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7 months

One time in college I called a buddy who sold weed and accidentally said “weed” on the phone and he hung up on me. A few hours later (after smoking alternate weed) I felt bad so I called him back “to apologize for calling and asking for weed earlier” and he hung up on me again

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@murderxbryan

7 months

Me at 15 years old calling my 17 year old drug dealer: hey man, you got any pizza toppings The FBI agent in charge of the investigation: nothing going on here they are just buying and selling pizza toppings

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@Bug_Hall @humerlessveil Nice bra dude

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6 months

@roun_sa_ville you can't even shame these people because even when presented with proof that they're wrong they either ignore it or they just say huh and that's the end of it, no consideration for how and why they were so easily duped

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10 months

@flyerthenag6 @dietbrisk @whyparamvir @ronawang @LKhye1 If a large American city was somehow transported to India I think everyone would be very surprised

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2 years

@Shammy_Deep @DEJACKS43492044 lmao come on man

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3 years

@debdrens (ignores masks and vaccines and dies) Wow what a fighter

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3 years

@justatotalgoon @wyatt_privilege This wasn’t normal vaccine side effects, it was people flopping around like a fish to scare people out of getting vaccinated and/or donate to a go fund me

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3 years

@brandogdad @mind_probiotic Guy who has only played free wordle, playing NYT wordle: Getting a lot of “free wordle” vibes from this

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3 years

@crudmeridian @spiritnght2 People love to say “if you make a mistake, just own up to it and try to fix it” when the real big brain move is to lie/cover up/ignore your way out of everything and never tell anyone and get off scott free

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3 years

@helichobter @NINETIREDBUGS I did too, people said it's weird but I remember a kid in college applying to jobs with the email address copkilla007, and that was way before all the first.last email addresses were taken so I think it's ok to be a little proactive

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2 months

@BrandonF65664 This is like every time conservatives scream about people doing voter fraud and then point to the only examples they can find, which always end up being republicans

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@doulbedoink

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2 years

@dannolan When you get a new phone and you realize you’ve been sending emails for a week without turning off the “sent from outlook for iOS” signature

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10 months

@REMILIASECRETS lol seething

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3 months

@cum2faith @leelambia Its not about the enemy, its about the boss

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3 months

@alexfeerst @AlecStapp I don’t think it’s actually intended to stay on the books for 300 years but to secure it for the next few years and have that be the baseline for any future funding amounts

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2 years

@DaveWRose @MarisaKabas @RezaC1 damn that sucks, maybe one day wealthy suburban homeowners will catch a break in this country

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1 year

@RRR0BYN Fist thing in your bio is orthodox christian, of course your comment is judgy, condescending and malicious

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6 months

@seaweedanxiety Me when the rap part ends and they start doing the dance

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9 months

@duckbldg when choosing an accent wall you really want people to be guessing “mold or marble” right up until they’re within arms length

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7 months

Which, fair enough, but also I doubt the feds were monitoring the guy selling eights to his frat brothers

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1 year

@Raynoshi @ShadowofEzra it’s right above your house

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1 year

@jjbillyd @McJesse @heykody @Adobe Why would I give a shit what some computer guesses the background looks like when it’s infinitely more interesting to speculate on why the artist made the background like he did as a conscious choice?

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1 year

@manatsunoshi @paynushurts tbf the man had a clear history of being a big fan of beaches

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3 years

@jerry_eldred @Srirachachau Twitter blew up a few weeks ago making fun of Jarrett Allen for wearing this to the all star game, I don’t get it

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3 years

@hannahposts @melliemacker Loan forgiveness only for Cathy’s son

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2 years

@biscuittts when you already busted but she keeps zestin your sour boi

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11 months

@SeaOfMarighella @who_shot_jgr it's just an artist's rendering, the actual tunnel looks more like this, and it's super fun to slide down

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5 months

@BelarusMoD @MostControPod checks out lmao

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2 months

@dril @RobDenBleyker Not beating the not dril allegations I’m afraid

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6 months

@tybuddhaboy He’s harkonnen-maxxing. The hair is the final step

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1 year

@sexwithuruncle this guy has the perfect face for someone whose main objective in life is to see what a hammer sees

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10 months

@tybuddhaboy ok but it would have been wild if they were firing things that hadn’t been invented yet

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3 years

@rachelnbro @benner Champ saw this tweet and died just to avoid having to go

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1 year

@_upgood @EAM_Reader @churrascooooo @SuburbanJihadi watching blue checks interact with each other like I’m at the zoo

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3 years

@Scambl @bad2sentence This guy got immurement on his word of the day calendar and rushed to use it in a story

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@mrgracemugabe enhance

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1 year

@bobby_on_mars @latkedelrey if only the angle were slightly different the asteroid would have hit the sharp edge of the disc and would have been cleanly bisected

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1 year

@earlkralik @hampsterofx

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@ddiiggss

2 years

@vagabondvivant @NotABigJerk keeping a binder of your hair and dna and handwriting samples in case your husband murders you is the exact opposite of healthy paranoia

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7 months

Phish bf/non-phish gf during the first set (they’ll be gone at setbreak)

