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Life is pain . . . and anyone who tells you differently is selling something. I have 3 prec(oc)ious children, a loving husband, and I survive on laughter.

Spruce Grove, Alberta
Joined April 2008
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@CatholicCharm The weekend my brother and I were born (twins), two other sets of twins were born at the same hospital. At one point, the nurse brought my brother to my mum for feeding, and my mum kept going like, "something isn't right here . . . " So they double checked and it turned out it
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@ask_aubry He's impulsive, demands hugs and gifts, and steals money, yet criticises a 19-year-old, an actual teenager, for behaving like . . . a teenager? What the actual . . . ? Nah. He has issues. To say the least.
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@dieworkwear You're the awesomest nobody I've ever not met.
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@yarden_shafir "To learn about the mysteries of the elusive milkshake machine."
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@PhoenixButerfli @CatholicCharm Yeah, kinda crazy! This was back in the 80s when they put all the babies in nurseries. And really, babies kinda all look the same, so I sorta can't blame them. One nurse there was a real jerk to a mum though, like she specifically said "no, I do not that drug when I'm in labour"
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@roq11 @CatholicCharm Crazy! But mothers always catell the difference!
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@Very__Regular I live by these words and I will die by these words (when I forget that gas fittings are the opposite).
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@stillnotmadi Just hand out wedding-branded tissues for everyone who wants to cry about.
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@VayaConDonos @AngEngland Buddy, it looks like you're the one trying to score internet points here. Chill out.
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@OKAYYYWOWWW Did any of them have to use the loo at any point when they were over? Definitely charge a toilet-flush fee. That's a lot of water used.
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@Versace Anne looks . . . confused?
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@clhubes The best part is that we've come full circle and nobody checks their email anymore. Or is that just my husband?
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@SanaSaeed @jordanbpeterson To be fair, his face isn't plastered on the front of Sports Illustrated Magazine advertising himself an ideal modern beauty.
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@brianlilley "What is your excuse?" What an odd question. There's a pretty big difference between excuses and reasons.
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@AndrewKnack @ChamelionArts Two words: slippery slope.
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@emnode @sillygoofyetc I'm glad he got better.
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@MurrayCampaign Instead of this, why don't you focus on empowering women to be good mothers and men to stand up and be good providers? Stop the whole "a baby will destroy your future" false narrative. Give women resources, support, and hope.
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@Smriti504772595 @clhubes Eating a pile of gummy bears once is not how addiction works.
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@ctvedmonton Considering how many old folks these people killed during covid, this is probably a good idea.
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@snopes "As far as we can tell"? OK, sure, @snopes , whatever you say!
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@JessGraceWrites @menwritewomen I'll admit that I'm a little concerned by how many women commenters here think that one cannot have a period whilst breastfeeding.
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@clhubes Just a reinterpretation of the play. A Midsummer Nightmare.
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@clhubes You know what? Poison is cheap. JUDGE ME. LOL
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@clhubes When my brothers and I were kids, one of our babysitters tried convincing us all (herself included) to try using a blanket to parachute off the roof of our house. Fortunately she chickened out and my brothers and I were also not interested. We loved her, but not a very bright
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@clhubes Is he volunteering to provide a babysitter?? I sure would have loved that when my husband was in the navy and I was on my own with my son for months at a time. I mean, I really enjoyed and treasure the memory of those cereal aisle melt-downs, but if he's offering, that's cool.
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@Lessonedlearne1 @EricChambers7 @TheRightMelissa If you're aiming for physics, that's every action causes an equal and opposite reaction. Not an escalated reaction.
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@SedSia @8Notables Ironic the prof telling you that all experiences are valid while completely dismissing yours.
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@casper5803 @NoContextBrits You just won the internet.
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@clhubes We named our 6-year-old daughter Florence. But her naming was a little unconventional. Do my husband and I have Florences in the family tree? Sure. But is she named after them? Nope. When I was suggesting names and said "Florence," my husband tagged on "of Arabia," and I
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@Wanderknews @emnode @sillygoofyetc You know it has to be; she doesn't even exist because of it.
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@IndigoLeo10 Probably translates to, "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine."
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@HannahPosted I'll bet she celebrates birthdays with Matt Walsh.
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@RepErinHealy Hey guys! I found another parody account!
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@jules369369369 @Yolo304741 @catturd2 Um. People from the forest fires have literally evacuated to my city and camp out in the Walmart parking lot in their trees. I'm in the region that many of the wildfires are from.
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@Peacemaker811 @clhubes Like, they didn't go outside and play with friends or anything? They didn't get left with their father while their mother went out to do something else? This seems odd to me.
