Anisha @chainsawwomann Twitter profile

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Anisha

4 months

It's taken me 23 years to understand that if there is a fractured relationship or dynamic with a parent, it wasn't ever my fault. There is nothing I can do to make it any better, they're who they are, with all their good, bad and ugly, only being human. (1/3)

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Anisha

@chainsawwomann

5 months

I’m her husband and I am proud of her.

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2 years

Asked him what those fingers do & this guy said code

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2 months

mandir bnao, party lmao

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2 years

My grandfather told me about Bradman, my father told me about Sachin , I will tell my kids about Virat

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8 months

wake up babe new episode of Silicon Valley just dropped

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2 years

Forgot to invest and spent my first stipend. Sorry Ankur Warikoo 😞

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4 years

I interact with people on twitter by liking their tweets

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2 years

Microsoft is hiring like crazyyyy💀💀💀

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4 years

Every time I touch my hair I loose hair

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1 year

long story short, i survived

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3 years

dudes get hurt by one girl at 16 and can never trust again

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2 years

I've attachment issues, maybe I'm a pdf file

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@chainsawwomann

3 years

do u have that one person with whom you can talk after a heavy ass day and your mood just lightens up and u feel so relaxed? me neither pass the bottle

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2 years

I told my mom I'm sad and she told me to study

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4 years

I have a joke on programming but it only works on my computer

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3 years

@narendramodi Please go back. We need someone educated 🙏

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@chainsawwomann

2 years

I wish I could tell my 18 year old self who was crying in her room in 2019, that it's okay if i don’t land up in IIT. I know I’ll still do good.

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@chainsawwomann

4 years

I wanna thank my MacBook for keeping my room warm even in winters 🥰

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Anisha

@chainsawwomann

2 years

I studied in a girls only school so I had practically 0 experience with boys. A boy in my 9th std tuition once gave me a Bournville and went away. Had no idea it was chocolate day. I was like "Wow, what a cool boy" Parth, if you're reading this, I'm sorry for being a dumbass

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2 years

made a grown man kiss his camera on FaceTime

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2 years

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK Wordle 229 X/6 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛

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3 years

When you realise that Computer Science isn't just about looking cool and typing on a laptop in a coffee shop

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2 years

when your assignment is not complete so you submit an empty pdf with your roll number, and when the professor finds out you tell them that you uploaded the wrong file by mistake 😃😃😃

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@chainsawwomann

2 years

Most people working in tech are absolutely privileged, realize it or not. My 50%, "work from anywhere" job pays more than my father’s fulltime salary even though he’s out there on borders fighting for this country

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4 months

Maybe, the best way to respect that dynamic is to just accept them, send them love in whichever way we can, whatever their boundary permits, it's not my fault, it's not my responsibility to fix it, for a person who is obsessed with problem solving, not being able to fix (2/3)

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Anisha

@chainsawwomann

2 years

My father just came in my room and told me to quit my tech internship and start preparing for government jobs

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2 years

I became a crorepati at age 21.🤯 I’m not the smartest person in the room. Nor am I the hardest working person. I did it by breaking the rules and traditions society told me to follow.

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3 months

work from home

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1 year

went on a trip and only took these pictures 👍

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@chainsawwomann

7 months

It’s not their fault tbh. In my third year of engineering, i got a chance to intern at isro but i opted out because why would i work for free?

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7 months

🚨 Once we have gone to IIT to recruit engineers but the moment the salary structure was shown, 60% of candidates walked out. IITians are not willing to join ISRO. I would be happy to see more IITians join ISRO - Chairman S Somnath at IIT Bombay.

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Anisha

@chainsawwomann

2 months

The guy I ghosted 3 months back made a PPT after seeing my story where I asked for shopping suggestions under 15k. It's kinda helpful but Isn't that a bit much?

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Anisha

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4 months

feels like defeat, when it's just a quiet acceptance. Maybe, the love can be quiet, in gestures, in thoughts, in perspective, maybe it's not the loud expressive love which I see in others and maybe, it's okay. (3/3)

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2 years

if you’re not thinking of quitting, are you even in tech?

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@chainsawwomann

6 months

another day another beef between idli sambar and chole bhature

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6 months

5 minutes can you go without speaking in hindi challenge for North Indians

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Anisha

@chainsawwomann

1 year

I’m 20 and I've never been on a date, never held someone's hand, never met anyone, never kissed someone, never had an intimate eye contact, never smoked, never drank. All I did in institute & hostel was balance my emotional and mental health.

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2 years

if united wins today i will quit coding

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1 year

I need more friends who don’t do weed, vape or cigarettes, only drink alcohol occasionally and really live their best lives sober, I’m tired of people just being stoned or high most of the times, really don’t feel like talking to them

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Anisha

@chainsawwomann

2 months

It’s been a few days since you left . I’m ready now to accept that you’re no longer here with us. Writing it down here bcz this is where we met. “In the end the whole of life becomes an act of letting go but what always hurts the most is not taking a moment to say goodbye.”(1/n)

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2 years

simping stops today ab se sirf career par focus karungi

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Anisha

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7 months

Do not believe those who say that marks don’t matter. Marks matter, kids. Get a good score in 10th, 12th and clg if you are aiming for higher studies. Life is unfair. IIMs don’t care about your percentiles. They look for consistency throughout your academics.

