He/him. Appa. Former infantry person. Current food/wine person. Equality for all, no exceptions. LFC. Oxford comma. 2 spaces. The Confederates were all traitors
Another passel of followers (who are all of you listening to my ramblings?), so a repeat of my ground rules: no racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, or religious bigotry. The Confederates were traitors who fought for slavery. “Equality for all” in my bio means exactly that.
🧵I can't fucking sleep tonight. Kept thinking about one of my last calls as an EMT after reading about cops not willingly putting themselves in harm's way. August 2001. I pulled my bus up just outside the PD cordon at the site of a DV call. 1/
How fucking dare you? I'll say it again, I don't give one tenth of half a fuck - how dare you, you cowardly pieces of shit who aren't worthy of the badges on your chests? Children died because of your inaction. Children died while you waited for fucking backup. 17/
Children died because you were either unable or unwilling to put your body between the perp & (I can't stress this enough) defenseless fucking children whose only sin yesterday was to go to school wanting to learn & hang out with friends. 18/
Enough platitudes, I can't swallow another one without wanting to puke. Fuck your thoughts & prayers. Politicians, you have the statutory power to do something about this scourge. Yet. You. Do. Fuck. All. Do it for children who just want to play during recess. 21/
It's time for that to change. This is macabre, but not new: if the victims' families agree, publish the crime scene photos. Let America see what their passion for unfettered gun ownership hath wrought. Then maybe we'd get common sense gun laws like a background check. 20/
Long story short, my report (I thought) was a verbal flamethrower that would tank M's career & any possible future as an LEO. Nothing. Fucking. Happened. Because I was just an EMT, not LE. What could I possibly know? M is now the deputy chief of his department. 13/
Do it for your country, as alien as that concept might sound to you. Like
@TheOnion
says after all such massacres - not mass shootings, these are massacres - "No way to prevent this, says only nation where this regularly happens" 23/
M didn't want to "unnecessarily risk" his officers. I was gobsmacked. Like, MFer, that badge means we all accept that risk. Fuck it, I'll go. M told me to stand down. I told him to go fuck himself. We heard 2 shotgun blasts inside the house. One. Pause. Pause. Two. 6/
I still see that kid in my dreams, now & again. I see them every time I read about a school massacre. I see the murdered child, whose last thought was probably a fear that no one - let alone a fucking goddamn child - should ever have. 11/
Do it for folks shopping socializing at a supermarket because racist zoning rules made that a gathering place. Do it for congregants at a synagogue, patients at a Planned Parenthood clinic. Do it for Asian salon workers in Atlanta & Dallas. 22/
I told
@drjchernov
earlier tonight that some people who can't accept that their badge = risking their own life aren't meant for PD/Fire/EMS. That's the job. I did accept that, but I also realized I had other issues to deal with, unrelated to my EMT days. 14/
There was also a quick side trip to the World Trade Center a month later, & that only confirmed that my decision was/remains the correct one for me at that time. Then I read that LEOs waited for backup in Uvalde while kids died, & this specific call came roaring back. 15/
The perp? Fuck him. Let him choke agonizingly on his own blood. Yeah, I disregarded my training, but fuck that guy who just killed his family. M finally entered the house & asked why I wasn't treating the perp. AYFKM?! 12/
Now, typing this, all I can see is that child huddled between the tub & the toilet, hoping his dad wouldn't do the unthinkable. Then seeing the results of what had been unthinkable. We all see the unthinkable on a weekly basis now. At least, news of it. 19/
Fuck, I wouldn't wish that kind of memory on my worst enemy. I saw the child again. Younger than yesterday's victims, but still a child. Then I picked up my kids from school, & kept my utter & abject sense of relief to myself, hidden in anodyne questions about their day. 16/
M's mouth kept opening & closing like a bass you just pulled out of the water. I told him I was going in because the risk was gone. M was right, I wasn't an LEO, I had no business going in, but deep down, I knew my bag wouldn't help any of the 3 people inside. 8/
I say looked the part, because he sure as shit didn't act that way as the night went on. You see, even with 5 or 6 cops with him, not to mention probable cause to enter the domicile, he wouldn't. He wanted to wait for the county to send ESU, but those heavily armed meatheads 4/
DV perp turned the shotgun on himself, but didn't manage to die right away. It was messy. He sounded like he was choking on his own blood. I wanted that kid to live more than any other patient I had in my time as an EMT. But I also knew that answer was no. 10/
I knew what that meant, given the math, but it never registered with M or his officers. I felt sick. I told him he needed to go in now, so I could treat the hostages. He told me to stand down, ESU was on the move. One more shotgun blast. 7/
The fucking door wasn't even locked. And I was right, there was nothing I could do. Wife took a 10-gauge shell to the neck in the bedroom. Bled out through her carotid. 3- or 4-year old child must've been hiding in the bathroom when Dad got to them. 9/
Lots of nervous Barney Fife types with their hands on their pistols, taking cover behind their cars, filling the radio with useless traffic. Fire dispatch briefed me enroute. Normally, no biggie, treat the DV victim(s) & transport. 2/
would need an hour or more to spin up. Meanwhile, we waited & sweated. No negotiator, no ESU door kickers, couldn't even get a helo to spotlight the house. I asked SGT M why he couldn't move in with the cops he had. His answer blew me away & still makes me angry to this day. 5/
Long before
@DonaldJTrumpJr
was doxxing a judge's child, I had to remind him to wipe the coke off his nose before a tv standup. Don, maybe instead you remember when I poured you into a cab when I found you weeping in the rain & hugging a lamp post in Midtown ca. 2003-ish?
