or cool in high school and they’re making up for lost time

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

5 months

I don’t hate you because you’re fat, I hate you AND you’re fat

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

2 months

everyone’s fave twitter couple is out here CELEBRATING have a drink or 8 on us fam xoxo geni and luigi

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

8 months

who up celebrating the 250th anniversary of the Boston tea party???

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

2 years

@lunakimm It would help put me out of my misery but in a cute way

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

11 months

the OF sluts making 9/11 jokes today is out of control and absolutely repugnant

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

4 months

I just interviewed a lady who was wearing a bathrobe. A bathrobe. Y’all don’t even care anymore.

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

1 year

@Human101Nature Fake crying. Never trust a girl with a leopard print tattoo. Ever.

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

1 year

I see your caviar bump and raise you this:

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

3 months

‘I just think it’s funny how….’

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

28 days

I have zero interest in engaging with anyone’s drama here let’s be clear it’s obvious 90% of you have very real other problems you’re not willing to address but you’re packaging it up as this bullshit

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

3 months

don’t fuck with people who fuck with people you don’t fuck with

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

4 months

Hello peasants 🍀

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

4 months

sure liking the same things in a relationship is important, but it’s far more important to make sure you both *hate* the same things in a relationship

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

4 months

I interviewed 10 people back to back today. Some of you really have no idea how to get a job and it shows

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

10 months

For the fans (6 days til Geni & Luigi)

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

1 year

average height on this flight to Boston is 5’6

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

8 months

grown men who don’t eat vegetables don’t know how to make women orgasm

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

9 months

it’s not autism unless it comes from the Autism-Hungary region of Europe, otherwise is just sparkling retardation

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

11 months

workout done ✔️ time to drink my weight in bourbon and scare the hoes

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

1 year

immediate jail

Out of Context Human Race

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

1 year

Jessica Simpson before, Jessica Simpson now

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

9 months

POV you’re @SerLuigiVampa taking me on a date

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

1 year

Grown men with queen sized beds cry after sex

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

11 months

@the_P_God Elementary school janitor was a Harvard and MIT grad. He didn’t want to succumb to the man and enjoyed cleaning the school to be able to see his 2 kids more during the day. Actual true story, not a riff from good will Hunting

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

6 months

everyone wish the love of my life @SerLuigiVampa the happiest bday ever (he’s passed out sleeping before me and the boys all hit a drunk 120+ on the course 😇)!!!!!!

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

1 year

No one cleans harder than a girlie waiting for her long distance man to come lay the pipe

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

4 months

Ok guy who dmed me: I don’t act single, I am allowed to post my outfit and body despite incel men feeling the need to comment on it whilst being in a serious relationship with the man I am going for marry. Good luck being terminally online and terminally single.

Jake

@Jaaake_Actual

4 months

This is hilarious to me. “Hi. I know I may act single and thot like I’m single on social media, but I’m not. Stop treating me like I am.” Imagine trying to be serious with someone like this.

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

1 year

Magic Johnson’s white blood cells in 1991

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

1 year

if I was a bank I would simply not collapse

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

7 months

Happy New Year kids xoxo -meemaw and pawpaw

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

1 year

@vaporous_ford You’re right - I work really hard at my job with people in APAC and don’t complain about it so I make enough money to not buy that trash

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

7 months

happy merry fuckery from me and @SerLuigiVampa my love

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

8 months

fireside baby

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

9 months

step 2: complete. we are deathly full & haven’t even had pie yet

Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

9 months

Geni & Luigi’s Saturday culinary adventure: boeuf bourguignon w side of haricots verts & a blueberry crumble pie

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

9 months

drinking a bourbon and making my man a pie while he sleeps in. the feminist mind could never comprehend this

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

1 year

In all of my years in the internet I have never - not once - revisited a single thing I bookmarked on any app or site and never will in perpetuity

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

1 year

A Monday prayer 🙏🏼 May your MD respect you Anxiety neglect you Xanax protect you and Adderall resurrect you Amen

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

8 months

Spent the afternoon making a sushi garden for my man how was your day???

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

11 months

my brother is missing at #burningman . he’s a prolific artist & has been going every year for the past 15+yrs to display his art installations I would never in my life go to BM but I hope everyone gets home safe esp him ❤️ I know it’s a long shot but if you can help pls dm me

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Genevieve diLongo

@GenidiLongo

9 months

step 1: complete