Stuart Phillips @deltawriter12 Twitter profile

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Stuart Phillips

3 months

Realizing I never shared this bit of flash — yes @brevitymag and @PhilKlay I’m still up to the occasional one-sentence trick.

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Stuart Phillips

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2 years

Lit mag: “We are desperate for submissions! Send us your work!” <submits> Lit mag: “Yeah, no.” 🤣🤣😒

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Well, got a request for a full manuscript so there’s that.

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@CooperMcK @Category_Fury @XENOGOTH Here’s a surprise: you don’t have to post racist or demeaning bullshit just because your fingers work and you have an internet connection.

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@ask_aubry Does it start with an R and ends with an Ape?

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@420AttyChicago A Harley Davidson. Model. A fucking model of a fucking motorcycle.

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@kate_bstein @shaindelr It’s also a crime under most DMV privacy laws, which govern licensed access.

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@_mizalice_ @Remy_Jac @FlavorFlav @vmfraley I gotta say, Flav - you have aged like fine wine.

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@JoyceCarolOates Sorry, I missed where Meg shunned her daughter for speaking up about serial molestation by the man she chose to go back to. Sometimes, just say “I fucked up” and move on.

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@ask_aubry Wait - hair “overreacts” to wind???

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@RealBennRBoyle @goshdarnitmel Cry harder.

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@FrankLuntz “Gas is like $6!” “No, it’s back down to $3.50.” “But it FEELS like $6.” (pollster nods, makes notes)

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@LACaldwellDC @AnthonyMKreis The man will always be doing his job.

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@Mochievous @willathewisp These hooligans need a boot to the neck.

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@blgtylr Well, I guess unless someone actively moves her, she’ll always be by his side. 🤣🤣

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@ElieNYC @dieworkwear Remember if it’s fruit flavored it counts as fruit.

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@RealBennRBoyle @goshdarnitmel I do. But as commonly used, “gatekeeping” does not refer to speech that is already illegal. It refers to winnowing out speech that is legal but contrarian. So your straw man is nothing more than you whining in the wind.

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@KellyScaletta Did he then mount a coup to try and overturn the results of the state spelling bee?

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@ask_aubry Why is his goatee crawling down his neck? Is it trying to escape?

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@TheRickWilson @gtconway3d That Worldcom stock gonna bounce any day now.

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@Lawl_Assoc

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@lawofruby @Logically_JC If I kept making the same rejected argument to the same judge I’d be slapped down.

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@PatrickDoyle_35 @StephenKing Are you addicted to pedantically correcting people?

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@classicsmajor @VanessaMarigold @Qualsampson @blgtylr Animals take notes? Big if true.

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@ClaireDederer @megpillow He was convicted. Done. He did it.

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@ask_aubry “Give them sex after sex” cries the incel.

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@alexnpress @PKhakpour The cold (and a COVID test) were reported just before the debate.

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@mssakshinarula @fizahehee Were his trousers tight?

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2 years

As inexorable as death and taxes, I have received my @TBQuarterly rejection. I shall print out the comments “I really enjoyed the voice and writing” and “I really enjoy the opening lines,” douse them in Diablo Sauce and consume them. Then, powered by a flaming butt hole, I write.

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@Blanks_o2 @TessaMontague @crevicedwelling Only the Republican ones.

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@ScottHech @shay3322 Send NYPD to libraries on Saturdays. Spend the day reading.

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@lawofruby Starting the defense with Premature sanctions motions. Not a good sign.

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@TeamTrump Sorry, I don’t send money to felons.

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Pleased to announce - or just say - that I’m now a reader for @uncharted_mag_ immersing myself in mystery, crime, and horror. For reasons.

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@SchmaltzDiva @shaindelr @donnatalarico Conjuror. Is that a juror who has a criminal record?

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2 years

One amazing part of having an EIC who values her staff is when they ask which pieces really stuck out and should be nominated for stuff and she actually listens. Thanks @mgnlcs So happy to be with @ReckonReview

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3 years

Drafting my first craft column for @ReckonReview and really enjoying looking back through sources like @brevitymag and several of the inimitable @GraywolfPress books. A lot of “yeah, that’s the ticket” moments.

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@AnnaBower “Your check bounced.”

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@ElieNYC “Couch had no comment.”

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@SteveSlatonAZ Stolen valor supporting stolen secrets. Sounds about right.

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@KellyScaletta Also, the whole “I don’t really need it but send it anyway” messaging is weird.

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@erinoverbey

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3 years

Thanks to @EmergeJournal - first acceptance of the year for a flash piece I wrote in workshop with @brevitymag and @PhilKlay !

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2 years

And for 2022, congratulations to @vic_toriawrites and @BarlowAdams on their Wigleaf Top 50. Honored to know talent so raw and open.

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@davidclowery @Summerfest Take the Commies bowling Take them bowling Collectively.

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@Ms_CA_Borge @RepJackKimble I hope his district takes note.

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@DrWendyJackson @SMSforMI51 @RunWithRunestad Sorry. He just wasn’t into you.

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@mrsbougiefoodie Get a warrant, bitch. (Assuming it’s a dude) 🤣

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2 years

Four agent rejections this week, but also got asked to be Fiction Editor at two journals so I’ll count it as a win. 👍🏻

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@writesloud @shaindelr “After a lifetime as a narcissistic predator now I’ve learned to be a really skeezy narcissistic predator.”