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9 months

@heyyitsjanea @SomaKazima lol the guy’s voice cracking and shaking

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1 year

@Jamesph2619 @ShadowofEzra you have a dog’s brain

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2 years

@michaelhirschbb this video rules because it brings together hustle grindset ceo brain guys and i’m 14 and this is deep art guys

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1 year

@hum_dunkin butter, salt, and shallots are the secrets to restaurant food

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2 years

@SelfMadeOps @nytimes look at that green. Ignore the 2nd pic👇 👇

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2 years

@RaeRockhold @nytimes womp womp

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28 days

@Bocc_accio @WentzworthI oh sorry I couldn't hear you over the sound of me building fences on my family's 20,000 acres

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5 months

@BelarusMoD @MostControPod you gotta make your bait believable

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9 months

@largemotorcycle when you momentarily forget that you’re only here to pimp the OF

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3 years

@Lepalek69 @celine_dionysus @dawnblog “It holds knitwear” is the most pretentious way to say “it’s the dirty laundry pile holder”

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1 year

@erallover I’m getting mad because you included the word image and also filtered on image

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3 years

@BigBicNick @aklingus The Pizza Hut in my town had one of those neo geo 4 in 1 arcade cabinets. Ride your bike to Pizza Hut, play some games, hit up the pizza lunch buffet and head home with one your flintstones collectible glass to finish the set

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6 months

@Very__Regular video games part is obvious bait but the rest is all true

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3 years

@addictionandlo1 @ALBillingsley @DrMarinaHarris My best mental health advice is to not purposely twist obviously harmless tweets into something that you think is targeting you specifically

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1 year

@penultimatepa6 @l422y @davidkrammer_ @_david_ho_ Weird that there doesn’t appear to be any observable traffic jams here

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1 year

@hampsterofx "the rest of twitter is seeing I'm a absolute loser with no friends or sense of community or joy in my life"

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3 years

@ghost_tropic_

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10 months

@SamtheNightOwl @nothervois It’s not the wrong question to ask, it’s exactly the question that a kid would ask. The answer they gave is wrong, but the question is perfectly reasonable and should lead to an explanation of *why* it’s impossible

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Listening to the gartful dedd on

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2 years

@prezidentyoung @SwishMahoney34 @damediddyrusell it’s really not. any food produced on a big enough scale is going to look pretty similar to this

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6 months

Concert livestreams should cost $10

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@ddiiggss

1 year

@duladoesit @GhostFreeOr1056 ??? You think people shouldn’t make more money but they should write their senator to ask them to increase minimum wage to…. make more money?

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@ShelleyElwood @bobby

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3 years

I’m one of the chronically ill people the CDC says it’s ok for covid to kill (I sometimes drink 2.5 beers and then fall asleep watching korean StarCraft tournaments)

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These three security checkpoints hold all the contraband seized trying to enter the grounds. On a phish festival weekend, like this weekend? Enough for our whole crew to never have to buy drugs again for the rest of our lives, without breaking a sweat.

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@stupblime @playdeadpal @revokerornament @gayest_tone except we do know what the man is saying

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@elaifresh @bethbourdon She was like damn I just killed two humans, of course Human Resources can help

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3 years

@MaxisDoctor @lil__elliephant @_wildmilk Why make it easy for them? They have to earn it.

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1 year

@NBennaidja @Variety Thank you 15 follower comic movie stan account for your cutting insight on this

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1 year

@alexandr_wang imagine paying $8 a month to be so wrong

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6 months

Lots of sublime discourse the last few days so it’s as good a time as any to remind everyone that 40oz to Freedom is a perfect album from start to finish

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1 year

@hello__caitlin there was an article a few weeks ago about VC firms betting big on pickleball so like everything else a handful of guys will make a killing and then no one will ever talk about it again

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1 year

@JeffMcDev look at my gastroenterologist dawg, I’m gonna shit myself to death

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1 year

@citgohateacct @kentookal @mosheroperandi @obfuscati0n yeah sure that’s what they’re doing, safety is famously priority one with cops

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3 years

@murder_turd @dioerasabbath It clearly hasn’t finished materializing downward from the heavens

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1 year

@uncle_june Whoa man you can’t drop this on the timeline with “had”, Joey pants is alive and well

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@Lewskymonica @kenklippenstein read the room, bot

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3 years

@TheMaShiKai @LizardRumsfeld @classiclib3ral they really should have established their own independent water testing facility before they drank any of the water, it's like they wanted to die

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@I_Am_CyberSmith @impcus @muenzenberg_w Hate when they ignore the guiding light of civilization tbh

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10 months

@IMDBorg That thing that people are constantly saying

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1 year

@GoodPostReilly Cannes doesn’t even have a coke freestyle machine 😔

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3 years

@2003mazdamiata @SexistHousecat I used to listen at work and lived in constant fear that someone would see the splash screen or that my earbuds would disconnect and they might hear 5 seconds of dialogue before I managed to smash my phone with a hammer

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@HarveytheHaint Who’s dying though? The people who refuse the vaccine and take zero precautions because they hate the government? There’s nothing anyone can do for these people other than cult deprogramming. For vaxxed people, things are much, much better than they were 12/6/2020

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@randygdub @HeheWaitWhut