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Anisha

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8 months

CAT is trying so hard to become JEE now

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2 years

computer science students be flexible their cgpa. chill down bro that’s literally the easiest branch in engineering

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Anisha

@chainsawwomann

8 months

Do not associate me with north indians or south indians. Both sucks. Both equally hate biharis and marginalized people. We are only here to work our ass off. Y’all can make fun of us we don’t really give a fuck. Go cry in chole bhature or idli sambhar.

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2 years

i hate everyone

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2 years

taking a break from my mental health to focus on him

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2 years

even the fish is wet but not me

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4 years

Everything went downhill after I joined Engineering College

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3 years

Today a year ago this guy slide into my DM’s Guess who needs a therapy now

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4 months

i must have done something right in life that i didn’t end up in bangalore after college

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2 years

they are not allowing students to sit for some on campus placement companies because they took a gap year after high school 💀

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4 years

When you're in college but everyone thinks you're in 8th standard 😭

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2 years

😭😭😭

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3 years

new fear unlocked successfully

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2 years

Lawde ka glory glory man utd

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2 years

men used to go to war. now they cry about diversity hiring

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3 years

How it started vs how it's going 😭

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@chainsawwomann

2 years

Sex and gender are two different things. Gender is a category. Sex is what you're never going to have.

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3 months

🎀

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1 year

wired earphones are way better than earbuds

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4 years

1 follower on GitHub >>>>> 1000 followers on Instagram

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2 years

Got laid off from Twitter and I am looking for new opportunities in tech. I was responsible for not banning porn on twitter. Please do your thing!

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@chainsawwomann

5 months

Opening a momo shop soon at Janakpuri West metro station. Please support!

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Today we're excited to introduce Devin, the first AI software engineer. Devin is the new state-of-the-art on the SWE-Bench coding benchmark, has successfully passed practical engineering interviews from leading AI companies, and has even completed real jobs on Upwork. Devin is

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4 years

Hey boy! Are you a header ? Because I want to include <you> in my life.

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@chainsawwomann

3 months

i would do anything to for this

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3 months

Love was in the air at Emirates Stadium after @Arsenal beat @ChelseaFC 5-0 ❤️

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2 years

where to find a 22 y/o guy with correct political views, who's an arsenal fan and emotionally available.

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2 years

slept early yesterday and woke up with the news of pele passing away, andrew tate going jail, rishabh pant’s accident wow

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@chainsawwomann

1 year

Hi I came on twitter because I had no friends in real life so i thought that I will have a great time here on twitter. It's been more than 3 years since I came on twitter and I have realised that no one wants to interact with me. Now its time for me to deactivate this id.

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@chainsawwomann

2 years

Never gonna date anyone from Twitter again

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Anisha

@chainsawwomann

3 years

being ugly is so peaceful. nobody texts you, nobody falls in love with you, nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, you don't feel like posting your pictures, you can just be happy alone with zero expectations. I'm really lucky to be the one.

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Anisha

@chainsawwomann

3 years

For real

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Anisha

@chainsawwomann

1 year

There was a time when I believed that connections with others would come naturally. But as the days turned into months, and the months into years, I found myself adrift in a sea of missed opportunities and broken bonds. The inability to maintain relationships or forge lasting -

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Anisha

@chainsawwomann

2 years

Cute texts that my younger brother sends me 👍

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@chainsawwomann

2 years

Got my stipend. It’s time to spend moneyyyyyyyyy

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2 months

bring back fishnet stockings era pls

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2 years

BRO WHAT????

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3 years

True shit that's why I hid my face

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Anisha

@chainsawwomann

3 years

Vibing to each other's spotify playlists is the best way of bonding with someone.

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Anisha

@chainsawwomann

3 years

I GOT THE INTERNSHIP😭😭 I am happy to share that I have been accepted as a Research Intern at University of Windsor under MITACS Globalink Research Program funded by Gov. Of Canada. I'll be in Canada next summer :') (if covid allows🤧)

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Anisha

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3 months

boyfriend came home today for the first time to meet my family and suddenly I feel like an outsider. Why are they still b%tching about me??

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2 years

need a boy whom i can teach offside rule

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2 years

i want to be friends with women who’re also in tech 😩

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6 months

if my boyfriend doesn't want to visit my village in bihar with me, I don't want him

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2 years

engineering gf 🤝 no bf

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2 years

anyone in pune who would like to adopt these two cuties?

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Anisha

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2 years

thoda aur padh liya hota to iss college se bach jati

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Anisha

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1 year

me after deleting the production database

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Anisha

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5 months

You all were so impressed with her when she danced on chammak challo and now you all are throwing dirt on her. What is this duality? She’s so beautiful and a graceful dancer.

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5 months

I haven't achieved anything significant in my life so that my younger sibling can live pressure-free and wouldn't feel the need to outshine me 🥰🙏🏼

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3 years

dude has lots of red flags enough to establish a communist state

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2 years

imagine supporting manchester united and rcb

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Anisha

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2 years

Love will have you doing some crazy shit like l just considered moving to Bangalore

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2 years

this is the current Silicon Valley season in real life where Gavin Belson is now the CEO of twitter

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Anisha

@chainsawwomann

2 years

last one month of college left. I can’t wait to get out of college and never go back again

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Anisha

@chainsawwomann

2 years

depression is alienating. neither did i feel like speaking to friends nor did i feel like participating in their life. it is only once you're getting back to life that it hit me how much did i run from people, especially who'd known me. it was never intentional but

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