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@tastefullysaucy @ohheyitsshanaj This is embarrassing. “I feel oppressed by your neck cloth” is not helpful.

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@steve_vladeck @OrinKerr Does he think we haven’t read his opinions?

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3 years

Oh. There I am, with real writers. 🤣

Reckon Review

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3 years

13 incredible writers have joined our Wind & Root team. @BarlowAdams @amygcb @Erin_Calabria @PeachDelphine @unsilentspring @EdKarshner @ANickRees Brandy Renee McCann, @MandiraPattnaik @v_m_ip @deltawriter12 @RodriguezSoniaA @kellathornton More here:

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@mjfree @gtconway3d Easy test, Donald. Look at this photo. Would you rent to them? 😑

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@Spark898 This is the way. This is why Tony Hawk must be Vice President.

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@mamaprogressive @afrosabi @EktaShahMD What are YOU doing on Twitter? Don’t you have somewhere else to be performatively progressive?

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@GuhyThis @nienna121 Says a man who probably failed shop.

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@Jasscarborough @cturnbull1968 “women who have naturally elevated levels of testosterone. To be clear, these two women are not transgender”.

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@ask_aubry I LOVE THE TWIST AT THE END! WHAT A PLOT!!

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@AnnaBower “Let them eat cake. Just not in public. Also, if they can’t afford cake—let them starve.”

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@TheRickWilson Well, I do agree this is his best campaign simply because he’s not campaigning so I don’t have to see his stupid face on the fucking television.

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I’m full of it. “Writing wisdom,” that is. Grateful to @mgnlcs @CharlotteHam504 for giving me a space to ruminate.

Reckon Review

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2 years

"Admitting that was not a sign of weakness but of power-I had the power to recognize, admit...remedy" New Wind & Root (what I've come to think of as *Writing Wisdom*) today brought to you by columnist @deltawriter12 and our features editor @CharlotteHam504

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@Irex2023 @JNelsonLDF The avatar of your head in a hole is very appropriate.

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@ask_aubry I, too, like opera.

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@RepJackKimble In my town, we all gathered in the square and you had to go put your baby on an old toilet where they put a Magic Sombrero on its head. The crowd would sing Sweet Caroline until the hat announced the race and gender. We’d then have a little parade for the little white babies.

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@rsanderlin @WriterSweeney Did @GlennYoungkin think no one would notice?

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@blgtylr Best Poli Sci professor I had was a huge fan of having us underline and write notes in the books (literature-based course on political theory). Then, we’d go through and type the notes and thoughts into an outline.

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@GetOnTap @CollinRugg @DailyMail Please state the countervailing logical argument or factual data.

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@danielmkim I have always been a fan of OG jungle boots, but there’s a time and place. Working in the yard? Yes. Completing a very confused commuting ensemble designed to elicit questions that allow you to borrow some valor? No.

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@chipgoines Apparently, they also do not own a level.

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@HomoConNYC @Angry_Staffer Are you aware of your paternity?

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@KatiePhang wtf. Do your job SCOTUS.

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@DrWendyJackson @SMSforMI51 @RunWithRunestad Then who was the roommate who broke your heart?

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@blgtylr Breaking: Washerwoman from the provinces likes nice books.

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Welcome to @ReckonReview @writesloud !

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@blgtylr Calm down, Millie. The mean Sweater Man isn’t going to hurt you. 🤣🤣🤣😒😒

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@twonnet I’m saving my best work to be read aloud at my funeral.

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@elhijodealli7 @alittleleader But but it’s just yellow. It’s not red. Maybe I can distinguish it and

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@GuhyThis @nienna121 Sure was. After a stint enlisted. But your wimpy pseudo-homophobic comment confirms you are a loser.

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@CPY87 Are you able to set aside your own preconception and biases especially as to the quality of the lawyering you’re about to see and render a decision based on the evidence and the instructions the court gives to you, even though you may overturn those instructions later?

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@Michelm0808 @Parkerlawyer “Did you SEE the pajamas I packed??!!??”

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Sister-in-law is doing some work for @Beekman1802Boys and I’m plotting how to leverage this into access to their goats because damn they cute.

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@JNelsonLDF Absolutely, positively no way this was not a sophomoric allusion to a racist slur.

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@lawofruby Sounded pretty assault-y to me but what do I know? 😑

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I guess revisions work. Just got an acceptance in a piece I tore apart and put back together until it actually meant something.

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@donwinslow Maybe they mean their crowds are larger “per person.”

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@ambernoelle And everyone complained when we instituted an “empty storefront” tax in San Francisco, but it’s working.

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Reading fiction submissions for @VeteransWriting One story was so good my only comment was “yes yes yes.”

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“we turn the volume up one notch and everyone carefully looks straight ahead and we all pretend that their mothers don’t come into our houses and clean every week” Stoked to have this flash up that originated in a workshop w @brevitymag and @PhilKlay

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@blgtylr People used to be ashamed to publicize their fear of pages full of words. At least since the Middle Ages.

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@CandiedGender @nrduford What a moronic statement.

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@John_Attridge @lahikmajoe Your eyebrows aren’t level.

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@ask_aubry Trump: “you—come here, you’re getting an abortion!” Woman: “but I don’t want one.” Trump: “ too bad—you agreed to one when you signed up for truth social—it’s in the terms and conditions.” 😒

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Morning air scrubbed clean Corn tassels strain for the sky Summer drains away.