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@Austen My company prefers to hire people who haven't gone through the system. Their knowledge are 8 years out of date and they require extensive re-training. But hiring someone who is self-taught is a much easier hire, and they've already got that natural keenness for learning new
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@Waldens_Block @theashleyray And they walk through parking lots where cars drip oil. What gets me is when people are like "but you let your dogs in the house without cleaning their feet!" My dogs run around on grass and only sidewalks. When it's muddy out I DO clean their feet. They also don't step in
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@Silent_Bobbiez @TheRightMelissa Man, if I could just kick everybody who says stuff I am offended by and shrug it off as "consequences of free speech!"
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@clhubes Stick to it. It's worth it.
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If anybody in the Edmonton Wild Rose/The Meadows neighbourhood area sees a west highland white terrier running around, please contact me. No collar, but her name is Islay and she is microchipped. #yeg #wildrose #themeadows #lostdog #westie
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@leishaaa_ Mine does, but that's mainly because despite working a 9-5 job, I can basically leave work whenever I want to. Nobody can boss me around. And my boss puts family first.
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@illsingyourname What's in these bananas and where can I get one?
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@The_Sarahnade Happiness isn't the right word. We have happy moments, joyous moments, and frustrating moments. But these are all passing feelings. But ultimately, with him, I love him and I am content, which is what I want and what I have always wanted.
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@catholiccom This couldn't possibly go wrong.
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@FlorioGina I hope they fight the bill, like the stuff they specifically did not consent to. I'm glad they had a strong advocate with them.
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Unpopular opinion: having children is not a right. Don't get me wrong, I think it's great for people to have children, but acquiring them by any means necessary? Nah. Surrogacy, IVF, and a large part of the fertility industry just turns women & children into a commodity.
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@kisstheblade_ We had a no-host bar for our wedding. Nobody made a big deal about it. 15 years later friends still tell us our wedding/reception was one of the most fun they've ever attended. We somehow managed to make our reception fun enough without having to fund alcohol.
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@RuthWitch @ProLifeDem Ooh, someone's been watching too much Law & Order.
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@Burgess7281975 As a proddy convert, this took me a little while to adjust to, but the simplest thing a Protestant ought to be able to accept is that a dead Christian is not dead and is in heaven. I mean, they go on about it ALL the time (esp since they don't even believe in purgatory). So for
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@AlliAlliG Yes. My kids weren't really ready until they were 4 (just barely made the cut for pre-K). I've known other parents whose kids struggle with overnight into age 6+, and that's ok. No need to rush a kid who isn't ready. Potty training isn't an accomplishment or a failure.
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@ThomasReeseSJ @RNS @directorsilk Why would you rejoice about this? No proper Catholic should be happy about division in the church.
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1 year
@AndrewKnack @ChamelionArts So on the one hand you say the government doesn't need to do it, but then you immediately say that the government needs to enact land use bylaws to restrict options. Government involvement doesn't allow communities to develop organically. It gets in the way.
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@TheRealKeean My veteran husband recommends Wounded Warriors. Make sure you've got the Canadian organisation, NOT the American one.
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@3YearLetterman @elonmusk No, Venice is the place with all the canals. Obviously it is in The Netherlands. Or Ottawa.
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@ClairesOwner @3BeanCasserole @ToewsforAlberta Regarding "online church services worked just fine": You can only speak for yourself, which is of little relevance to pretty much everybody else in Alberta. Your statement is pointless.
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@StitchyBetsy @FlorioGina I know, how crazy: adjusting the newborn who immediately improved! How awful!
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@wopizza Wow. But here's a positive: I had to go in for a test at the UofA hospital. I was also suffering a massive migraine, and wearing a mask just aggravates it, so I did not wear one. Pretty much nobody bothered me.
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@theladykatie I mean, the funny thing about the pronouns is that the only time you use those particular ones is if you're talking about someone when they're not around anyway, in which case, who even cares what you call them? They're not even there. If someone wants to call me "he/him/dingbat"
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@1samdang6 @clhubes @Bonecondor I don't need bison. My children behave and smell like bison. And I'm not even a SAHM. My husband is a SAHD. Wait. This might explain a few things.
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@Micahissad @FrMatthewLC This is exactly what Fr Matthew is doing: discussing how Catholic beliefs apply to people who claim to be Catholic. What's your problem with that?
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@Cernovich For _standing_ on Capitol steps? I didn't know that standing on steps was considered a crime. Or even considered rioting.
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@ranjitbath
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Strong Policy, Strong Results. #teamucp
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@AnnaIPrimrose1 I'm dangerous, but not in that sort of way. I'm dangerous more in a she-runs-with-scissors-and-mixes-ammonia-with-bleach sort of way.
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@Harmonicritik @RobProvince What is it leftists LOVE to say? Oh yeah: "silence is violence!"
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@dieworkwear And take your hands out of your pockets, young man!