This MFer was a 10-43: barricaded, probably armed, with hostages. I introduced myself to the on-scene commander, who looked the part: lean, muscular, confident voice & demeanor, lots of service hash marks on his sleeve. 3/
One of my Gen Z employees asked me what I’m doing after work.
Me: It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark out, & we’re wearing sunglasses.”
Him: whaat?
Me: you’ve never seen The Blues Brothers?!
Him: is that a tv show?
Me: 🤦🏽♂️
Al right,
@BTS_twt
, I surrender. My 7 year old saw the video of your performance on SNL last night & wants to join your
#ARMY
. I’ve been ordered to download your music for Her Royal Highness.
As a soldier, I wielded a rifle that could hit targets out to 500m. Its sole purpose was/is to take as many human lives as efficiently as possible. As a civilian now, I see no need for any of my fellow citizens to have unfettered access to similar weaponry.
#VetsForGunReform
What my son asked me this morning broke my heart into a million tiny jagged pieces: “Appa, are we legal?” Then, “Is someone going to try to shoot us, too?” I assured him he’s 200% American, & don’t let anyone tell him differently. Fuck this hateful, fearful new normal.
My cousin, active duty Army, just got word he will have to wake up no later than 6 o’clock & there will be NO EXCEPTIONS! Who even wakes up that early?
Any suggestions on what he can do besides getting dishonorably discharged, which will affect him the rest of his life??
We have an airline captain in the hotel, retiring after 32 years. He brought his family over for one last trip to NY together, & they’re having dinner at my restaurant tonight. We asked the pastry team to make a cake for them.
You want to own a gun? No problem. Just also get mandatory liability insurance for it & pass a gun safety course that’s like driver’s ed - but for safe handling of firearms.
1. A famous tv chef told me in 2004 that “Orientals don’t work in wine.” I’ve earned 4 Wine Spectator awards of excellence for my wine lists.
2. A Ranger Instructor told me that chinks don’t make good Rangers. When I pinned on my tab, I found him & asked “how d’ya like me now?”
Ivan, say that again, in person, to my face, while we stand over the grave of one of my soldiers who believed your bullshit instead of following my advice to seek help. He was
#SickNotWeak
. Your brand of toxic masculinity has buried more people than bullets ever will.
"I concede nothing!" I've always said that restaurant management is akin to adult babysitting, but apparently I've got nothing on current White House staffers.
Hey everyone, I’m ok, I’m just not going to be as vocal on here for a bit. Had a setback. Rest assured, I’m not about to do anything rash to myself, I’ve got way too damn much to live for. But sincerely, thank you for your concern.
Ah. How I didn’t miss you, Korean housewives looking askance at the lone dad at swim class, as if I don’t belong here. Ladies. I. Can. Understand. What. You’re. Saying. About. Me. In. Korean. I should answer a fake phone call in Korean, see what happens.
Hey
@USAA
, you’re ok making a ton of money off active military & veterans, while also advertising on the show of a man who openly supported the treason on 6 January? You can’t have this both ways.
#DumpTucker
I’m sick of hearing yet again about wound channels & exit wounds on a child caused by a .223 caliber round from an AR-15. We who trained on & used the AR’s cousin while serving our country - especially those of us who’ve seen the consequences - have a voice.
#VetsForGunReform
Normalize not being belligerent & threatening to write a complaint letter when the manager tells you, no, the 2 unvaccinated members of your party can’t come in. Want to talk to a different manager? Sorry, I’m the *general* manager here. Here’s my card so you get my name right.
I used to hate this song, but this particular rendition, at this probably last commemoration with living D-Day veterans singing along as if they’re teenage paratroopers again, made me misty.
[ 🇫🇷 FRANCE ]
🔸 « Blood on the Risers », chant militaire des parachutistes américains de la Seconde Guerre mondiale, a été entonné par le Chœur de l'Armée française lors de la cérémonie international du 80e anniversaire du Débarquement de Normandie.
Hey
@GovMikeHuckabee
, I’m ethnically Asian (I know, shocker), but I identify as American - as hard as that may be for you & most white Republicans to believe. Please go back under whatever rock you crawled out from, & take
@SarahHuckabee
with you. One more thing:🖕🏽
#StopAsianHate
After my thread last night went ballistic, let me be 1000% clear. I’m not some ACAB nihilist who wants to do away with law enforcement. Like any endeavor, there are good & bad people. We need law enforcement. But we also need them to be accountable.
Young Oak Kim, the 1st non-white officer to be both an acting battalion commander (WW2) & actual CO of a battalion (Korea) in the US Army. Recipient of every valor award except the Medal of Honor. Here he is receiving his 1st Silver Star from LTG Mark Wayne Clark in 1944.
Many of my former peers & employees left an industry where they were treated increasingly & remarkably poorly by guests; threatened with violence by irate guests in some instances; & before before vaccines, serving people for whom public health/safety concerns were nonexistent.
I have to ask...
Where did everyone go?
Service people.
Restaurant staff. Sales help. Service techs?
I can't count the number of places between Maine and Florida that are "short staffed" and unable to operate in a normal capacity.
Someone clue me in on this!
I can’t fucking believe I need to tweet this in all seriousness, but here goes: I will not be taking questions at this time. I’m going to go back to tweeting about wine, cooking, & my kids. With an occasional jab at a hypocritical Republican thrown in.
.
@ArmyChiefStaff
@SecArmy
gentlemen, it would take just 30 seconds to unequivocally state - on any medium - that any currently serving soldier who doubts the oath they took to protect & defend the Constitution has no place in the Army. Please *lead* on this.
"...a lot of us are looking at discharge and we weren’t expecting this so we have no idea what to plan for and I’m sure a lot of people are trying to plan for their future right now.”
Full story >
Talk about mind blown. A guest calling for takeout spelled his name to me in the pre-1956 phonetic alphabet (able, baker, Charlie, dog, etc.). I asked when he served, he said Task Force Smith 😳
1. In the spring of 2001, Anthony Bourdain gave a talk at the 92nd St. YMCA. Like any other young line cook, I idolized him. I don’t remember the talk itself, except that it was sort of a “keep at it” speech for culinary students.
Let me make this official: starting tomorrow, I'll be the director of service for Chef David Burke's restaurants in New York, ranging between the two Manhattan locations (David Burke Tavern & Park Ave Kitchen) & Red Horse in White Plains.
Guess what I saw plenty of at a Chinese owned supermarket? Bottled water, toilet paper, meat, rice, & canned food. Guess what I didn’t see there? Frantic disaster prepping white people.
Hundreds of firemen of the Paris Fire Brigade are doing everything they can to bring the terrible
#NotreDame
fire under control. All means are being used, except for water-bombing aircrafts which, if used, could lead to the collapse of the entire structure of the cathedral.
I’ve recently been accused of being one of those scary people who believes in “woke” leadership. Guilty. I lead by example. I look out for my subordinates’ well being & career progression - regardless of their gender, orientation, religion, or political views. Send fucking tweet.
Actual quotes from AL & VFW members to me when I asked about joining:
-Didn’t I fight your granddaddy?
-Hey, Ed, look! Gooks in the wire!
-This hall is for American veterans.
Never thought I’d be glad to see these previous generations of gatekeepers in VSOs dying off.
You know things are FUBAR when someone who couldn’t score above 220 on his PFT maligns a combat veteran aviator with more time overseas than he has crying to his fellow right wing shills.
I think if I ever were to start a veteran themed business, it sure as hell wouldn’t be coffee. I’d open a restaurant, upscale but not full fine dining, & staff it as much as possible with veterans, especially those in need. No experience? No problem, I’ll teach you.
Guys, I can confirm that all of the Army’s H-13 instructor pilots at Dempsey Field at Fort Wolters have walked out in protest over the vaccine.
#NoVaccineApartheid
2 years ago, we hired this young lady through a placement agency for the developmentally challenged. She works 3 days a week, polishing silverware & glassware. This year, the entire front of house team chipped in for a Nintendo Switch & a bunch of games. She more than earned it.
Waiting in line at 7-11 for coffee before work. Reservists in front of me.