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THANK YOU to everybody who helped share this -- our Islay has been found safe and sound!
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@jeffrey_jutz @ginacarano LOL, reminds me of when we went to mass and they'd finally figured out how to distribute holy water since the fount was off -- a spray bottle! An usher sprayed it on my three-year-old's hands and what did she do? Rub it all over her hands like it was hand sanitizer. Well, sorta?
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@iheartedmonton Honestly, I'm glad that the +38°C is more rare. It's impossible to escape the heat, but easy to bundle up to get warm! Plus, I like all the cozy things, like my dogs, children, blankets, hot chocolate, fires, movies, eating comfort food . . . :-)
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@calvinrobinson @RealCandaceO You're next. Dun dun dunnnnnnnnn.
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@LoriSigurdson Lol sure, Danielle Smith was going to just snap her fingers and fix all that in, what, less than 5 months? That's realistic. Are you aware that Smith's chief-of-staff personally battled homelessness & addiction? So if you think it's not on her radar, guess again.
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@GrassBlade2 @FreeBeacon Catholics don't believe Dems should be booted from the church. Catholics believe people who are unrepentantly sinning should be corrected for the sake of their own soul and received back into the Church.
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Scott Bradlee's Postmodern Jukebox concert. Is. Amazing. #pmjtour #SpiceGirls
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@Very__Regular I'm just going to throw this out there while we're at it: There are 5 tomatoes in a mile. Five-two-eight-ohs 5280 5,280 feet in a mile.
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@YourAlberta There's nothing I love more than getting on a waiting list.
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@robkhenderson While I agree with you preferring a headphone jack, nobody needs airpods. There are plenty of affordable Bluetooth headphones out there. In fact, I can't even wear earbud headphones because they just fall out of my ears (no matter the size). When watching videos in public, I
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@ctvedmonton If they don't want to suspend gas and/or carbon taxes, then what would their solution be to help those of us who still actually need to drive cars places? Or do they not realise that there are those of us who still exist? Honest question.
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@TommyC15 @PicturesFoIder That's editing for you.
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@K0nbin1 @clhubes We NEED the visual.
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@zeek3po @TheRealKeean @JustinTrudeau Problems like being elderly and handicapped?
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@laneybabyart @OneFeIISwoop Video or it didn't happen.
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@Chameleon777771 @BrettKissel I'm pretty sure Canada can't legally prevent Canadians from returning to their own country.
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@clhubes @egraham63345791 And when you do that, make sure they also add random weight to it so you set off the alarm. "THERE'S AN UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA!!!"
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@animalologist @dieworkwear You mean to say, you'll never sell him out for 30 pieces of silver?
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@theladykatie I'm curious, how did this topic, and his position on it, come up in class? It seems odd (though I know not entirely far-fetched, after all, my son's grade 4 teacher told him he'll was made up) that a Catholic teacher at a Catholic school would be expressing non-Catholic teaching.
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@AndrewKnack @ChamelionArts Are you saying this (the overreach people are concerned about) ISN'T something that some people in government might want? Once you start implementing these sorts of things, it's just a matter of time before it creeps in, and once it's there, it's nearly impossible to reverse.
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@RoyalFamily @RADheadquarters Keep on creaking, I mean, dancing, your majesty!
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@erikkain The repeating "bitch" actually made me laugh out loud.
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@FromKulak My kids are mixed-race. They're half-American and half-Canadian. They're definitely the cutest kids I've ever seen. I'm totally not biased at all, and that's a thing, right?
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@Edmontonsun What is the purpose in publishing this? How is this news?
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@EastoakDK @BillAckman @JennaEllisEsq You really don't know anything about the case do you?
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@trannycita It's sadly hilarious that there is this whole idea that for 1000s of years men have been taking things away from women now they want to take away our own womanhood.
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@AlissaMitche11 I mean, I (age 42) usually know how to dress for business events that my male coworker (age 62) and I usually attend together. He is the one always asking me how he ought to dress so I frequently tell him to wear the man version of whatever I plan on wearing. Cracks me up every
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@heavenbrat Lots of people suggesting the sun, but not any of the suggest how to abuse it. I'm a bit disappointed at this lack of creativity.
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@paritybydesign @_sarah_rose_22 My (Christian, protestant) parents recently had a Muslim refugee family living with them, and she went out of her way to get halal stuff and try to be really respectful of Muslim faith and traditions, only to discover that they really didn't care much. Turned out it was really
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@RandiB1 @whoismrzero @LissaJoStewart Why would you talk to your neighbour when you can passive aggressively complain about them in a local FB group or Nextdoor?? Lol My friend was reported to bylaw by his neighbours for his chicken coop (which was well within the law anyway), so he decided to talk to this neighbour
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