PFC: the Coronavirus thing is fucked up
SPC: we gotta make sure we stay away from Asians
Me: 🙄
PFC: this part of Queens would be nice if there weren’t so many of them
Me: (sneeze)
Soldiers: 😳🤢
Server: table 15 ordered this, but I don’t know what it is
Me: it’s liquid heaven, & as long as this guest tips you correctly, you’ll make more than the entire service team combined tonight.
It’s been a long & winding road, but my time in Long Island is ending after 10 years. Next month, I’ll be taking over as the general manager of a steakhouse in Manhattan. Looking forward to the next challenge & being the captain of my own ship again.
As a soldier, I wielded a rifle that could hit targets out to 500m. Its sole purpose was/is to take as many human lives as efficiently as possible. As a civilian now, I see no need for any of my fellow citizens to have unfettered access to similar weaponry.
#VetsForGunReform
1/9 Since Elno won’t allow longer threads & acts like that ridiculous ’80s movie kid demanding $2, but this time for a blue check, I’m trying to thread my
#AAPIHM
threads. Today is another first. Today we profile the first Vietnamese American general in the US Army, Viet Luong.
22 of x. Yuri’s filmed conversations with Angela Davis became a documentary. Yuri’s legacy is not being a model minority, not taking no for an answer, & not allowing race to get in the way of a common purpose. She passed in 2014.
Humble brag, I just received great feedback from the VP of my company for the way my restaurant is operating, how it looks, & my knowledge of minute details in the P & L statement when the senior accountant grilled me. That just made my week.
My grandfathers, who were press-ganged into labor battalions because Imperial Japan saw Koreans as subhuman & only suitable for either sex slavery or menial labor, would like a word. So would the 25k Koreans killed or wounded in the 삼일 (Sam Il, 3/1/19) independence movement.
Oppenheimer has been released in Japan, eight months after its global release.
We spoke to historian Naoko Wake to learn why the U.S. refuses to take accountability for the war crimes it committed in Hiroshima and Nagasaki and why all of this is relevant to us today.
Help me get this straight. Some white folks on the internet are angry b/c a white dude got fired for writing emails & sending texts that included language that would've gotten him fired from any regular job? Got it.
In the interest of posting something I think everyone can agree on, let’s all admire this perfect medium rare tomahawk ribeye, from a sous-chef who’s a gosh darn artist with a broiler.
#steakhouse
#healthfood
Soaked in fuel, he went into a burning vehicle to pull out his brothers. He was on fire, but kept going in. Seven times.
As he lay in bed dying, all he wanted was to know they would be okay.
“How are my boys?”
Honor SFC Alwyn Cashe.
I hate that President Carter is entering hospice care. But, if ever a man deserved to rest after doing more good for the world in his lifetime than the next 10,000 or 100,000 people, it’s him. Rest easy, sir. We have the watch.
@drummy46
As an informed veteran, you should know that POTUS returning salutes didn’t become a thing until Reagan, a draft dodger who loved to surround himself with the trappings of the military, began doing it in 1981.
Tucker: Mark Milley is the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. He didn’t get that job because he’s brilliant or because he’s brave or because the people who know him respect him. He is not and they definitely don’t
Hey, assholes promoting
#DemExit
, I see mainly young middle class white people who can afford, both financially & emotionally, another 4 years of Trump. My kids’ futures can’t afford that. This race is about far more than your MFing tantrums, so fuck your ivory tower privilege.
On
#HolocaustMemorialDay
with so few survivors of the Shoah left, it’s imperative that we teach children about how evil it was, & the resilience of those who survived. Not banning books on the subject you deem offensive, or both-siding the teaching of history’s most evil act.
Chapter 8,371 of “Hey, judgy tiger moms at swim class, just because I speak unaccented English doesn’t mean I also can’t understand your conversation about me in Korean. It’s my day off, I may dress like I’m unemployed, but I’m not. Some fathers actually do want to be here.”
One of my busboys just told me the most amazing thing: the crew universally respected me because I treated & spoke to them like people, not - as in some restaurants- support staff largely comprised of immigrants & talked down to. My God, what a low bar we have in this industry.
I saw the XFL was trending because of its partnership with the NFL, but hear me out: the bottom team from each NFL division should get relegated to the XFL at the end of the season, & the top XFL teams get promoted, like they do in proper football.
To the trolls in my mentions (none of whom look like they could ruck with a woman Ranger) whitesplaining to me that MG Donahoe was “being political in uniform,” I ask you: what is so goddamn political about standing up for women & LGBTQ soldiers? Or are you just afraid?
My industry will not survive another lockdown. Millions of hard working people, including POC & women who comprise the majority of hourly employees, will lose their livelihoods because of a bunch of inconsiderate, selfish assholes who refuse to believe science &
#GetVaccinated
.